2005 Archived Escort Reports

[Member #3063]

Janie from CL

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/114323524.html

Gave her a call yesterday and very hard to get a hold of.If you are looking for some GFE she really got it very sweet and really into it goes the extra mile. She does smoke and you can smell it the room. A little thick but not fat. Which makes for big natural tities.Overall would recomm. Offers the third input.

[Chow Mai Dong]

Whatever happened to civility in this room? Is OC really that dead to the point where you guys are not getting any (and building up all that steam and letting it out in this room?)?

Peace and get some poon, for Christ sake (hmm....perhaps Christ won't approve of this).

[Faconnable]

Hey! I made the top 10

7- Fac, you are easy. No brain involved. I'll consult with Jackson if that's a strike. If not I'll give you a 15 sec m poem for you m person. If you want to play 3 strike with me, be obvious so I strike you back immediately.

[James D 2004]

I was wrong. Green is not my biggest fan, he is only my biggest fan on literature. Blueball is my biggest fan on philosophy.

[Blubalz]

In the spirit of all you Letterman fan's, I've come up with the Top Ten James D'isms

10- I think this summary of your review is fair as nobody

9- At first I thought your stud friend (of the Bukkake kind)

8- I learn that if someone is mentioning my English again, he is about to jump out of the 1st window he sees.

7- Fac, you are easy. No brain involved. I'll consult with Jackson if that's a strike. If not I'll give you a 15 sec m poem for you m person. If you want to play 3 strike with me, be obvious so I strike you back immediately.

6- That's exactly what I mean, good speak

5- Talking about tread, I had the honor to trash Beer Guzzler first before you do

4- As for writing skills, I wouldn't say I'm better than you or vice versa. I have my style and you yours.

3- I thought only I know when I'm going to cum and how far from it, but they seem to know it too.

2- Woo, if you have the gut of a chicken, you better remain silence, better than staying safe behind the bull after it made a lot of shit and gas.

And the #1 all time favorite:

Banned: JamesD2004
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Reason: Posting false reports, posting photos from other websites, generally wasting everyone's time with general BS.

[James D 2004]

Green, you just qualified as my biggest fan. So you earn yourself a quote for the review of my master piece. (But you don't have enough character to earn a place in immortality.) Rarely anybody admit that they read it - it's a joke and humorous story after all. Not only that you read it from top to bottom, you produced a diligent and positive review too, giving it a non-fiction best seller treatment. I think this summary of your review is fair as nobody, including me, manage to have the patient to read what you are talking about. Because a lot of what you are discussing looked familiar, probably true. But you have a misconception - you are the last in the world to find out.

Before you resort to misinformation and fact distortion, like many others, I can tell you that my pictures are all taken in quality motels and not so quality motels in Monclair not of my choosing. Apart from the mistake of trying to recognize the place in a picture, are you telling us that you can find lots of blond white Malaysians in SGV private apartments?

[Green Gopher]

Green Gopher, your post gave me several conclusions too. You read till the end, and was entertained and learnt some facts too. That's the point of it, entertainment and education, that's why there are books. And if you read any books after the days when your parents were asked to read out loud to you at kindergarten, most stories need a hero/heroin to be interesting. I sensed that you envy not only the hero in the story, but all the others who got immortalized. You analysis is a nice try, but that's too little to worth my attention to include you, next time when I have the urge to sleek into the restroom with my laptop for a break from my intense work.

At first I thought your stud friend (of the Bukkake kind) asked you to help with keeping his girlfriend happy. But your 'conclusions' let me to believe now that you are a stud too (of the Bukkake kind). Your friend must be pimping his sister because no matter how little she charges, the work would be too easy to pass.

was it entertaining? at some points yes but a little bit more irritable b/c I actually believe those you speak of to be pretty credible where as you have never really come up with anything too interesting, I've personally traded and received some credible info from those you speak of and you = useless. I chuckled a bit but when I finished it made no contribution, my few minutes spent reading your pathetic attempt to be humerous and gain attention would of been better spent reading about DL's lead to buy cheap food and gas. I would however believe you to be credible if you ever gave any solid information but I apologize I can not use an example of any solid information. I read and chuckle then I think who the hell are you to say anything to them?

By your pictures alone I can tell you visit some of the same establishments that I do and I'll say Malaysians definitely are top on the service chain. I'll leave it at that.

At the end of the day this is an internet forum to share some info and help eachother out. You seem to use this forum to fabricate some psuedo web character you use to gain attention to yourself. Do I believe most of your stories? through all the useless ramble and pointless fabrications... yes. Do I think your full of crap? definitely. Will I ever follow one of your leads? probably not, you are more likely to hold onto the few leads you do for yourself. When you give out anything credible it will most likely be BS or because you have found that source to be uninviting to yourself.

So I ask you again, just leave my name out of your posts. But if you want to try to use some grade school tactic to attempt some sort of pathetic offense to your web persona to attack me on an online forum you are more then welcomed but alot of us are just tired of your BS and although I never thought of reporting you, Yoda is really starting to make sense. You remind me of those surpressed extremist. You live a quiet life with much lacking and use the internet to seek fufillment.

I'm sorry to break it to you but you have a misconception of how you are viewed here. No one likes you. You go on speaking like people actually share your views and are amused by your wit. We put up with it and learn to just ignore you so do not mistake our lack of outbursts as a point of acceptence.

reply if you want but I give you fair warning, I will only point out your obvious delusional crap. Just end it by not mentioning my name anymore.

[James D 2004]

Yoda, you know what's right for you, that if you leave me alone, I will do the same. But you don't listen to yourself. You don't need to distort the facts and I don't need clever responses. Nowadays, anyone who click on your handle will know about your posting history. You stepped on my toes first. And I hope that you stick to your words and shut up. Hopefully you will retire for a year or two when the going gets tough, as your history shows, just in this board alone.

Green Gopher, your post gave me several conclusions too. You read till the end, and was entertained and learnt some facts too. That's the point of it, entertainment and education, that's why there are books. And if you read any books after the days when your parents were asked to read out loud to you at kindergarten, most stories need a hero/heroin to be interesting. I sensed that you envy not only the hero in the story, but all the others who got immortalized. You analysis is a nice try, but that's too little to worth my attention to include you, next time when I have the urge to sleek into the restroom with my laptop for a break from my intense work.

At first I thought your stud friend (of the Bukkake kind) asked you to help with keeping his girlfriend happy. But your 'conclusions' let me to believe now that you are a stud too (of the Bukkake kind). Your friend must be pimping his sister because no matter how little she charges, the work would be too easy to pass.

[Yodaman]

This is not ment to be a flame or a rant...its just a heads up to all members.

James D may actually accomplish what he apparently setting out to do. I believe he really wants this forum to himself as his personal ego trip. As a result he may end up posting to himself.

I am not a rival of this fool nor will I enter into attempts to start a flame war. His kind are the ones that truned this forum away from what it was intended to be in the first place.

If we really want to get this forum back on track and make it a place to give and get information we must simply ignore his babbelings AND report every one of his abusive and taunting posts to the moderator. If you all are as tired as I am of him filling the forum with his childish drivel....report him and get him banned.

We collectively have the power to clean up this crap, if it is important to you do it!

I will never publicly address this fool angain....it is simply niot worth our time to give his pathetic little ego the boost thst he craves!

James I know that you will have one of your clever nonsensical replys to this post so go ahead and prove me right,,,have fun!

Yoda....OUT!

[Green Gopher]

Yoda, you are confused as ever, as in my masterpiece. Are you begging me or is that a threat? If you didn't come out of retirement and babble me, I would have left you alone. Check your posting history in TER, TBD, WSG etc. Did I mention your name when you disappeared? No way.

Green Gopher, right on. If you read my masterpiece, you will understand that once you become a Bukkake stud, there's no turning back. How to please your girl friend? Find somebody else to help !!!

I read that so called master piece and I've come to two conclusions:

1. You like to make yourself look good. Although it was funny at some moments, you obviously set out to poke fun at some other members while including yourself in a brighter light. Why mention yourself? Why even write this?

2. You have way too much time on your hands.

You probably know more of the details between your rivals than I. I'll stay out of it.

btw Please leave my name out of your ramblings also. I dont want to be included in all this "online mongering forum drama."

[James D 2004]

Yoda, you are confused as ever, as in my masterpiece. Are you begging me or is that a threat? If you didn't come out of retirement and babble me, I would have left you alone. Check your posting history in TER, TBD, WSG etc. Did I mention your name when you disappeared? No way.

Green Gopher, right on. If you read my masterpiece, you will understand that once you become a Bukkake stud, there's no turning back. How to please your girl friend? Find somebody else to help !!!

[Green Gopher]

Do you ever fuck up and ask for a BBBJTC while ordering your Extra Value Meal or is it just me? Nah. Your IDEA of an Extra Value Meal IS a BBBJTC.

Holla at ya boy!
Joe

P.S. Check out American Bukkake 27. Or better yet check out Midnight Prowl #4 and watch me fuck the hell out of Sara Stone. Good times, bro.

wow those guys from midnight prowl hit me up one time out of the blue to enjoy one of their girls. It was so abrupt that I was sketchy and walked away. Afterwards I found out that it was legit and was kicking myself for turning that away. I regret that day!

[Joe Monger]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/se...r&userid=12805

Mister JM,

What's up, porn stud? I'm just laying low eating my "99c meal somewhere." Heh heh.

Do you ever fuck up and ask for a BBBJTC while ordering your Extra Value Meal or is it just me? Nah. Your IDEA of an Extra Value Meal IS a BBBJTC.

Holla at ya boy!
Joe

P.S. Check out American Bukkake 27. Or better yet check out Midnight Prowl #4 and watch me fuck the hell out of Sara Stone. Good times, bro.

[Joe Monger]

For the record I have NOT retired. James please strike my name from any of your insane babbeling! We all know that you are an "attention Freak", you remind us every day. I don't care what you post just leave my name out of it and I will do the same for you!
Thank you!

Kick your ass, Yoda will!

Heh, heh.
Joe

[Yodaman]

[QUOTE=Joe Monger]How did you force Yoda's retirement? Did you assault one of his ATF's like you (allegedly) did to one of mine?

For the record I have NOT retired. James please strike my name from any of your insane babbeling! We all know that you are an "attention Freak", you remind us every day. I don't care what you post just leave my name out of it and I will do the same for you!
Thank you!