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[JustMe129]

Have any of you had any experience with ebackpage.com? Is it legit?

I don't see a single useful post there.

[DavidCrockett]

Have any of you had any experience with ebackpage.com? Is it legit?

[Niceone1]

Helo my fellow monger. Last week I had to pleaser of dreaming about ms becky. I dream that she was accommodating as always and was very attentive to all my needs. We normally do a duo with lucy but she was not there this time so we had the place to ourselves. I wanted to go twice but didn't have anymore energy left. LOL. She needs some help so don't be shy.

[ChuckNdHowz]

I just had to share and it's almost spot on.

I got it from Buff9999 on the Huntsville board. Who got it from RichHam who got it from gottahavemoreu from pensacola board who got it from:

St Pete SW board was posted by the lovemuscle.

Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[Nickn3]

I am looking for fun in the Crossville, Jamestown area, can anyone help a traveling monger out?

Thanks in advance.

Nick.

[HexNut]

Hey Gang,

Just putting this out as an idea. I'm starting to get into Android development, and am thinking of making an app to help with those of us in the hobby. What I see is something that you could take, say a providers number, and bounce it off things like google, another site, Escort-Phones, Escortphonesearch etc, to help verify and research. It could also function as a database of info, like personal comments, a quick form to see what's on the menu (you'd have to fill that one) , tie into txt message / dialer. Probably even include the ability to have pictures linked to particular profiles.

Does this sound like something that might be useful. This is going to be very much a part-time project but I'd love to get some feedback from you what you would like to see in an app designed for those of us in the hobby. If there is already something like that, let me know so I can steal ideas from it.

Like I said, this is going to be, in part, a learning project. If I get it done and stable however, I'll be glad to make it available to anybody who would like a copy.

Thanks, and feel free to PM me is you .

Steve

Couldn't ever take a chance my wife or kids would find it on my phone.

[BadmanAnon]

With all the recent news about gay rights and weed legalization making the news why haven't more of us tried to legalize the hobby? It would be easy enough to organize and throw uncle LEO off of our backs. There is already a lawsuit called ESPLER v GASCON to do just that in California. https://www.tilt.com/tilts/support-h...lerp-v-gascon..

Also tons of inbformation here.

www.policeprostitutionandpolitics.com

[Troublemaker00]

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[Gabbb]

BOX IS FULL pm me please.

[Gabbb]

LOL thank you for the warm welcome. Please feel free to put a more personal touch to your welcome by dropping by any time. LOL.

Xoxo.

Gianna

Your box is full please clear space for further replies.

[MrHappyMofo2]

Seen her ad on emugshot, she looks good her last four digits are 1181 . Has anyone seen her? Thanks Happy Holiday's.

[MrHappyMofo2]

It doesn't seem practical or likely at all that law enforcement will ever go to the logistical trouble and uncertainty and potential danger to its law enforcment members that would arise from attempting to set up any kind of organized 'sting' to arrest gentlemen who order female escorts as incall service providers. Can anyone correct me if I'm wrong?

I know the po po do what they want. If your arrested by mistake. LOL sorry your picture is online for all to see. Yeper.

[Love Ladies]

Seems very well thought out. Hope it gets used. A LOT!

Looks like it is doing great.

[CharlieByrd]

So I review this site sporadically. Thought I should start posting some so as to be able to get some of the "inside info". I live in the Hendersonville area. I like a HE massage. Used to go see Melissa in Bellview before she got out of the business (shit.). Anyway, been texting April and plan to go see her soon. Be safe out there, guys!

[HornyGoatWeed]

Seems very well thought out. Hope it gets used. A LOT!