2005 Archived Reports

**Anavera** · 06-01-05 14:27

I havent seen Renee around lately. I hope trouble didnt find her. I havent cruised much lately fellows. While out mongering, I stopped to get some gas and a coke to drink at a Gas Station and belive it or not, I actually met a attractive woman. hmmmmm hehe my first instinct was to see if she was working, then I decided that wow...maybe I need to reboot my system. I just started talking to her, and we have been out on 7 dates since then. So if I am quiet for awhile, things with her are going great!

**SC Beach Bum** · 05-31-05 23:20

I've been out for a while, haven't driven around in a while. Anyone still see Renee around?

**Knot Sure** · 05-30-05 09:21

Well sports fans, I happened to be in Myrtle Beach yesterday (Sunday) for some family time (silly me forgot is was Black Biker Week so I got to enjoy the sound of endless motorcycle engines and rap music). I was on 17 just south of downtown when I spotted a couple of very nice looking WSW applying their trade. Well being that I was at the beach on family time and had others in the car I was unable to partake of the opportunity. But I sure wish I had had the chance, both of them looked very nice. Oh well, guess I will have to leave the exploration opportunities to Muddy Shoes and the rest of the beach patrol bragade!

**Muddy Shoes** · 05-25-05 16:15

Haven't been out that much lately, just too much traffic from the bike rally. I did cruise through briefly the other morning and saw 3 wsw's, only one of which was worth a closer look. Upon getting a closer look, I noticed a nasty looking sore on her mouth. Needless to say, I passed. Not bad looking otherwise.

I did stop for Liz yesterday. I've seen her before, but for one reason or another, never hooked up. She's a tall gal, brunette with glasses and 40-ish. Doesn't look like a sw, more like a math teacher. BBBJ w CIM (full swallow, no spit). Typical rate, typical service. One thing that kinda turned me off was her smell. Not BO, but she smelled sorta like cheap air freshner, the kind you spray in the bathroom after taking a shit.

**Lucky692k** · 05-23-05 08:38

This post is a little late, but did not have a pc available. Friday nitght I stopped by the place where the horses play. Most of the staff did not appeal to me. Several ladies were overweitgt, there was onle lady with a nice body but she looked like she was 50. There were two young oriental chicks but they seem to just hang out with selected people. I did not get any couch dances by the time I left.

5 am I was cruising the usual streets.( I was on a motorcycle) Spotted one possible wsw talking to LEO along the main road. Looped around to check for others. LEO is scattered throughout the area. On a return pass it appears she stopped in a convience store and picked up a couple of items to keep LE off her back. She is blond with hair in stringy braids. I see her get picked up in my mirror and i make a nother pass thruogh the area to see if there are anymore wild life out there. I spot her walking down a side street some distance for her privious sighting only a couple of minutes. I guess she did not like what he offered. When the rain started I retired for the night.

Sat afternoon I checked out Fantails. The only thing I saw was a fat blond an old hispanic chick (I think), one fat black chick and one slim black chick that was only interested in the locals. I moved on the the Penthouse club. The ladies look better but these ladies seem to make more without extras in the vip room. Ten for table dance, 30 for couch room, 150 for 15 min in vip and 300 for 30 min in vip room.

Just not lucky this trip.

Be safe,

Lucky692k

**Trim Slayer** · 05-22-05 23:28

After a long night of partying, picked up WSW Toni around 17 S around 6 am Sunday morning. She's about early 30s,dirty blond, petite, very nice body, nice ass, not torn up at all. got bbbj with hj finish for .20 very nice. taught her the old POV bj, she liked it, I told her it would get guys off. worked great for me. she really slobbered me knob good. wanted to poke her but she said she had another appointment. i was spent and couldn't meet her an hour later. Very memorable night!

Trim

**hesnothere** · 05-20-05 10:00

Spaceman,

There is no sex at He's not here.

Just spa and salon services.

**Spaceman Spiff** · 05-19-05 23:13

Interesting Muddy,

I wonder how long it's been like that? The only other place I saw tanning salon action was in Huntsville Alabama back about '87, and they always had a sign like "all female staff" to let you know something ws up. If _we_ didn't know about this place, how well could they have been doing? They did have a sauna during the 17 Spa days, BTW.

I was checking out the new HTC phonebook a few weeks ago and found a place called "He's Not Here" under massage. The ad looked like it was trying to pitch the place as a legit barber/spa but run as a Hooters or Hooters+. The website actually seems a bit tamer than the YP ad: www.hesnothere.biz

Has anyone checked this out? Is it just "Mystic Dawn" massage with eyecandy and hair clippers or something more?

Spaceman Spiff

**Muddy Shoes** · 05-19-05 13:28

My curiosity got the better of me and while jerking off to the hot asian chick in the V2 mag ad, I had the following fantasy.

I decided to check out the former Highway 17 Spa, now operating as a sunless tanning salon. Yes, it is in fact an honest-to-goodness AMP. They do offer tanning ($20) to keep up appearances. Stopped in late yesterday afternoon, and despite the fact there are 10 million bikers in town, the place was empty. Was met by Mona at the counter, easily 40-plus with some mileage on her face, but not a bad body. Paid $80 for the hour (half-hour is available, but they don't tell you that up front) and was led to a small, but nice room where I got ready for the sauna. I don't remember the sauna from the last trip, and it looked like the place had some work done. Very nice. After a few minutes working up a sweat in the sauna, Mona came back in and took me to the table shower. This was OK, but I've had better, even in places where only HJ's are offered. When she got to the jewels, she handed me the sponge and said "You wash" When I replied, "Thats OK, you can do it", she smiled and proceded to wash the boys very thoroughly.

Once back in the room, got a lackluster, half-ass massage and made some small talk. The room had no table, just a futon, chair and mattress on the floor. When she did the flip, she asked what brought me here? I was very frank and said I was horny. Offered up a $140 tip, trying to make it as clear as I could that it was for FS or nothing. I would not have initially offered this much right up font, but the lights were turned down so low, I couldn't see my cash. I knew that amount was all I brought so I just handed her the wad. Looking back, it may have been too much.

Mona came back in, got undressed and started off with some ball licking and CBJ, which was nice and slow. Again, it was almost totally dark, and I didn't get a good look at the goods, but they felt pretty good. Natural small c's with not a lot of sag for the age. Then she hopped on cow girl and rode for awhile. She must have lubed herself up pretty good, cause it was like sticking it into a bowl of warm jello. She was certainly no tight little thing. She was kinda mechanical with not much response and I finished up doggy.

All in all, not a terrible experience, but as I was heading out the door, I was thinking that my hard-earned mongering $ could have been better spent. There was at least one more girl there, but I never saw her. Tried to get Mona to introduce me, but she said "you see her next time".

Muddy

**Captain M** · 05-12-05 21:43

After having to cancel several attempts to get back home, I finally made it. It was well worth the wait.

I stopped by the club with the fish and saw the beautiful chick from South America. I believe most here will know to whom I refer. She told me "I'll be over in a minute"--well as usual she gets busy with her latino friends and doesn't show -- and I don't wait long--too little time for stripper bs. A chick from the Phillipines offered her services in the vip, but after I asked her if she spit or swallowed, she said it was covered--no thanks and passed.

I went to the best strip joint at the beach and probably most everywhere. I managed take out to a local motel--a new platau. FS was on the menu and this chick has some oral skills that will curl your toes. Kept asking what do you want and what makes you happy? WELCOME HOME. I love this place.

Went back the Friday and saw a chick that I hadn't seen for a while--good timing and she wanted to take me to the VIP. I was short on cash, but the next night I returned and went up to the VIP. FS and at a fantastic rate. I'm glad she likes me for whatever reason. Not a laid back a it used to be since the law is looking, but its still a thrill to leave with a smile.

Best trip to the beach in a while.

Sorry for the lack of club and lady info, but LE is looking and I don't want to ruin good things. I already know someone fighting solicistation charges and more bs from a street chick. Not my thing, but everyone has their own groove. LE is looking closer than you might think and I understand that even if they don't charge you they put your info into a database to see how often and why you are contacted.

**gotcha78** · 05-12-05 21:29

Anybody know if Renee is still around?

**YoungGunner** · 05-12-05 08:44

Has the new talent made its way into town for the bike rally? Someone pm me with an answer. May want to make that trip. Have had lots of success during this time of year!

**gotcha78** · 05-11-05 14:17

Anybody ever get service from Amberescorts? If so is it worth the money?

**Muddy Shoes** · 05-11-05 14:05

Was taking the long way home from work yesterday and found myself on Yaupon. Hadn't seen squat anywhere else and was about to head home when I saw this cute little brunette walking up one of the side streets. She hopped in and asked if I could give her a lift to the Suburban Lodge on 17 & 501. Since it was on my way home and she asked real nice, I agreed. She was grateful, and for the ride and a modest donation to her favorite charity, she gave a long, slow, non-rushed, slurpy BBBJ w/ CIM while we drove.

Said her name was Mary Ann. She looked a little younger than most girls out (mid-20's or so) and had a pretty decent attitude. Skinny girl with small tits. I noticed that her legs were kinda beat up looking with several bruises. Also said she lived in Surfside on 15th Avenue S across from the Bi-Lo. I wandered if she was that "drunk as shit" girl that Anavera posted about, but I see that his description was off a little from what I saw. Had no digits and said she didn't walk much in that area, but had got lucky once or twice. Said she was an admin. asst for a real estate company. I guess that looks good on your resume when your'e applying to be a SW.

**Spaceman Spiff** · 05-11-05 12:24

SWC,

I would disagree. If you have limited time, you can't just be driving around hoping to get lucky. Suggest you check out Lady J's (HJ pretty much guaranteed, BJ/FS possible depending on your girl), or Rainbow Spa for FS. Both are in North Myrtle: LJs across and a little south of Crazy Horse, Rainbow across the side street from Kroger.

Yes, it is more expensive, but those are sure things.

Spaceman Spiff