Johnny Maps stupid shit.

[Ronny770]

That's a birth defect and if it's not fixed after birth then you know where the feces come out right?

Pretty impressive. The fact that none of them complained of the smell.

[Head Hunting]

I saw this chick for the same reason you did big guy, I thought some reviews said she was alright and she is attractive no doubt. But I had a bad experience with this broad, posted it and a couple people cosigned. She was super high when I saw her, like hallucinating, I basically had to hold her still just to nut. If it makes you feel better, my experience was way worse than yours.

Oh yea, she stole my lighter!! I forgot to mention that last time.

So, does she have a butthole or not?

[WholeThang448]

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atla...2868/1/1919470

This chic thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out about 3 weeks ago. I saw a whole lot of chatter about this chic a few weeks ago and that piqued my interest. I think. I text her one day just messing with her to see what all she'd do for the dinero. She quoted me a high rate which I wasn't giving her. After I inquired about BB services, she said that, that would be a higher rate, then quoted me a lower rate some 30 minutes later. What?

Chic seemed confused as that made no sense at all. I figured she probably had another chic texting the rates for her as I read a few people made mention of a room mate. Anyways, I told her to send the address and she did a few minutes later. When I googled the address, it was to a motel on the east side of town. Wow! How convenient. I thought the reviews all said that she was in a dirty apartment on the west side of town with a mattress on the floor.

I guess she's now upgraded? I thought, well she's on my side of town now, I may just pay her a visit. I figured if anything, I'll just go for the BB neck alone and keep it moving. I went ahead and washed my ass, then headed over to her place. Got there some 45 minutes later and text her upon my arrival. All communications were done via text and she didn't even ask any police questions. She relayed her room number to me and up the stairs case towards her room I went..

That's a birth defect and if it's not fixed after birth then you know where the feces come out right?

[Michael Caffey]

She's either LEO, real new or real dumb. Posting specifics in an ad like that is a quick way to get busted.

Or a sighting of the rare North American red headed cum guzzler.

[Grizzly383]

I saw her when she first emerged and had good reviews. And does have an asshole. Haha. She was open to anal and I even tried but she was too tight so went in the fort door.

I found this pic on her site. I sure don't see a backdoor exit! I might have to schedule a visit with her to see in person.

[BB Love]

No butthole, I don't think I can get the picture out of my head. Someone pounding the shit out of a chick from behind with a disgusted look on their face, searching desperately for an asshole. You have to admit, that is some funny shit (pun intended).

I found this pic on her site. I sure don't see a backdoor exit! I might have to schedule a visit with her to see in person.

[NuGuy36]

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atla...2868/1/1919470

Nice girl, but no repeat. She has no skill and I was disgusted by her actions the whole time. Also, that no butthole thing still got me shook up. How does she take a shit? She looks far better in her pics, than she looks in person. I'll still give her "6" In looks and a "5" In service. She was fresh out the shower, but that's not enough for me to repeat. My damage is done here.

Johnny Maps you should have asked her what's up with the no star fish? Perhaps her crappy attitude in the sack is because she's perpetually backed up.

[MrHobbyist]

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atla...2868/1/1919470


Nice girl, but no repeat. She has no skill and I was disgusted by her actions the whole time. Also, that no butthole thing still got me shook up. How does she take a shit? She looks far better in her pics, than she looks in person. I'll still give her "6" In looks and a "5" In service. She was fresh out the shower, but that's not enough for me to repeat. My damage is done here.

No butthole, I don't think I can get the picture out of my head. Someone pounding the shit out of a chick from behind with a disgusted look on their face, searching desperately for an asshole. You have to admit, that is some funny shit (pun intended).

[Ronny770]

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atla...2868/1/1919470

As soon as she saw my nature starting to rise, she immediately stopped sucking and placed the same condom back on my cock. She asked which position I wanted and I eagerly choosed doggie, so I wouldn't have to look at her spit-soaked face. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. As soon as I looked down and entered her, I was like, where the fuck is this chic's asshole. I didn't even see a hole back there for her asshole. WTF?

I kept stroking for 10 seconds and trying to look for her asshole when she suddenly reached behind with her left hand and covered the spot, with her hand, that was supposed to be her asshole. I guess she saw me looking? I kept pounding anyways, with a bit of disgust on my face, as she was opening her legs further and positioning herself in such a way that allowed me to go deep. I could tell she likes to get pounded, but I just wanted to get mines and get the hell on.

Holy Shit. I wonder if she's a post op TS? LOL.

[Driatic]

I saw this chick for the same reason you did big guy, I thought some reviews said she was alright and she is attractive no doubt. But I had a bad experience with this broad, posted it and a couple people cosigned. She was super high when I saw her, like hallucinating, I basically had to hold her still just to nut. If it makes you feel better, my experience was way worse than yours.

Oh yea, she stole my lighter!! I forgot to mention that last time.

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atla...2868/1/1919470

This chic thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out about 3 weeks ago. I saw a whole lot of chatter about this chic a few weeks ago and that piqued my interest. I think. I text her one day just messing with her to see what all she'd do for the dinero. She quoted me a high rate which I wasn't giving her. After I inquired about BB services, she said that, that would be a higher rate, then quoted me a lower rate some 30 minutes later. What?

Chic seemed confused as that made no sense at all. I figured she probably had another chic texting the rates for her as I read a few people made mention of a room mate. Anyways, I told her to send the address and she did a few minutes later. When I googled the address, it was to a motel on the east side of town. Wow! How convenient. I thought the reviews all said that she was in a dirty apartment on the west side of town with a mattress on the floor.

I guess she's now upgraded? I thought, well she's on my side of town now, I may just pay her a visit. I figured if anything, I'll just go for the BB neck alone and keep it moving. I went ahead and washed my ass, then headed over to her place. Got there some 45 minutes later and text her upon my arrival. All communications were done via text and she didn't even ask any police questions. She relayed her room number to me and up the stairs case towards her room I went.

Knocked on her door and it was opened by a short stubby brown-skinned chic standing beside it. She told me to come on and that's when I noticed Star sitting in a chair to the left on me while rubbing lotion on her arms. I said my greetings to the both of them as Star paid me no mind, but her room mate was more chatty. First thought, this Stsr chic seems a bit absent-minded. She gave me no eye contact and just continued to lotion her skin as I stood in the room.

The room was neat and clean too with no smoke smells anywhere. 2 nice comfortable double beds, with no signs of any mattresses on the floor. That looked nice so far. Star was wrapped up in a 2-piece towel (1 for her upper body and the other for her lower). That 2 piece towel thing looked pretty goofy and I could tell from the sides of the towel that her breastess'es sagged a bit. Her room mate asked if I came for Star and I said, "yes", but should have said, "hell no" and kept it moving.

The room mate left the room a few minutes later and Star finally got down from off of her high horse and walked up to me to give me a hug. That was pretty nice of her. She didn't say but 5 words to me the whole session though, if even that. After the formal introduction, she asked how long I came to see how for and I told her, 15 minutes.

I placed the dough on the table as instructed, it was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She then dropped her towel towel to display a thin body that was kind of scrawny in my honest opinion. She looked every bit of 5'6 120 lbs as stated via text. Her breastess'es were C cups, but had mild hangtime on them. I'd still list them as youthful though, as they looked like some young girls breastess'es.

Her stomach was flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass it was a thin ass. It had very little meat on it and almost looked flat, but I'd say it was a thin / petite ass. Body looked ok. Definitely. After she de-toweled, I de-clothed all by myself, with no help from her at all. We were both in our naked meat suits now, as she instructed me to sit at the edge of the bed.

I did just that as she placed a towel on the floor, got on her knees beneath me, applied the magnum garbage bag condom, and gots ta sucking. Errr, I thought it was supposed to be some BB sucky, but I guess not. Anyways, she gots ta sucking and the sucking was pretty terrible. I felt no suction at all and she started doing something that thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out.

She would put her mouth on it for no more than 15 seconds, then spit the spermicide out of her mouth and down onto the towel below. Fvcking gross! She also started using the same spit-soaked towel to wipe her face, eyes and around her mouth with. Are you kidding me? For 5 good minutes, I'm watching this chic suck, spit and wipe. She was wiping her face, eyes and mouth with that spitty ass towel. Pretty disgusting! I couldn't even stand to look at her anymore. I was ready to pull my pants up and climb out the window head first.

After 5 minutes of thoroughly grossing me out with her nastiness, she asked me if I had my own condom as my cock was dangling at no mast at the time. I told her no, just do it for a minute without. I really didn't want her doing it without, because of what I just saw, but I knew that was the only way I would get it up with this chic. She pulled the condom off and ba re sucked me for about 90 seconds, as I had to will an erection out of me.

As soon as she saw my nature starting to rise, she immediately stopped sucking and placed the same condom back on my cock. She asked which position I wanted and I eagerly choosed doggie, so I wouldn't have to look at her spit-soaked face. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. As soon as I looked down and entered her, I was like, where the fuck is this chic's asshole. I didn't even see a hole back there for her asshole. WTF?

I kept stroking for 10 seconds and trying to look for her asshole when she suddenly reached behind with her left hand and covered the spot, with her hand, that was supposed to be her asshole. I guess she saw me looking? I kept pounding anyways, with a bit of disgust on my face, as she was opening her legs further and positioning herself in such a way that allowed me to go deep. I could tell she likes to get pounded, but I just wanted to get mines and get the hell on.

She wasn't giving me any throw backs, but she was giving me some good moans throughout. She also had some medium friction on her walls. I pounded out her one and only hole in doggie as she kept the other supposed one covered with her left hand the whole time. 5 minutes into my pound game, I blew a medium load into the cover and pulled out immediately. I told her I had enough of her and she got off the bed and put her towel back on. I cleaned up with the wipes she had on the table and started getting dressed. I got dressed and she walked me to the door and gave me a hug goodbye.

Nice girl, but no repeat. She has no skill and I was disgusted by her actions the whole time. Also, that no butthole thing still got me shook up. How does she take a shit? She looks far better in her pics, than she looks in person. I'll still give her "6" In looks and a "5" In service. She was fresh out the shower, but that's not enough for me to repeat. My damage is done here.

[Johnny Mapalo]

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atla...2868/1/1919470

This chic thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out about 3 weeks ago. I saw a whole lot of chatter about this chic a few weeks ago and that piqued my interest. I think. I text her one day just messing with her to see what all she'd do for the dinero. She quoted me a high rate which I wasn't giving her. After I inquired about BB services, she said that, that would be a higher rate, then quoted me a lower rate some 30 minutes later. What?

Chic seemed confused as that made no sense at all. I figured she probably had another chic texting the rates for her as I read a few people made mention of a room mate. Anyways, I told her to send the address and she did a few minutes later. When I googled the address, it was to a motel on the east side of town. Wow! How convenient. I thought the reviews all said that she was in a dirty apartment on the west side of town with a mattress on the floor.

I guess she's now upgraded? I thought, well she's on my side of town now, I may just pay her a visit. I figured if anything, I'll just go for the BB neck alone and keep it moving. I went ahead and washed my ass, then headed over to her place. Got there some 45 minutes later and text her upon my arrival. All communications were done via text and she didn't even ask any police questions. She relayed her room number to me and up the stairs case towards her room I went.

Knocked on her door and it was opened by a short stubby brown-skinned chic standing beside it. She told me to come on and that's when I noticed Star sitting in a chair to the left on me while rubbing lotion on her arms. I said my greetings to the both of them as Star paid me no mind, but her room mate was more chatty. First thought, this Stsr chic seems a bit absent-minded. She gave me no eye contact and just continued to lotion her skin as I stood in the room.

The room was neat and clean too with no smoke smells anywhere. 2 nice comfortable double beds, with no signs of any mattresses on the floor. That looked nice so far. Star was wrapped up in a 2-piece towel (1 for her upper body and the other for her lower). That 2 piece towel thing looked pretty goofy and I could tell from the sides of the towel that her breastess'es sagged a bit. Her room mate asked if I came for Star and I said, "yes", but should have said, "hell no" and kept it moving.

The room mate left the room a few minutes later and Star finally got down from off of her high horse and walked up to me to give me a hug. That was pretty nice of her. She didn't say but 5 words to me the whole session though, if even that. After the formal introduction, she asked how long I came to see how for and I told her, 15 minutes.

I placed the dough on the table as instructed, it was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She then dropped her towel towel to display a thin body that was kind of scrawny in my honest opinion. She looked every bit of 5'6 120 lbs as stated via text. Her breastess'es were C cups, but had mild hangtime on them. I'd still list them as youthful though, as they looked like some young girls breastess'es.

Her stomach was flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass it was a thin ass. It had very little meat on it and almost looked flat, but I'd say it was a thin / petite ass. Body looked ok. Definitely. After she de-toweled, I de-clothed all by myself, with no help from her at all. We were both in our naked meat suits now, as she instructed me to sit at the edge of the bed.

I did just that as she placed a towel on the floor, got on her knees beneath me, applied the magnum garbage bag condom, and gots ta sucking. Errr, I thought it was supposed to be some BB sucky, but I guess not. Anyways, she gots ta sucking and the sucking was pretty terrible. I felt no suction at all and she started doing something that thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out.

She would put her mouth on it for no more than 15 seconds, then spit the spermicide out of her mouth and down onto the towel below. Fvcking gross! She also started using the same spit-soaked towel to wipe her face, eyes and around her mouth with. Are you kidding me? For 5 good minutes, I'm watching this chic suck, spit and wipe. She was wiping her face, eyes and mouth with that spitty ass towel. Pretty disgusting! I couldn't even stand to look at her anymore. I was ready to pull my pants up and climb out the window head first.

After 5 minutes of thoroughly grossing me out with her nastiness, she asked me if I had my own condom as my cock was dangling at no mast at the time. I told her no, just do it for a minute without. I really didn't want her doing it without, because of what I just saw, but I knew that was the only way I would get it up with this chic. She pulled the condom off and ba re sucked me for about 90 seconds, as I had to will an erection out of me.

As soon as she saw my nature starting to rise, she immediately stopped sucking and placed the same condom back on my cock. She asked which position I wanted and I eagerly choosed doggie, so I wouldn't have to look at her spit-soaked face. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. As soon as I looked down and entered her, I was like, where the fuck is this chic's asshole. I didn't even see a hole back there for her asshole. WTF?

I kept stroking for 10 seconds and trying to look for her asshole when she suddenly reached behind with her left hand and covered the spot, with her hand, that was supposed to be her asshole. I guess she saw me looking? I kept pounding anyways, with a bit of disgust on my face, as she was opening her legs further and positioning herself in such a way that allowed me to go deep. I could tell she likes to get pounded, but I just wanted to get mines and get the hell on.

She wasn't giving me any throw backs, but she was giving me some good moans throughout. She also had some medium friction on her walls. I pounded out her one and only hole in doggie as she kept the other supposed one covered with her left hand the whole time. 5 minutes into my pound game, I blew a medium load into the cover and pulled out immediately. I told her I had enough of her and she got off the bed and put her towel back on. I cleaned up with the wipes she had on the table and started getting dressed. I got dressed and she walked me to the door and gave me a hug goodbye.

Nice girl, but no repeat. She has no skill and I was disgusted by her actions the whole time. Also, that no butthole thing still got me shook up. How does she take a shit? She looks far better in her pics, than she looks in person. I'll still give her "6" In looks and a "5" In service. She was fresh out the shower, but that's not enough for me to repeat. My damage is done here.

[Admin2]

I'm making this thread to put Johnny's stupid shit in it. Johnny, be warned, if you don't stop posting so much stupid shit on review threads you will ONLY be allowed to post on this thread.

A2