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  1. 12-02-21 11:26


  2. #42

    Sport F.

    Quote Originally Posted by KnightCrawler  [View Original Post]
    Not that I mind, just wish I hadn't seen the other dude's 'drip-drip'. LOL.

    Any other time, I'm cool with the other guy warming it up for me. Just means that I'll take it from there. Hell, when I've had my wheaties I wouldn't want to follow behind me. The next man up is going to be pissed when he gets the starfish treatment.
    I get that and I know these women have men coming in all day, in this instance it appeared to me that they were actually sleeping. That's what bothered me, how some dude could be sleeping with his girlfriend / wife then put her out there for others. No hygiene, combing of the hair, brushing teeth etc. MEH.

  3. #41

    RE: Sport Fuking

    Not that I mind, just wish I hadn't seen the other dude's 'drip-drip'. LOL.

    Any other time, I'm cool with the other guy warming it up for me. Just means that I'll take it from there. Hell, when I've had my wheaties I wouldn't want to follow behind me. The next man up is going to be pissed when he gets the starfish treatment.

  4. #40
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    Posts: 13634
    Quote Originally Posted by AncientAlien  [View Original Post]
    About a month ago I went to an Asian apt it was around noon time when I got there and when I went in was met by a young Asian girl who was not very attractive, so I asked who else was available. She then knocked on another bedroom door speaking something in her native language. As I am sitting in the living room waiting a guy comes out of the bedroom all disheveled like he had been sleeping walks past me and goes outside, a minute later a girl comes out in bra and panties same look as the guy just woke up, stands in front of me as if to say what do you think. So let me get this straight you have been sleeping with your boyfriend all night you jump out of bed and parade yourself in front of a potential client. Are you F#_ at ing kidding me I got up and left and will never go to another Asian apt again are we Americans that gullible?
    Ha ha. Those are the kinds of things you'll encounter as a sport fucker, regardless of the woman's ethnicity. It's a big turn-off for most guys to see the dude who just fucked a woman before they do, which is why most providers take a few minutes between customers so they don't see each other. I walked out of a CAMP one time because a really weird-looking guy had just finished with my fav provider and I just couldn't accept it that particular day. Chalk it up to the game and move on.

  5. #39

    More weirdness

    Quote Originally Posted by KnightCrawler  [View Original Post]
    Star has an anus. Good grief.

    I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!

    Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking..
    About a month ago I went to an Asian apt it was around noon time when I got there and when I went in was met by a young Asian girl who was not very attractive, so I asked who else was available. She then knocked on another bedroom door speaking something in her native language. As I am sitting in the living room waiting a guy comes out of the bedroom all disheveled like he had been sleeping walks past me and goes outside, a minute later a girl comes out in bra and panties same look as the guy just woke up, stands in front of me as if to say what do you think. So let me get this straight you have been sleeping with your boyfriend all night you jump out of bed and parade yourself in front of a potential client. Are you F#_ at ing kidding me I got up and left and will never go to another Asian apt again are we Americans that gullible?

  6. #38

    Johnny your inbox is full

    Hey pm me an email or other contact.

  7. #37

    Inbox Full

    Quote Originally Posted by KnightCrawler  [View Original Post]
    Star has an anus. Good grief.

    I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!

    Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking. My first thought was to grab my money that she left in the room and bounce, but the little head was doing all the thinking. Star returns to the room 5-7 mins later. She assumes the position and we finish where we left off after some CBJ. This time no hand in vag as she was on all fours on the mattress. I stared into her compromised anus and thought, "What a wreck". Star was surprisingly deep for her build. When I hit bottom, she nearly climbed the wall. As I stroked her out, I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.

    Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.

    Swore I wouldn't tell the story.
    Sorry to jump in her but check you box. I can't reply to your PM. SKY.

  8. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by HeadHunting  [View Original Post]
    This is a Stephen King novel waiting to happen. I'm scared as hell already.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias  [View Original Post]
    No, of course they don't "Take the anus and make it a vagina": imagine the likelihood of post-op infection if they did this!

    They just build a vagina (vaginoplasty) where the dick used to be, so a post-op TS is going to have two holes, an anus and an (artificial) vagina. I guess it's a pretty advanced procedure nowadays, as they can even enervate the built vagina (they can build a clitoris, for example). I don't think it self-lubricates yet, but I'm sure that's in the development pipeline.

    (In some cases they'll take a piece of colon and graft it in as the vagina.).

    I don't know, I can't comprehend ever wanting to do such a thing, but folks do! I've had major surgery, and it sucked big time, biggest ass-kicking I ever had (three month recovery); why anyone wants elective major surgery, I simply cannot imagine.

    There IS going to come a time when a TS is indistinguishable from a "born" woman, probably within ten years or so (when they can just grow an actual vagina and install it like a car part); call it a future monger challenge.

    O.
    Pro tip, if the girl's clit looks way larger than usual, good chance you're dealing with a tranny.

    And if this is the case, I don't need to tell you to proceed with caution. The HIV rate for Trannies in ATL sex workers is through the roof, I'm talking 1 in 3. That's why I always cover up. Never know when what you think is a girl, was born a man.

  9. #35

    Lmao

    This may the the greatest thread I've ever come across lmao and johnny got his own thread? I'm dead. Keep it up guys!

  10. #34
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    Posts: 13634
    Quote Originally Posted by TheParrot  [View Original Post]
    Wow, she sounds like a real disgusting provider to avoid.

    I have nothing against rock smokers, and I've had Bbjcim from quite a few. But having a weird and dirty poop hole is where I draw the line.

    Also, squatting over the sink?? WTF, sounds like she is ratchet as hell!
    He said bathtub faucet, not bathroom sink.

  11. #33

    Just when you think

    Quote Originally Posted by KnightCrawler  [View Original Post]
    Star has an anus. Good grief.

    I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!

    I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.

    Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.

    Swore I wouldn't tell the story.
    Just when you think this one couldn't get any nastier, knight crawler comes out with this report. Damn.

  12. #32

    Ewww

    Quote Originally Posted by KnightCrawler  [View Original Post]
    Star has an anus. Good grief.

    I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!

    Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking. My first thought was to grab my money that she left in the room and bounce, but the little head was doing all the thinking. Star returns to the room 5-7 mins later. She assumes the position and we finish where we left off after some CBJ. This time no hand in vag as she was on all fours on the mattress. I stared into her compromised anus and thought, "What a wreck". Star was surprisingly deep for her build. When I hit bottom, she nearly climbed the wall. As I stroked her out, I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.

    Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.

    Swore I wouldn't tell the story.
    You are a brave, brave man.

    *slow clap*.

    Well, at least you lived to play another day.

  13. #31

    Disgusting

    Quote Originally Posted by KnightCrawler  [View Original Post]
    Star has an anus. Good grief.

    I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!

    Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking. My first thought was to grab my money that she left in the room and bounce, but the little head was doing all the thinking. Star returns to the room 5-7 mins later. She assumes the position and we finish where we left off after some CBJ. This time no hand in vag as she was on all fours on the mattress. I stared into her compromised anus and thought, "What a wreck". Star was surprisingly deep for her build. When I hit bottom, she nearly climbed the wall. As I stroked her out, I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.

    Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.

    Swore I wouldn't tell the story.
    Wow, she sounds like a real disgusting provider to avoid.

    I have nothing against rock smokers, and I've had Bbjcim from quite a few. But having a weird and dirty poop hole is where I draw the line.

    Also, squatting over the sink?? WTF, sounds like she is ratchet as hell!

  14. #30

    To anus or not

    Star has an anus. Good grief.

    I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!

    Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking. My first thought was to grab my money that she left in the room and bounce, but the little head was doing all the thinking. Star returns to the room 5-7 mins later. She assumes the position and we finish where we left off after some CBJ. This time no hand in vag as she was on all fours on the mattress. I stared into her compromised anus and thought, "What a wreck". Star was surprisingly deep for her build. When I hit bottom, she nearly climbed the wall. As I stroked her out, I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.

    Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.

    Swore I wouldn't tell the story.
    Last edited by Knight Crawler; 04-25-17 at 16:00. Reason: Uncalled for

  15. #29

    Lol

    Johnny's got his own thread for stupid shit. This aught to be good.

  16. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by FirmOffer  [View Original Post]
    We have like 20 posts here with asshole chat! I don't check out this thread regularly for asshole chat! LOL Can't we move on? Just saying!
    The "hole count" is the newest level of monger securityear old.

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