2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[John Salmons]

There is a new amp that has opened up called Accupressure Center. Just wondering if anyone else has been there yet. I have gone a few times already and have had good service each time. There is also 1/2 hr available.

I visited Da Swan and I guess everyone else was busy so the mamasan gave the massage. Very good service and DD's. I do not think she typically gives the massages so perhaps I got lucky.

[Jacken]

<Where's the best place to score chicks?>

Take Allegheny to Kensington and head north. When you see the 7-11 on your right whip er around in a squeeling Uey and double park right on the K under the L. Run across the street to the 7-11 while letting your car unlocked and running so you can grab some hoes and scoot quickly.

Wear your best 24k bling so the hoes know who is the bone totin`pimpin daddy. Hold a crisp twenty dollar bill aloft in your left hand. When you see some hoes simply shout out loudly, "paying twenty dollars for a blowjob here!".
Just stand behind the 7-11 dumpsters and get your root chawled.

Follow this advice and you should have some action in no time.

dog




disclaimer: (This report contains forward looking statements and may not be a reliable source of information. Past performance does not indicate future results. Old Dog assumes no responsibility for consequences resulting from adherance to advice, tips, techniques, or methods detailed here. As always, your mileage my vary.)

I've been reading this board for years, and every now and then add my 2 cents to it. I find that this place board has been full of information the helped me "score with chicks", and stay out of trouble. This is the fist time a post actually had me rolling on the floor laughing. Dog, you just took this board to a new level. Thank you.

Jacken

[DocStrangelove]

<Where's the best place to score chicks?>

Take Allegheny to Kensington and head north. When you see the 7-11 on your right whip er around in a squeeling Uey and double park right on the K under the L. Run across the street to the 7-11 while letting your car unlocked and running so you can grab some hoes and scoot quickly.

Wear your best 24k bling so the hoes know who is the bone totin`pimpin daddy. Hold a crisp twenty dollar bill aloft in your left hand. When you see some hoes simply shout out loudly, "paying twenty dollars for a blowjob here!".
Just stand behind the 7-11 dumpsters and get your root chawled.

Follow this advice and you should have some action in no time.

dog




disclaimer: (This report contains forward looking statements and may not be a reliable source of information. Past performance does not indicate future results. Old Dog assumes no responsibility for consequences resulting from adherance to advice, tips, techniques, or methods detailed here. As always, your mileage my vary.)

[Horny Harry]

Where's the best place to score chicks?

Scorpo, let me break it to you gently. People who join an adult community such as ours have a responsibility to behave like grownups and open their ears and thought processes as well as their mouths. You, in your 25 meaningless, immature posts, have failed to read or acknowledge information already contained in this forum. If you are truly unable to digest the posts of others, or ask thoughtful questions, or share your experiences, then you don't belong here.

No "chick" is going to let you "score" with her if you come on like a 12 year-old, as you have done here. Any chick you encounter is going to laugh in your face if you start asking naive questions without regard to what she has said or is saying. In other words, Scorpo, the best place to score chicks for you, until such time as you grow up, is in the privacy of your own bedroom, perhaps assisted by your imagination and your left hand.

[ExtremeSex]

Anyone got any reviews for the AMP on Welsh and the one on Frankford?

You might get a better response, if you provided more info on the places in question. Such as locations other than a major street name.

[ExtremeSex]

I founded this: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ers/118149649.html

This is an ad for the “Sun Garden” 1235A Vine Street not far from CH2
It says “Meet the real girl for a real fun” And has 2 pics.

I do not know she is real or not but if she is it is a good reason to visit Sun Garden.
Good ad and if CH2 has something like this will be just great.

First time I see real pics from any AMPs

Typical Philly amp, girls are not the ones pictured (although they may have been at some point in time). The place has gotten some bad reviews lateley, I've even heard the girls are trying to upsell services. Personally I would worry about all those CL postings, they are doing. Either they really need the business, or they are just trying to get shut down.

[ExtremeSex]

Where's the best place to score chicks?

God when will this looser give up?

[Dord]

I founded this: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ers/118149649.html

This is an ad for the “Sun Garden” 1235A Vine Street not far from CH2
It says “Meet the real girl for a real fun” And has 2 pics.

I do not know she is real or not but if she is it is a good reason to visit Sun Garden.
Good ad and if CH2 has something like this will be just great.

First time I see real pics from any AMPs

[Dr Sam]

I just wanna visit AMP for the first time.

What should i do to get a good service?

Which place would you recommend?

[Scorpo Rising]

Where's the best place to score chicks?

[Dr Dong]

Havnt been back there since I was told Sophia had left, so decided to give it a shot yesterday. Pleasant enough greeting at the front door and led into one of the 5 or 6 rooms they have. Sometimes I ask to a line up and occassionally I just ask Mamasan to choose for me. Today was a "I dont care, I'll make the best of it" kinda day, so the choice was out of my hands. In came Mimi. Looked to be in early to mid 20's, enhanced tits which i dont like, for the record, and a hairy bush. Looked like there was some scarring on her belly but the light were dim. Asked for all the monies up front. Slipped her a total of $160. Declined the TS, and got right to the massage. Talking about the TS. I have a huge gripe about the whole TS experience. THEY NEED BIGGER TOWELS, for us "robust" guys. I know for a fact that I'm not the only chubber to visit these AMP's. Anyway, the massage was nice, very soft and knew where to pay particular attention. She asked me to turn over too quickly, but I told her a just wanted her to continue just what she was doing. Finally, when it was starting to hurt from my woody, I turned over. She did some deliberate licking of my member, and ultimately put the condom on and went down on me. Very very unique technique. She's go down, and pretty far I might add, and kinda bite it a little on the way up. Just enough to feel awesome and not hurt. She had definite DT potentional. 69 for a bit, followed by cowgirl. Pussy was soaked and she was fairly tight. Finally put her on her back, legs way up on my shoulders and slammed her slow and deep. She handled it well, and tightened that pussy in perfect synchrony with my thrusting. Shot my load, layed there a bit, a little more massage and I got bored and said my farewells. Til next time...... Doc

[Little Conner]

Anyone got any reviews for the AMP on Welsh and the one on Frankford?

[Ski Bum 58]

Ok, I've seen all the great things being said about this place and want to treat myself and check it out. What's the street address, and who's ATF currently?

[Cyberbrewer]

You need to look here:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...ess#post344574

[Cephlapod Love]

So I recently wandered back to Da Da Da on 13th Street for a couple of reasons, just flamed out on a CE date, wanted to relive the friendly attitude of the previous visit and wanted to experience the tall lady I had observed during the initial visit.

As I entered into Da3 was met by the mamasan, Young, who gave me the standard questions about being there before, who seen, etc., but not after pointing out that sign on the door says 'Appointment needed.' I don't remember that sign on the first visit, nor the attitude about it either, but that could just be the difference between a mid week visit (last time) and a weekend visit.

So I asked for the tall girl and was told 'all tall.' So I got to select from two ladies, one of which didn't even look at me, as she seemed bored or uninterested. So I picked the other girl that at least smiled. Off we went to TS, basic standard stuff, none of the special slides, probes, fingerings, etc. of daHill.

Back in the room it went slowly so I started caressing the lady, finally moving to DATY for about 10 or 15 minutes. So then we switched to French, which was so uninspired I had to imagine being at daHill to get going. Her position was limited to mish and no enthusiasm or interest. I tried to warm her up more but she just went through the motions. Gee, last time there the lady got into some swapping spit, but not this one. So I paid and was about to leave when the disappointment of the situation got to me, so I went to see the mamasan.

Mamasan was just a bit apologetic, but did point out, 'no appointment' and 'girl no good, call for appointment.' She offered round two with the same lady as a freebie, but I figured why bother. I even stated disappointment in no kissing as that had happened before, and the girl said. "Oh, you never asked for that!' Huh!?!?!!! I spent time in DATY giving her the opportunity to have some fun, I tried to kiss her on several occasions (among other things) and she says 'you have to ask'???? I have never asked before at an AMP and still the lady has complied, even if just the tight-lipped press. Gee, what is next, no favors unless you ask?

Don't know if I will give this place another chance. Could be that an appointment is the way to go and treatment might be better. Of course as they say 'third time is a charm.' We'll see, daHill is looking more tempting.