2005 Archived Reports

[Edgar Alan Ho]

Anyone else see this gal in NW today? She has red hair you can't see in this photo because the hood on her jacket is covering it.

[Beetle Bug]

Found a HSW walking along in front of Powell's Book Store Sunday around 4AM who called herself Anna Maria. I dunno.

I waved her into the car, she is not beat-up looking like many of the women out there. Some baby fat, but not chubby. Was carrying a very full backpack. We did the handshake, but she kept being very nervous that I was a cop or something. But we agreed on .3 for a BBBJ w/noS. Adequate service. She was open to a wider range of services, but was kinda expensive for that, so I passed.

Here's the wierd thing: After she finished and we were cleaning up, she announced not only that she was drug-free, but started out on a long story about how she was only doing this to pay for the .85 per day costs of medical care for her disabled young son. I got the whole story, and a lot of it was likely BS, but it sure was a downer after an otherwise OK experience. I'm not so sure I'd want to go through that again.

I dropped her off (at her request) right in front of the 5th Avenue Suites Hotel on 5th & Washington. She said she had some regular clientelle there, and that the doorman was hip to what she was doing. Hummmmm. She asked for MY digits (!) and I of course declined.

She's likely safe enough, and provided OK service, but just kinda odd.

Be good out there!

[VanWGo]

Hey Fellow Mongers!!
Just got home from a little cruise through NW , and it was well worth the trip....In case you dont know...The NW stroll is Burnside to NW 23rd then to Everett and down to 17th or 18th then back to Burnside...you can turn onto 21th and make the trip shorter...Anyway...Im on Everett turning by the church and i notice a couple of BSW and their pimps...I pass and cruise one more lap...Good for me!! I spot a tall young hottie near 19th (north side of Freddies) I pull over and she's in and ready to go...did the SW handshake!..Wendy...Cutie, tall, young and brunette....I like her already! We find a spot thats good, and she gets in the back!...we go for the H/H tour of the back of my van, .60!....Im tellin' you shes well worth it...She doent have digits but can be found out most early evenings and late a few night a week on the old stroll...She really blends in tooo. you'll think shes just a gal out for a walk...
peace out..
VanWgo!

[eocowboy]

I cruised up 82nd and saw three ladies. I was headed home, so didn't stop. First was a very hot BSW with Red Dreads. The Body looked Smoking. I am not familiar enough to remember exact locations, but i think south of Safeway.

The next was a darker skinned lady (can't remember if Black or Hispanic as she distracted me). She was lifting a nice rack up and down and very obvious...It was before the School, I think a little ways before the Max Station.

The last was a pretty nice thin Blonde, at a Wendys i believe. She was walking through the Parking lot towards the restaurant. My Hodar went off and sure enough she ended up on Sidewalk walking North and checking out cars,

Pat

[Tyler Durden]

Was heading down 82nd last night just after nine pm and spotted the cute/hot blonde again except this time she was waiting for a bus at the Walgreens across from the Chevron. By the time I turned around and made my way back she was gone.

Saw a few others out and about but not nearly as hot so I passed.

Later dudes,

TD

[Tyler Durden]

Cruised down 82nd yesterday a little after 6 pm and spotted a cute slender blonde at the McDonald’s bus stop at Stark. Long blonde hair to mid back, wearing black slacks, matching jacket and heels. She’d fit right in as the receptionist in my office, LOL.

Several mongers circled the block trying to get her to walk down a side street but I didn’t see anyone pick her up. She did walk north toward Oak, the side street next to McDonalds one time but I wasn’t in a position to try for a pick up.

I did see several marked and at least one unmarked car (which was parked about 2 blocks west of 82nd on a side street) in the area perhaps that is why she was staying so close to the bus stop, not wanting to give LE an excuse to stop and talk to her.

Man, she was a hottie though!

Later dudes!

TD

[Hammerd]

I will be visiting Portland for a week or so next month and need some info on where to stay. I'm looking for a hotel/motel that has a lot of working girls staying there. It's easier than cruising around a city I'm not familiar with. Anyone got any idea's? Thinking about 82nd or Sandy area's. Hook me up.

Thanks

[Beetle Bug]

Was wondering if anyone new of any action in the Hillsboro area that I might be able to check out on my way home.

I suspect that if you looked hard enough, and waited long enough, you could find a SW just about anywhere. But while there are lots of people (SW's AND civillians) walking around on Burnside and 82nd who would never rate a second glance, anyone loitering on Canyon Rd or TV Hwy would likely get a double take from every LE driving by.

That being said, I have seen possible SW's on TV Hwy between Shute Park and where Cornell Rd meets it, but there were definitely maybes only. I also was wondering about a young H lady "doing the moves" in front of a convenience store on E. Baseline in the 20's (20th? 32nd?) about 2 weeks ago around 11 PM, but again, it might not have been.

One way or the other, if there were regulars out there, someone likely would have spotted them by now. Perhaps they are somewhere other than walking the streets.

[Hunter89]

Hello all again. I was wondering if there was any action in the Hillsboro area. I work in that area and live in Yamhill county so going the Portland is kind of hard and would cause suspcion espically if I get home to late. I rember a few years ago that there was some SW in Beaverton. Was wondering if anyone new of any action in the Hillsboro area that I might be able to check out on my way home. Thanks for any help. If not I will probly have to wait untill I get back on night shift and hope for a slow night at work on a Sat night.

[Beetle Bug]

I had a chat with a BSW last night (Monday Morn about 3AM) who told me that some of the ladies around Oldtown (and up W. Burnside) were a litttle edgy tonight. Some guy had robbed a couple of them, and one had been stabbed. She complained at me for a few minutes, talked about her "hard earned money", but was more interested at the moment in spending her cash on her drug of choice.

My work happened to keep me out of downtown most of last night, but when I did go that way, I noticed that most of the regulars (meaning the usual Oldtown druggies) were paired off either together or in groups or with their pimps close by. I tried staring a few down to get their attention, but they were more in the mood to just smile back than work. Wierd.

[Alan Cain]

I picked up Sherry. WSW on East side Burnside and 12th.

Older. But still nice body if a bit over weight. Long brown hair. Nice service, but goddam would not shut up. Finally had to finish BBJ just to keep her mouth busy. Yap. Yap. Yap. Would not repeat just because of the talking.

[Lulu Pussy]

Just back from a celebratory dinner at Jakes after "a wonderful night at the theatre." I may not know fine art, but I know what I like.

Thought I'd also fill you guys in on the new live shows at Mr. Peeps, peep show on 82nd.

Went there yesterday afternoon after seeing an article in the paper about how they now have live talent, although under glass (well, behind it).

Was there around 3 p.m. but no girl, except the REALLY cute little spinner at the front register. I asked her to tell me about the live shows (hoping she might be the show-er). She said that the girl oversleep and wouldn't be there for another 30-45 minutes. Said OK and asked if she could tell me how it works. She said that the dancer would have to explain that.

Came back an hour later, this time a guy was at the register. Asked him what's the deal, and he repeated that the girl would have to explain it. He came back with me to find the girl, who was doing something (or someone?---wishful thinking) behind the employees only door.

She brought out a menu and said that the laws have changed and they now offer toys and mastrabation shows. Perfect, although I was taken aback by the price: $65 + $5 for the viewing booth.

But, when in Rome. Also, I have a few bucks to spend and am on vacation here (I'm from SoCal), so I went for it.

In the booth they have a stool which, when you sit on it, puts you just a little above eye level with the dancer's Lulu. Nice. Also in there they have a massive jug of JO lube with a pump squirter. Also a roll of paper towels.

The girl picked up the phone on her end, I picked up my end (the receiver felt a little JO-sticky) and asked me what I wanted her to do. I told he I wanted to watch her play with her pussy and she went right to it, no holds barred. THis kind of show, by the way, is utterly unheard of in SoCal. You used to be able to get this right in your face at the Market St. Cinema in San Francisco, but no more.

I gave the big jug a pump and about a quart came out. Made a bit of a mess on the floor. Enjoyed myself. Time ran out when I was about half way there. The phone cuts off and the lights on the dancer's side dim a bit, but you still have a great view.

To the girl's credit, she didn't interrupt any of the action for me to put in another $5, which I didn't have. She continued the show for another 3-5 minutes til I got off. Told her thanks, used about half a roll of paper towels cleaning up, and was on my way.

all in all, a nice show. Of course, I could have gotten full service right outside for less, but, as a siteseer, you kinda expect to get overcharged. And, karma-wise, I certainly got paid back tonight.

[Lulu Pussy]

Woooowee!

Don't know how fast my previous post will get on the board, but wanted to get the message out before my dick had a chance to dry.

God I love Portland, and the Jefferson Theatre is a fuckng national treasure.

Here's the low-down: I swing over there at about 8 p.m. hoping to see some early action. There are 3, count 'em 3, couples in the couples section. One of the chicks is over the top hot. Weird seeing a decked out doll in this place, but I figured it's my lucky day.

I guess that they must have just gotten there, cuz it's nothing but smiles and polite conversation. No matter, patience pays off here. Me and plenty of other guys are doing the DIY thing watching the video with one eye and taking a peek back at the half dozen folks in the couple's section.

Since it'll clearly take a bit for them to warm up (it's still so early), I go to the corner bar for a drink.

When I come back about 20 minutes later, no change. Still nothing, and the guys lined up around the couple's section are clearly getting a bit impatient. I think one of the totally naked guys watching (yea, that's right, one of. What a place!) even started to get dressed.

But I hang. After a while, one couple just up and leaves. Then the other not long after. 2-3 minutes and the last couple gets up and......goes into the little gay theatre behind the curtain! WTF?

A few minutes later, they come back out, and this time sit down on the long bench seat in the regular section. Maybe a good sign, but as it turns out, not. They never did nothing.

But hang on dear readers. While NOTHING was happening, all of a sudden a new couple hit the back row of the couples section, and go right to it, giving hubby (boyfriend? who knows, but I'll call him hubby) a hummer. Now it's pretty hard to get a good view of the action, due to the distance, angle and lighting. But who cares, it's a free show and thrill, even if move of a fill in the gaps mental thing. I'm enjoying the show, then glancing over at that other couple to see if anything's started over on the bench. NADA. I feel like yelling over to them: TAKE A LOOK, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS HERE!

So the short-haired chick continues working the dick and then he must have popped. So a little clothes adjustment and over they come to the little plastic chain thing to leave.

Oh well, it was something. But then rather than going out the door, the guy says to her, STAY WITH ME and he walks her down to the front of the theatre. DAM!

Well you don't have to mail me a formal invitation. I, dick in hand, follow them, as do about 10 other guys. She sits in the front row, hubby sits row behind. She's taking her top off sitting on a little mini bench next to a guy wearing nothing but a dog collar and a leash! I know, I know, you think I'm shiting you, but I swear on my dick that every bit of this is true. Anyway, she takes off her top, leaves her jeans on, leans over and starts humming poodle-boy! I'm standing right next to her while she's leaning the other way blowing the poodle.

My head's swimming, my dick's pounding and she finishes the dog food! Then she turns to me, gently takes my cock in her hands and asks if it's OK. Oh my GOD. I'm about to get a no strings attached BBBJ from a nice-looking woman and she asks me if it's OK!!!

I say OH, YEA, IT'S DEFINITELY OK and she goes to work. I'm standing there getting a lovely blow job from an attractive woman who I've only said the above five words to .... and I think just a nod would have been ok.

Anyway, I have just the slightest amount of presence of mind to know that I should give everyone the view that they want. The light from the projector is lighting up my left side and my dick as she slides it in and out of her mouth.

I eventually come (I think I actually just sort of half-came, a little first-timer stage fright I guess), but I thank her (several times I think) and she moves on to #3.

I'm still flabergasted by the whole thing as I tuck away my still dripping member. I paused a moment off toward the side, fished a couple of 20s out of my wallet. Now understand that there was absolutely no expectation of "tipping" I was absolutely free to be on my now very merry way.

But I went over to the row behind hubby while he was watching the show, told him THANKS FOR SHARING MAN, and shakingly tucked the 20s into his shirt pocket.

Wish I had more on me, you absolutely gotta encourage generous behavior like this.

A once in a lifetime experience, but I hope I'm lucky enough to see them there again some time. Goddamit, maybe I'll go back right now.

[Lulu Pussy]

Just got back from the Jefferson Adult Theatre on 12th just south of Jefferson.

If you hurry right now, you might be in time to get a fantastic free BBBJ from a hot chick who's there with her husband/boyfriend.

RUN!

More to follow.

[George Bush #2]

I tried my luck on 82nd this afternoon. It's rainy this afternoon so I did not expect anything. When I drove north just before hitting Division, I found a Woman 20 like was waving at me on the other side of the street. I slowed my car and she's beginning crossing the street. There were several cars behind me and I was not sure if any police cars are among them so speeded off. I turned around after drove about 7-8 blocks and found her again at the same spot. I turned right into a small alley and did the check there. She asked $30 for BJ and I gave her $20. She said we can go to her house at Divison and 122nd and we went. She gave me 10 minutes good bj and I decided to give her $20 more for sex. She nicely agreed. I pounded her for another 15 minutes and finished.

She has a cute face but body is good for me to because I like big ass, but might be on the heavy side for others. Attitude is very good no rush. Unfortunately she has no phone to call. She told me just knocking on her door if I come. She doesn't usually work on 82nd because of the city jerks think it's a crimes. The city began to hit SWs really hard when the former Portland mayor came to power. You can understand that because she was a gay.

I wrote down her address, but am not going to give out here. According to Tiffnay, she is the only one works on division and 122nd. You might be able to find her there.