2005 Archived Reports

[Slag Runner]

Gordita,

The Mandy that I hooked up with is not a dancer. She said she has a friend who works at Union Jacks as a waitress/bartender and she was in there visiting her friend and having a few drinks. She has applied for a job there as a waitress but is still waiting for an opening.

She has very smooth, milk white skin and was wearing thick black eye liner with green mascara when I picked her up. She did not have anything pierced. She had a tribal band tatooed on one arm and a nice bit of scroll work just above the crack of her ass.

She had a great personality. No affectations or airs. She had a very good vocabulary and claims to have a degree from University of California at Davis. She mentioned that a couple of times.

The more I think of it, I will try to get her back to the Jefferson on my next trip since she expressed a belief that she would get it right the next time.

SR

[My Alias]

If you plan to monger, be safe. And to help you out, Consumer Reports recently tested and rated the performance of condoms. Here's a link to a story about the top performers, http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/01/04...eut/index.html

[Gordita Lover]

Hey Slag,

You need to PM when you're going to go, so that I can come watch. ;-)

The Oregon Theater doesn't have a couples section, but is closer to 82nd and in SE. (It's on Division in the 30s, I believe.) It's darker, much larger, and has comfy chairs. Guys will get closer to watch, probably, but you can keep them from touching.

Jefferson Theater on weekends will almost certainly have other couples getting it on. There's no danger of cops whatsoever. It's not illegal to screw in there. And as long as you give no indication of illegal activities, like paying her in public, you'd be totally fine.

Union Jacks is a strip club with lots of "alternative" chicks -- piercings, tattoos, etc. That area is a crack ho area, primarily. I wonder if the girl you picked up was a dancer from UJ's.

[Slag Runner]

I returned to PDX the week between Christmas and New Years. I flew into town about 7:00 PM on a week night and drove side streets from the airport towards downtown just to see who was out. Nothing really caught my eye on Sandy. I turned West on to Burnsides at 12th Avenue thinking I would just check into my hotel and then resume cruising later when I saw a cute 30 something WSW walking out of the pub at 9th and Burnsides (Union Jacks?).

I go around the block after our eyes met and she walked around the corner to meet me. Name is Mandy. 5’4”, 130 pounds, light brown hair parted in the middle and very straight. Wears small black plastic framed glasses.

She is bouncy and friendly. Slightly drunk. I told her I did not have a room but wanted to go to the Jefferson Theater for a BBBJ. She demurs, I insist. I offer $50 plus a tip if she acts hot once in the theater. She relents. We go to the Jefferson.

We go into the theater and straight to the couple’s section. There are about 15 guys in there and we are the only couple. She is very intimidated by it all even though she indicated she would be ok with it before we entered. I play with her and she becomes even more uncomfortable. I take out my magic wand and she half-heartedly strokes it but whispers that she can’t go down on me. Afraid that some of the gawking spectators may be cops.

We hang out there for about 30 minutes until it is obvious IT is not going to happen.

We leave and go to my hotel where I check in with her at my side and proceed to the room for a decent session before even getting my bags out of the car. Once in the room she delivered fine service and apologized for being so geeky in the theater. I would repeat with her for a room date and she says she would be up for a return visit to the theater now that she knows what to expect but I believe she would freeze up again the second time.

I will try this theater thing until I get it right. Expect to be back in Portland next week

SR.

[Ghost Address]

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[Alan Cain]

Cruised around 82nd. Saw a few big ones out. Nothing cute so I passed. This was around 9:30ish.

Went back down to NW. Missed a cute girl in a red coat...although she looked big underneath there.

So far its been really quiet the past few days. Where are all my favorites? Misty, Gloria, Denise?