2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Surfing for Fun]

Dang it,

finally score some time and money and moonlight ends up being busy today.

Oh well, with the time and money burning a hole in my pocket, decided to drop by Jade heart. I know they don't have the full menu as moonlight, but haven't been there in a while. Took a half hour with Yumi (different one than the one I had at moonlight a while back). She was okay, a little older, nice tits though. She gave a very nice massage. Did the flip and got to cop a feel of her tits. Was trying to cop a feel down below, but she gave a little resistance, and the little guy had had his fun, so our fun was over. Did a nice warm towel clean-up and was on my way.

Still have some money for Moonlight, but now got to have the time (away from the warden).

SFF

[Wallyw03]

Can I get a recent report of Moonlight and the other Baltimore spas? How is it, and how are the girls? Any girls with a nice "healthy" cheast?

[Emiller52]

Anyone have a report on the amp in Timonium?

[Crazy Dick]

Was greeted instead by Yoko and had a fantastic visit. ...here comes the former Coco walking down the hallway. We chatted for a few minutes and she actually goes by the name SUE at Royal.

Hi Gregster,

It was Yoko that told me Coco was using the name Mimi. Thanks for the intel. I always had a very good time with Coco. I will have to visit her.

Crazy Dick

So many AMP's So Little Money!

P.S. Yoko has a couple of years under her belt, but she put a big smile on my face!

[Gregster]

I had a touch of Asian Fever today and visited the Royal in DC. After the TS did a short turn in the Sauna. As walking out of the Sauna I heard this "Hi." I looked around and it was Coco who use to work at Moonlight. Saw her a about 5 time there, and always had a good time. She has a nice enhanced top. Asked the girl I was with who that was and she said Mimi.

Crazy Dick,

So many AMP's and so little money !!

I had the good fortune to be in DC on business after reading this message, so I made a small detour and visited Royal.

I stopped in and asked for Mimi and was told she was off that day. Was greeted instead by Yoko and had a fantastic visit. As I was heading out of the room, here comes the former Coco walking down the hallway. We chatted for a few minutes and she actually goes by the name SUE at Royal. She looks fantastic and currently has a great tan - I will have to return soon!

[Luvyoungskanks]

Green tree used to be the place to be but since Katherine and Emma(or was it Eva? face like a horse with tits to cum for) left the talent is pretty shitty. Tho the hostess Cynthia is pretty hot! (she does not massage). I've not been to the spot at 25th and Charles in a long time, but when I did go I would leave a very relaxed and happy man. Same to be said about the place in Woodlawn. has anyone had any fun in Laurel?

[Tall Guy]

Out of towner looking for some advice.

Be passing through Montgomery County area and interested in checking out a good AMP. Several seem to be getting good reviews, but not knowing the area it is hard to tell which are in this area.

Don't mind traveling a bit if the place sounds good, but appreciate some tips on where might be easiest to get too. Please PM if you have any tips.

[Crazy Dick]

I had a touch of Asian Fever today and visited the Royal in DC. After the TS did a short turn in the Sauna. As walking out of the Sauna I heard this "Hi." I looked around and it was Coco who use to work at Moonlight. Saw her a about 5 time there, and always had a good time. She has a nice enhanced top. Asked the girl I was with who that was and she said Mimi.

Crazy Dick,

So many AMP's and so little money !!

[Connaisseur]

Dropped in at Jade on Joppa again to visit w/ JoJo and went for 1/2 hr "soft" session. Very sweet, but a lot of woman...! Nonetheless finish with "BBLJ" (with "L" meaning the motion conducted with one's tongue...) - very interesting, indeed! .5+.2, left satisfied.

Conn.

[DrummerBoy]

Does Ellicott City AMPS belong here or in Jessup stream?

My money would be on here. I used to go to Hana Spa and Jade Shiatzu often, but haven't been in the last few years due to severe change in customer satisfaction! If things are getting better, should like to know. I been hanging out more at Kyoto and Rainbow (before Rainbow got shutdown) where services have been on the satisfactory side.

[Luv Da Amp]

First off, thanks Connaisseur for starting this thread. Excellent idea!

Went to Greentree this weekend. Only had time for a 30 minute massage but very pleasant. Went into the room and asked for a TS, and the first girl I had said she didn't do showers, but another girl would. About 5 minutes later, Emma walked in (very attractive Chinese gal). The table was out for repairs, but I still got an excellent shower, with lots of cleaning in the right area. Then a very soothing massage that did a great job of working out a kink in my neck. This was followed by a flip, and more massage, and, perhaps THE happiest ending I've had to date. Not bad for .5 with a .1 tip!

Now, here's a question: Anyone every been to the Lotus (I think it's on Reisterstown Road?) Is it a good AMP? Is it a decent part of town? I get up to Baltimore about once a month, and while I'm happy with Greentree, would love to try something different. PM me if you like.

[Butter Dog]

Well, this thread is not taking off as fast as some of us AMP lovers would like. Keep your fingers crossed that this will change.

Stopped by Pine Tree this afternoon. Not exactly my first choice, but because I live on the East side (Essex) and haven't heard of anything closer, I didn't want to waste a beautiful day like today just driving. The afternoon was much better spent afterward having a brew on the back deck. Still have that economy soap/baby oil mix smell.

Anyways, stoped by early afternoon. I did not get the name of the provider (my fault), but she was older (looks 45ish, but probably older due to the oriental factor). I would rate her looks a 6. TS was good. Paid good attention to all the nooks and crannies. Especially the crannies, which probably haven't been this clean in weeks.

The massage was very good. Very good. Probably an 8 or 9. After all, this is half the reason why I (and a lot of other mongers should) go for. And it wasn't rushed. There is nothing I dislike more is a crappy and rushed rub just to get to the tug. I got my hour's worth today.

Due to tight budget, just asked for/got the standard after the flip. My provider again took her lovely time teasing and pleasing. She made sure that I was properly teased and looking forward to the happy ending. Mmmmm. love those fingernails teasingly run from toe to head (both of them). And of course, mission accomplished.

Although consideration was not negotiated, it was well worth the standard .40 of the rub and tug. However, since Incognito decided to chirp up after my last post and say "It's newbies like you who raise the prices for the rest of us", I decided to give her an EXTRA .10. That's just for you Incog. Next time, read the dam post. I'm a newbie to this forum, not AMP's!

Over all, I'd give the whole experiance an 8. I wish the buget was more favorable. Wish the providers was younger and more beautiful. But it still beats Rosy Palms in the reading room.

Anyone have any reports on unadvertised/new places on the eastside of town? I saw a post some time ago about a place on Harford road near Kenwood, but nothing since. The few places in Towson (Bacco, Towson Spa) have been so-so. Haven't been to Jade (yet?).

I know that some of you guys nave info on this topic. Come on, share the love....

B. Dog

[Caffeind]

Moonlight has some new females again. Pinky is pretty good, she liked to talk dirty, and gave a decent massage too. An old favorite Jennifer has apparently gotten married, Yumi is also gone, but they said she may be back. Cherry is ok she did give a good massage though.

[Connaisseur]

Since most of the AMP-mongers among us seem to congregate on the Jessup board, let me take this opportunity to redirect these efforts to a more appropriate home.

To kick things off, a quick intel on Jade Heart on Joppa Rd. Hadn't been there in a while and thought I'd give it a try again .

At the door I was met by JoJo, in her late 20ies and quite a bit heavier set than I normally go for. Nonetheless curiosity got the better of me and I went ahead, and she proceeded with what was one of the better massages I have had in a while (she asked me "hard or soft" and I replied "a little bit of both, please!"). She knew how to work those knots out of my gym and airplane seat-tortured shoulders! After the hot-towel treatment I was wondering what was to come next... Much to my surprise, she took off all of her clothes, kneeled between my legs (I was still on my stomach) and began a very enjoyable soft massage. Then she began to cuddle and snuggle, all the while paying attention to Mr. Johnson and allowing my hands and mouth to roam and explore. Once again, with JoJo you definitely get a lot of woman for your bucks, but she felt oh-so-good... Happy ending, Howard Johnson style; .7/hr, .4 tip - I'll be back for sure !

Conn.