2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Caffeind]

I am not sure what wafe is, but yes it is the same Coco as last year.

[Crazy Dick]

Moonlight was open last night and Coco is back.

Hi Caffeind,
Is this the same Coco (about 24, 5'4", little on the WAFE side, with a nice enhance rack) that use to work there about 1 1/2 to 2 years ago?
Thanke in advance,
Crazy Dick

[Caffeind]

Moonlight was open last night and Coco is back.

[Surfing for Fun]

Been a few weeks since I have gone. It seems like the place rotates pretty rapidly.

What kind of place is it? I always wonder if it is a way-station for other AMPs or what, with the turnover they have.

Any good experiences lately?
If Moonlight is closed it limits my choices for the FS AMPs I go to. Still waiting for the FS at Beltsville.

Oh well, sorry I don't have any new news, hopefully I can get to Senior status soon, thought I might have had 25 posts, but just a little short.

SFF

[Joetime2]

Moonlight has been closed for the past several days. They finally opened today but the mamasan said they dont have any providers. Anybody know if its related to the bust over at Happiness.

[Lever2000]

Went to y&d today. Jenny met me at the door again. I guess she is the hostess. She recognized me and asked me which room. Asked me how much I paid last time and I honestly replied $70 - which she then took. Yoomi arrived last night from NY. She is very pretty, petite, ethnic chinese from Malaysia. She was also friendly and was nice to talk to. She has a large tattoo on her back and a little one on her arm She has a very sweet face with wide pretty eyes. I'd guess that she is early 20s. She is shaved down there and has long hair up there.

The massage was very quick and not much more than a formality. When I negotiated more time, she asked for $130 (last time I paid $110). She is a bit toothy, but not bad. She allowed a couple positions. All in all I had a good time because she was pretty and nice. The only complaint I have is she seemed a bit amateurish and even though she was nice she was definitely not a gfe.

This is a little off topic, but when I was leaving I saw a couple teenage girls in bikini tops advertising for a charity car wash at Pagonia and York. The girls were cute so pulled in. There were a few hot looking girls in bikini tops doing the washing, but their parents were there washing too. I didn't really feel comfortable staring at some guy's daughter in front of him - but isn't that the point of this sort of thing? Anyway if you go, its free and then you can donate whatever you want. Maybe we should have a charity car wash thread. Haha

[YongDumFullOf]

Tried this location out this week for the first time. Like Conn earlier I too had Lisa as my provider. I get the impression she may be one of only two staff so don't go there expecting a line-up. Its in a small house which has been converted to commercial real estate on Joppa and is to the East of Towson, not the West as an earlier post indicated. Now onto the review.

As Conn said, Lisa is in her early 30s and nothing special to look at though she is thin and shy, two qualities I like in a provider. Immediately upon entering the room the language issue became apparent. She spoke about as much English as I did Chinese (which is limited to Bejing and chow mein). So after a brief effort to ask/gesitculate about a shower or the massage first I decided on the massage. The massage was slow and thorough and really quite relaxing. She spent about 40 mins performing that with me giving appropriate compliments and occsionally patting or rubbing her for encouragement. Then came time for where it was going. All I was looking for was HR so after the usual pointing and OK then came an ackward silence while she expected me get her money including how much I was willing to tip. I offered 2 jacks and she argued for 3 and I wasn't going to budge, neither was she. So after that was decided she started very half heartedly. After about 3 minutes and me just starting to enjoy she starts wiping me down and asks if I want a shower. By now I'm disgusted and ready to get out of there. I got dressed still smelling like the baby oil and hand lotion and left.

Overall I was very dissappointed and won't be returning!

[Lever2000]

Went on Sunday for the first time. Girl named Jenny led me to the room. She looked pretty good - natural chinese looking, but she was not my masseuse. Niki came in and directed me to a shower stall for a solo shower. Niki is a very petite 23 year old Korean girl. She is cute, but is far from a gfe. She didn't speak much English. So-so massage. An agreeable smearing of moisterizer on my back. After 20 minutes I was surprised to be abruptly told that the massage was over. $70 covers 20 minutes. I negotated more time for $110. Very quickly she began to complain that she was sore. Pretty bad service really. Niki said she was only there for a week. I wouldn't recomend her.

[USTraveller]

For you others that go just for the last five minutes, let me refer you to rule #4 as posted by Nat Zass (8-31-2003, Frederick Board).

I checked out Nat's post on the Frederick Board and compiled a similar set of guidelines in the Massages section of the forum. It's basically a non-location specific guide of what to expect at an AMP and how to get extras. Feel free to check it out and add in any tips you find to be helpful. Most of the tips can be used at any AMP in the country.

Special Interests > Massages > AMP Tips and Guidelines

Thanks,
-USTraveller

[Smiling Fox]

harford rd. last time i was there a full menu was offered.

and for charles st. spoke with kerry the other day, with new baby...
a new girl on staff, and charles st should be back to normal.

SF

[Butter Dog]

Gentlemen, Friends and Fellow Mongers,

I have just had an amazing time. I just got back from a first time visit to Asia Health on Harford Road (but of course I did not mention that to my provider). Normally I do not visit AMP's so quickly after a former visit, but the last one left me needing redemption. Anyways, I went for the Happy Ending, expecting to put up with a massage first. What I got was one of the best massages that I have gotten in a long, long time, with the standard happy ending (with a partial prostate check!).

Now for you old school guys, this was great. For you others that go just for the last five minutes, let me refer you to rule #4 as posted by Nat Zass (8-31-2003, Frederick Board).

The provider was Amy. Typical asian qualities. About an 8 on looks and body. Dressed too conservitively (pants and shirt). But boy could she use those fingers.

The place was convenient as hell for us east-siders. Harford Road right inside the Beltway, upstairs from the Stop Smoking Clinic (with the full ashtray at the door, very funny!). However, again with no TS. The establishment is the upper floor of the house, with a normal bath/shower set up. I was kinda unsure at first based on Conn's past review (not bad, but not exactly glowing). But unlike Conn's visit, no towel and no stinky feet. And no cell phone cameras, even though she brought one into the room.

I don't want to get long winded, so let me just say if you've had a hard days work and looking for some muscle relief, Asia Health is the place. If you looking for more, by a pretty and young provider dressed everybit as much as you laying on the table, go somewhere else. I didn't ask, but I get the feeling that it's HJ only.

Butter "don't call me Parkay" Dog

[Connaisseur]

After the discouraging intel on DejaVu and Tranquility I decided to go with the trusted names and made a pit stop on Joppa Rd late at night.
Saw Lisa, early 30ies, nothing to write home about (about a 5-6 in my book, I think she moonlighted as Mamasan since she left the room repeatedly to disperse orders to an invisible, but clearly audible other provider), but decent to better-than-decent massage, then flip and rather uninspired HJ. Did get to play with a nice set of c-cup tatas, though...
All in all, an average experience but relaxing nonetheless.
Conn.

[rondo81]

Conn.

Deja Vu is definitely not worth it. The place is kinda creepy and its in a weird location. The girls are pretty much nasty drug addicts, and it costs an arm and leg to get anything.

[Connaisseur]

Butter Dog - I hear you, unfortunately YMMV when it comes to B'town AMPs. But then again, there always seems to be the hidden jewel, that not necessarily entailing any one particular AMP, but an out-of-the-ordinary experience at any given AMP as the standards shift and change like quicksand.
Coming from Essex, have you tried "Asia Health" on Harford Rd., "Jade Heart" on Joppa or "Lotus" on York, all of them within short distance of 695?

I am kinda curious about "Deja Vu" in Catonsville and "Tranquility" in Owings Mills; has any of you had the chance for a test drive? I am planning on visiting at least one later this week; will post pending news!

Conn.

[rip3138]

Dropped by Moonlight around 8pm after not finding much action on the block or on the street (NO QUALITY). Prices seem to vary from what was posted here and what I had paid. Anyway, first time at Moonlight (of course I acted like I've been there before) and the place was quiet. No one there but me and the mamasm said all the girls were asleep so no line up. I was abit disappointed since I'm looking for quality and I've never been there to see the girls. However, in comes Tina (nice body) and I was quoted $40 for 1/2 and $60 for 1hr. I was low on funds after wasting a bit at the block so I opted for 1/2 with no TS. I lay $60 expecting for CBJ but Tina tells me it'll only cover HJ, but $20 more for CBJ and $40 more for FS. So, I got another $20 out for her (a bit high for CBJ). Massage was only about 7-8mins then she went to sucking me in all the right places to get me going. Then it was my turn to do all the playing before CBJ. Real good attitude and she said she gave me a lot of extra's that she wouldn't provide to others. Then the deed!

Face: 7.5 (I have high standards)
Body: 8.5 (nice implants and firm body)
Attitude: 7.5
Overall: 8

Next time, I'll pay the extra $20 for an hour and $20 more for FS.

Anyway, she tells me that there are only 3 girls who currently works there. She's been there for a month or so. She says she's 22 but she looks like 27 or so. But, still nice and young compare to others that are obviously 30+.

RIP