2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Vagitarian]

After seeing an earlier post refer to a masseuse named Sunny, decided to try out Baco for the first time. While it wasn't who I'd hoped it would be, she was an enjoyable companion for the hour.

This woman is probably in her late 30s, good body for her age, pretty face, B-C cup. Gave a very good table shower, good massage. Session ended happily. Didn't ask about extras and none were offered, which was fine since today I was there for the massage.

This Sunny looks familiar. I'd had a session with her at a HoCo spa once, and I think then she used the name Sukiyaki.

$.7 for the house, $.2 for the tip. A pleasant but typical Maryland spa visit.

Vagitarian

[Smiling Fox]

kerry is back in charge, and mary is there, a very nice korean lady.
kerry says she gives a fantastic massage. i didnt get to the massage........
SF

[Funguy1514]

The Lotus named AMPS are confusing. I was in baltimore again this past week. I always stay in the Timonium area as the business I conduct is in Hunt Valley, so I look for local joints so I dont' have to venture to far.

Since I had been brousing this board, I was hopeful to find a new establishment to go for a massage instead of my usual BACO. From the hotel yellow pages I searched for joints that were reviewed here so I'd have an idea if they offered services.

I spotted a Lotus health center or something like that listed with an address very close to BACO. I think it was in I'm confused though as there are several Lotus massage places listed both in the yellow pages and forum. Is everyone referring to the same one since there are several? The one I'm describing is a couple blocks from BACO, which is 2300 York road. This place will have a york road address close to BACO's. This place is in the The establishment is in a small house very near the corner of Padonia road and York roads. I really wish I had snagged the page from the phone book so I could list the full name of the establishment, but maybe someone local could help me out. It's name is Lotus something, and is listed on York Road. I'm presuming the Lotus in the previous post.

Anyway, not knowing anything about the place, I went to BACO again. Same older lady as previous visits. Sunny provides a good TS with plenty of scrubbing the right areas. Hard massage which was very good followed by the soft. Towards the end, she begins to get close to the right spots. I always tell her I want hard followed by soft, and when she begins her light touching she knows what she's doing. The flip is accompanied by NE on her part, and the happy ending. 70 for the hour and includes TS and sauna. Only problem I noticed this time is that the sauna seemed super hot.

I also heard plenty of other female voices talking in the place. I'm not sure how many providers there are typically, but the last 3 times I've visited I've always had Sunny. ALthought I like the service, I'm hoping for variety next time.

[Connaisseur]

After a hiatus from Lotus due to bad experiences in the past I decided to give it another try, mostly as a result of some positive feedback here on the forum.
Unfortunately, not much has changed. Lotus is for some reason still home to the greediest, most money-hungry and anally cheap providers. Arrrrgh....!

In the mood for a nice massage with happy ending (although I had gotten better here before, I just wanted a HJ) I called ahead to make appt. On arrival I was greeted by "Lin", a twenty-something and not bad looking "therapist" (about 5'4", skinny, gorgeous, long hair, pretty face, B-cup), dressed in a skimpy top and hotpants. Parted with .7 for an hour, and she proceeded with a mediocre (at best) massage (I had opted for hard-at-first, then-soft). Hoping for the better, I sustained. After 15-20 min, I was instructed to turn over. Hmmmm, ok... Another 5 min of "soft" massage followed with the casual touchy-touchy. Then, indicating HJ motion she said in her very limited English skills, "10 min left, you pay me now!" I replied, pointing at the clock, "Excuse me?! I paid you for an hour!" She motioned upstairs, mumbling "I new here; must pay manager; 1 hour is 40 minutes..." and more to that extent.

Already irate I jumped up and gave her .4 (even though she did not deserve a penny of it), and she COMPLAINED it wasn't enough!!! After more negotiating, her running upstairs, coming back after 10 min, still complaining, she finally lowered herself to finish off with a rushed and oily HJ, allowing marginal touching only ("You want clothes off you pay now...!").
Needless to say I left with no intention to return any time soon, but at least I want to take this opportunity to give everyone else here a heads up!

Happy hunting!

Conn.

[Dr Dong]

Seems like the AMPing sport in Baltimore is pretty bad to say the least. Anyone ever try to get up to Philly? This surcharge thing is outrageous. Philly amps are plentiful and above avg providers. 50-60 door....addl 100 will normally get you FS. Very negotiable tho. Good luck gents.

[Funguy1514]

Out of towner here just catching up on the local info since I visit Baltimore perodically.

When I am in town, I usually stay in the Timonium area so BACO is handy. I've only been there twice, but both times, I also encounterd the middleaged service provider. Confirming, the hourly rate was 3.5 Jacksons, and the TS, Sauna and Massage were great. Massage finished up with the standard happy ending. I didn't detect any additional services for tips was availalble.

In my local Pittsburgh area, the provider will usually hint around if other items are on the menu and tip is offered. I've not encountered that approach at BACO, and never offered tip during the massage. Maybe the approach is different in B'town, but I've never offered during the massage, just usually tip afterward.

[Dem Gnomes]

Visited Jade Heart again, 1400 block of Joppa in Towson.

Like Conn before me, I met the plump (but hot: she's got a killer face) mamasan and was handed off to Lisa. I suffered the $5 surcharge for CC billing, but thanks to an earlier post here I knew it was coming and added a tip at the same time (I had a little cash, but not much.)

TS was good, but Lisa didn't want to finish: after getting me to stand up from the TS, she kept chasing me with the shower head and spraying me a little more. Strange.

The massage wasn't very good at all, frankly. She left a few times for no real reason I could think of (no phone ringing, no screaming mamasan, etc.). I was beginning to think she might be sick.

Finish was okay, she worked hard at 2200 when she had to be tired. Got her basically topless. She's just recently had a kid, so there's some major loose flab on her stomach. It'll go away in a couple of months, about when she leaves.

Nice full rack, though. I played with her a bit but she wasn't giving milk for me. She got very twitchy about getting baby oil (the same she was using for the massage) on her skin - anywhere, back, legs, whatever.

A year ago I saw Tina (and posted about her). She was clueless about being a massage girl, but super-hot. The mamasan said she "went back to school", which blew my mind, and added that "with her, massage not good," which *also* blew my mind: sexy naked asian oral librarian, who cares about massage?

Anyway, that was then, this is now, and for now Lisa's not worth it.

When I left, the mamasan was having crab legs with a skinny asian chick, so the number 2 girl may be worth the trip, but I suspect she's saved for the regular crowd, or something. If you're thinking of an impulse trip, my advice is to stay away from Jade Heart Health until spring of 2006: let Lisa either go someplace else, or at least recover from childbirth and practice her poor massage skills on some other poor bastards.

Dem Sadder but Wiser Gnomes

[Feldman]

I was there back in June. One hour was 3.5 jacksons, plus 2 jacksons for the tip. Everything was just okay. Older than I like, TS, massage and HJ were all just average. It was a busy Friday night, so maybe that's why things seemed rushed.

Hope this helps.

[Emiller52]

Anyone been to Baco lately or just Y + D?

[Caffeind]

Has anyone been to Moonlight lately?

[Rawnoc]

Moonlight usually only has two girls on. You are running a big risk (of having to wait) if you go there at lunchtime or late in the evening.

[Caffeind]

I called moonlight tonight and made an appointment. I got there on time and mama said sorry two customers waiting and then we will be closed. I stated that I made an appointment and she said ''sorry customers keep coming what am I supposed to do only two girls working tonight'' Of course I said I had made an appointment and I thought that was the purpose of the appointment. It was not Jackie the normal mama san. I left and ended up going to dc to downtown. I have had other problems with this lady before. I thought it was because she did not know me. Has anyone else had any problems with her?

[MrMeyers]

Tina is gone. The two I really miss are Hana and Mia from over the summer. Hopefully the selection will improve soon at Moonlight, it was nice not having to make the trek to D.C. but looks like now I have no choice.

[Rawnoc]

As for Coco, the word is "waif," not "wafe." That could be the source of the confusion.

But, more importantly, is Coco the best Moonlight has to offer now? What about Tina? Is she still there? She's pretty, with a smokin' bod. But she knows it.

Good looker, but no Mimi (alas, gone, too) from Happiness in DC. I am still searching for a looker with a great attitude who wants (and knows how) to please without having to drive to the District.

IMO, Tina will be much better in about 5-7 years, when the looks are still there, but she learns her trade better. If she just had that "little something extra" in her service level, she'd be damn near perfect.

Oh, well.

[MrMeyers]

Saw Coco at Moonlight today, you guys are way off because she is about 40 years old. I'm sorry I settled for her because she is not that great, but Pinky is not much better.

They have not had any decent young providers in a few weeks now. Talked to the owner for a while today and they were closed due to problems with their landlord, not LE. They may be looking for a new location very soon, I'll keep you posted if and when they move.