2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

**Muff Scout** · 11-07-05 12:51

Yu, glad to be of entertainment value.

Know what you mean about that form bullshit.

A couple of years ago, I hooked up with a provider from the Citypaper. When I got to her place, she asked me to sign a form saying I was paying her for therepeutic massage services only. She said her lawyer required it. Wanted name, address and ssn. Get the fuck out of here you retarded skank.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

**Yu Yank Kafh** · 11-06-05 23:55

I know you guys like details. So from what I can remember "Pink" was about 5ft, nice D's and a little to much make up for my taste. Her english is really good and her level of service is also good.

I had made my way into Pine tree as a regular and was getting good service there, but after they made me fill out a form? I haven't been back.

With any AMP I always leave my "flag" under the wallet, but never the whole amount. For good service I reach into the left pocket. For crappy service you get whats on the table. I know it's not much but I've been cramming all kinds of new info upstairs and have limited space.

And Muff. Thanks, I always enjoy your posts.

Yu Yank Kafh

**Muff Scout** · 11-05-05 15:52

Yu,

Cool name

Muff Scout

**Rawnoc** · 11-04-05 16:19

Glad to hear Moonlight is back. Can you go into detail on Pinks physical attributes and her service level? That has been my problem with Moonlight - good looking providers almost always to not meet the bar on the quality of the service.

We need a Mimi (formerly of Happiness, but apparently starting soon at Sun in DC) up here in B-more.

Many thanks,

Raw

**Yu Yank Kafh** · 11-03-05 23:01

I used to go to Pine tree but after having to fill out a form and getting nothing more than a HJ and an attitude. I was moonlight bound.

I saw PINK. Huge tits, nice body, great service. For anyone wondering, moonlight is back.

Yu Yank Kafh

**Rawnoc** · 11-03-05 12:11

Winefan,

If you will RTF (I am dropping an "F" in the name of civility) you will find info on a Charles Street Amp. That is why the forum is here. To relieve us of the need to reinvent the wheel every time a new guy shows up wanting info and offering little in return.

Search for the word Charles in the Baltimore furom using the site's search function, and see if you do not find what you need.

p.s. On the DC board, they would have had you killed. Tough crowd for lazy newbies over there.

**Butter Dog** · 11-03-05 00:03

Gonna out of town for a couple of hard workin' days. There is $ stored for a little AMP relief on my arrival back.

Problem is, where are the good reports? Big Noc is talking down PT, but what else is there if you don't wan't to drive to DC AMPland? Does anyone know if Moonlight is back up to standards? It's alittle out of the way, but worth a try (?).

B Dog.

**Winefan** · 11-02-05 16:19

It seems so oher posters out here are nervous after my first posting.
Please feel freeto cotact me directly, I can supply my TER userid so that you can check some of my reviews there.

I just found this board and that's why I have only just begun posting. I post to TER and used to post to the old board www.gentlemensreview.com for those of you who remember that one.

I am a 44 year old hobbyist in Baltimore city, thus my posting with questions about the Charles Street corridor.

WineFan

**Smiling Fox** · 11-02-05 14:23

how about checking thru past reports.
its your first post, i dont have a clue who you are, or why you need the info,
so excuse me for being somewhat careful,,,,
SF

**Winefan** · 11-02-05 08:34

Hi there,

I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for AMP's or individuals providing asian massge (i.e. From City Paper, etc.) in the downtown area. I am defining the downtown area as the Inner Harbor area North up the Charles Street corridor, ending around Penn Station.

So, if anyone can give any recommendations for any massage providers up or down the Charles Street corridor it would be deeply appreciated.

Regards,

WineFan

P.S...Feel free top posta reply or contact me via private mail.

**Rawnoc** · 10-31-05 11:34

Also, a belated report from Friday a week ago.

Against Big Raw's better judgement, Little Raw decided to head back to Pinetree to give them another chance.

(Pinetree is on Eastern Ave, just west of the I-95 interchange for the uninitiated.)

Anyway, I had had, at different times, good (Bobbie, Connie) and bad (multiple times) experiences at PT. I was in the area, so I thought I would try again.

Big mistake. Still paranoid about the busts in HoCo. "You a cop? You fill out form say you not a cop!"

Older, unattractive providers. And I use the term "provider" loosely because you have to be a regular to get a measly HJ without lots of cajoling. And PT is not a place worthy of regular visits from anyone. Except possibly the Commission on Aging.

I actually walked. Big Raw spoke up for once.

If moonlight is back and running, do not waste your time on Eastern Ave.

Better yet, get ON the interchange at I-95 and head down to DC for real quality.

**Rawnoc** · 10-31-05 11:27

If you are talking about the spa that connotes working at two jobs at once (are you?) then that is a shame. They are always 80% to the promised land and then fall down on one key area of the experience. They have been so close, so many times, but no cigar.

Tina had the looks - awesome - but did not have the attitude of a good "provider". Pouty does not play well if you are already out $160.

Just imagine how much business they would get if they could pull off the service (and attitude AND LOOKS) level of even one of the top three DC AMPS. You would never be able to get an appointment at the joint.

You listening, mamasan? You could OWN Baltimore.

**Romeo1** · 10-25-05 04:57

My favorite establishment in west Baltimore has a new rotation. The difference in last month's group and this month's is telling. Two very experienced women in their late 20's and early 30's provided highly skilled service, though, you felt you were having an erotic haircut, with an established sequence. This month includes a voluptuous 24 year old with beautiful breasts and body, and less professionalism, since she is "guilty" about what she does. Things are much more original and "hot" but she still doesn't enjoy this.

**Surfing for Fun** · 10-23-05 01:15

Conn,

Sorry to hear about your experiece at one of my favorite places. I have been there 3-4 times and you may be right in that the service is up and down. But as you may have read, it is the location of my all-time-favorite time, so I always hope for a similar experience there. With Moonlight being too busy and Beltsville too far (and not always offering FS), I will be stopping on York first.

When I have the funds that is!

Happy Hunting All

SFF

**Butter Dog** · 10-16-05 17:27

After a few tries visiting different AMP’s (Charles Street and Harford Road, both first time visits for me) I went back to PineTree. One reason is that the aforementioned places did not have/provide TS, which I find to be integral part of the experience.

Anyways, service was good. I did not get the providers name (again), but she was pretty and a bit older (40 +/- ??, but who can really tell with Asians). But she had a very good body. Probably an 8 in the real world, 9 in the AMP world. TS was a very nice welcome back, specially when it came to cleaning every nook and cranny. Rub down was alright, but nothing to really note. Since I was already undressed for the occasion, she decided to do the same at the flip. Her body was very hands friendly. Didn’t ask about the menu, so she provided the regular happy ending.

I don’t want to ramble, and there isn’t much more to tell. Regular experience. I still want to try York Rd and Deneison, or maybe some other place. But I’ll always have PineTree to come back to.

Happy hunting,

B. Dog