2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

**Funguy1514** · 11-17-05 17:38

Rawnoc,

Great Post!! And now the PM's LMAO. You were even kind enough to hint at RTFF. Nubi's special may go down in history as one of the best.

Originally Posted by rawnoc

To those people with zero(!) posts, who are PM'ing me wanting more info about my review of EBS:

Read the "review" again very carefully (it was directed at another newbie who popped up looking for info) and then, kindly, RTFF.

**Tonto** · 11-17-05 11:44

Originally Posted by Bonby

Buddies,

I wish I came with happy news, but I had a bad time at Lilies in Laurel a couple of nights ago while traveling up from down South. I noticed no one has reviewed it on this board for a while and now I see why. If you recommend Moonlight, please PM me the address, since I couldn't find it anywhere on the FF!

Lilies is a little joint in between a pizza place and an adult bookstore on a strange strip mall in front of a cheap motel. Does that set the scene? The rooms are very small and with no a) ceiling or b-door (they just have a flimsy curtain). I could hear other mongers doing their business. Not what I want.

My girl was probably mid-30's with a terrible boob job (the kind you don't even want to feel. The TS was rushed, but she was very nice. Then sauna then a nice if not well-done massage. Maybe you can see where this is going.

On the flip she asks what I want. I say the usual "everything". She says "no everything, and you tip me first. I take care of you." Other mongers, it gets so hard when the big head isn't thinking. I should have walked out, but she was being nice and I thought she had something nice in mind for us. She asked for $1, which I usually expect Frank Sinatra to do it my way for.

Well, as you guessed, there was a moment of BBBJ (not even, more a lick) followed by a furious trip to Howard Johnson's. Clothes were not a part of this, but they were put right back on after the meal was served. She then gave me some more very nice if not well-done massage for another 15 minutes and sent me on my way. I wasn't angry, just smiling at my own lack of intelligence in the situation.

Despite my own misadventure, I think you guys are smart to avoid Lily Spa. I'll keep up here in NJ with my occasional trip to Philly.

++Bonby++

bonby, do you happen to know the name of the lady you saw at lilys.

**Caffeind** · 11-16-05 17:45

I have been checking city paper for this place and can not find it. Does any one have any more info on location?

**Len Pil** · 11-16-05 12:44

Thanks to rawnoc for letting me know where to post. Is it that the things that go on in DC should stay in DC? I am trying to gauge the level of talent in our own area, where I would rather spend my time and $$. Also I was introducing myself as well as get some info. My intent is to go with the flow, not redirect it.

**Rawnoc** · 11-16-05 11:01

To those people with zero(!) posts, who are PM'ing me wanting more info about my review of EBS:

Read the "review" again very carefully (it was directed at another newbie who popped up looking for info) and then, kindly, RTFF.

**Rawnoc** · 11-15-05 21:42

Len Pil,

Sun (which is in DC) review should be posted on the DC "general" thread, where you will find many others.

Raw

**Len Pil** · 11-14-05 20:18

Say guys, just started checking this site out. I have been a reviewer on others under MrLP, and I must say I like what you have going on here. I have been to Sun thanks to you all that posted and saw NaNa. Coco was not there, on vacation, Spring was no longer working there, but I was treated really well, since it seemed like I had been there before. She gave a nice TS, nice rub, and real nice BBBJ, followed by mish and doggie. I held on blowing to see how much work she would do. She hung in there and did not complained except to say I was strong. I tipped her for the hard work and not complaining.

Thanks for the heads up, I found her to be as follow:
Face 8.0
Body 8.0
Service 9.0 I need EVERYTHING to get 10 here)

One thing though, and that is it is a long drive from the BWI area to DC. Now I read about EBS. Where are they located? I will begin posting, best hobby I ever had.
regards

**Bonby** · 11-14-05 01:54

Buddies,

I wish I came with happy news, but I had a bad time at Lilies in Laurel a couple of nights ago while traveling up from down South. I noticed no one has reviewed it on this board for a while and now I see why. If you recommend Moonlight, please PM me the address, since I couldn't find it anywhere on the FF!

Lilies is a little joint in between a pizza place and an adult bookstore on a strange strip mall in front of a cheap motel. Does that set the scene? The rooms are very small and with no a) ceiling or b-door (they just have a flimsy curtain). I could hear other mongers doing their business. Not what I want.

My girl was probably mid-30's with a terrible boob job (the kind you don't even want to feel. The TS was rushed, but she was very nice. Then sauna then a nice if not well-done massage. Maybe you can see where this is going.

On the flip she asks what I want. I say the usual "everything". She says "no everything, and you tip me first. I take care of you." Other mongers, it gets so hard when the big head isn't thinking. I should have walked out, but she was being nice and I thought she had something nice in mind for us. She asked for $1, which I usually expect Frank Sinatra to do it my way for.

Well, as you guessed, there was a moment of BBBJ (not even, more a lick) followed by a furious trip to Howard Johnson's. Clothes were not a part of this, but they were put right back on after the meal was served. She then gave me some more very nice if not well-done massage for another 15 minutes and sent me on my way. I wasn't angry, just smiling at my own lack of intelligence in the situation.

Despite my own misadventure, I think you guys are smart to avoid Lily Spa. I'll keep up here in NJ with my occasional trip to Philly.

++Bonby++

**Rawnoc** · 11-10-05 15:05

Ah, another newcomer! Welcome.

There is a nice spinner EBS who works most of the time, who will definitely give FS. She is 5'5", shaved, nice (natural) C's, ~115 lbs, full lips (allows DFK, too) with those sexy little tats on her lower back. Her name is Nubi. Her table shower is not to be missed. She call's it her "special."

Just explain to the mamasan that you want "full service," and DO NOT use the word "sex" at any time. If you tell the mamasan you would like "full service and the Nubi special," you will be in like Flynn.

Hope that helps to keep you from spending all of that time having to read the forum.

**Surfing for Fun** · 11-09-05 13:11

Jeez,

My gravy train has run out. It is gonna be much harder to gather up enough bills for near-future fun.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. And so close to Senior membership too.

I will enjoy reading everyone's reports as I save my pennies.

Good Luck all,

Stay Safe

SFF

**Wallyw03** · 11-09-05 01:59

Originally Posted by rawnoc

Welcome to the board. Always a pleasure to have a new poster.

As for EBS, it is definitely FS.

But you need to tell the mamasan that you are paying for -- AND EXPECT -- someone who will give you FS. Be firm with her. If not, she will know you are a newbie and you will be lucky to get an HJ, much less FS.

Whats the quality of woman here? Any suggestions?

**Caffeind** · 11-09-05 01:10

Has any one been to the Exotic Beauty that is advertised in the city paper?

**Caffeind** · 11-09-05 01:07

I stopped by ML the other night and I am so glad I did. I went in and asked mama san if she had any new girls and she said yea. It wasn't Jackie It was the other one I am not sure of her name. I asked if I could have a choice and she said no we too busy, I have beutiful girl for you.

So I waited about five minutes and in came PB. She is one of my favorites here. She was there a few months back and is a great provider. We started dfk immediatly. Then to the ts which was good, and a minute in the sauna with her and again we were all over each other with lots of dfk. Into door number three I laid down and recieved a great massage followed by some of the best asian I have recieved. She gave it to me from the back and then when I turned over she gave it to me more while giving bj. After about ten minutes of bj and asian it was my turn to daty. Pb is one of the few asian women I have seen that shave it all off, and it is so soft and sweet. Followed my missionary to completion.

Pb is one of my favorites, even with her busted up grill. She is a small girl with small breast and a great body but her service is excellent and stands out from most.

Happy Hunting

**Rawnoc** · 11-08-05 17:14

Welcome to the board. Always a pleasure to have a new poster.

As for EBS, it is definitely FS.

But you need to tell the mamasan that you are paying for -- AND EXPECT -- someone who will give you FS. Be firm with her. If not, she will know you are a newbie and you will be lucky to get an HJ, much less FS.