2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Scorpo Rising]

Had a few minutes to spare today, and found myself in cockeysville. i know there is a wonderful massage place at 2413, next to the crown so i stopped in. was greated and showed a room, spoke of my intentions. there seemed to be some discussion upstairs, and the table was not sturdy enough. so we went to a better place upstairs. Helen, the cutest little lady, she had to be 4'10" 85# an 8 on the scale, finished with a nice little massage. 70 for the house, 110 for helen, and she took the money up front and left the room, i was very unhappy with that. and was afraid i was about to get ripped off. but i was completely wrong. the service was complete, full, satisfying, engaging, mutual. helen and i both enjoyed our hour together. her service, massage was excellent.

it was a tad more pricey, but completely satisfying.

How much should I be paying for ST? Is LT available?

[Smiling Fox]

Had a few minutes to spare today, and found myself in cockeysville. i know there is a wonderful massage place at 2413, next to the crown so i stopped in. was greated and showed a room, spoke of my intentions. there seemed to be some discussion upstairs, and the table was not sturdy enough. so we went to a better place upstairs. Helen, the cutest little lady, she had to be 4'10" 85# an 8 on the scale, finished with a nice little massage. 70 for the house, 110 for helen, and she took the money up front and left the room, i was very unhappy with that. and was afraid i was about to get ripped off. but i was completely wrong. the service was complete, full, satisfying, engaging, mutual. helen and i both enjoyed our hour together. her service, massage was excellent.

it was a tad more pricey, but completely satisfying.

[Essex15]

Good evening all! First time post here, tried to post last night but something didn't work lol

Went to Jade Heart last night, with the snow on the ground there wasn't much to do so I figured I'd scout out a new place ,especially since it's five minutes from where I live. Go there, it's a two story house that a family or two lives in, toys on the ground ,kids voices, etc. Get lead to a back room with the smallest massage table ever, it was a portable deal the size of an ironing board. The woman comes in, named Suki (I think) early 30's, chubby but huge tits, I was practically salivating the minute I saw them. They were C's maybe Ds. Got an excellent massage, she knew what she was doing an didn't stop for almost a whole hour. Flipped me over and stood back to the side. I had to tip first and pay more than I wanted to for her to take her shirt off. She pulled up her T-shirt and pulled her bra down, then pressed her nipple into my mouth as she did the HJ. What's weird is when she heard her bosses voice outside, she jerked back and yanked her shirt back down. When the voice left, the shirt came back up and she went back to buisness. That struck me as strange:What kid of boss would be ok with the HJ but not a little nursing? HJ was uninspired but still felt nice, the excellent massage made up for the lack of technique.

All in all, it was only slightly above average. Great massage but the girl wasn't a looker, the HJ wasn't that great and I had to pay way too much just to see some tits.

[Essex15]

Good evening everyone, this is my first post here so be gentle with me
After reading about it on the forums here, I decided to pay Jade Health a visit, especially since it's a five minute drive from my apartment. I figured with the snow on the ground no one else would be out tonight and certainly no one would be getting a massage, so I would be able to waltz right in.

For anyone wondering about the location, it's a two story house in a business/residential row, sandwiched in between a couple of lawyers and realators. A small blue sign out front is all that distinguishes it, so it was a little hard to find in the weather. I parked, and went up to knock on the door, was greeted by a mama san displaying a nice amount of cleavage in a red blazer. Appeared to be in her mid 30's, probably on the higher side of 35. Told her I wanted an hour payed the .7 and was lead to the back of the house. I looked around on the way back and I must say it felt a little weird, this is definetely someone's home, there were kid's toys on the couch and I could hear other voices in the house upstairs. I went into the massage room, if you can call it that. There is a portable masage table in the center of the room, the kind with the hole at the top that you put your head through. The mama san told me to take off my clothes and a girl would be right with me. There is no selection/parade of girls here, I have a feeling only one or two work at a time.
The door clothes and I begin to disrobe, no sooner had I taken off my shirt then a woman barges in without knocking. Honestly, at this point I was beginning to have second thoughts. The place had a weird vibe, the table wasn't a table at all, and now I felt as though I was going to be rushed. Luckily I stuck it out.

The woman said she was 30 and was probably 35, but she was nice looking in my opinion. About 5'2, black hair past her shoulders, light yellow skin, huge tits and a nice ass. Her boobs must have been at least a C, maybe a D. Seemed shy but spoke a pretty fair amount of english and gave an excellent massage. This is the second best massage I've gotten in this state, it had everything from deep kneading to oil to hot towels being laid on my back while she rubbed my feet. No tablet shower or sauna, just a straight hour of rubbing. I was in heaven, she never stopped for the whole hour except to go get hot towels. I could have left at this point and been happy. She tells me to flip, then takes off my towel off and just stands there and giggles for a second. I had to barter to get my HJ and to get her to take her top off, but it was worth it. Magnicifent tits that she let me lick and suck, huge hard nipples, and an ass to grab onto. The HJ itself was a little rushed, not much technique for the money I paid but in light of the effort she put into the massage I won't complain.
Something very odd though was she didn't take her top off. She rolled up her t-shirt and pulled down her bra, but when she heard her bosses(I assume?) voice outside the door, she pulled her top down in a flash and slowed down on the HJ till it was almost a crawl. I don't get that at all, the minute her boss was gone she grabbed me by the hair and pressed my mouth back up against her breast and began to moan a little as she went back to work. I finished a little faster than I would have liked and I get the feeling I could have had more, but I didn't want to press my luck for a first day out.

The girl's name sounded like Suiki, but I might have heard her wrong.

To summarize: Bit of an odd setup, top notch massage,pretty girl, and something weird with the mama san. I will probably go back next week, and I hope to spend less next time because I did the rookie mistake of letting the little head think for me.

Hope this review helps someone!

[Elric]

Have you ever been to Sol? That's a really nice one. I've been to a few and prefer that one. Though now I'll have to consider WGS next time I am up there!

As an aside, if you are visiting NYC and you are into a luxurious spa/HR experience, you cannot do better than West Garden Spa. It is directly south of Penn Station (2 blocks on 32nd street) between 7th and 8th on the north side of the street.

RAW

[Elric]

I concur. The girl I had (Yummy?) also rushed it and for $6 I thought there'd be more. but no. And she wasn't happy with the $6 either.

Buddies,

I wish I came with happy news, but I had a bad time at Lilies in Laurel a couple of nights ago while traveling up from down South. I noticed no one has reviewed it on this board for a while and now I see why. If you recommend Moonlight, please PM me the address, since I couldn't find it anywhere on the FF!

++Bonby++

[Liketowatch56]

Tried Alberto's AMP last week and the service has really gone down hill. It's not worth the trip.

[Melkum]

Any info on Total Body Concepts?

I've been to TBC many times over the years. Although higher priced than most AMPs, the women are always spectacular looking and generally pleasant and accommodating. Eastern Europe is well represented, but American girls are usually available. I've had service that ranged from clinical and no mutual touching, to mutual massage and pleasuring of an intense degree. I once had full service from a Russian girl several years ago, but 3 Franklins is a bit rich for my taste. One Franklin admission and another for the provider will cover your basic MP visit; of course YMMV.

My preference is a provider that is attractive and can speak fluent English, a clean, secure location and knowing there will be a varied selection of providers. Unfortunately, at these prices I can't visit as often as I'd like, but I know what I'll get when I do. Sorry, I'm going to be stingy with my ATF's name; she's hard enough to get an apponitment with as it is! (that's why I like the varied selection when she's not available)

This place offers legitimate spa services. You should ask for one hour Reiki therapy, tell them you have been there before and then they'll show you the line-up. They do take plastic.

Happy holidays filled with happy endings!

[Smiling Fox]

saleing,,,,, is that all your doing is making 6 requests for info,,,,,
hmmmm i have an idea, why dont you just go yourself, or do you need more info to make the bust....oooops sorry, to pay the price..... and visit our fine ladies.

be safe out there fellow mp'er
SF

[Johnny Rebel1]

Visit Moonlight every few weeks or so. And can acroos this board. I find its the best service in Baltimore and only place you can get fs. I got a card to remember person I seen. And each time no problems getting everything. Pay 70 at door, and undress. Wait for woman to come in (I had BeBe) hot little asian, agerage tits, but hot hot 9/10. After ts, back in room for little massage, and ask what I like. I always say everything. A little oral, than I like to please her, needs to trim a little. And loves to do any position you like, I tip 100 if good.

[Saleing]

Been a long timr sinceI have brrn to Alberto's. does anyonehave any info on Total Body Concepts?

[Saleing]

Any info on Total Body Concepts?

[Loki2005]

Short-time lurker, first-time poster. Haven't any of you fellow Baltimorons ever been to Alberto's Spa in Highlandtown? Had a number of good times there, mostly HJ's, but there were a few FS sessions. Last time I stopped there a month ago, mamasan said Jenny (my fav) wasn't there anymore and they didn't accept CC's, so I left.

Loki

[Smiling Fox]

had a visit to my fav, amp. on charles. saw a wonderful little lady who made up the name sandy. lol. well we never got to the massage. i truely love the kerry makes sure how well i am cared for.

SF

[Butter Dog]

This is a late post (by almost two weeks?). I had arrived back in town after a few hard working days. Too tired to travel or try something new, so went back to PT (again).

Reports about older providers are not unfounded, but they uncorked an young 'un this time. Mid twenties, probably 110#, and oh so perky where I like it.

TS was nice and very adequate (been there, done that a hundred times, nothing really new here). Massage was alright, but could have been better. But staring at the cute little provider helped keep my mind off that.

Flipped and waited for the usual no negotiation straight to the flag pole handshake. But she asked what I wanted (full menu?, didn't ask - sorry). I answered for the forementioned, and when asked about a tip, I gave the standard fee. She looked (feigned) dissapointment. Take it or leave it, that's the going rate. She took it and I left happy. Had I had a few more of Andrew's friends, I would have asked about a little GFE.

Pine Tree = YMMV

I'm going to PM someone about EBS, but when the newbie heat dies down. I don't want to get caught in the crossfire.

B. Dog