2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

**MrMeyers** · 12-24-05 02:01

Romeo,

Lighten up, if you are on this board then you are no different than me. Bebe has talked to me on the phone with mamasan sitting right next to her. These girls don't get fired for having outside contact with customers, only if they miss work because of it. But she is gone now anyway...at least for most of you guys lol

Bike rider,

I don't have a drop of Asian blood in me but I live and work half the time in various parts of Asia. So I speak Chinese and Vietnamese fluently, Korean and Thai I can get by on. No question that it opens doors for me. I know a few years ago there was this super hot young Ukrainian girl working at TBC on Loch Raven, so after our first session I went home and studied her country and learned a few words. Next time I saw her she was so impressed she ended up doing FS in and outside of work. So no question that a little homework helps.

Drummerboy

You are correct that many girls you meet in amps just want to suck you dry (pardon the pun) but I also know that the girls who truely like you won't accept a dime. More than a few times girls have been insuted if we are out shopping and I offer to pay for something they like at the mall.

**Essex15** · 12-23-05 23:48

I went back to Jade Health today, when I went in I was asked if I wanted a hard or soft massage. If you say hard, you get the girl Suki or whatever her name is that I mentioned in my previous reports.

Today I said I wanted a light massage, glad I did because now I know Jade Health offers full service!

The woman who gave me the massage claimed her name was Heidi(after thinking about it for a while

) Decent massage, not as good as the other girl.

When she gave me the flip and got the baby oil I mentioned that liked this place and wished we could do more than just the HJ. She giggled and asked me if I had a condom to which I was honest and said no. I thought this place wasn't full service, and if a place *is* full service, shouldn't the girls have the condoms there?

No matter, I ask for a BJ instead and got a BBBJ that was actually quite good. This woman wasn't that good looking but the little head was thinking and she was quite well versed in french.

She said she is leaving on the 31st though to go back to Shanghai for good.

To summarize: Full service is available at Jade Health, however it might be temporary and the woman who is offering it isn't what I would call hot. For me it is great because I have an asian fetish and a fetish for older women, so combining the two makes perfect sense to me!

**Butter Dog** · 12-23-05 19:08

First, I am kicking myself in the ass because I was in DC last weekend and did not sample the area AMP's. But based on recent reports, LE is causing some troubles there.

I was thinking about places to stop on my way home. I avoided HoCo based on other bad reports. So, it came down to convenience... PineTree.

I'm not sure if my provider was new, but she seemed to act that way. Sue seemed very sheepish and shy. TS did NOT reach all the nooks and crannies. And the massage was more like accu-pressure (without the accu)(including the spinal walk-over).

She had a very nice figure, but her face was on the pretty side of average (and not by much). Skinny, leggy and nice rack. I was wondering how this would end? Flip time and a short massage later, she asks if I needed anything else. For what she lacked in the TS and massage, was more than made up in the happy ending. I specially liked when her puppies hugged my little dog. Mmmmm.

Face - 6
Massage - 5
Body - 9

But that being said, I'm heading down to see Bebe for a GFE. Thanks for the heads up (both of them!).

Butter Dog

**BikeRider** · 12-23-05 16:27

I saw Bebe twice while in town for business a few weeks ago purely for Korean language lessons. She does have a great body (nice non-fake breasts) and she is definitely GFE.

I see a trend here. I obtained her number also. Sounds like it will be a gang fight! :-)

MrMeyers - do you happen to speak any Korean? I find it opens doors (so to speak) quickly. BTW- she also speaks Japanese fairly well.

Originally Posted by MrMeyers

Bostonpride,

I can't believe Bebe was GFE with you, she told me I was her boyfriend and the only man for her. Now I am really jealous and i'm going to kick your ass.

No seriously, I like to see her replaced because I have seen her 6 times, we have exchanged numbers and she wants to see me on her vacation (she lives in Virginia). She has given me bbbjcim because of this "special" friendship but because I am a lowlife scumbag monger I know I won't pursue this any further. I always like new girls so now I have to avoid her.

**DrummerBoy** · 12-23-05 12:06

MrMeyers,

That was an interesting if not humorous report. Then it dawned on me that, hey, I was there before (different place and person same events)! LOL !

Welcome to the "inner circle" where additional benefits and events are available. However, with this status comes extra costs in different ways. Just remember to keep your head about you and a close hand on your wallet!

Chuckle,
Been there, Done That!
Drummerboy

**Romeo1** · 12-23-05 00:20

MrMeyers describes himself accurately, since he probably knows he may be getting Bebe in trouble. The girls who you get close to and provide extras all say they will be fired if their mamasan/managers find out.

**MrMeyers** · 12-21-05 12:44

Bostonpride,

I can't believe Bebe was GFE with you, she told me I was her boyfriend and the only man for her. Now I am really jealous and i'm going to kick your ass.

No seriously, I like to see her replaced because I have seen her 6 times, we have exchanged numbers and she wants to see me on her vacation (she lives in Virginia). She has given me bbbjcim because of this "special" friendship but because I am a lowlife scumbag monger I know I won't pursue this any further. I always like new girls so now I have to avoid her.

**BostonPride33** · 12-21-05 00:31

I was in town for the MNF game, and had to try Bebe based on previous posts.

Thank you Baltimore!

Possibly the best GFE of my AMP career.

Highly recommended.

Why would you want this girl to be replaced?

**Crazy Dick** · 12-21-05 00:11

I don't go to Moonlight that often anymore. I use to be a regular there, even use to eat Korean food in the back with Mamasan.

Got Ruby on her 1st day there. She was OK. If you want to avoid the language problem Ruby is your girl. She came to the states when she was 18 and has been here for 7 years. She was quite open and friendly. Was greeted with a good hug she held Little Crazy as we walked to the shower room. The TS was very good, it built me up for what was to follow. While the rest was OK, I wouldn't say it was great.

This visit was a lot better than my last visit to ML. I almost said that I wasn't coming back. But I was in the area and had an hour to kill.

Still ML is the best that Baltimore has to offer in AMP's !!!

Crazy Dick ( So many AMPs and so little moneyO

Originally Posted by MrMeyers

... Moonlite and there is one new girl named Ruby. Pretty girl about mid twenties with a nice body. Only her second day so she was very funny and playful (and of course very accomodating). Bebe and Pink are stll there, but hopefully they will be replaced after the holidays. Don't get me wrong, Bebe is great and has a smoking hot body. But nice to see some new girls in there.

**MrMeyers** · 12-18-05 16:49

I guess I'll answer my own question.

Went to Moonlite and there is one new girl named Ruby. Pretty girl about mid twenties with a nice body. Only her second day so she was very funny and playful (and of course very accomodating). Bebe and Pink are stll there, but hopefully they will be replaced after the holidays. Don't get me wrong, Bebe is great and has a smoking hot body. But nice to see some new girls in there.

**Dem Gnomes** · 12-17-05 03:01

Originally Posted by Umdstudent05

After reading about it on the forums here, I decided to pay Jade Health a visit, especially since it's a five minute drive from my apartment. I figured with the snow on the ground no one else would be out tonight and certainly no one would be getting a massage, so I would be able to waltz right in.

UMD Stud,

If you'd really read the reviews, you wouldn't have gone. I'm glad you did, though.

The girl you got sounds a lot like "Lisa," which Conn and I have mentioned (poorly) in the past. Maybe she's gotten over her whateverthefuckitwas, or maybe someone there is RTFFing. (smart, either way)

I'm glad she was friendlier with you than us. IIRC, the "entrance" is the second floor, with the shower and what might be a massage room downstairs in the basement.

Go back soon, tell "suiki" or "lisa" or WFE her name is that day that you're back for more, and see how far she'll go.

Thanks for the info, regardless.

DG

**MrMeyers** · 12-16-05 17:59

Anyone know if Bebe, Nana, and Pink are still at Moonlite? seems like they have been there forever so i stopped going in. No matter how good these girls are, it still gets boring after a few visits to each girl.

As anyone checked out that new place on Security Drive? I asume it is not on Security Blvd. because it lists a PA phone number. i saw the place advertised in the Sun.

**Luv Da Amp** · 12-16-05 15:45

Stopped by Green tree. Seems the place has gone downhill a tad. I was seen by "Pinky" who was new, but what she lacked in talent she made up for in enthusiasm. Pinky was a youngish Asian girl (aren't they all) with a smoking body but an OK face. 45 minutes set me back three jax. TS was prety good -- washed all the right spots, and in fact used her hands to finish me off in there. So I was pretty relaxed. Massage was so-so. Then the flip, and Pinky's digits took care of me once again. I tipped her a jackson, and she seemed happy. So. Why do I say it's gone downhill? The TS room didn't seem as clean as it usually was, and there was a problem with the room I was in -- the door wouldn't close all the way, so Pinky had to wedge some tissues under the door. Not the usual high standards, but I'll probably go back to Green Tree one more time before I write it off.

**Torpedo12** · 12-15-05 15:46

I wont say which one, Because I'm afraid L.E. is monitering. I visited a well talked about AMP today around the South side of the Beltway. It was my first time at this location. Went in and the mamason said " you need an appointment". Well I spitted some names off I read off the forum and told her it was a year since mey last visit. She finally let me in. I got to the room undressed and waited. This gorgeous young asian walked in wearing a mini skirt and tank top. "I love it when they wear girl cloths and not sweat pants" My jaw dropped!!! She led me to the TS. She concentrated on my back door alot. "I was hoping this meant I was in store for some AR back in the room, but it didnt happen" In fact, Mr Happy was not working because of the cold weather. I was sure she was trying to size me up from what the mamasaon had said and testing to see if I was L.E. I worried about this predicament. Well, She led me the sauna and left me for a few min. She came to get me, led me to the room and began to give me a massage. When She was on my back I let my fingers tickle her calf to let her know I was a legit customer. Things finnaly started to progress, She told me to flip and after a scalp massage, She began to LFK. This was my first GFE and instantly Mr Happy woke up. She climbed up and turned around for a little DATY. She slipped a raincoat on and soon it was a CG, Then finished up. At the clean up she mumbled somthing about not likeing what She did for me because I was new and was worried about me being L.E. She said next time will be more.
Do you guys think that tomorrow would be to soon to visit again?

**Surfing for Fun** · 12-13-05 11:50

Smiling Fox,

Yes, that place is a little pricier than ML, but if you can get upstairs to the "upgraded" accomodations and you get a willing participant, I think it is the best place around.

Price, lack of preselection, and no table shower are my only knocks against that place. A couple times the provider has mentioned taking a shower w/ me before hand, which would be nice, but has not happened yet. My report about all-time-best experience there discussed the after shower, which was nice.

Been harder lately to squirrel away enough cash for any fun, it is my goal to get back there soon though (and get enough reports for Senior status-just been too slow for me lately to post)

SFF