Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[TheWhoreLord]

Some reviews of girls I like.

Young and hot girls-.

TinaDoll- incredible, beautiful, great performance. Only available 1-2 days a weeks. Top 3 ever.

TiffanyLexus- Very hot girl and great performance. Her moans and screams are the real topper.

GorgeousJadee- She is so hot I almost couldn't believe it. Nice sloppy BBBJ. Nice personality.

DonnaBently69- Her performance is really awful. She is sometimes dirty or smelly. She hates this job. However she is truly beautiful. Great face, tits, ass, body, legs. Just wow on her looks. Not much for conversation.

Summmer- She was super hot a few months ago before putting on a lot of weight. I think she carries the weight in the right places and it looks very good. Decent performance, OK personality. Solid choice. A bit pricey but worth it.

JessicaTaylor- Very good performer, she's genuinely horny it seems. Looks anorexic lately so I won't repeat. I'm not into super skinny girls. Her personality is super cool, stereotypical party girl and open / honest conversations.

I'd love to try Kandy143 soon, and would like to hear your recommendations on girls under 22.

Girls with big ass / small waist (natural only, no fake ass allowed).

AnaGarcia- Great body on this girl. Amazing ass, I'm pretty sure it's real. Nice face too. She's kinda distant, not much personality. She gets it done and that's about it.

AmyJones- Stellar natural ass. She's quiet and charming. Very good performance, she's very orgasmic.

KatieStIves- She's put on weight since the porn days, mostly in her ass. It's quiet round and impressive. She talks non-stop, about a lot of random stuff at times. She's a good communicator on the sexual stuff. She tells you exactly how to make her cum and she's in this game mostly for her own pleasure it seems. This is unusual and really fun. I like her a lot. I could do with a bit less scattered conversation.

Paris19- half black chick with a very nice ass. More muscle than jiggle, but still nice. She's all business with not much to say. Does not do BBBJ, but she does list it in her ad. It's CBJ.

JasmineM23- Interesting girl. Great performance and unusual body. She's completely out of shape and everything is loose and jiggly, but for some reason it works. Nice ass: waist ratio, nice thick thighs. Maybe had kids? Exquisite dirty talk. She's persian but talks OC mexican.

SadieBaby94- great ass. You would not know from her pics how good the ass is. Performance was passable but below average. BBBJ is 20 seconds then stop, 20 seconds then stop (annoying). Very good looking girl. Would repeat just for her looks.

I'm looking for more girls with big natural ass and small waist, would like to try Jazzy soon or maybe MyMyah.

Girls with great tits-.

AbbyFlynn- This girl is also young and beautiful. 1st session lackluster, 2nd and 3rd were incredible. Great technique with hands and mouth. She's tiny, maybe 5'1. Perfect body and face. Lots of personality. She's quite funny and quick witted. Always positive and puts me in a great mood.

CCchanel- Best tits-waist ratio out there. Her tits are really big and firm. If you like boobs do not miss this chance of a lifetime. She is kinda hard to pin down so pre-book a few days in advance. She's super chill and comfortable with herself. Great to talk to, I could talk to her for hours. Legs are tiny and not much ass. It's all about the tits. Nice face too. CBJ only.

EvieBaby- I think for most guys with mainstream taste in women, her body is the best you will ever see or experience. It's like she was designed in a lab or sculpted by Michaelangelo. Tits are fairly big, but also incredibly firm with a perfect shape. Small waist, very little fat on her, nice hips and ass, great legs, just absolutely flawless in every way. Face is totally natural, zero makeup. I like this but I'm guessing most guys would prefer some makeup. Her personality is nerdy and quirky. She's super nice and friendly. I felt very comfortable with her.

I'm looking to try more girls with big tits. Might try Tiffany. Lacey (even tho I've heard bad things), JessicaRabbit69, BlatentBeauty (can't pin down schedule / location), MsTurner perhaps. I'm concerned that some of these might have deceptive pics and be whale sized when I meet them in person.

Here's some girls I probably won't repeat-.

PocketSizeEvie- way older and heavier than pics. I had fun and she has nice big tits but I don't condone the deceptive photos.

JaydenGotBacks- this girls pussy is a smelly disaster and there's some kind of white foam coming out of it. Nice butt, Backne.

MagicK- pretty hot and her tits were ridiculously good, but could not get comfortable in the condom she insisted on using, would not let me use my own.

Any Chinese agency- all photos deceptive, all women over age 45. The only exception is a 22 yo who goes by Krystal when booked by Madelin or Janet when booked when booked by Rebecca31870. But she recently got a bad boob job so she's not as appealing as she used to be. Korean agencies are usually ok, pics often deceptive but when ya show up the girl looks good and does a good job. Still not my #1 option, only if all else fails.

SultrySerena- I might repeat, she is very cute and does a good performance. Her personality is interesting. I just don't like the fakies. If you like fakies you will love this chick.

Sophia. Love- Nice girl, had an OK time. She's just a bit big in the waist for me and a bit too muscular. Nice natural tits.

HavenChase- photos deceptive. Very disappointing in person. She's late 30's and has bad tattoos.

Russian agencies- Tried it a few times, kinda hit and miss. Price is too high at 5. Too much fake lips and fake tits. The girls I pretty hot if you're into that. There were a few gems.

All the hyphen crew girls (karla-crush, mysterious-Mandy, or whatever) - Photos are deceptive. I mean extremely deceptive. Every time but once was a disaster.

Hope this helps, looking forward to your suggestions in OC or LA for these 3 types (young / hot, big natural tits, or big ass w small waist).

[Jack926]

Hello everyone,

Has anybody seen Kailani from HX? Are the photos real or remotely close?

https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/1272

Jack.

[Rrod1114]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SimplyOlivia

Any info on this gal? Recommend?

[Dolato]

Has anyone seen these ladies? I know they are a part of the "crew", and service is YMMV, but GOD DAMN do they look good in the photos:
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Bridgette-Dream
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Tempting-Tessa
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Coed-Natalie
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Kaylene-Krush
Someone left a positive review for Kaylene-Krush in the LA forum, but some validation wouldn't hurt.

Kaylene-Krush was previously Angelic-Avery, in case anyone had experience with the previous handle.

[EmoDisliker]

Has anyone seen these ladies? I know they are a part of the "crew", and service is YMMV, but GOD DAMN do they look good in the photos:

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Bridgette-Dream

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Tempting-Tessa

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Coed-Natalie

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Kaylene-Krush

Someone left a positive review for Kaylene-Krush in the LA forum, but some validation wouldn't hurt.

[HapaBoy86]

Is very unattractive, and fugly as fuck.

True, but she still allows you to smash her with no hat and just jizz a week or month long back log of semen in her phat vajayjay!

That's why is still popular due to that service. LOL.

Boom boom with no restrictions will always bring in customers.

[TrojanHorsey]

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[KoolKeith323]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CassieBangs

Step into my DeLorean and set the date to 2016, almost four years ago when the world thought the US will have it's first menstruating President, and back when CassieBangs was still young and hot. I had an hour incall appointment with her. Goddamn she was a looker back then. About 40 lbs lighter, not a baby factory yet, bleach blonde hair, awesome boobs with these large areolas and puffy nips, and super tasty pussy. It was only CBJ back then for me, but the DATY, and CFS in multiple positions were awesome. My favorite was RCG, and she really knew how to work that tight pussy. She was creaming so much. The whole shaft of my cock was covered in thick white pussy juice, and she really got into the session.

Fast forward almost 4 years later. Now we have an orange flavored dumbfuck President, and CassieBangs has cranked out several DNA clones and is preggo again. She appears to have acquired a new talent aside from sucking and fucking..

Is very unattractive, and fugly as fuck.

[TrojanHorsey]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CassieBangs

Step into my DeLorean and set the date to 2016, almost four years ago when the world thought the US will have it's first menstruating President, and back when CassieBangs was still young and hot. I had an hour incall appointment with her. Goddamn she was a looker back then. About 40 lbs lighter, not a baby factory yet, bleach blonde hair, awesome boobs with these large areolas and puffy nips, and super tasty pussy. It was only CBJ back then for me, but the DATY, and CFS in multiple positions were awesome. My favorite was RCG, and she really knew how to work that tight pussy. She was creaming so much. The whole shaft of my cock was covered in thick white pussy juice, and she really got into the session.

Fast forward almost 4 years later. Now we have an orange flavored dumbfuck President, and CassieBangs has cranked out several DNA clones and is preggo again. She appears to have acquired a new talent aside from sucking and fucking. Fleecing has been added to her repertoire. She rinsed this dumbfuck HX loser named FisherWright for 15 grand earlier this year. That's right. Fifteen Thousand US Dollars. I believe he gave it to her in three 5 K installments based on nothing but promises of unlimited access to her 40 lbs heavier and 3 replicants looser pussy, and this dumbfuck never even got to touch her boobs LOL. Yeah it was worse than platonic OMG. He might as well have placed them dollars in his fireplace and lit it up, at least his living room would have been warm during winter OMG. I wish FisherWright can read this report and look at these pictures, knowing I fucked and filmed the hot and young CassieBangs for an hour for the super affordable price of $250 LOL. Inflation is a female dog, and so is Cassie now apparently. I am the only dumbfuck monger in this world who has an hour video of the young and hot CassieBangs, ROB-extraordinaire.

Enjoy the screen shots. Our 1 hour fuckfest footage is super hot and super spankable. The things this hot chick were saying when I was pounding her would make the streetwalkers of Figueroa blush deep orange, almost the same hue as the dumbfuck sitting in the Oval Office. Hey at least we don't have a menstruating President. That would be much, much worse.

[ThriceQuit]

Has anyone seen this one? She has three network rating but all ratings are back from 2017.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LV_Candy

She was unenthusiastic when I met her. The whole session was her faking it and getting annoyed that it took too long. I would not be repeating. I hate these Asian establishments. They always lied in pictures, age, and service but I'm a sucker for Asian.

[HapaBoy86]

This girl is part of the Latin crew from San Diego, but she is up in the OC / LA area at the moment. Tall, pretty girl but was late and disappointed on the menu. Her email (booker's email) said: "GFE very sweet, lfk, dfk, CBJ, BBBJ, dt, fiv, daty / dato, Cfs, cob, cot, msog (hour). So checked the boxes for me and the other girls in this crew usually come through on the menu. However, the kissing was LK, no DT, no FIV, and DATY was limited access. Here is the reveiw.

L - 7. 5 not beautiful but attractive, well proportioned, nice body, nice ass.
A - 6. 5 it was like she was there for the money, but didn't want to be there. I find Latinas are usually more engaged.
S - 6. 0 she provided the service that were allowed with some skill, like a nice BBBJ, but too many services promised were not provided so she was dinged.
E - 6. 0 Overall disappointing. It started off with her sending me her room number 20 minutes late. Followed by unmet expectations based on previous interaction with girls from this crew (other girls have been spectacular). If I had a do over I would have saved the money and spanked the monkey.
Repeat. No.

If you like tall girls, you might give it a whirl, but I would recommend against it. Also, for the record, she has several red in her network for Karma and Reliability.

Yes, she has a booker! Its not her when you text her its the booker.

[Jwslbc]

Tall, pretty girl but was late and disappointed on the menu.

Thank you, just saved me time and money. I like tall ones the best and have been itching to meet this one.

If she doesn't live up to the menu and has no enthusiasm, I'll pass. Been there, done that.

[Punter3]

This girl is part of the Latin crew from San Diego, but she is up in the OC / LA area at the moment. Tall, pretty girl but was late and disappointed on the menu. Her email (booker's email) said: "GFE very sweet, lfk, dfk, CBJ, BBBJ, dt, fiv, daty / dato, Cfs, cob, cot, msog (hour). So checked the boxes for me and the other girls in this crew usually come through on the menu. However, the kissing was LK, no DT, no FIV, and DATY was limited access. Here is the reveiw.

L - 7. 5 not beautiful but attractive, well proportioned, nice body, nice ass.
A - 6. 5 it was like she was there for the money, but didn't want to be there. I find Latinas are usually more engaged.
S - 6. 0 she provided the service that were allowed with some skill, like a nice BBBJ, but too many services promised were not provided so she was dinged.
E - 6. 0 Overall disappointing. It started off with her sending me her room number 20 minutes late. Followed by unmet expectations based on previous interaction with girls from this crew (other girls have been spectacular). If I had a do over I would have saved the money and spanked the monkey.
Repeat. NO.

If you like tall girls, you might give it a whirl, but I would recommend against it. Also, for the record, she has several red in her network for Karma and Reliability.

[HapaBoy86]

Not recent, but there are safety blogs on her. Multiple reports of robs. For me, once a rob, always a rob.

Dang she got a shitload of red!

[HapaBoy86]

Yeah pictures show an Asian girl who is skinny-petite, but aren't they all? Two major problems for me though:

1. Asian, which means 100% FAKE ASS pics.

2. "34 years old", which means 44 in real life, at least, most likely more.

Next.

So, when she or booker posted pics up about allegedly being her I sent over a link of a ig model and other links to pic asking if this is her? Pics we're of a ig model being in another country.

She messaged me back saying why you doing this? Than blocked me.

Ad from earlier this year.

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2576568