Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[JungleFun]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JaylenJoy

Anyone have her rate and menu? Contact info? Reviews? Thanks.

[MixedGuy26]

Anyone got any info on this Delicious mess??

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/marlowdesires

[Thanxxx]

Baby crew. A YMMV thing with these girls. I have seen pretty much most of them starting in early 2017 but always solo since I am not a fan of doubles. I had 1 hour session with Kali. Probably my best experience in this crew. She was the sexy college freshman you always wanted to fuck, and when the clothes come off, a total wildcat in bed. We spent about 20 minutes just doing 69. I have an hour video of our fuckfest and she wore her dark-rimmed nerd glasses the entire time and finished me off twice with CIM. I had 2 sessions with Luna when she used to run with Pixie, both sessions filmed. Luna is very smart and I loved our convos between the sexy times. Luna is tall and slim while Pixie is petite and spinner-cute. I had 2 sessions with Pixie, before her boob job and after, both 1 hour sessions filmed. Both Luna and Pixie always let me have a CIM finish, next best thing after CIP. Her boobjob made her very sensitive, but I was always gentle and been able to play with them. I had an hour session with Evie, probably has the best natural body in the crew, love her GND look, very active participant and had a great time, 1 hour video. I had an hour session with Celine, probably has the prettiest face in this crew, body is amazing because she is so thin and not distracted by any tats, but essentially a trophy fuck, although will follow directions, but no video. By far the wildest and most hardcore sessions I had with this crew was Mynx. Damn she was a handful! Too bad she retired. Here are pics of the baby crew girls I have tasted and pounded. None of these girls were BBFS, at least not with me.

I missed out on WynterLily because her handle threw me off. Did not know she is a baby crew. Was she not good enough to earn a baby moniker?

Steak.

SMH you're slipping Steak on not connecting the baby crew dots. Many don't have baby in their handle.

For example BellasLillies.

And don't leave out Willowbaby.

Maybe when the time allows will layout the dots to connect the beginning to the current baby crew.

[SteakTartare]

Baby crew. A YMMV thing with these girls. I have seen pretty much most of them starting in early 2017 but always solo since I am not a fan of doubles. I had 1 hour session with Kali. Probably my best experience in this crew. She was the sexy college freshman you always wanted to fuck, and when the clothes come off, a total wildcat in bed. We spent about 20 minutes just doing 69. I have an hour video of our fuckfest and she wore her dark-rimmed nerd glasses the entire time and finished me off twice with CIM. I had 2 sessions with Luna when she used to run with Pixie, both sessions filmed. Luna is very smart and I loved our convos between the sexy times. Luna is tall and slim while Pixie is petite and spinner-cute. I had 2 sessions with Pixie, before her boob job and after, both 1 hour sessions filmed. Both Luna and Pixie always let me have a CIM finish, next best thing after CIP. Her boobjob made her very sensitive, but I was always gentle and been able to play with them. I had an hour session with Evie, probably has the best natural body in the crew, love her GND look, very active participant and had a great time, 1 hour video. I had an hour session with Celine, probably has the prettiest face in this crew, body is amazing because she is so thin and not distracted by any tats, but essentially a trophy fuck, although will follow directions, but no video. By far the wildest and most hardcore sessions I had with this crew was Mynx. Damn she was a handful! Too bad she retired. Here are pics of the baby crew girls I have tasted and pounded. None of these girls were BBFS, at least not with me.

I missed out on WynterLily because her handle threw me off. Did not know she is a baby crew. Was she not good enough to earn a baby moniker?

Steak.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/PixieBaby PixieBaby is one of the few girls who needs to be on your HX bucket list.

Love this and will put her on my list along w other girls from this crew. Just saw Wynterlily and she was excellent, new, young. Did you ever see Cellinebaby, would love to see the details on her from a true expert bc of such mixed reviews, but my time was excellent.

Evie and Pixie. Just FYI they are back and can be seen as a double in Anaheim today and tomorrow. I might venture over there even though I have slowed down a lot with this pandemic.

There a terrible duo for dbls. Just my opinion and was not worth it!

Save your money. Pixie doesn't allow clients to touch her tits and she is not flexible at all. And she will try to sell you her "arts" and waste time from the appt. Evie is thicker and has a curvier body than Pixie. If you like that nerdy look, its worth a visit. But the service sucks compared to the $$$ you pay for.

[ZeusZ]

That's understandable. Although I see girls blurring out the tats instead of photoshopping out completely.

At least lets the potential client know provider has tattoos.

A few tasteful tats can be cute, however when a girl is covered all over, it really creates a perception of a ****.

[Ardin]

Very simple reason. Plausible deniability. Tats are almost like DNA identification. Why do you think law enforcement loves tattoos? If a victim says the perp has an MS-13 ink on the right side of the neck with barbed wires around the words, how hard is it to pick that guy from a line up? These girls can deny it was them because see, I have a rose tat on my left wrist while that chick you found on Hx does not.

We can make excuses about ink ad infinitum but at the end of the day, no matter which side of the argument you are on, tattoos are about the most retarded thing a young girl can do to herself. They don't admit it, but later in life the vast majority of them regret having them. You are not going to be 18 forever. By next year, you are old news baby, and the next crop of college freshmen is posting on HX, and these dumb new hookers also have tats ha ha ha.

Steak.

You're overthinking it. She's simply part of BLISS crew, all of those girls are photoshopped to high hell by default, tattoos or not. Baby damage, cottage cheese, brown eyes, everything goes. What makes it comical is how prideless the photoshop--it doesn't even attempt to be passable.

[Rrod1114]

Very simple reason. Plausible deniability. Tats are almost like DNA identification. Why do you think law enforcement loves tattoos? If a victim says the perp has an MS-13 ink on the right side of the neck with barbed wires around the words, how hard is it to pick that guy from a line up? These girls can deny it was them because see, I have a rose tat on my left wrist while that chick you found on Hx does not.

We can make excuses about ink ad infinitum but at the end of the day, no matter which side of the argument you are on, tattoos are about the most retarded thing a young girl can do to herself. They don't admit it, but later in life the vast majority of them regret having them. You are not going to be 18 forever. By next year, you are old news baby, and the next crop of college freshmen is posting on HX, and these dumb new hookers also have tats ha ha ha.

Steak.

That's understandable. Although I see girls blurring out the tats instead of photoshopping out completely.

At least let’s the potential client know provider has tattoos.

[Santooki]

Saw her late last year, she's 2-3 years older than indicated on her profile. And at that time, she had a little more weight than the pics indicated. Just checked her- the recently uploaded pics look like a halfway point of what she originally advertised versus what I saw her. Enjoyed my time with her, bubbly and sultry at the same time. Seem to really enjoy daty based on how wet she got.

I met her year+. No bbbs, no backdoor. OK, experience, but I've seen better. 160 hh.

[SteakTartare]

Very simple reason. Plausible deniability. Tats are almost like DNA identification. Why do you think law enforcement loves tattoos? If a victim says the perp has an MS-13 ink on the right side of the neck with barbed wires around the words, how hard is it to pick that guy from a line up? These girls can deny it was them because see, I have a rose tat on my left wrist while that chick you found on Hx does not.

We can make excuses about ink ad infinitum but at the end of the day, no matter which side of the argument you are on, tattoos are about the most retarded thing a young girl can do to herself. They don't admit it, but later in life the vast majority of them regret having them. You are not going to be 18 forever. By next year, you are old news baby, and the next crop of college freshmen is posting on HX, and these dumb new hookers also have tats ha ha ha.

Steak.

Pics are accurate except one major thing. They Photoshop all her tattoos out. She has a bunch including her hands. I don't know why.

[Rrod1114]

Has anyone seen this girl? She's smokin hot. Trying to get a date but my damn HX score 0 LOL.

https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/Katharina_XO/

I have. Very cute girl. Pics are accurate except one major thing. They Photoshop all her tattoos out. She has a bunch including her hands.

I don't know why. She still looks good.

Service is so so. Non existent DFK. You have to take lead or else she will just lay there and do nothing.

She post that its her last week in CA. I have seen that before and post 2 weeks later she is local.

[Anonymuz2020]

Has anyone seen this girl? She's smokin hot. Trying to get a date but my damn HX score 0 LOL.

https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/Katharina_XO/

[ZeusZ]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/hot-valerie

PM'd her and waiting to set something up. Was wondering if anyone had any details ahead of time.

I met her year+. No bbbs, no backdoor. OK, experience, but I've seen better. 160 hh.

[JDog1234]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/hot-valerie

PM'd her and waiting to set something up. Was wondering if anyone had any details ahead of time.

[Rrod1114]

How is she? Chill? Pretty? She seems a bit pricey but tempting.

Did you ever get info?

Just seen her pics. God damn.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Andrialove

[RogerThatRich]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/PixieBaby

PixieBaby is one of the few girls who needs to be on your HX bucket list. She is an event not to be missed. Drop dead gorgeous face, perfect tiny body, and highly sexual attitude. If you are not into tats like myself, then normally all this ink on a white chick would be a huge turn-off. But with Pixie, once she flashes that bright white smile, you won't notice all this ink anymore. I am probably the only HX monger who holds the record of fucking+filming her before and after she got her boobs done at age 21. When Pixie first joined yeah she was cute but her tits were non-existent. I still had a lot of fun in 2016 with my GFE sesh and has pics and video as a memento. She disappeared for a little while then came back in 2017 with these massive titties, and I saw her again when her sub-mammary incisions were still fresh. I fucked and filmed her again. I simply love watching my 2 videos of her side-by-side and just admire that perfect body before and after breast augmentation surgery. She pretty much let me do anything I wanted short of BBFS and Greek. Now 23 yo, barely over 5 feet, barely over 100 lbs, big blue eyes, Colgate smile and a BBBJ that is world class. Level 4 with 400 Safe Ratings. Amazing girl!

-Steak.

Love this and will put her on my list along w other girls from this crew. Just saw Wynterlily and she was excellent, new, young. Did you ever see Cellinebaby, would love to see the details on her from a true expert bc of such mixed reviews, but my time was excellent.