Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[JayJayTer]

Hello Gents,

I finally was able to break into the ranks of HX.

Met up with a fine lady that was willing to see a HX noob.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/truepassion

Texted her for a late night meeting, but she was done for the night. But was willing to meet up the next night.

Opted for HH $$ with an option to extend to hr which is $$.

She was at a high end apt in Irvine for the few days in town. Meet her at the parking gates and went up.

Sidenote: be careful when parking in the parking garages of them nice apartments near JWA. Security left a note on my car since it wasn't registered as a "safe" car. Even when parking in the guest spots.

Anyway. She is precisely what she looks like in the pics.

Showered and had our fun romp. Nice LFK, I didn't want to push too much DFK especially during this time.

She is willing to please with BBBJ and went on for more when she saw I was enjoying it.

Before we got to the real game, she gives me the hat, saying I'll know how to fit it on better than she does.

I don't know why, but this sorta put a damper on it for me. Maybe its just me being lazy, but I like to let the ladies do all that.

We went straight to mish. Not proud to say, but didn't last long since she worked me up a lot and she was nice and tight.

During the act I was fully wanting to finish round 1 quick and ask for her to ride on round 2.

But after finishing. I lost the spark. (Or maybe I'm getting old).

Overall she was great and willing to please. Fun to talk to as well.

I'll definitely be repeating when she's back in town.

Stay safe,

J.

[KingWok]

Decided to give Lena a shot for a outcall. She was quick to reply and setting things up seem to go pretty smooth. Issue was she kept pushing back the time and giving excuse after excuse and it took about 3 hours before she finally arrived, she looked like she did in her pics. She started with BBBJ and finished up with cfs. The whole thing felt a little rushed and she wasn't really accommodating. Tried grabbing her breast during doggie and she was pretty against it. She didn't have a bad attitude or anything but it just seem like she was done. She was actually pretty chill, I feel like if things didn't feel so rushed I would of really enjoyed my time with her. Maybe I just got her on a off day.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lena.Rae

[HapaBoy86]

Just read her stories on her website. If those are true stories she's into some kinky $hit.

Yup, those stories are true and "Yes" she is kinky and f*ck! If she likes you and the connection is there she is wild in bed!

[KoolKeith323]

Any information on this big, thick ole MILF?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/InsatiableStar

LOL. Does anyone have info on why a handle change? I find her profile funny. Why? Began she hates fuckery. Second, being too cheap to buy fx points to message here. Now #3 is the best one. Doesn't like the dating talk, and saving it for women on Match and POF. OK. But looks who's talking. LMAO!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SugarPuss4u

[Member #2210]

Thanks for the great report!

From HX.

Looks: It's her but freckles are airbrushed out. Photo angles, facial expression, and clothing puts her in the best light. She's not ugly or anything, just don't put too much expectation in the pictures (think glam picture vs no makeup selfie). Pretty cute face (8/10), 5'3", perky natural Bs, shaven pussy but with couple day old stubble, nice little bubble butt. Carpet matches drapes. Very toned little spinner body; she enjoys working out. Three or four tattoos (big one on her left leg, small ones on arms and right side of the pubic mound). Midwest girl, so you get a bit of an accent. Teeth is a bit crooked. Tongue and belly button piercing. I can see how she can be stunning like the photos with some good makeup on.

Attitude: Very chill and friendly; upbeat. Probably because of the weed. I usually don't mind it too much but she must have been puffing for a while because she reeked of it. I would have appreciated it if she would at least brush her teeth and / or used mouthwash to tone down the smell.

Service: Overall average. It's really run of the mill stuff. For one she's new and hasn't come up with her own game plan as to how to conduct the session. And two, she hasn't developed a style or approach specific to her personality and assets that is unique to her. You need to take the lead or maybe she expects you to as she'll tend to focus and stay on whatever she's doing. Good LFK but limited DFK. She's extremely responsive and vocal to DATY. So much so that I was concerned the people next door was going to call the front desk. She's not too into FIV. BBBJ was decent and willing to take directions. Audio feedback was good throughout. After applying the cover, I enjoyed CG, not because of any fantastic grinding or gyrating, but because she was genuinely enjoying it and using me to pursue an O. Her eyes were closed, slightly knitted brows, lip biting, and the shallow breathing. It was actually quite erotic and got my libido pumping. K9 and mish was fantasic in terms of eye candy. Her cute face, petite frame, little bubble butt, perky tits, toned body, and hourglass figure really stands outs. Also, be careful of her nails, they a bit on the sharp side.

Expense: $400.

Repeat: Maybe one more time in the future to see if she improves her service. The price is somewhat steep for the service you get, but it does balance a bit out for what you get physically. Young, cute, very tight body (up there with Alyssa Sweets and Eviebaby), and an actual ginger. From my POV, you're paying the youth and ethnicity tax here.

[JasonVee]

Do they usually crew up at the same hotel? Good to know to keep an eye out LOL.

At least for SCP its like the same hotel. If you have booked you'd know LOL.

[WaitingRoom]

Anyone got any info on this Delicious mess??

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/marlowdesires

Just read her stories on her website. If those are true stories she's into some kinky $hit.

[Santooki]

After visiting one of the other girls in this crew, I saw her hanging out by the elevators. I thought she looked vaguely familiar, haha.

Do they usually crew up at the same hotel? Good to know to keep an eye out LOL.

[SteakTartare]

Yup I figured it out. Colette is too fat for me. That's why most of the pics in her albums are nothing but cleavage shots. Yeah baby, I am fully aware of that little mind trick LOL. But I wouldn't mind tasting her smaller flowers.

Steak.

The babies were when CelineBaby was running the crew / group. She retired and Colette is now the crew boss. Recent additions are flowers in ColetesGarden That's why the flower names like Lillies or Dahlia. That's why Colette, flowers and babies often mix for doubles.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ColettesGarden

[VaqueroNegro]

She's porn star jessica jade. Have not seen her but look her up to get an idea what you're getting. Previous convos about her on these forums.. Prob usual rates for that crew.

After visiting one of the other girls in this crew, I saw her hanging out by the elevators. I thought she looked vaguely familiar, haha.

[Santooki]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JaylenJoy

Anyone have her rate and menu? Contact info? Reviews? Thanks.

She's porn star jessica jade. Have not seen her but look her up to get an idea what you're getting. Previous convos about her on these forums.. Prob usual rates for that crew.

[HapaBoy86]

Anyone got any info on this Delicious mess??

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/marlowdesires

If you like a milfy looking Pippy long stalking that is a little squishy in middle section than take her for.

A ride. She is not fat just a little here and there. I enjoyed being inside her warm love muffin and man she love to milk your D.

[Thanxxx]

The babies were when CelineBaby was running the crew / group. She retired and Colette is now the crew boss. Recent additions are flowers in ColetesGarden That's why the flower names like Lillies or Dahlia. That's why Colette, flowers and babies often mix for doubles.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ColettesGarden

3 of them go to school together.

Celline, Bellas and Collette if not mistaken.

Mynx and Celline can still be reached if you know how.

[TerrificEnigma]

The babies were when CelineBaby was running the crew / group. She retired and Colette is now the crew boss. Recent additions are flowers in ColetesGarden That's why the flower names like Lillies or Dahlia. That's why Colette, flowers and babies often mix for doubles.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ColettesGarden

I don't think anyone mentioned these girls but Serenababy and ScarlettRoses seem to be part of the same crew.

[BStachel]

The babies were when CelineBaby was running the crew / group. She retired and Colette is now the crew boss. Recent additions are flowers in ColetesGarden That's why the flower names like Lillies or Dahlia. That's why Colette, flowers and babies often mix for doubles.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ColettesGarden

SMH you're slipping Steak on not connecting the baby crew dots. Many don't have baby in their handle.

For example BellasLillies.

And don't leave out Willowbaby.

Maybe when the time allows will layout the dots to connect the beginning to the current baby crew.