Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[Punter3]

Thanks for the feedback. Moved her to the pass list.

I had an awful BnG session with her 4-5 months ago. One of the 2 or 3 worst sessions Ive ever had. Others have said they've had good FS sessions with her but I'll never repeat. She gave no real effort on the BJ and kept stopping to ask me weird personal questions. It was so bad I ended up just jerking myself off into her mouth. Her face was ok. Not as cute as you would think she is based on the body pics.

[HapaBoy86]

I tried to contact the email she left on her tryst and eros but I did not get a response. The agency / booker she's from, gfesessions. Ch, never responds to any of my emails dating back to when Eva Yi used to be on there.

I use GFE sessions all the time and always get a response. Maybe you might be bl'std?

Just move on!

[Markssmrk]

Has anyone see this lady? Body pics are hot, wondering how she looks and how the session is.

I had an awful BnG session with her 4-5 months ago. One of the 2 or 3 worst sessions I’ve ever had. Others have said they've had good FS sessions with her but I'll never repeat. She gave no real effort on the BJ and kept stopping to ask me weird personal questions. It was so bad I ended up just jerking myself off into her mouth. Her face was ok. Not as cute as you would think she is based on the body pics.

[Punter3]

Has anyone see this lady? Body pics are hot, wondering how she looks and how the session is.

[FourtyThree]

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[Tenno1337]

This is what Marzia looked like when I fucked her in late 2018 thru Hx. I saw her 3 times before she deleted her profile and went over to the dark side of the GPS force. Her body was breathtaking. So thin and perfect, was really passionate in bed, and her hair and body were always soaking wet from the shower every time she opened the door to let me in. Smelled like heaven each time. She let me explore her pussy and her mouth with my tongue like I was a forty-niner digging for gold. You can bounce her body up and down on your dick while grabbing her 19 inch waist because she weighs as much as a blow up doll. Brought tears in her eyes when my semen hit the back of her throat every CIM finish and she always gagged from the force of the squirting cum. But the best thing is that she did not stop and would keep my dick inside her mouth, and would stare at me with a scared look while I held the back of her head firmly to keep my throbbing dick there until I give her permission to spit it out, and I only nodded when I was completely drained. She will do anything to please you short of BBFS. Had she offered BBFSCIP, my 401-K would be empty like my balls, because she would not be a cheap creampie chick LOL. Her posted rates on Tryst and Eros will give you a ballpark of how much her GFE costs, then extrapolate for bareback ha ha ha.

Steak.

I tried to contact the email she left on her tryst and eros but I did not get a response. The agency / booker she's from, gfesessions. Ch, never responds to any of my emails dating back to when Eva Yi used to be on there.

[MisterBox]

Haha, had to start somewhere!

Great review.

Paragraph 4 is epic- "no kissing, only light pecks. So I went straight to licking her asshole!

[BTrain]

Are you sure about no implants? She took a break for a month or two this year. She left with A cups and came back with B cups. Maybe she gained weight. See attached pics.

Hmm, that is weird. They certainly felt and looked natural, but I see what you mean. Certainly possible she gained weight, though she is still pretty slim overall.

[SteakTartare]

If I was a flat chested chick and going to spend 10 grand of my hard money earned from being on my back and knees, I would have gone from A to at least a C. Going from A to B can be achieved just by binge eating several buckets of KFC, and weight gain is much cheaper than breast implants.

Steak.

Are you sure about no implants? She took a break for a month or two this year. She left with A cups and came back with B cups. Maybe she gained weight. See attached pics.

[BStachel]

Staci. Maxx, who is normally in Marina Del Rey, is currently in Costa Mesa. If you like natural (no tats, piercings, implants), tall, cute, young, white chicks, I recommend you check her out. Chill attitude and fantastic b cup boobs. I would repeat.

Are you sure about no implants? She took a break for a month or two this year. She left with A cups and came back with B cups. Maybe she gained weight. See attached pics.

[TheWhoreLord]

Great review.

Paragraph 4 is epic- "no kissing, only light pecks. So I went straight to licking her asshole!

First time through hx and booked Kimmykates, petite kimmy. Through some research guess she's part of the red tryst? Location easy enough and was pretty excited to try out hx for the first time, non kgirl.

She was not that small, but young, skinny, maybe small b at best and cute face.

Reminded me of the girl from the show Ozark. Southern accent and blonde curls. She was friendly enough really laid back, has a really cute smile and nice blue eyes.

First time so I didn't really know what to expect, but was kinda bummed that there was no service and initiation on her part. Maybe I'm so used to the script of the kgirl. Anyway she asked if I wanted to get freshened up but I say I'm cool and we undressed and like sat on the bed and made small talk. At that point I was like fuck it and went in for kissing but it was light pecks only from her although menu said otherwise.

Started with Dato that she enjoyed, nice moans and got wet. Started fiv and rubbing her clit which got her more into the mood. Couple more minutes I laid down and BBBJ which was pretty good. Nice and wet, but maybe she felt I was going to blow so she didn't go on too long. Put rubber on and started with doggy, surprisingly has a nice ass that she was twerking which turned me on..

[Markssmrk]

Fellow Mongers.

This is the age long issue of what came first, the chicken or the egg? I am not a Californian but go there 1-2 times a month for work. I learned that I need to be on Humaiplex to find a provider. I joined and after much research started messaging and asking for appointments. No one answered. So I broadened my search and then I started getting a few sporadic responses. Responses days later. Finally a provider stated that she only sees a level 2 or higher. It clicked in that these women were not answering me because I was a newbie. I did see that they update their profile without answering so that could be the only reason.

So how do I change that? Go see nasty ones for ratings even though they might not even rate you? Help.

Thanks,

MD.

I feel like someone asks this at least once a month.

The quick answer is join the noobz club and you'll find out about a bunch of girls that will see you there.

2nd read the board and find out about the crews. When I had no ratings I was able to see girls from QOD and the baby crew with out any problems.

3rd look at the little box on the home screen that says "new people". Add the new girls you like as they sign up. They don't have networks either and will most likely be ok seeing you if you don't have a network. Or use the search people function and you can search for all the girls who have joined in the last 7, 30, 60 days etc.

I don't believe in the whole you have to fuck fat old chicks to build a network thing. There are too many alternate options. But if some guys want to do that who am I to stop them.

[SDHobbyGuy]

Or, just see the pawgs, bmw's (big mexican woman), rail thin trailer park type, ugly milfs, ugly gilfs. They will rate ya. Look its very easy to create a network you just got to do the leg work yourself sometimes and TOFY = Take one for yourself!

I used to see milfs who do dbls and get the 1/2 BBBJ. Waste 100-140? But get 2 networks in One appt!

Got to know how to work the system!

Not like you got to see them again. More pushing for the cushion for the fatties!

Agree with all said here, only thing I would add is to make sure she has a decent amount of rating issued. If she's has like 30 guys who have rated her and only about 5 rating she has issued, she might be one of those that "forgets", so not much helpful and now you just banged a fatty for nothing LOL.

Once you get that first one under you belt, it's smooth sailing form there. When I was new a few girls turned me down, but once I finally got a rating, a couple of them messaged me back, asking if I still wanted to see them, without me checking back with them. They said "Oh I see you have a network now. I can see you now".

[BTrain]

Oh bite your tongue.

Haha. I liked it!

[Thanxxx]

One thing I forgot to mention is that she was very aggressive with her DFK LOL.

Oh bite your tongue.