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05-29-22 08:57 #1082
Posts: 27Jessie Parker Intel
Any Intel on Jessie Parker.
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JessieParker
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05-28-22 11:30 #1081
Posts: 2791Exotic1 Celine
Originally Posted by PewpHead [View Original Post]
Exotic1 Celine
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05-28-22 04:02 #1080
Posts: 213Exotic1 Celine is the worst (review)
Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.
Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.
She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.
"Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.
Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?
The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.
Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.
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05-18-22 17:53 #1079
Posts: 168Ameliamilan
Enclave crew, opted for the hhr to give her a try since I couldn't find any other reviews.
The pictures are a little deceiving, she is a little curvier than depicted but she wears it well since it's proportionate to her D's. Cute face, maybe 5' tall. Sloppy BBBJ and onto CG (my fave) where I love to short myself on time by finishing quick. Just got to let it happen when the pressures buildin. Short convo and was out $$. 2 would I repeat? Probably not as I'm still trying to sample some of the legends (just missed sarasmiles and some other legends).
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05-17-22 17:37 #1078
Posts: 26Originally Posted by DcStatic [View Original Post]
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05-17-22 10:44 #1077
Posts: 12XoxoJade has left the building
I think our lovely Jade has hung it up.
PD profile is no longer active and she hasn't been on HX in months.
She was one of the best, those eyes when she would gag on my cock. Sublime.
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05-17-22 02:55 #1076
Posts: 45Annamarie304
Good evening fellow mongers. Had a date the other day in OC with annamarie, she is still decent looking while her pics on her account are old, and her bio claims "athletic build" that may have been 2 years ago. She is a lot pudgy now and looks about 30 lbs heavier, nothing wrong with that if that's your thing. But figured I'd give some intel in case anyone is expecting to give her a visit and expect her to look like her pics. Anyways that's my rant, stay safe fellas and always make good judgement and trust your instincts.
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05-09-22 12:33 #1075
Posts: 18Paytonpassion contact info?
Her number seems to be dead and she isn't responding on HX. Anyone got a phone number?
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05-08-22 23:37 #1074
Posts: 368Close but not quite
Originally Posted by HoeWhisperer [View Original Post]
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05-08-22 02:13 #1073
Posts: 305Originally Posted by HoeWhisperer [View Original Post]
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05-08-22 00:53 #1072
Posts: 56Originally Posted by HoeWhisperer [View Original Post]
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05-07-22 17:42 #1071
Posts: 129Originally Posted by Justify [View Original Post]
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05-07-22 15:47 #1070
Posts: 56AlexAzalea and Enchanting Dahlia
Could not decide between the two a few nights back, postings were similar and at the same time along with similar pricing options, so I went with Alexa who has a distinctive tattoo on her thigh, met her at an upscale hotel near the university here in OC, Dahlia had a location near the Kingdom. Anyhow Alexa scared me a bit when she pushed the time back when I got there and finally said come up and enter without knocking which I know from a previous experience is a good way to get robbed. So I told her I would text when I was at the door so she could open it for me. The girl at the door was her but the face pictures didn't quite match, the thigh picture did. She was good at DFK, and was fun to DATY and even 69, finished in the time allotted but when the time was up she went to the phone and started on her next appointment. Probably won't get a return visit even though her rate was reasonable. I left her a very good rating, but she did not reciprocate. Funny thing is her and Dahlia's pictures and listing both disappeared the next morning. Coincidence. I don't think so. YMMV.
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05-06-22 14:29 #1069
Posts: 295Hellawavybaby
Any feedback from the crew?
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05-06-22 13:44 #1068
Posts: 295Real Wonder Woman
Originally Posted by AssusPrime [View Original Post]