Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[MalvinHarris]

Yeah lots of these OC Hx girls just keep getting fatter and fatter since Covid. A few girls have managed to stay fit and thin. One example who left Hx for a year or so then started posting actively again on a weekly basis is Pixiebaby. This girl is a gym rat, always posting on SM about working out. She actually looks more fit and muscular in 2023 than when she just had her boobs done in 2017 when I first started banging her. Nice little body on this chick. Currently available in the OC as per usual.

Wish more Hx girls spend more time at Planet Fitness than Olive Garden LOL!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Kittiiie

How's her overall service? Had my eye on her for a while but not sure if she's worth the pd price admission of $$ Are her hx prices better?

[PayPalMakesMon]

Finally got a chance to see this Latina.

She's thick. Thick thick but not fat. Thick but still gyms.

She has a facial bed in the back room of her salon and that's where the action is.

Cool chick, kissed for maybe 10 seconds. Got a BBBJ for 20 seconds and then she got up and grabbed a condom. I was halfway hard but whatever. Since there's no bed, she just bent over with her hands on the facial table and I'm just hitting it from the back. She has a huge ass but her upper cheeks and bottom spine area is a little hairy. Since there wasn’t any real foreplay.. it was just a one position fuck and nut in the bag. Self clean up. Nothing luxury

Nothing too crazy or wild to report. Quick visit really was a quick visit.

Would I repeat? Probably since it was only $ and no providers are having deals that low.

She's really hard to make an appt with! I don't know why because the beauty salon is empty and there are no customers there haha.

[Ace McNasty]

The photos must have been from years ago because she's FAT.

She's FAT.

She gained A LOT of weight since her last time on HX.

Yeah lots of these OC Hx girls just keep getting fatter and fatter since Covid. A few girls have managed to stay fit and thin. One example who left Hx for a year or so then started posting actively again on a weekly basis is Pixiebaby. This girl is a gym rat, always posting on SM about working out. She actually looks more fit and muscular in 2023 than when she just had her boobs done in 2017 when I first started banging her. Nice little body on this chick. Currently available in the OC as per usual.

Wish more Hx girls spend more time at Planet Fitness than Olive Garden LOL!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Kittiiie

[TheZorak]

Maryjane2000 on PD.

This was the flake I ranted about earlier. We efficiently arranged a meeting and when it came time to get the address, I sat in the car for 40+ minutes waiting for her / the booker to give it to me. Left all my messages on "read". Eventually she / he asked where I was with no explanation or apology but I gave up at that point and said we can try another day. Several days later I tried again but just left my messages on "read" from the beginning. I left a review explaining all of this but sure enough those idiot simps at PD didn't approve it. Avoid.

[BJojo]

I got to agree with you on the beast front. I visited Kandi recently. And she was killin' it. I went in for a shower and I realized that I must have been client number 40 that day judging by the stacks and stacks of dirty towels in the corner. Unfortunately, I never returned after that. But she is hella curvy, and I wish her well.

I've been attempted to go back because she so damn fine. But I can't un-see them 35+ plus dirty towels on the bathroom floor.

At her incall at the time, and the fact that she bangs 20+ dudes per day, she's hella busy though. Good luck my dudes.

[JackDaniels12]

I second this, but not just a crazy methhead, she's a full blown fentanyl user. Take some Narcan if your really into seeing her. She does the meth to try and keep level headed and not nod out. Sucks a mean dick and is a freaky little spinner but unpredictable. Would take breaks and go into restroom for minutes on end. I finally got over it after smelling the stuff from smoke seeping out of bathroom, booked an hour but took off after 30 minutes.

Yeah ,she is very unpredictable. She did that did to me too. She was in the bathroom for 45 minutes even when I rushed her she wouldn't come out. She just a waste of time in my opinion. She posts a lot in HX or spam your number to get you to see her. Just a wack job.

[TheZorak]

IMO, she was hot before and she's hot now. Her ass feels fine to me. Doesn't feel weird at all. I think she felt self-conscious about it before. I remember her telling me she was really looking forward to getting it done and I was thinking to myself, "Why? Your ass is great now. " She's definitely already had a natural, sexy coke-bottle figure.

I guess sometimes people get fixated on something about their own bodies and you can't talk them out of it. I think about all the girls who have really nice small breasts who ruin them with implants. That's always a bummer. But that's not the case with CK. Nothing was ruined. I just think she didn't need to change it in the first place.

She's gorgeous in my opinion. Good service too.

Alright, I super appreciate the write-up and I'm with you on the implants. I'll defo give her a shot at some point and report my thoughts.

[JMill722]

Don't give her a try. She is crazy methhead. She will take your shit and give you a bad experience.

I second this, but not just a crazy methhead, she's a full blown fentanyl user. Take some Narcan if your really into seeing her. She does the meth to try and keep level headed and not nod out. Sucks a mean dick and is a freaky little spinner but unpredictable. Would take breaks and go into restroom for minutes on end. I finally got over it after smelling the stuff from smoke seeping out of bathroom, booked an hour but took off after 30 minutes. Won't be a witness to that crazy hooker ODing during my visit.

[Edward Appleby]

Ooh, I was going to ask about this. I noticed her older photos (blonde on the bed with purple light) her butt looks pretty average then suddenly in some of them it's plump. How noticeably "treated" is it? Salma something or other had some sort of butt treatment and it was really noticeable in cowgirl position where the cheeks were squeezed together or something.

IMO, she was hot before and she's hot now. Her ass feels fine to me. Doesn't feel weird at all. I think she felt self-conscious about it before. I remember her telling me she was really looking forward to getting it done and I was thinking to myself, "Why? Your ass is great now. " She's definitely already had a natural, sexy coke-bottle figure.

I guess sometimes people get fixated on something about their own bodies and you can't talk them out of it. I think about all the girls who have really nice small breasts who ruin them with implants. That's always a bummer. But that's not the case with CK. Nothing was ruined. I just think she didn't need to change it in the first place.

She's gorgeous in my opinion. Good service too.

[TheZorak]

And Yes, CK has a BBL for sure.

Ooh, I was going to ask about this. I noticed her older photos (blonde on the bed with purple light) her butt looks pretty average then suddenly in some of them it's plump. How noticeably "treated" is it? Salma something or other had some sort of butt treatment and it was really noticeable in cowgirl position where the cheeks were squeezed together or something.

[OCpyro]

The camera angle is super sketchy and I know CK doesn't allow recordings so. Take him with a grain of salt. And Yes, CK has a BBL for sure.

Probably a hidden camera. They know who he is. There are more than few bookers and pimps looking for his ass.

[Aake7]

Kandi doesn't, so maybe she changed her mind since then or he forked over a fortune.

The camera angle is super sketchy and I know CK doesn't allow recordings so. Take him with a grain of salt. And Yes, CK has a BBL for sure.

[TheZorak]

Do they allow you to video? Or you used hidden camera?

Kandi doesn't, so maybe she changed her mind since then or he forked over a fortune.

[Edward Appleby]

Only thing that's a beast is that perfect ass of hers, kandi and breebaby are tied for best natural big bootys on hx.

CK has a BBL. Not natural. But she's fun nonetheless.

I haven't seen Bree so no comment on hers.

[LilyVietMILF]

Yeah no shit. Love these guyss who come in her defending the honor of their stable ha ha ha. When a dude joins this site and the first and only post is to disparage a girl, so obvious it's some butt hurt monger who didn't get what he wanted. Or if it is some glorious unicorn type review then obviously some booker trying to drum up bidness. Seriously guys, if you want some street cred, you have to build up your post LOL.

Just banged both of them. Both PAWG's for sure, but Bree has a much prettier face, has no tats, and has a smaller waist and proportioned body. But damn Kandii excels in the DFK and CIM department. That girl just loves to French kiss and knows how to use her talented tongue! Then she kept on sucking and sucking and sucking my dick long after I squirted the very last drop of my McNasty to give me that post-orgasm dick torture that makes you weak to your knees, def testing how strong your stamina is. Bree's CIM finish was standard, nothing to write home about. But the sight of her body during doggie is insane!

Too bad neither of them let me raw dog. Just because I didn't get it don't mean some of you are able to. Lucky mofos whoever you are. I bet their raw pussy feels really nice.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CottonKandi

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BreeBaby

Do they allow you to video? Or you used hidden camera?