Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[MR Nimbus]

Has anyone tried SecretBlissOC?

She put her profile age at 49 with no face pics. Her body looks well kept for her posted age and those man made knockers look incredible!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SecretBlissOC

I've been intrigued as well but my gut tells me her face will be a buzzkill and though I like Milfs and don't mind cause they can get freaky but shit if her face ain't even coming close to the likes of that bod I shall pass.

[TommySalami]

Has anyone tried SecretBlissOC?

She put her profile age at 49 with no face pics. Her body looks well kept for her posted age and those man made knockers look incredible!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SecretBlissOC

[MR Nimbus]

Short summary: Reasonable rates, okay-maybe a bit lack lustered service, attitude wasn't the best. Would not repeat nor recommend.

Full story:
YMMV Is very accurate here. I saw this girl recently. Firstly, yea she's the girl in the pic. Tall, tanned, average / sort of curvy built Eastern European girl.

She started off with a pretty friendly greeting. I returned the energy. She then laid on the bed, and as I was washing my hands. I got next to her in bed, and before I could even touch her. She said do you have the donation. LOL okay. Sure hun, but of course. I took out the donation, put it on the table.

I asked her to use my mouthwash, I always do with all providers, and she didn't seem to like the idea but did it anyway. She said I'm don't kiss, so not sure why we need to use mouthwash. (that's not the point hun. You are a ***** giving BBBJ all day. I don't want culture form another dude on my little brother.). Im sure some girls may feel offended by this request. But that's on them. They should have a bottle of mouthwash and be using it after every client. Damn dirty 304.

Damn sucks to read about her letting her self go, this biz seems to be roughing her up a bit. Maybe she's out of that fun phase and at this point knows guys will come if she post doesn't need to put in the work and wanting regulars. She is most definitely hot and I'm glad the gods blessed me that day to where she was fun to be with and engaging. After that she was on a little hiatus claiming she was going back to Romanian.

It's her sister supposedly booking her, I told her to get back into action so I can bang you too and decide who's the best sister. Just got a LOL and a maybe.

[Hulung]

I'm lucky enough to confirm that CottonKandi was BBFS with no up charge and rates cheaper than advertised on hx. I guess it pays off too look better than most of you. CottonKadi will on BBFS through recommendations so dm if you want to get on that list! Please be ready to trade in a hot girl with similar services.

Body: 10 (pale white).

Face: 8 (looks good with makeup).

Kissing: 10 (lives to kiss).

Legs: 7 (a little thick for my taste).

Ass: 10 (nice and big).

Overall: 9 (likes to drink and really enjoyed it).

Repeat: I have many times but I want to try something new.

Yeah no shit. Love these guyss who come in her defending the honor of their stable ha ha ha. When a dude joins this site and the first and only post is to disparage a girl, so obvious it's some butt hurt monger who didn't get what he wanted. Or if it is some glorious unicorn type review then obviously some booker trying to drum up bidness. Seriously guys, if you want some street cred, you have to build up your post LOL.

Just banged both of them. Both PAWG's for sure, but Bree has a much prettier face, has no tats, and has a smaller waist and proportioned body. But damn Kandii excels in the DFK and CIM department. That girl just loves to French kiss and knows how to use her talented tongue! Then she kept on sucking and sucking and sucking my dick long after I squirted the very last drop of my McNasty to give me that post-orgasm dick torture that makes you weak to your knees, def testing how strong your stamina is. Bree's CIM finish was standard, nothing to write home about. But the sight of her body during doggie is insane!

Too bad neither of them let me raw dog. Just because I didn't get it don't mean some of you are able to. Lucky mofos whoever you are. I bet their raw pussy feels really nice.

[GuysTT2]

Once we're done, she wasn't very responsive nor welcoming. That's fine. I'm done and would not come back. Her attitude wasn't bad or bitchy or anything, it was just not very welcoming. I get it. She's not into me. We didn't have chemistry.

Man, you should have asked for a refund. Bad service ALWAYS justifies a refund ya know. 🤣. 🤣. 🤣.

[SuelyBrah]

Its so bad it stays with you all day, making you want to yack. Still makes me want to stop breathing all together just thinking about it.

Ah so you also had the unfortunate experience of getting a whiff of it. Yea see, I normally rub the tuna a bit with my fingers and pretend to scratch my nose to inspect the smell. If it has an order, my face will never go near it.

For this girl's case, she does have a mild-moderate odor. I have actually had worse experience. Some girls are so bad that you can actually smell it about an arm's length away. And when you touch it, it sticks on your finger. I shit you not. After washing your hands thoroughly with soap and water, it's still there. I remember this one girl's stench was so bad that I had to use 70% rubbing alcohol and scrubbed my fingers to get rid of the odor. Traumatizing.

[Chaplin8]

Short summary: Reasonable rates, okay-maybe a bit lack lustered service, attitude wasn't the best. Would not repeat nor recommend.

Full story:
YMMV Is very accurate here. I saw this girl recently. Firstly, yea she's the girl in the pic. Tall, tanned, average / sort of curvy built Eastern European girl.

She started off with a pretty friendly greeting. I returned the energy. She then laid on the bed, and as I was washing my hands. I got next to her in bed, and before I could even touch her. She said do you have the donation. LOL okay. Sure hun, but of course. I took out the donation, put it on the table.

I asked her to use my mouthwash, I always do with all providers, and she didn't seem to like the idea but did it anyway. She said I'm don't kiss, so not sure why we need to use mouthwash. (that's not the point hun. You are a ***** giving BBBJ all day. I don't want culture form another dude on my little brother.). Im sure some girls may feel offended by this request. But that's on them. They should have a bottle of mouthwash and be using it after every client. Damn dirty 304

Anyway, her menu says she enjoy LFK and DFK. I guess I am not her type or whatever. So she didn't want to kiss, that's fine with me. But I don't like how it's listed on the menu but she doesn't honor it. Maybe put "I may be open to LFK / DKF. ".

She did some lip service, not the best tbh. I felt teeth, but it wasn't unbearable. It's fine. I returned the favor by giving attention to her twins for some time. Did some light body, ass, thigh rubbing, and next thing you know it, the tuna got wet and slippery. But the tuna wasn't fresh, had an odor. I did not enjoy tuna that day. So the hat went on and I did my thing. I can tell she enjoyed it. Great. I did too, probably the best part of the interaction. Once we're done, she wasn't very responsive nor welcoming. That's fine. I'm done and would not come back. Her attitude wasn't bad or bitchy or anything, it was just not very welcoming. I get it. She's not into me. We didn't have chemistry. And that's a-okay. There are girls who loved me to the moon and back, gave it to me me for free, not kidding. And there are girls who thinks I am some sort of orc suffering from leprosy. YMMV, with every girl ofc.

Its so bad it stays with you all day, making you want to yack. Still makes me want to stop breathing all together just thinking about it.

[SuelyBrah]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ChristinaM

Recently saw this girl again. First time was pre-covid. She is hot. Tall, big ass, thick legs. Breasts are all natural and perky as hell. Not a petite spinner. Probably 5'10". But not fat, just a thick tall woman. Long black hair and a distinctive pretty face with nice makeup on. Does not have GND look. If you saw her outside dressed up, she would turn heads. But I understand a big girl is not for everyone. A lot of guys see a tall, thick girl and are like I don't want to fuck with no Amazon.

She is Eastern European and has a cute accent. I find her to be friendly and inviting. A lot of guys say she is all looks and no action. I got DFK, BBBJ, and various positions. Pussy got juicy and creamy both time. We had fun. YMMV as always I guess.

These girls are human too and sometimes you click with them. I guess we clicked. Could be she sees a lot of guys in day and there is diminishing performance? Who knows. I had fun by my opinion seems to be in the minority.

Short summary: Reasonable rates, okay-maybe a bit lack lustered service, attitude wasn't the best. Would not repeat nor recommend.

Full story:
YMMV Is very accurate here. I saw this girl recently. Firstly, yea she's the girl in the pic. Tall, tanned, average / sort of curvy built Eastern European girl.

She started off with a pretty friendly greeting. I returned the energy. She then laid on the bed, and as I was washing my hands. I got next to her in bed, and before I could even touch her. She said do you have the donation. LOL okay. Sure hun, but of course. I took out the donation, put it on the table.

I asked her to use my mouthwash, I always do with all providers, and she didn't seem to like the idea but did it anyway. She said I'm don't kiss, so not sure why we need to use mouthwash. (that's not the point hun. You are a ***** giving BBBJ all day. I don't want culture form another dude on my little brother.). Im sure some girls may feel offended by this request. But that's on them. They should have a bottle of mouthwash and be using it after every client. Damn dirty 304

Anyway, her menu says she enjoy LFK and DFK. I guess I am not her type or whatever. So she didn't want to kiss, that's fine with me. But I don't like how it's listed on the menu but she doesn't honor it. Maybe put "I may be open to LFK / DKF. ".

She did some lip service, not the best tbh. I felt teeth, but it wasn't unbearable. It's fine. I returned the favor by giving attention to her twins for some time. Did some light body, ass, thigh rubbing, and next thing you know it, the tuna got wet and slippery. But the tuna wasn't fresh, had an odor. I did not enjoy tuna that day. So the hat went on and I did my thing. I can tell she enjoyed it. Great. I did too, probably the best part of the interaction. Once we're done, she wasn't very responsive nor welcoming. That's fine. I'm done and would not come back. Her attitude wasn't bad or bitchy or anything, it was just not very welcoming. I get it. She's not into me. We didn't have chemistry. And that's a-okay. There are girls who loved me to the moon and back, gave it to me me for free, not kidding. And there are girls who thinks I am some sort of orc suffering from leprosy. YMMV, with every girl ofc.

[Asian Hunter]

New talent at kgirloc, Everly just arrived in the USA.

Pics could be her, shapely body, she provided me with a GFE.

Amazing BBBJ, DATY was wet, she's very vocal & really enjoys sex.

Lots of DFK. All positions were great, it felt so good inside her.

I plan to repeat very soon.


https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Kgirloc

[MR Nimbus]

Camilla's pictures are deceiving. She is super sweet but shessss a big one. Not "slim thick" (I detest that BTW, LOL), she's like linebacker big. Service is reasonable.

Dalliance is a doll. Pictures are super accurate. Hard AF to get a hold of but if you do AND IF ONE IS NOT A DICK, she's a provider that you want to see consistently. Service is great and yes, she used to be Karma something.

Thanks for the intel!

Yeah I'd prefer not the wrangle with a beast like that in bed. That's for you Brock lesnar dudes out there.

Side note her friend ellathebaby looks mighty purrrtty. Been trying to set a date but she's usually available later in the night.

[OrgeToriX]

Any info on this SCP girl?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MandyWhite

I saw her and liked her. I'm not too picky on looks / body though so YMMW. I found her young and passionate. Her face is pretty. She has a good-sized, jiggly ass and pretty good sized boob, but they are quite saggy for her age and she has a gut. Not fat, but not slim either. Her BBBJ was good with nice eye contact and pretty good DT. Wend CG, Doggie and finished with quite a passionate Mish. I would repeat.

[AssusPrime]

Any info on this SCP girl?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MandyWhite

[Suede15]

I used to see Kittie on the regular when she first came on hx when she first got her boobs done and tried to sell her art to her clients. I haven't seen her since before the pandemic, but for her body and how much inflation has gone up, that's a fair hh price. Last time I saw her was 2019 and I think maybe it $$ for HH. I stopped seeing her cause her performance was always a mix bag. Sometimes my mind was blown, and sometimes it was just okay.

On HX.

QV $$.

HHR $$50.

HR $$$50.

Just a little on the high side for HX, but she's def worth it. She's got a really nice ass. Its feels so good to just grab onto while laying it down. She's very nice and really enjoys what she does from what I can tell.

[Randy62]

Really good review but some key factors were missing.

What's the booking totals? Can you elaborate on her age. Thanks, much appreciated.

She's 280 with the usual upcharges. Super healthy C cups not D. Doggy is her AA+ position. She is a clock watcher.

[KammyMike]

Saw her recently. She's in town I think for a couple more days, at least per the bookers advert.

If you have been to this Tustin location before, you know the drill, pretty easy booking & text system.

Dallas is tall. Greeted me at the door with nice kisses & hug, with heels on. Love that. Long hair, great tits (man made) nice little barely there outfit.

Bare is on the menu, but I didn't partake, she leads me into the bedroom on the right hand side, preps the shower (no preview) but dry off & into the bedroom, great DFK, (mouthwash provided in bathroom), some might not like her enhancements, so those that prefer the natural, you might not like, but her performance was spot on. Even without the heels she's like 5' 8" or so, but she's not hippy nor big, rather slender for the height.

I laid down on my stomach to see if she would give me a bit of a warm up massage, but no, straight to the action, she questioned me if I wasn't ready. And that got me to turn over, & she went to work, licking me from balls to nipples, great tongue work, she was giving me a BBBJ & positioned herself perpendicular to me & while her mouth was busy, she took my hand & put it on herself so I could finger her, she was pretty much already wet, so no encouragement needed really from me, not any pre action lube was applied.

Started off in cowgirl, loved that, and I could have busted there, she is tight, sexy and made great little whimpering / moaning noises, not loud, but enough volume to be convincing (so kudos to her acting ability), then on to missionary and finally doggy, where she looked over her shoulder at me with that look, oh, man, that look got me to bust right there.

Go see her, she is awesome, Yes I would repeat.

Her English is wonderful. Could be a native speaker, I commented & she said her mom taught her (I asked if she was Chinese, she said Korean).

Oh, and I asked her why she chose the name Dallas (I know the area pretty well), she said she didn't choose it, her booker did. Huh, interesting. I figured most gals would want to keep a stage name consistent across their 'touring' locations, for a number of reasons.

Really good review but some key factors were missing.

What's the booking totals? Can you elaborate on her age. Thanks, much appreciated.