Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[NatParkLover]

I reached out to Mika last week but didn't end up making it out to Irvine. But this is what she sent. She did not include a number unfortunately. Did say in a reply she was cool with FIV.

Hi! My name is Mika. I'm a 5'4", 119,34 D, Guatemalan / Spanish mix. Tiny in the waist, big on top!

I'm a full GFE girl, no BBFS or Greek. Anything else just ask!

200 for a half, 300 for an hour.

I'll be in Irvine after 4 pm today. I'm going to be very scarce on here, so catch me while you can!

I've seen Mika 3 times. She is like a hot college babe. Pretty face, nice body. GFE. YMMV but we always have a fun time together.

[Dolato]

Maybe if somebody had better experience with the other mentioned girls, I would give them a chance but after Liinda's performance, I just don't want to mess with her group.

That group used to be solid when they first got started. It was a group of friends irl traveling around socal making money. I think the only original that's still around is LiizPalafox and Marilu. Before when khloe and sofia were the face of the crew, they would have listened to customer complaints but don't think the booker now would care much. Heard good things about Liiz but not so great about marilu. The newer additions are pros who's just joined the stable and I haven't heard anything good about any of them.

[HapaBoy86]

I would look into older chicks in Buena Park area. Chicks I've messaged before (40-45 ish), They usually are a lot more newbie friendly and will rate you back right away to get you going.

True, plus they got competition with girls half there age. They need to offer special prices, secret menus to keep them busy. LOL.

[Santooki]

I reached out to Mika last week but didn't end up making it out to Irvine. But this is what she sent. She did not include a number unfortunately. Did say in a reply she was cool with FIV.

Hi! My name is Mika. I'm a 5'4", 119,34 D, Guatemalan / Spanish mix. Tiny in the waist, big on top!

I'm a full GFE girl, no BBFS or Greek. Anything else just ask!

200 for a half, 300 for an hour.

I'll be in Irvine after 4 pm today. I'm going to be very scarce on here, so catch me while you can!

Haven't heard back from PM's I sent to the HX gals I asked about before, so looking for any info on these two. Any help is much appreciated from a guy from out of town!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MikaNichole

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JemmaJade

Thanks, Longball Larry.

[The Acorn]

Saw Linda99 last night. I've been watching her ads on HX since last year, but hadn't had a chance to connect. Maybe it was just that we didn't click, but the extensive menu that I was sent by email was not anything like the experience I had with the girl. She's young, great body, cute face but just not at all enthusiastic about getting banged by a Gordo white guy like me. Didn't want to kiss, no digits, kept her hand between us during cfs.

Cute girl, maybe if I was 30 and spoke Spanish it would have been better.

Had the same experience as you except I'm in my thirties and could pass for being twenty something. She is cute as hell and very tiny but her service was lacking. Her menu said "GFE very sweet, lfk, dfk, CBJ, BBBJ, dt, fiv daty / dato, cfs, cob, cot, msog (hour), CIM +40, pic / video +150" but all I could get was a very short BBBJ and cfs. I saw that she was getting very good reviews on private delights so went for it. I ended up leaving unsatisfied and had to finish the job myself. She did kiss but it was just light closed lip kisses. I didn't try to fiv or daty because I could tell she wasn't into me and when I asked that we just cuddle and make out, she told me my time was up even though I had at least 10 minutes left. BTW, I was cordial and respectful the entire time.

I also assumed it was language barrier thing because her positive reviews usually mention the reviewer speaking a little Spanish so I unsubbed to her and all the other girls she works with. (Angie Bella, Maddison, Natasha, Isabella etc). Don't want to deal with bad service just because I can't speak a language. Maybe if somebody had better experience with the other mentioned girls, I would give them a chance but after Liinda's performance, I just don't want to mess with her group.

[BigM1]

I would look into older chicks in Buena Park area. Chicks I've messaged before (40-45 ish), They usually are a lot more newbie friendly and will rate you back right away to get you going.

JustJadded.

She might be what you're looking for. She's normally located on the border of Fullerton and Anaheim, on Harbor off of the 91 fwy.

[Longball Larry]

Haven't heard back from PM's I sent to the HX gals I asked about before, so looking for any info on these two. Any help is much appreciated from a guy from out of town!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MikaNichole

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JemmaJade

Thanks, Longball Larry.

[MixedGuy26]

Looks like Mystee has left the building.

Going to miss her, that BBBJ / rim of hers was unreal.

Anyone know where she went / what happened? She's been around for years, high level on every handle she's had.

One of my all time favs. We've actually become friends over the years and she's trying to go legit and get out of the business for good. Haven't talked to her in a bit but things must be going well enough for her to delete the account. I say Good Luck she will be missed.

[Sojdm88]

Looks like Mystee has left the building.

Going to miss her, that BBBJ / rim of hers was unreal.

Anyone know where she went / what happened? She's been around for years, high level on every handle she's had.

I would look into older chicks in Buena Park area. Chicks I've messaged before (40-45 ish), They usually are a lot more newbie friendly and will rate you back right away to get you going.

[Bad Influence]

Saw Linda99 last night. I've been watching her ads on HX since last year, but hadn't had a chance to connect. Maybe it was just that we didn't click, but the extensive menu that I was sent by email was not anything like the experience I had with the girl. She's young, great body, cute face but just not at all enthusiastic about getting banged by a Gordo white guy like me. Didn't want to kiss, no digits, kept her hand between us during cfs.

Cute girl, maybe if I was 30 and spoke Spanish it would have been better.

[Chapeau1]

Looks like Mystee has left the building.

Going to miss her, that BBBJ / rim of hers was unreal.

Anyone know where she went / what happened? She's been around for years, high level on every handle she's had.

[Smith088]

This girl is absolutely gorgeous and gets into it. I think it's a great deal.

Oh I have no doubt. I'm seriously thinking of trying her out now. Her body is insane.

[Dolato]

So I saw this girl posting on HX.

Her previous account was xosweetnessxo. Think there may be other reviews of her under that name. The pregnancy wasn't too hard on her, but I really liked her body before when it was real petite. She's never been real chatty and no problem with BBFS. I've always had issues trying to schedule her though. She's never made it easy to book a time. Everything's good though once you get into the room.

[BigM1]

I just had a nice time with her.

Gave me a great BBBJ w / DT.

Only did 2 positions (CG and Mish) and her dirty talk got me to the finish line extra fast.

Nice conversation afterwards.

I would recommend if you want a good value BBBJ w / DT.

[Smith088]

So I saw this girl posting on HX. I have seen her videos on pornhub so I figured why not. Emailed her and she responded. We arranged a time and I met her at a motel in Costa Mesa Newport area. It was a bit run down. Knocked on the door and she answered in a towel fresh out of the shower. She was a little quiet at first opened up a bit. She let me film at no extra charge so that was nice. She changed into a nighty and started out with a BBBJ. It was pretty good. Nice amount of suction and hand motions. I wish she had gotten into it a bit more. Then I told her I was ready. She wanted me to be on top and got on her back and spreaded her legs. I asked her if she had a condom and she said oh yeah I think I have some over here. So not sure if BBFS is available but I didn't get the sense she would have stopped me. Pounded her in mish then switched to doggie for a bit. She's a little self conscious. She told me she doesn't like how her butthole looks and put a butt plug in. From what I saw her butthole looked cute. Maybe it was to stop me from trying anal not that I would have idk. Asked her to finish me off with a BBBJCIM. Finished in her mouth she ran up to spit my cum out in the sink. She's a cute girl. Put on a little weight since the videos I saw and moveder her boobs with her hands during sex. I'm guessing another self conscious thing. I did notice a crack pipe and bong just sitting out on the table next to the bed. Anyways we said our good byes and I left. Not sure if I'd repeat. She seems like a nice girl. Maybe if I get an itch to see her. Hope this helps.