AMP Tips and Guidelines

[Double Nickle]

What are your thoughts on rubbing Mr. Johnson in front of provider, saying during TS or Sauna to get Jimmy ready? Acceptable? Bad etiquette?

Often the masseuse likes a customer who is a bit naughty. Once when I had an extra long t shirt I came out of the bathroom without pants. The provider lifted up my shirt and spanked me (I loved it). Often my towel will fall off or develop a gap in front during transit - I think it often turns the girls on. I'll have to try stroking myself. The worst she'll do is say "No No stop that." And at least it should indicate you're not a cop. Has anybody out there done this? Confess.

Double Nickle

[Bob Forchix]

What are your thoughts on rubbing Mr. Johnson in front of provider, saying during TS or Sauna to get Jimmy ready? Acceptable? Bad etiquette?

[Superman06]

1. When she comes to the door in street clothes instead of a micro miniskirt with nothing on underneath.
Not a problem as long as they get naked later!

2. When she says, "You look clean, no table shower for you."
Bad sign that your going to be rushed.

3. Mamasan is a 10, your masseuse is a 4.
Hmmm...never had a mamasan that was a 10.

4. Not getting extras on your first visit.
That makes for my one and only visit to that spa.

5. She drags her hand over your back for 30 seconds and calls that a massage.
See number 2.

6. Item(s) left off the menu (roaming, sucking tits, tit fucking, AR, DFK, DATY, HJ, BJ, FS).
See number 4.

7. A big price rise, unless service goes up proportionately.
A sad but true trend of our times.

8. She uses a slim condom and my dick is squeezed like an overstuffed sausage.
Well, thats never happened...hmmm, never mind.

9. I paid for an hour, I get 20 minutes.
See number 7.

10. So many AMP girls, so little time.
So true, so true.

[Broome333]

OTOH, nothing says you can't yank the crank before you go down to the AMP, thus, your first shot at the AMP would be your second n relatively short time, giving you more time to enjoy the experience.

Pardon me if this seems a crude suggestion, but, hey, at least it's a practical solution to the problem.

It doesn't seem crude at all. I do it pretty regularly depending on the situation, although I have had it back fire. A couple times after I prepared before hand I had trouble with the second shot, usually because of poor service or lack of enthusiasm, leading to the famous "are you almost done?" line.

[Double Nickle]

1. When she comes to the door in street clothes instead of a micro miniskirt with nothing on underneath.
2. When she says, "You look clean, no table shower for you."
3. Mamasan is a 10, your masseuse is a 4.
4. Not getting extras on your first visit.
5. She drags her hand over your back for 30 seconds and calls that a massage.
6. Item(s) left off the menu (roaming, sucking tits, tit fucking, AR, DFK, DATY, HJ, BJ, FS).
7. A big price rise, unless service goes up proportionately.
8. She uses a slim condom and my dick is squeezed like an overstuffed sausage.
9. I paid for an hour, I get 20 minutes.
10. So many AMP girls, so little time.

[LowRider56]

OTOH, nothing says you can't yank the crank before you go down to the AMP, thus, your first shot at the AMP would be your second n relatively short time, giving you more time to enjoy the experience.

Pardon me if this seems a crude suggestion, but, hey, at least it's a practical solution to the problem.

I have had them ask me before if I had done that before getting there when taking a while to unload. Cuts into their time.

[Flstn96]

And it gives you a better shot at getting your moneys worth.

OTOH, nothing says you can't yank the crank before you go down to the AMP, thus, your first shot at the AMP would be your second n relatively short time, giving you more time to enjoy the experience.

Pardon me if this seems a crude suggestion, but, hey, at least it's a practical solution to the problem.

[Divepro]

The more customers they see, the more they make (which is the deciding factor for most of them) and they are well aware that the second shot often takes much longer to get out of the barrel than the first.

OTOH, nothing says you can't yank the crank before you go down to the AMP, thus, your first shot at the AMP would be your second n relatively short time, giving you more time to enjoy the experience.

Pardon me if this seems a crude suggestion, but, hey, at least it's a practical solution to the problem.

[Bonerfide]

Here is an interesting story.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1...ohns27.article

[Broome333]

I am kinda new. I know I will be a quick shooter the 1st few times. How do I negotiate this? If I ask for FS and shoot during the CBJ, I am probably out the full tip? Can I mention I am a quick shooter, and ask for reload options? With the english barrier is this too complicated?

You might find a girl willing to work with you, but that would be the exception. From my experience it doesn't matter how the first shot is fired, after that if you want a second it will cost you another fee. This fee will probably be equal to or just slightly less than the first. The reason being these girls make their living on the clock (no pun intended with the rhym). The more customers they see, the more they make (which is the deciding factor for most of them) and they are well aware that the second shot often takes much longer to get out of the barrel than the first. Economically it makes more sense for them to get you out and a fresh shooter into the room. Bottom line, if you are a regular that has taken good care of the girl, they will usually go out of their way to keep you happy and therefor coming back. If you are just any other tom, dick or harry you will likely be told better luck next time and shown the door. How busy they are at the time will also factor into the amount of time they are willing to devote.

[Sarang Haeyo]

I had this happen once where, I blasted during the CBJ and the girl actually brought me back the difference. I had paid 120 for FS and she brought me back 40. I would say this was a rare experience and not the norm.

Assuming the girl has decent english skills. I would bring in extra dough probably $40 more, ask for a HR during the TS and then a second cup back in the room. But you might need to become a regular to get that type of service.

Here's another tip that doesn't cost extra dough, take a bullet out of the chamber yourself, shortly before you go.

Isn't that kind of like eating a hamburger before you have a steak?

[Call Me Booger]

I am kinda new. I know I will be a quick shooter the 1st few times. How do I negotiate this? If I ask for FS and shoot during the CBJ, I am probably out the full tip? Can I mention I am a quick shooter, and ask for reload options? With the english barrier is this too complicated?

I had this happen once where, I blasted during the CBJ and the girl actually brought me back the difference. I had paid 120 for FS and she brought me back 40. I would say this was a rare experience and not the norm.

Assuming the girl has decent english skills. I would bring in extra dough probably $40 more, ask for a HR during the TS and then a second cup back in the room. But you might need to become a regular to get that type of service.

Here's another tip that doesn't cost extra dough, take a bullet out of the chamber yourself, shortly before you go.

[Double Nickle]

I am kinda new. I know I will be a quick shooter the 1st few times. How do I negotiate this? If I ask for FS and shoot during the CBJ, I am probably out the full tip? Can I mention I am a quick shooter, and ask for reload options? With the english barrier is this too complicated?

If there is one English word a Korean girl knows and uses it is probably come/cum. "Cum 2 times" holding up 2 fingers will almost surely be understood. I've heard them use the synonym "pop" too. Ask for "2 pops" and they probably will know you're not talking about soda.Sometimes you won't be asked for the tip until the end. Hopefully mongers more experienced in this will also chime in because I am one of those a long time coming.

Double Nickle

[Magic J]

I am kinda new. I know I will be a quick shooter the 1st few times. How do I negotiate this? If I ask for FS and shoot during the CBJ, I am probably out the full tip? Can I mention I am a quick shooter, and ask for reload options? With the english barrier is this too complicated?

[Double Nickle]

Can someone describe what these motions are? Also could you be caught by LE if all you are doing is hand signs?

>The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you >are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, >BJ, FS "motions".

Here is an excerpt from a post where this really hot Providence masseuse made the hand signs herself:

I think Jasmine could tell I liked her. She made an up and down motion with thumb to forefinger. I started to speak but she shushed me with a finger to the lips. Necessity is the mother of invention. I got the idea to nod my head vigorously. Same motion, but with mouth getting in the act. Big nod from me. Another motion that I didn't quite get. But I decided to nod enthusiastically, not wanting to miss out on anything good.

These were respectively the HJ, BJ, and FS motions. She repeated the last later. It was the rhythmic thrusting of her hips. What a doll this little babe is. I don't know if they are familiar with inserting the forefinger of the other hand in the circle formed by thumb and forefinger as another sign for FS.

Hell, tell LE she was winding her automatic wristwatch, stifling a yawn, and doing a little dance. Or she (or you) has a twitch/tic of the wrist. To legally convict you they need to prove that you exchanged money expressly for the purpose of sex. They almost never can prove this.

Double Nickle