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03-26-07 15:47 #58
Posts: 231Naughty Boy
Originally Posted by Bob Forchix
Double Nickle
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03-25-07 09:27 #57
Posts: 81Getting Ready
What are your thoughts on rubbing Mr. Johnson in front of provider, saying during TS or Sauna to get Jimmy ready? Acceptable? Bad etiquette?
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03-18-07 14:57 #56
Posts: 302Originally Posted by Double Nickle
1. When she comes to the door in street clothes instead of a micro miniskirt with nothing on underneath.
Not a problem as long as they get naked later!
2. When she says, "You look clean, no table shower for you."
Bad sign that your going to be rushed.
3. Mamasan is a 10, your masseuse is a 4.
Hmmm...never had a mamasan that was a 10.
4. Not getting extras on your first visit.
That makes for my one and only visit to that spa.
5. She drags her hand over your back for 30 seconds and calls that a massage.
See number 2.
6. Item(s) left off the menu (roaming, sucking tits, tit fucking, AR, DFK, DATY, HJ, BJ, FS).
See number 4.
7. A big price rise, unless service goes up proportionately.
A sad but true trend of our times.
8. She uses a slim condom and my dick is squeezed like an overstuffed sausage.
Well, thats never happened...hmmm, never mind.
9. I paid for an hour, I get 20 minutes.
See number 7.
10. So many AMP girls, so little time.
So true, so true.
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03-18-07 00:50 #55
Posts: 430Originally Posted by Divepro
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03-17-07 16:18 #54
Posts: 231Top 10 Pet Peeves about AMPs
1. When she comes to the door in street clothes instead of a micro miniskirt with nothing on underneath.
2. When she says, "You look clean, no table shower for you."
3. Mamasan is a 10, your masseuse is a 4.
4. Not getting extras on your first visit.
5. She drags her hand over your back for 30 seconds and calls that a massage.
6. Item(s) left off the menu (roaming, sucking tits, tit fucking, AR, DFK, DATY, HJ, BJ, FS).
7. A big price rise, unless service goes up proportionately.
8. She uses a slim condom and my dick is squeezed like an overstuffed sausage.
9. I paid for an hour, I get 20 minutes.
10. So many AMP girls, so little time.
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01-11-07 15:36 #53
Posts: 2yank
Originally Posted by Divepro
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01-11-07 13:36 #52
Posts: 89Best for your money
And it gives you a better shot at getting your moneys worth.
Originally Posted by Divepro
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01-11-07 06:49 #51
Posts: 24Re: Quick Shots
Originally Posted by Broome333
Pardon me if this seems a crude suggestion, but, hey, at least it's a practical solution to the problem.
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12-28-06 00:59 #50
Posts: 169News alert
Here is an interesting story.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1...ohns27.article
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12-15-06 18:26 #49
Posts: 430Negotiation
Originally Posted by Magic J
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12-15-06 18:03 #48
Posts: 624Originally Posted by Call Me Booger
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12-15-06 17:24 #47
Posts: 318Originally Posted by Magic J
I had this happen once where, I blasted during the CBJ and the girl actually brought me back the difference. I had paid 120 for FS and she brought me back 40. I would say this was a rare experience and not the norm.
Assuming the girl has decent english skills. I would bring in extra dough probably $40 more, ask for a HR during the TS and then a second cup back in the room. But you might need to become a regular to get that type of service.
Here's another tip that doesn't cost extra dough, take a bullet out of the chamber yourself, shortly before you go.
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12-15-06 17:17 #46
Posts: 231Cum might as well be a Korean Word
Originally Posted by Magic J
Double Nickle
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12-15-06 05:09 #45
Posts: 10Negotiation Ploy
I am kinda new. I know I will be a quick shooter the 1st few times. How do I negotiate this? If I ask for FS and shoot during the CBJ, I am probably out the full tip? Can I mention I am a quick shooter, and ask for reload options? With the english barrier is this too complicated?
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12-11-06 11:23 #44
Posts: 231Sign Language for Sex
Originally Posted by Magic J
Originally Posted by Double Nickle
Hell, tell LE she was winding her automatic wristwatch, stifling a yawn, and doing a little dance. Or she (or you) has a twitch/tic of the wrist. To legally convict you they need to prove that you exchanged money expressly for the purpose of sex. They almost never can prove this.
Double Nickle