AMP Tips and Guidelines

**Shogun Hua** · 10-10-23 00:31

Originally Posted by AnonymousFlame [View Original Post]

Sometimes I'll fins a place that has a phone number and address, but says nothing about walk-ins. I have been to a couple places that do advertise walk-ins welcome, but also provide a phone number. The place nearby, the phones don't even work, so I was wondering is it standard practice to call ahead? Or is it only if they say nothing about walk-ins?

Unless you know the therapist, are a repeat customer and have their personal PH# they might hold your appointment. I find that even if you make an appointment with the Mamasan, they won't hold it. Its typically first come, first serve. Typically I only call ahead to find out who is working. If you have a name of a potential good provider. I ask to see if they are working, hopefully they are. When you are let in, I find out the name of that person. If you don't like them, ask for the one you called about. Good luck!

**AnonymousFlame** · 09-29-23 13:14

Sometimes I'll fins a place that has a phone number and address, but says nothing about walk-ins. I have been to a couple places that do advertise walk-ins welcome, but also provide a phone number. The place nearby, the phones don't even work, so I was wondering is it standard practice to call ahead? Or is it only if they say nothing about walk-ins?

**Gingimlet2000** · 07-31-23 17:50

I've read various threads, various versions of asking how to assess risk.

Thought I might offer some wisdom, and 2 stories, after years of mongering:

1. Years ago a bay area joint got pinched, owner had been videotaping sessions for years. Rumors flew big names would be implicated, nothing came of it other than a period of crazy headlines. Only direct experience I'm aware of taping in rooms, but smartphones make anything possible.

On that note I'm seeing more what appear to be actual footage of sessions posted on porn sites. My advice. Don't. Not worth risk to you or the ladies finding out. And if it's posted, they will.

2. I simply walked up early evening to a regular, long standing mid size city place on a main street just shuttered. Cop rolls up, asked what I was doing, demanded my I'd. Simply told him I read it was closed in the papers, wanted to see for myself. After detaining me 15-20 minutes let me go.

The risk is slim, but I always warn to stay away before / during high profile events (national elections, golf tournaments). It's amateur hour and rookies get popped. It's not the 'what. ' It's all about 'when.'

In those slim moments, there are no rules. I've seen and read some crazy stuff happen.

Stay safe. Happy hunting.

**JimmyReagan73** · 06-12-23 10:40

Originally Posted by Perving [View Original Post]

When do you think is the best time to visit an AMP? When do you think they are the least busiest? I just hate interruptions. Seems all the reviews are when they visit in the afternoon or evening. Wondering about mid mornings.

No idea how the other person turned this into a discussion of how much he loves to raw dog it but.

Obviously not an exhaustive search. But between my experiences and those of a few buddies who also do the AMP thing:

Assuming "normal" 08000-2200 hours, the first hour or two is a mad house of all the people who want to be first because of Reasons. Yes, you are probably going to be swapping trace amounts of spit with other dudes if you are slobbering all over her. But understand that (unless you are going to a place next to a shipping container) these women are human beings and don't like being soaked in cum and spit all day. And just how much sex smells. If these women were really as dirty as people think they are by mid morning: You would smell it. Wipes and showers are very regular. And if you are the kind of person who is obsessed with bareback: soap and water don't clean off aids.

Late 11 to probably 13 are also a mess because it is people looking to have a quickie on their lunch break because they don't realize people can smell the cum and oil on them for the rest of the day.

And then any time after 18 seem to also be a rush as people just grabbed dinner and are looking for some fun before they go home.

Personally? I usually only go to an AMP on my day off. So I shoot for late 10 or 14-15 as that works out well for running errands and then heading home for a quick shower.

That said, when I have been on travel I have had really good luck going between 16 and 18. Ghost town, my pick of providers, and no rush or interruptions. Chatting with a few of the friendlier providers, that seems to be pretty normal. My working theory is that is when everyone is driving around and locals are extra wary of someone recognizing them entering or leaving.

**Iamme Iam** · 06-07-23 17:30

Originally Posted by Perving [View Original Post]

When do you think is the best time to visit an AMP? When do you think they are the least busiest? I just hate interruptions. Seems all the reviews are when they visit in the afternoon or evening. Wondering about mid mornings.

I would suggest it depends on what type of level of service you are looking for. I have a local rotation for FS visits, in those cases I either arrive at opening time or within an hour. Why? Because of DATY, I don't want to depend on the woman doing a perfect job cleaning themselves. In the past, I had a few women who offered more than FS, and I would call the day before, and arrive 1 hour before opening. That was so I could shower with the lady (only a few table shower AMPs in my area) and enjoy all the services they offered. BBFS is frequently available, but there are more than a few factors to get you to that point, sometimes its just cash, in NYC / NJ it is available for $50-$100 extra. Sometimes a regular gets extra's like BBFS, although it's rare to get a decent BBBJ in the AMPs, I have gotten good ones, but few are really skilled. None of the ladies have offered Greek, but I have gotten that a few times, because of years of visiting those women.

If you are looking for a straight Happy Ending HJ, well anytime will work, but better not to go if there are more than a few cars in the parking lot, I hate waiting, or having an old MMS type start and then another woman takes over.

If you are looking to establish a friendship type relationship, then see if the woman will trade phone numbers, I get calls regularly from a few AMPs when they are slow and they are looking for clients. Another suggestion for a good visit is to learn a few words, if Chinese Shay-Shay is thanks, Nee How and say the womans name is a great way to start a visit. Same goes for Korean ladies, even a few words gets you noticed, and remembered. Don't be afraid to tell a few things about yourself, career, family, kids, etc. I visited a local AMP and the woman was a return for 10 days to fill in due to medical issues by the MMS, she recognized me, remembered my career and a family fact about Asia. She wasted no time getting down to fun, said she hadn't enjoyed sex in some time, and said, "no condom, don't tell the MMS". Use caution here about reviews that may help them identify you, could find yourself banned (happened to me with one woman, for 2 years, I mentioned she had the longest nipples locally, she took offense) . If you are single, let them know, and don't be afraid to ask if you like a woman if she wants to go out for a meal on their day / part of a day off. I see a Korean woman regularly, she asks questions about my wife almost every visit, she wants to feel like I am not "cheating"? I have mentioned my wife is out of state a few times and the AMP K woman has gone way beyond her HJ only spa. She doesn't provide FS or BJs so, no condoms, so, I was thrilled when she uses her mouth and "worship" might be applicable to her services. She allowed me to do DATY once, but then disclosed she doesn't enjoy sex. Her partner follows the HJ rules, but recently allowed pants off and FIV and said she had an orgasm. Other questions, let me know, sorry for the diatribe.

**Perving** · 06-07-23 11:08

When do you think is the best time to visit an AMP? When do you think they are the least busiest? I just hate interruptions. Seems all the reviews are when they visit in the afternoon or evening. Wondering about mid mornings.

**BBShaq** · 05-03-23 05:33

Originally Posted by JohnnyUtahX [View Original Post]

I'll just say this is hypothetical ya know? Is it normal for a first time visit for the massage therapist to make out with you and not discuss anything?

God you're lucky.

**JohnnyUtahX** · 04-08-23 09:27

I'll just say this is hypothetical ya know? Is it normal for a first time visit for the massage therapist to make out with you and not discuss anything?

**Shogun Hua** · 03-20-23 20:56

Originally Posted by DaiRyuu [View Original Post]

I am trying to see if I can take the pump and ring to AMP for more mileage. Any comments or suggestions!

Stay safe and be wise.

I'd only try this with a provider that you have lots of history with and where you guys can speak the same language clearly. Typically they want you out of there as soon as possible, so getting more mileage, may not be their plan.

**DaiRyuu** · 03-13-23 20:34

I am trying to see if I can take the pump and ring to AMP for more mileage. Any comments or suggestions!

Stay safe and be wise.

**DudLee** · 02-23-23 14:31

I'd go to Meis on Pacific around 40th. Suki is a gorgeous little 20 something with amazing orange size tits and tight little holes she doesn't let you in. Very enthusiastic HJ though. If you only want a HJ she's your gal.

Originally Posted by Cwasalt3 [View Original Post]

It seems like everywhere is either a FS joint or a they do both but they resent you for not spending the money for a FS. In other states I've lived in there are joints where you can get a simple 1 hour massage with a HE. Is that a thing in Tacoma, or has the market completely dried up for that kind of thing?

**Ray Alan** · 12-31-22 10:19

Originally Posted by Katanakana [View Original Post]

How much, if any, grooming you all do before a potential TUMA visit?

I just make sure I poop before the visit and wash really really well before I head out. I have never had this treatment without a gloved hand.

**Katanakana** · 12-29-22 11:03

How much, if any, grooming you all do before a potential TUMA visit?

**JimmyReagan73** · 09-22-22 21:00

Originally Posted by AlbanyBull1 [View Original Post]

OK guys, How clean is the clean-up towel? Is it ever washed?

I wouldn't go crazy wiping your face with it and rubbing it in your eyes, but just think of the logistics: The easiest way to make a hot towel is to soak it in water and toss it in the microwave briefly. While the towel probably isn't getting heated up enough to fully disinfect it (mostly because it would then hurt like hell to use), it is likely on the order of washing your hands with non / cheap antibacterial soap.

And keep in mind that the providers handle the same towels and use them to wipe off the oil from the massage and any shit or dirt on your body before letting you fuck them. Why would they want to cover the body that will be rubbing up against them in dried up semen and ball sweat?

Its similar to the logic behind "They are refilling water bottles and giving you the ones they use to douche". Mostly that is based on paranoia and misogyny and would involve the providers putting a lot more effort in than just ordering a few cases of water a week from amazon.