2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #3942]

So Cash what Nationality do you think this RA is?
That address seems like there's no commercial buildings around there but I don't know the area that well, or do you think this is at a private apartment?

I haven't been to the places in SJC you mention hoever the few times I've been to OT in SJC I've always enjoyed it and the varied talents down there, and I like the place overall . It's clean and ya gotta love those heated tables!

Marvelous

I know shes asian, since she called me friday to see if I wanted to see her on beach blvd in costa mesa. Dont know the exact adress, I didnt ask since it was a message.

SJC Yes the heated tables are great. Just that place needs a photo line-up of all the women. I dont know half of them.

Still looking for that hot asian with an ass that drop her clothes....oh and cooks too.

Hey has anyone been to any of the places in Dana Point lately?? Nothing special just wondering if any changed or if there are any girls there I should see.
Theres also that place thats on brookhurst way close to the beach. Ad says accu and massage. Its in the paper. Its in a weird spot. I think Ive been down there before and there like a 7-11 a big apartment building and then some little med buildings. Guess someone there wants some extra cash.
Went and saw kelly on broadway cause I needed to smile. She was very hot of course. Thats all I need to say. im not telling anyone to go there. I just like her.
Happy New Year guys and try not to have sex with an old lady.

[OC Fun Seeker]

Strange thing today. I went by 1076 at around 4 in the afternoon and the door was locked.

Does anybody know if something happened?

Or did they just close up early for the holiday?

Just wondering

OC Fun Seeker

[Jeff 71]

4500 Campus Drive in Newport Beach is the southeast edge of SNA airport. Classic location for MP. 4500 Campus Drive in Irvine is residential. Not likely that she meant Irvine. Just my $.02.

[Marvelous88]

[QUOTE=Cash Value]So i called this new place in the outcall section of the OCregister. It says free table shower and massage but its 85$. She gives me an adress of 4500 campus dr. Well she calles me back a few hours before the time and says she hasnt got the lease for the place.

So Cash what Nationality do you think this RA is?
That address seems like there's no commercial buildings around there but I don't know the area that well, or do you think this is at a private apartment?

I haven't been to the places in SJC you mention hoever the few times I've been to OT in SJC I've always enjoyed it and the varied talents down there, and I like the place overall . It's clean and ya gotta love those heated tables!

Marvelous

[Member #3942]

So i called this new place in the outcall section of the OCregister. It says free table shower and massage but its 85$. She gives me an adress of 4500 campus dr. Well she calles me back a few hours before the time and says she hasnt got the lease for the place. It was delayed. So she says she can come over. Well I have 2 roomates so thats out. Anyway was interesting that she woould come over. Have no idea what she looks like or anything. I do know she likes to talk a lot. Says she should have the lease all taken care of today. Wonder if its any good.

You know the places in SJC? There are 2 that are related to each other. One is next to a resturant and the other is down the street upstairs. Well they swap girls all week and this time I went to the resturant one again. I had this older lady Tina. She wore a dress and was pretty good. Fair massage with touching and well there is more then normal. I also saw Vivian when I walked in there. Shes short and really kinda cute. I had her before lots of times. But never had more then HJ from her. If anyone knows or has had more from Viv let me know. She looked really good when I was in there. She never wears a dress or I would have her all the time.

[Herb Surfs]

Slicker:

You are absolutely right.

I thought that because I was in a big apartment complex that it was safe but in retrospect; I was thinking with the wrong head.

Herb

That must have been a weird experience but I would have bail if I were you. You never know if the are setting up to rob while you were naked! Be careful next time caused something similiar happened to me while I was butt naked.

Slicker.

[PotShot]

AFF is a scam. I have signed up for their free membership several times just to surf their porn archives for free and have gotten the same old bait emails from the same dinks over and over again even though I created different profiles each time. You can't respond to any unless you are a paid member. Which I never was.

Most of the female profiles are bogus with pics scarfed off the web. As a perveyor of porn I have gotten pretty good at identifying pics I've seen elsewhere. Save your money. I have never heard of anyone scoring off that site but I have heard of a lot of guys getting jerked around by it.

Happy Hoin!

[Roman]

Hi Roman,

There are tons of very good looking girls in SJC and SFO in Craigslist. How does that work out?

One Wing - interesting. Not sure. I've heard most of the girls on
Craigslist are Robs. I could believe that in more urban areas but
not in SJC which is about as exciting as a tourist trap. Thanks
for the tip. I'll check around and write back if I find anything.

Anyone ever done anything with adult friend finder???

ROMAN

[City Slicker]

That must have been a weird experience but I would have bail if I were you. You never know if the are setting up to rob while you were naked! Be careful next time caused something similiar happened to me while I was butt naked.

Slicker.

Bored at the office yesterday so I started purusing CL, Exotic section.

Came across a non-photo ad for a massuse in a private apartment in Costa Mesa:Mary 1/2 black, 1/2 white. $100.00 for an hour. I've seen her ad in the theraputic section of CL but never in the Exotic. So I thought WTF.

Called her, set up a time and I went to a dumpy apartment behind El Pollo Loco at Bristol and Baker in CM.

Went inside, there was a dude/thug in the living room, she said don't worry he's my brother, he does massage in the other bedroom...... okay..a gay thug.

Went into a dumpy bedroom where the bed was pushed against a window and a massage table was set up in an akward place. She said go ahead and take all of your clothes off; which was a good sign. She stood there while I undressed.

She was alright looking in the face, body seemed okay, she was wearing a baggy top, but jeans made her ass look good.

Made lots of conversation, she seemed cool, but kept answering the phone as it kept ringing every 3 minutes.....thanks fellow mongers. One of the calls was "her brother" in the other room wanting to know if evertything was cool. Said she had a guy try to kill her recently so he sticks around while she works. Sweet, some big thug in the next room while I'm getting a relaxing massage.

Anyway, massage was average, then on the flip, she asks me if I want her to take her top off, and of course I say yes. She says that will be $80 more. I agreed, she goes over and gets my pants off of the bed and makes me give her the money then. So by now of course the romance is gone.

Tops now off, nice little titties, but her stomach was discusting. Stretched like she gave birth to an elephant, not attractive and definately not worth $80.

She then touched my cock and asks if I'm a cop???? A little ass backwards, but whatever, I say no she starts the HJ. Good hj while I was breastfeeding.

I blew she used a little kleenex to wipe me off, not enough kleenex by the way.

I got dressed, we said our pleasantries and I left. I passed her next appointment on the sidewalk on the way to my car. Thats always comfortable.

Summation: Not a real pleasant experience with the dude in the next room and a very expensive handjob as well. I won't be going back, nor would I recommend her.

I'm going to stick with the MP's where they have hot towels in crock pots!!!

Be safe.

[Herb Surfs]

Bored at the office yesterday so I started purusing CL, Exotic section.

Came across a non-photo ad for a massuse in a private apartment in Costa Mesa:Mary 1/2 black, 1/2 white. $100.00 for an hour. I've seen her ad in the theraputic section of CL but never in the Exotic. So I thought WTF.

Called her, set up a time and I went to a dumpy apartment behind El Pollo Loco at Bristol and Baker in CM.

Went inside, there was a thug in the living room, she said don't worry he's my brother, he does massage in the other bedroom...... okay..a gay thug.

Went into a dumpy bedroom where the bed was pushed against a window and a massage table was set up in an akward place. She said go ahead and take all of your clothes off; which was a good sign. She stood there while I undressed.

She was alright looking in the face, body seemed okay, she was wearing a baggy top, jeans made her ass look good.

Made lots of conversation, she seemed cool, but kept answering the phone as it kept ringing every 3 minutes.....thanks fellow mongers. One of the calls was "her brother" in the other room wanting to know if everything was cool. Said she had a guy try to kill her recently so he sticks around while she works. Sweet, some big thug in the next room while I'm getting a "relaxing massage".

Anyway, massage was average, then on the flip, she asks me if I want her to take her top off, and of course I say yes. She says that will be $80 more. I agreed, she goes over and gets my pants off of the bed and makes me give her the money right then. So by now of course the romance is gone.

Her top is now off, nice little titties, but her stomach was discusting. Stretched like she gave birth to an elephant, not attractive and definately not worth the extra $80.

She then touched my cock and asks if I'm a cop???? A little ass backwards, but whatever, I say no she starts the HJ. Good hj while I was breastfeeding.

I blew she used a little kleenex to wipe me off, not enough kleenex by the way.

I got dressed, we said our pleasantries and I left. I passed her next appointment on the sidewalk on the way to my car. Thats always comfortable.

Summation: Not a real pleasant experience with the dude in the next room and a very expensive handjob ($180) as well. I won't be going back, nor would I recommend her.

I'm going to stick with the MP's where they have hot towels in crock pots!!!

Be safe.

[Fe Maiden]

Also went to (this is in code...HA) the place on Rom Dr. with the free table splash. I had Kasey who was pretty hot for a 30ish chinese. She was at my head and I heard her breathing hard. So I rubbed more on her ass while I slipped my hand some between her legs. She breathed harder, and then started pressing her body into my head. So I pulled her more and moved her around some. Her breathing got out of controll. She moved to my side where I continued the light rub on her sexy legs. Ok, to make it short, I got her pants off and she lifted her leg over my head. She said she couldnt take it anymore. She went ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hmm, guess she was drunk? I dont know but it was good. A little pricey but its worth trying once or twice.

Sounds like fun! Could you please PM me some more info on this place? I frequent 301 but its getting "boring."

[Bbbjlvr]

Got off work early on Thursday (12/22), so decided to get a little relaxation. Cruised over to Vick's to see if I could see Angel. This was my third time to Vick's, and thought it might be the charm. I was wrong.

Asked for Angel, was led to back room. Mms took house fee. A thick girl walked in, and I said "Angel?" She said no, and backed out. I got undressed, showered and layed down (with no towel). Angel came in. Late 20's, small b-cups, kind of cute, a little baby-fat. She started the massage and asked a lot of questions. At first I didn't think anything of it because they were the typical questions like had I been there before, when, with who. Then she started asking me for physical descriptions of the girls I had been with. It started getting really irritating. Then I realized that the massage was pretty good, and that the relaxation part was heading down the wrong path. She wouldn't let me touch her, and she was wearing underwear.

On the flip, she covered me with a towel. When I moved it, she moved it back. When the massage ended, she asked if there was anything else I wanted massaged. I moved the towel and pointed. She said no, we don't do that here. I insisted, and she made the hand gesture for $ by rubbing her finger and thumb together. I knew this was a bad sign because they had never asked up front before. I handed her 0.8, she left the room, and was gone for what seemed like hours. At that point I was getting nervous about a sting. But she returned. I got CBJ, no DATY, no touching tits, no licking tits, no kissing, mish, and refusal for other positions. Then she rushed me to finish. Not very relaxing. Not a very good experience, and probably will not return to Vick's.

To her defense, after all was said and done, she explained that she had never seen me and thought I might be LE. She said that since I was in shape with short hair, it was suspicious.

At any rate, there is better service to be had elsewhere, so like I said, I probably won't return.

[Flu Shot]

Ortega - got shut out for the first time in six years. Must have thought I was LE. Used to a good massage and release. Very disappointing. Don't ask for Sabrina.

4 hands - strong Chinese lady who thinks a plaid shirt with striped pants is a good look. Used to get the best ball massage on stomach at this place. Now nothing. Don't bother.

PCH Ac - lots of new blood. None of it good. Sonia is the best, but don't expect much.

PHC therapy - lots of turnover. Jennifer was the best, but off to jail or China or somewhere. The rest, hit or miss.

Dana Health - new ownership, same old hags. Avoid.

Stress - do it yourself, unless you've been there before.

Capo - WTF. Hot chicks but nothing. Save your money.

SCl. - decent massage, good Hj, good value $50 +

LeJard (CM) - Ria, good job, bad attitude; only go if you can stand lots of garlic.

PM if you want to exchange info in so oc.

[davek]

Alice did a great job for me. Maybe her lips were tired? I dont know. Always you know what from her. Guess it was an off day or something. Her skin is kind of flaky anyway. Not smooth has plenty of rough spots. Better luck next time?

Still waiting for a new place report. Was up north where there is nothing. But on the way I did stop in the Nard and had some fun. There are some ads in the OCweekly. One place is on alicia pkw but I guess its not open yet. Havnt been to anyplace where the girls wear shorts for a while. They all wear jeans now? I seen lots with the scrubs or sweats. Guess its too cold or I need to look more.

Well thanks for the advice anyway. Maybe Alice was being coy since it was the first time she saw me. But of course as you mentioned there is better than her if you have to work on it though multiple visits. As mentioned the only place I go to nowadays is Oetega and its getting old as theres no one great (as least for me since I perfer white). I heard theres alot of pretty good asians there that will pretty much do anything from Lauri who I usually see but don't have names. Do you know anything about the place you can see around Lake Forest Blvd from the freeway, I've been thinking about looking into that one.

[Member #3942]

Went to Lake Forest Body center about a week ago and saw Alice who I heard good things obout. Well I was disappointed, she did let me play with her tits, but keep covering me up avoiding any touch. All I got from her was what seemed like a reluctant HJ which she made sure she keep me covered with the small cover up napkin or whatever it is. ANyway afterwards said she enjoyed seeing me and come back again. I think not. The recommendation I was given led me to expect alot me.

Alice did a great job for me. Maybe her lips were tired? I dont know. Always you know what from her. Guess it was an off day or something. Her skin is kind of flaky anyway. Not smooth has plenty of rough spots. Better luck next time?

Still waiting for a new place report. Was up north where there is nothing. But on the way I did stop in the Nard and had some fun. There are some ads in the OCweekly. One place is on alicia pkw but I guess its not open yet. Havnt been to anyplace where the girls wear shorts for a while. They all wear jeans now? I seen lots with the scrubs or sweats. Guess its too cold or I need to look more.