2005 Archived General Reports

[Holy Sheite]

Drove down Broadway on my way to the airport Saturday evening about 6:30 and was surprised at the number of girls and quality of what I saw. Seems that there were about 6 to 8 girls working that were all between 4 and 8 on the ole peter meeter. This included two wsw, about 4 bsw and one really hot hsp that was opening her blouse to show a hefty set of signs showing she was open for business

There was no sign of the normaly heavy CPD presence that has been out lately. Don't know if it was the time of day or if they are all on break, but it was certainly looking up from previous visits.

[Dem Gnomes]

I posted the following on a private discussion forum recently, but it seems generally useful:
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I made my inaugural trip to PH2 (aka CH) tonight.

IMO, it's way overrated at night. Which is not to say that some of the ratings are false, but I can see where separating the wheat from the chaff could be costly.

Maybe that's just because I've been at PH for so long, and the marginal cost of rating new dancers is lower. The thought of paying for all those "new" dancers at once might be pissing me off.

But there's also the fact that some of the girls are WAY not on the program. I and a friend went back with 4 Russian/E. European girls, and I got decent service from one. (The friend, zero.) Brazilians/Latinas seems to be better, but it was still 50/50.

I did meet one brazilian lovely, V--, who was apparently completely new -- she acted like she'd never given a couch dance before, except for being really paranoid about the curtains not completely closing. I snatched some hairclips from a side-wall that had too many and closed the front "door" and she calmed down a bit. Beyond that, she had a great ass but no idea how to use it without careful instruction in Portuspanglish.

Executive summary:

Minuses:

1. Avoid the Slavic accents. Period.

2. Not all Latinas are created equal.

3. Any dancer whose name starts with 'V' is probably going to be clued
in within the next few days and start giving crappy service. Beware.

4. The "playah" quotient is pretty high. There's a lot of younger guys
who learned their etiquette watching rap videos and gangster movies.

5. The "gentlemens club" quotient is considerably higher than at PH. It hasn't reflected itself directly in higher costs -- the cover charge is in the PH range -- but I wouldn't be surprised if either (1) the decor rotted for lack of new stuff; or (2) costs shot up in 6 to 12 months when the "expenses" bill came in.

6. My last dance I spent a little time getting dressed and chatting with my dancer. The fact that there's no "we're done" light as there is at PH means that the dance girl rang up an extra dance on us. I've seen reports on this, and was surprised by the complaints, but now I'm more sympathetic to them. After getting used to "thanks, blah blah blah, here's your money, blah blah blah" at PH, it's a shock that they're billing for that.

I was irked a little early on by the cloud of guys hanging out at the CD monitor's stand chatting with the girls as they paid out. Now it makes sense -- leave your fly unzipped and your shirt unbuttoned and race to the CD girl's stand to finish getting dressed. (Idiots.)

7. The sign at the CD girl's stand, "Don't talk to the CD girl, it's distracting. " Could you just come out and say, "We hire stupid people? "

8. They don't have the intercom thing figured out. At PH, there is an intercom connecting the DJ booth with the CD room. Even after they installed that, it took like a year for the fucking idiot DJs to figure out how to schedule the dancers. I can't count the number of times tonight that I heard, "Alice to the front stage. Oh, you've got Alice? Betty to the front stage. What, you've got her, too? Charice to the front stage. Her too? Debby to the front stage. Okay, Elaine to the stage, please. No? Franchesca? "

They need to buy the two-way intercoms and teach the DJs how to use them.

9. There were a lot of girls I recognized from the PH -- that I didn't like.

On the plus side:

1. The kitchen is open late, and they make good chicken wings and mozzarella sticks.

2. The place was pretty packed so even though we were at a stage-side table, we didn't get swarmed for dolla-dolla-dolla crap. There was some of that, and some of the "come up here and now give me a dollar" bullshit from the dancers onstage, but once you're used to the 'feel' of the place it's easy to manage.

3. Extreme (the short fat dancer, mentioned recently, from PH) and Armani (the skinny black dancer from PH, now with new moderately-sized bolt-ons) were both working and were both willing to pretend to be glad to see us.

4. The manager seemed friendly enough.

5. The bouncers had their wand set on "big-block V8" apparently, since it didn't pick up anything else I was carrying that normally causes the TSA wands to go apeshit.

6. There were a lot of girls I recognized from the PH -- that I did like.

All in all, I'm willing to go back. But I have to say it's more for the atmospheric stuff -- friendly people, nice decor, etc. -- than for the service level. That, to me at least, seems about the same. (At least on Wednesday evenings.)

Dem Ambivalent Gnomes

[JR Long]

Was cruising down Broadway recently when I spotted Maria. I've picked her up in the past but it's been about 6 months since I've seen her in Camden. She dyed her hair a platinum blonde. She's in her early twenties, cute, very petite, about 5'0" 100lbs with pierced nipples. Well, she tells me that she's been in north jersey the last few months. She asks me to drive her to this spot that she knows which will be safe. So since I know her, we drive there. When we get there I see another car park there with a guy in the car so I drive by and don't park. She gets upset and said that she won't do a date anywhere else. I suggest a couple of other spots but then she just asks me to drive her back to where I picked her up.

Afterwards, I began to wonder if she was setting me up to get jacked. Well, be careful of this!

[Cruznll]

Probably the worst time to do the run from the terminal all the way up . As kids are getting out from school. Saw a few wsw that I have seen many of times and never attempt to pick up as they are about 4/5 on scale and you would have to be very brave to do as they are hanging right next to the school (To each there own). Keep sieng the same Dark hair brunette always sitting up by the church/park, May try her soon keep ya posted.

Anyone have a local Incall (CBJ) provider they could private message me with and not a $ $$ $$$ GFE/PSE. I am talking monger price, if i wanted to go broke i would be in a pa amp once a week .. THnx

[Dr Dong]

Ive seen her out there before. Definitely not a cop....that doesnt mean that the cruiser wasnt.

[Cruznll]

For some reason the only action that was going on was by the park , but i am not about to pick up a SW when kids are walking down the street who just got out of school.

Wanted to pick this one up saw her between Atlantic and the park 3pm'sh but she kept pacing about 40yards from a black unmanned/unmarked cruiser (Dead give away spotlight on mirror and plates on vehicle) She did not look like a regular any ideas. Not sure if the pic will do her justice but was a 7/8on sw scale but she just did not look right out there if ya know what I mean.

Anyone have any luck down by the terminal around 12-1ish (afternoons) seems like a few out there but also lots of commotion.

[Little Conner]

Anyone heard of a new AMP on in Lawrenceville NJ. Coming to area soon and a friend heard of a new place opening there.

Not familar with NJ so I don't know if I am on the right location.

Any help appreciated.

If it's the one on Business Route 1, don't bother. Waste of time, at least when I went. Pick up the local Trentonian Paper and look in the back of the classifieds. There's a couple of RMP's in there that are pretty good. Most are RT, but have been able to get FS at a few, but hard. If you are looking for FS at an MP, its a little harder to come by in the area.

[Aruba Jack]

Anyone heard of a new AMP on in Lawrenceville NJ. Coming to area soon and a friend heard of a new place opening there.

Not familar with NJ so I don't know if I am on the right location.

Any help appreciated.

[NENY Troller]

I was in Camden Thursday night during the continuing rainstorm. Drove up Broadway at 730 pm and found Nicki (Shorty). BSW, 4'6" short little women with nice ass and great tits. Had a bit of a belly on her but she was on the rag and I did little more exploring. Gave me a nice covered bj for .3. I told her I was really looking for full service and she recommended I try to find TY, her friend. She explained she was the hottest thing on the street. Short like her but young, clean and fun. She said the rest of the girls were all crack and H injecting ******.

I took Shorty to her place and decided to try and find TY. Drove up and down Broadway a few times and saw at least a dozen girls each time, none of them to my liking, none of them would I want in my car. I took a break and went to the 6th Street Martini bar for a few.

At about 11pm I head back down Broadway. Bingo! On the corner of Line and Broadway is what I was looking for. "Sherri" is a BSW of high caliber stripper quality. She is about 5', maybe 105#, 32 b/c 's, beautiful face, fun, and stoned! She was eating Chinese food because she had the munchies. She tells me she's from North Carolina and would like to go back someday. She lives with her mother and is going to be 21 next week.

We head to my hotel, which is about 15 minutes away. No problem with her. She's dressed in white pants that hug her perfect ass and legs, see through top and a see through bra all covered up by a black parka. We get to the hotel and I offer her .5 and she's offended. We negotiate to .8 and normally that's about double what I would normally pay for F/S but not knowing the rates in Camden and having one of the hottest SW's I've ever been with sitting there it was kind of like "What the F***". I wasn't disappointed. We lit up another joint (mine) and had a cocktail. She asked to use the bathroom and the shower. No problem. She spent about 20 minutes taking a shower and came out with only a black G-string. Wow what a body! She put a cover on my joint and then blew me in a 69 position. Now I won't DATY with a SW but what a sight. Her tight little muff was totally shaved and smelled as fresh as the rest of her body. I was tempted but didn't partake. After about 10 minutes I don't want to wait any longer to probe her puss with my tool. She gets on the edge of the bed and I try to get it in from behind. It takes a lot of effort on both of our parts because she is sooo tight. Wow! She's so tight I feel constricted and can't finish from behind. I want her on top but she says the first time with someone it's only form behind. She ends up finishing me with her mouth.

On the way back to drop her off she gives me her digits and says to call her next time and she will be more adventurous.

I didn't look at the digits until the next morning and at the bottom of the paper she wrote her name as TY. I really found what I was looking for.

NENY

[L Knit]

Heading to berlin NJ. this friday around noon looking to stroll in Camden or anywhere convenient. Been reading this board and seems lively in Camden. Any reccomendations appreciated for sw's or good providers. Can reciprocate to anyone comming to the no. va area. Thanks.

[High Pockets]

Did the Broadway stroll again today after a long absence..around 11:30/noon. Lots of WSW's all along, from Morgan up to the terminal. Saw a slim cutie just below Atlantic, but it was too near my start, so I motored north. Must have been 6 or7 out there, any of which I would have gone for. Circled back, and the above-noted cutie was still there. I pulled around the corner and she got in. Called Trish, Very small and slim, nice boobs, about 30, brown hair in two bunches, face about 7/8, just my style. After the usual questions, we agreed to the el cheapo motel on 130. She took a VERY long shower (I know there was something else going on in there). Then a fairly decent massage. Then down to business, which began with a CBJ, then FS. Nice noises to go along. I could have done half a Ben, but I was feeling generous, and she was so cute, so I donated 3 Jacksons. Will definitely go there again. As I was driving her back, saw lots more, different WSW's. The choices are there, gents.
Forgot to say: didn't see any LE at all!
HP

[Xray]

Hello,

Did the Broadway run a couple times recently. Best time is still around dusk when the most sw feel comfortable and the regular are coming out. LE is noticable but not heavy. Went with Camille- Cute nice implants 50$ gave number service okay. Next, was Shelly young girl said she was 22, husband was out pimping her great service very into for 80$ long time but talked way too much.

Xray

[Xray]

Hello,
I went to Adult world on route 30 Near AC. My first time I was there. I went with Nadine, Who has the largest tits I have seen in along time. Tan double g's. I went in the back with her for 120$ I was able to have my way with those huge fun bags some fingering and a hj. Well, worth it, if you are breast man. Next time I went there, huge dissappointment. There is only two girls there at a time. Chanpane and sabrina, 5s or 6s, went for the cheaper session with sabrina total rip off, went in small disgusting room, constant pressure to give more gave alittle more for nothing, just constant sale pitch. Stay away from these two. Nadine was worth it.

Xray

[High Pockets]

JR,

Lots to choose from! I never see that many at once, so what day and time was all this happening?

HP

[JR Long]

Seen some of the old regulars down on Broadway recently.

Down near Morgan Blvd, spotted Camille. A pretty brunette, 5'3" with long brown hair and green eyes. Late twenties...early thirties. Said that she was a former dancer with nice implants. Average service.

Also near Morgan, Katie: Early to mid twenties, thin dirty blonde hair. Nice body bad teeth. Said she use to stroll K Ave in philly. Decent service but she definitely could have used a bath.

Near Broadway and Atlantic, Ellen, a pretty, short, blonde. Probably late twenties. Big ass if you like them that way.

Broadway near Royden, Grace: Petite brunette, 5' good service, been on the street a while and it shows now.