2005 Archived General Reports

[Speck]

So this past weekend, I was usually up until 4 or 5am and hit nearly every Fremont St. Casino late night after 11pm...Lady Luck, Fitzgeralds, Four Queens, Golden Nugget, Fremont, Binions, LV Club, and Plaza. My main focus is gambling, but I was certainly keeping an eye out for some action. In past trips I have only ever seen two girls working these places. One crack ho at Binions(When it was still the Horseshoe and beers at the rectangle bar were $1) who I passed on because I didn't want my friends laughing at me. We were all chilling at that bar and she waved me over. The other was a higher end girl at Golden Nugget.

This weekend, I saw nothing. Anyone have any kind of info about what I should consider? I'm tired of $200-300 a night to stay on the strip. I can get a roomy, ok place at LV Club comped. I'm also tired of the sorry state of gambling in general on the strip. The only thing I'm not tired of is the easy access to poon that will come to your room. So if I can find that, downtown is my place for the time being.

[Vanderley]

That free news·paper is called CITY LIFE

Thanks for the correction. I meant to say LAS VEGAS WEEKLY, the free over-sized MAGAZINES scattered all over town.

[Cienega32]

If you can't get to step one(approaching the cg or vice versa) they ain't gonna know what you are spending.

So you mean that a poor slob dressed in old denim shorts & shirt with deck shoes won't get hit on at the $5 machines if he appears to be at home with spending money easily?

And if your outside it ain't how you dress as much as it is how you carry yourself. A lot of folks need to carry themselves with the way they dress - others do it with their personna.

They ain't looking for a prom date - they want money. Period. No offense to your philosophy but I think most of the girls will look at it as "That's someone that's trying to dress to make me think he has money to spend" There are pretenders and contenders and sometimes the twain do meet but one does not make the other.

I, myself, thnk that your advice is perfect for picking up chicks in the local sports bar tho'.

As long as you don't smell or aren't offensive in nature you'll have a shot if you can carry it. And lose the 'stache? It's the attitude not the 'stache or the dress code that works.

The reason why they try to avoid us older, self confident (not cocky - confident) guys for 100 or 200 is because they know we will get our money's worth out of them and leave them tired, sore and loose.

Walk softly and carry a big stick...

[Wastrel]

Well, I'm at least (ahem) twice the age of most Strip working girls, and whenever I show the slightest sign of interest in a CW on the Strip, a nod or glance or smile or a "wazzup honey" or a raised eyebrow while checking her assets, any little hint, they are all over me immediately like spots on dice. I don't (usually) care to dress like a complete slob, but I don't exactly strut around in tailored Armani suits all night long either. Maybe the silver-gray hairs in my moustache look more distinguished than most, or perhaps it's just my overall animal magnetism. But I doubt it.

Maybe it's just 'cause I'm attracted to such tramps. That could be.

Still, if it ever becomes a problem for me, I don't think I'll go back to shaving. I'll probably just try to take up that fancy paper folding Orygasmic or whatchamacallit thing. With a hundred dollar bill. Sounds like something I could practice while comfortably seated at a casino bar, without having to remove the cigar sticking out of the middle of my face. I've been meaning to find someone who can silk screen an image of a C-note onto a plain white cotton shirt for me. I don't wear t-shirts around town much, but I'd like to see what kind of fan club I might attract strolling down the Strip with that portrait of Mr. Franklin on my chest. Perhaps with "Here for the convention?" inscribed on the back.

Or I’ll follow along in the wake behind some fashionable young dude and scoop up his discarded rejects for some trashy fun.

I'll admit that I really do miss the days when even racetracks, such as the club house and box seats at Santa Anita and the turf club terrace at Hollywood Park, actually enforced dress codes for horseplayers who wanted to get upstairs, but I don't think a snappy fedora is still the fashion accessory that I'm supposed to use to attract the dolls these days, is it?

[Speck]

They don't give a sh!t what label is in your shirt - only what president is in your pants.

If you can't get to step one(approaching the cg or vice versa) they ain't gonna know what you are spending.

[Cienega32]

Oh, one bit of advice: The girls really gravitate towards the young guys. I am thinking that they are hitting up the older guys at the high end places for big bucks, but for $100-200, they do not want to deal with older guys. I am not a great looking guy, but I do look to be in my 20's. I noticed a couple of guys in their 40's doing the same thing I was doing....walking up and down the strip after 3am. These guys were getting approached by zero cg's. First off, members only jackets went out of style about 20 years ago. Second, if you look cheap...like you are going to bargain....what cg is going to touch you? Its so simple to update your look without buying expensive stuff...501's with plain black t-shirt or polo shirt works just fine. So does plain black slacks with a grey or navy blue long sleeve dress shirt. Wear black socks and black leather Dockers shoes with either. In fact, follow this advice on fashion at other times too. Nothing trendy, expensive, or difficult. Just a way to blend in and look appropriate. So simple, and so easy to look halfway decent.

Any oh yeah, lose the moustache. It makes you look like LE.

I find I can off-set my lack of fashion sense with my uncanny knack at Oragami & paper mache' landscapes. It is quite the ice-breaker in those situations.

Want some better advice? Walk around with a camera like you've never seen the place before.

They don't give a sh!t what label is in your shirt - only what president is in your pants.

[Speck]

Ok, tons of cg's out in every hotel and also on the strip from Harrahs to Alladdin. Just the quality was bad. Walking from Harrahs to Alladdin, crossing the street into Bellagio, and back to Harrahs, I got approached by at least 10 cg's. Problem was, most were not attractive. There was one amazing hottie late(like 4:30 am) at Bellagio. She had this small body frame and a HUGE rack. As I was wondering how this could be, I looked down to see her very pregnant belly. Damm. I briefly contemplated hitting it(she was really pretty) and decided against. I rolled back down to Alladdin and then to the bridge from Ballys to BC. I saw two really good looking girls hanging out on a wall in front of Ballys. They did not make good eye contact so I continued on. It was obvious there were hookers, but they were dressed and looked like strippers. One even had implants. I guess as soon as they saw me, they started after me because by the time I got on the escalator, they were right behind me. I eventually passed as I thought they were too good to be true, and I did not feel like dropping $300+ anyway. In retrospect, I should have tried for a $200 or $250 bargain with one only. It probably would not have flown, but it could not have hurt to try. I saw another wsw in Flamingo. Chubby blonde. I wasn't in the mood for a girl like that. She put my hand on her tits and her cooch, but I told her no thanks, went back to the room, and rubbed one out.

Oh, one bit of advice: The girls really gravitate towards the young guys. I am thinking that they are hitting up the older guys at the high end places for big bucks, but for $100-200, they do not want to deal with older guys. I am not a great looking guy, but I do look to be in my 20's. I noticed a couple of guys in their 40's doing the same thing I was doing....walking up and down the strip after 3am. These guys were getting approached by zero cg's. First off, members only jackets went out of style about 20 years ago. Second, if you look cheap...like you are going to bargain....what cg is going to touch you? Its so simple to update your look without buying expensive stuff...501's with plain black t-shirt or polo shirt works just fine. So does plain black slacks with a grey or navy blue long sleeve dress shirt. Wear black socks and black leather Dockers shoes with either. In fact, follow this advice on fashion at other times too. Nothing trendy, expensive, or difficult. Just a way to blend in and look appropriate. So simple, and so easy to look halfway decent.

Any oh yeah, lose the moustache. It makes you look like LE.

[Bubby]

Day 2

Tuesday of my trip turned out to be fairly uneventful. I started cruising in the early evening and continued off and on until 4 AM. The very decent quality and unexpected quantity that I saw on Monday were nowhere to be found on Tuesday. My travels were mainly Naked City, north Strip ( St Louis to Fremont) Fremont and the Boulder Hwy , and back. The few times I went down Boulder all the way towards Sams, I did witness some activity near the adjacent motels, particularly the Motel 6 next to Az Charlies. Saw 2 or 3 BSW of questionable looks. Its hard to tell because you can't slow down real easily without being obvious to LE. And LE was abundant this night. There were 3 unmarked white LE sedans on Fremont in addition to a lot of marked cars. They also had an unmarked blue minivan. They were mainly grabbing the dealers (not a bad thing) and the hoes were staying off the street.

At about 330 AM I cruised the South strip. Nothing on the street except a handful of tourists and 1 fine BSW/CW entering the Venetian.


One positive note about Tuesday. I called a place for a massage called Massage Pros. It is strictly legit and located just past Decatur on Sahara. It is next to the Las Vegas Athletic Club. $50 + tip for a 1 hour deep tissue massage. It was so good I got a reflexology (feet only, 1/2 hr) on Weds for $25 + tip. I highly recommend this place for a good hard massage at a good price. My masseuse was pretty cute also. Her name was Dawn. 702-220-3322

Day 3

Weds turned out to be an excellent mongering day. I started just after noon on my usual route. The previous selection and acceptable quality had returned.

Let me qualify my "acceptable quality". When it comes to SW, as long as they look OK (a 5 is OK) and their hygiene looks good, count me in.

Anyway, I saw a decent looking WSW on Fremont across from the El Cortez heading towards the Western.

WSW Kim
38yo from Oklahoma. Straight brown hair with glasses. Looked very much like a librarian, but dressed in jeans and a t-shirt. A bit on the heavy side. Did the LE check and we agreed on $60 for 1/2 and 1/2. It was about 2 PM. I told her I had a room at the Strat and she was good to go there. She was very nice and pleasant. We chatted on the way, and I was really happy that I was 2/2 for hoes with good attitudes on this trip. In the room she didn't want to take off her top. She was self-concious because she had some extra weight after having 3 kids. I told her I didn't mind and I wanted to suck her tits. No prob, off goes the shirt. Turned out to be total GFE. She was there a full hour or more, any position, DFK . Once again, I had a hard time finishing, but she never showed any sign of wanting to leave or having somewhere else to go. As it turned out, I didn't cum, but I was still happy witht the service. Plus, it was still early. I took her back to Fremont at 430. Went back to the room to shower and change.

I was up for more mongering later. I started by going back to Foxy Girls. Set up at the bar again and watched the dancers. A pretty girl named Destiny came over to see if I was having any luck at video poker. We chatted until she had to dance. I tipped her at the rail. After her dance, she came over and we talked some more. I asked her for a private dance. We went to the back and got set up. Private dance was the standard $20 and was excellent. Lots of contact and grindage. Plenty of roaming hands and mouth. I had 2 dances, and I think I could have done almost anything. I didn't touch her kitty or anything, but I liked the vibe, like anything goes.
Went out to finish the job I started in the afternoon. It was around 10 PM. There was still action on Fremont. I was doing most of my turnarounds on Boulder just past the Castaways. There were 2 or 3 BSW across from the Castaways, and 1 looked pretty.

BSW Kandy
late 20's from San Diego. She was a little thick, but had a pretty face. Didn't look all cracked out like the other SWs in the area. Once again settled on $60 for 1/2 and 1/2 at my hotel. Once again I scored big time on the attitude. What a nice girl! After picking up jaded, bitchy hoes in LV on previous trips, I was 3/3 this time. When we got to the room, I asked if she could did anything "different"? She asked "You mean,like, my butt?" I said yes, and she said I could have "everything" for $100. I said that works for me. In retrospect, I should have countered with $80, because I'm sure she would have accepted. I was just too excited at my good fortune! It was a great session. She was very skilled at the BJ, she rode me for the straight sex, and I finished in the booty. I think COF would have been included
with "everything", maybe next time. She gave me her digits for my next trip.

After returning to the Strat, I saw security chasing out a CW from the small dance lounge back near the World tower elevators. She was white, blond, a little heavy, wearing a nice skirt, about 35 yo. And she was arguing with them the whole time. It wasn't the uniforms chasing her out, it was 2 guys in suits with 3 uniforms hanging out in the wings. I guess the Strat doesn't like working girls.

[PsyberZombie]

If you don't mind what shows up at your door for your party, although I don't recommend it, some of my friends have actually had some success in calling some numbers in the back of City Weekly (free magazines all over town). Just make sure you verify that they are independents and that there are no hidden fees upon arrival

Your Post is full of excellent Advice & Ideas , Vanderlay ; but I do have one little correction to offer =

That free news·paper is called CITY LIFE

It comes out once a week , on Thursdays ; although you won't find it on the Strip because it's for Locals

If you want to skip the Articles , you can read all the Adult Classified Ads on·line

BTW , here's an inner·resting Article from this week's edition , titled =


" You want a lap dance with that? "

[Vanderley]

We're all a little too hard on the newbies here on the boards IMHO. We were all newbies once.

The best thing I can suggest to you kit123 is to go window shopping at a strip club. You're never fully safe calling around a bunch of agencies for a private frat party hoping for extras. You never know what you get, may not be your type, hidden fees, attitude, the works. Go to some strip clubs, find some cool girls, ask around, tip them well, get some leads. You go to a place like the OG, CH2, Cheetahs, everyone knows everybody. There will always be girls willing to give you a bachelor party. Just don't be so conspicuous when asking about extras. When you meet some girls that agree to give you a good party, negotiate. The friendlier and well-mannered you are, the better. You can probably negotiate down pretty low. Make sure you click with them before you agree.

$1.5 to 2 per guy is a normal fee for a standard bachelor party here in town at least from what I've seen. Anything extra will depend on the girl and how much money you're willing to spend. Don't expect sex with a stripper unless you're willing to fork up your bank account. I have some solid leads to a knockout 10 (been on Howard Stern and all) that I've known for years that will give you exactly what you're looking for at a frat party, but you can expect to pay about $500+ per guy. Way more than what you want to spend.

The uglier, the cheaper, the hotter, the pricier. You may have to go look in the lower-end strip clubs to find the prices you're looking for, but hey, you might get lucky with a hottie. Vegas is the worst place for a man on a budget looking for pussy. I like bachelor parties for what they are -- it's a party. If you want to fuck, there are more affortable options around town, a lot of them right there on the casino floor later at night.

If you don't mind what shows up at your door for your party, although I don't recommend it, some of my friends have actually had some success in calling some numbers in the back of City Weekly (free magazines all over town). Just make sure you verify that they are independents and that there are no hidden fees upon arrival.

Good luck, and make sure you report --!

[Bubby]

Day 1

Arrived last Monday. Rented a car at the airport and headed to the Strat by way of Swenson. Just past Twain there was a WSW that actually looked pretty good. Bleached blond, nice body, wearing a skirt. This was around 6:30 PM. I passed and continued to the hotel.

After showering and a little gambling, I decided to warm up at some strip clubs. Cruised Naked City on my way to Cheetahs. (On this 3 day trip I checked out Naked City at various times throughout the day. I saw 1 LSW on Monday,1 BSW on Tues,1 BSW Weds. All were only 4s or 5s). At Cheetahs, there was little action. It was only 9:30 or so. I had a beverage and checked it out from the bar. Quality and quantity were not bad, but I didn't see any deviant laps going on. One guy at the bar near me was feeding on a dancers breasts, but was told by a bouncer to knock it off. Headed out towards the Rhino. On the way I stopped at a little place called Foxy Girls. This is a small club where the customers and dancers all seem to know each other. The girls were decent looking but not great. About 7 working. I played video poker at the bar ($20-free beer) while watching some dances. I really liked the dive bar feel of the place, but continued to the Rhino. $20 cover, but there was a lot of selection. Beer was $12. After scoping for a while, and turning down a couple of aggressive uglys for dances, I agreed to a dance with a cute girl. Lots of grinding, rubbing thru pants, breast licking, etc. I had a second dance with excellent contact as well. $20 each dance.

I headed out to the north Strip towards Fremont for some SW action. I was pleasantly surprised at the number of girls out. A lot were of skid row quality, but some were OK. I saw some LE around, but not too much. I noticed that the girls don't stay out for a long time. Either they get picked up, or disappear indoors to avoid LE.
WSW Jennifer (aka Shorty) 26 yo. about 5' tall with proportionate weight. Picked her up about a block up from the 7-11 (14th st?). She had short red hair, and at first looked very young. After she got in the car, she looked her age, but wasn't all beat down like so many SW in this area. Agreed to $40 for BJ. (I wanted 1/2 and 1/2, but she was on her period.) It was more than I would usually pay, but she seemed like a nice safe option. Then she said we could go to her room nearby. The suggestion of her apt sent up a red flag, but she only mentioned it at first, then let it go. I told her that I wasn't comfortable with the idea and she said she completely understood. I suggested a car date. She said OK, and suggested several different places. After driving with her for 5 min or so, it seemed to me that she wasn't trying to set me up. I said, "Let's just go to your place. You don't have a roommate or anything, right?" She said no. Her apt was in on the corner of Fremont and 14th. She opened the door and I checked it out ready to bolt. Looked OK-1 room apt with kitchenette in full view. Bathroom in back. I went straight to the bathroom- no one there. She gave an excellent BBBJ. I had a hard time finishing, which is not unusual for me. She finished the job by hand. No rush, excellent attitude, never suggested giving up, even though Mr Happy wasn't being cooperative. I looked for her on following nights, but never saw her again.

More to come...

[Cienega32]

You and your 'freinds' are IN LUCK , kit123 !!!

Just walk down the 'Strip' and find a bunch of those Illegal Immigrants who are handing out those little glossy 'business cards' with Girl's photos & digits

Collect a whole bunch of them

Then , just call up the girl of your choice .... SHE — and as many other girls that you want — will shortly show up at your Hotel Room !!


p.s. = Let us know how it goes , 'kay ??

You're an evil dude, PZ! The poor guy's actually going to believe you!

But then again, RTFF does cover it...

[I like 24]

These are all rip offs. The money they quoted are just for them to show up at your place and nearly all the time the girl is not the same in the pic. You will end up more than double what a CG asks. It is a scam similar to the lingerie joints in cities like Atlanta. Does anybody have a different experience? You may have a better luck going to Bunny' s or Cherry ranch. They do provide transportation from LV. You can visit their websites. If you need a bachelor party, go to a SC and asks the girls. They can tell you. Try spearmint rhino.

Some people have never heard of SARCASM.

[Acaryu]

You and your 'freinds' are IN LUCK , kit123 !!!

Just walk down the 'Strip' and find a bunch of those Illegal Immigrants who are handing out those little glossy 'business cards' with Girl's photos & digits

Collect a whole bunch of them

Then , just call up the girl of your choice .... SHE — and as many other girls that you want — will shortly show up at your Hotel Room !!


p.s. = Let us know how it goes , 'kay ??

These are all rip offs. The money they quoted are just for them to show up at your place and nearly all the time the girl is not the same in the pic. You will end up more than double what a CG asks. It is a scam similar to the lingerie joints in cities like Atlanta. Does anybody have a different experience? You may have a better luck going to Bunny' s or Cherry ranch. They do provide transportation from LV. You can visit their websites. If you need a bachelor party, go to a SC and asks the girls. They can tell you. Try spearmint rhino.

[Webcams]

"Your emotions get in the way," Ortega said, according to the report. "She grabbed me and, you know, um, my wife's been out of town. I haven't had sex in a few days and it just happened." [Really spectacularly dumb officer, apparently attempting to win the lame story of the year award. What part of the Miranda rights warning card he carries in his pocket every day can't he read?]

I haven't visited the link because I honestly want to belive the cop did not say that, I honestly belive if the cop said that they should free anyone he has ever arrested on the grounds they were arrested by a legally retarded cop.