The Underground

[ImThtFcknGuy]

For the boyfriend too?

Bring that poor, down on his luck buck-toothed bastard along as well. Heck, while your at it, round up every former pimp / handler / friend / boyfriend, load them into BobUp's windowless panel van and drive them all over to ihop. Daddy war bucks is buying.

[IveBeenThere]

I'm buying breakfast.

For the boyfriend too?

[SouthBend]

I'm not saying don't advertise. Also I'm not saying she is not good. Use the forums properly. Streetwalkers for streetwalkers reviews, massage section for massage reviews, escort for escort reviews, etc. The rest of the fun for the underground.

And really. Are we counting on escorts to review themselves and taking them as legit reviews? WTF. Let the white knighting begin I guess.

And no, I'm not trying to silence people. Everyone speak their mind because this forum is dying just like the hobby in this area.

[ImThtFcknGuy]

In the days when things were going to shit we had a phrase. Normal, fucked up, normal, fucked up, Chimp.

Now it's, brush it off, get back in the box.

So anyway, why not advertise for herself if she can get away with it? It's marketing! She puts more effort into her marketing then most girls put into their session!!

I'm buying breakfast.

[IveBeenThere]

In the days when things were going to shit we had a phrase. Normal, fucked up, normal, fucked up, Chimp.

Now it's, brush it off, get back in the box.

So anyway, why not advertise for herself if she can get away with it? It's marketing! She puts more effort into her marketing then most girls put into their session!!

[SouthBend]

Don't get me wrong. I like when a provider comments on the underground. But does it make sense for them to rate themselves on the other threads? Like there's one in particular that's really good at what she does but still advertises here by saying how good she is LOL. It's like me going into their group chat and saying how good I am in bed, handsome, and my junk is the biggest one in the world. And no admin. I'm not trying to silence anyone. I'm just asking a question.

[ImThtFcknGuy]

Well I suppose since I was not able to stop last week, I will buy but they only serve water there.

Rumor has it that there may be a meeting of the Mindless sometime this week at our southern chapel. The Anti-Christ may actually be in attendance. If you know a founding member of the group, please PM them for specifics. As always Normal. Fucked Up. CHiMP.

[Noobie67]

Sorry! All my free time is being spent on finding another redhead freak. I am trying to make the worlds first human sized strawberry Oreo. .



Who is buying my beers at the meeting if I find the picture?

Indy Guy.

Well I suppose since I was not able to stop last week, I will buy but they only serve water there.

[IndyGuy123]

Where the hell is IG123? Figured he'd be participating in this conversation by now. He's probably too good for the underground now. After living with him for so damn long you really start to understand why he's calls himself a prick lmao!

Sorry! All my free time is being spent on finding another redhead freak. I am trying to make the worlds first human sized strawberry Oreo. .

Oh if I could find that picture.

We need another meeting of the round table.

Who is buying my beers at the meeting if I find the picture?

Indy Guy.

[ImThtFcknGuy]

That wouldn't be the first time you got tied up by a provider. Oh if I could find that picture.

Have seen that photo. Just thinking about it made me throw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that Noob. Nice to know we are still at situation Normal. Fucked up.

[VixenRed]

That wouldn't be the first time you got tied up by a provider. Oh if I could find that picture.

Yeah. I wonder if I can find that picture too.

Where the hell is IG123? Figured he'd be participating in this conversation by now. He's probably too good for the underground now. After living with him for so damn long you really start to understand why he's calls himself a prick lmao!

[Noobie67]

Definitely not me. I've never been that hard up or that intoxicated to visit anyone that looked that bad!

Now the "Sick Bastard" sounds about right.

That wouldn't be the first time you got tied up by a provider. Oh if I could find that picture.

[BobUp]

Thou does protest too much. Go ahead BobUp, confess your sins, it is good for soul. One question, how rough was her beard you sick bastard?

Definitely not me. I've never been that hard up or that intoxicated to visit anyone that looked that bad!

Now the "Sick Bastard" sounds about right.

[ImThtFcknGuy]

This has to be someone from this board.

So, which one of you pervs got in over your head? Did we forget to establish a safe word?

Come on fess up? Noobie was that you? DongerNeedFood, Best Dreamer?

Now this is one review I can't wait to read!

https://www.elkharttruth.com/news/os...9182fbaf8.html

Earlier today when you requested that I view you post in the underground I honestly never expected it to be that hillarious. That is just awesome. How screwed up in the head does a monger need to be to get placed in that bad of a situation? Wait, don't answer that, we all know you too well.

We need another meeting of the round table.

[DongerNeedFood]

This has to be someone from this board.

So, which one of you pervs got in over your head? Did we forget to establish a safe word?

Come on fess up? Noobie was that you? DongerNeedFood, Best Dreamer?

Now this is one review I can't wait to read!

https://www.elkharttruth.com/news/os...9182fbaf8.html

Thou does protest too much. Go ahead BobUp, confess your sins, it is good for soul. One question, how rough was her beard you sick bastard?