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[Unico Vp]

Due to a personal, health related issue, I will be taking a leave of absence from our hobby. At least 8 weeks, possibly up to 12 weeks. Apparently being overweight, being old, eating lots of pasta and traveling extensively for work are not good for your heart. Mine showed me that the hard way.

Keep the home fires burning while I'm recovering. I will truly miss Ms. Natalie the most.

[IndyGuy123]

Natalie's post was inadvertently deleted. Reposting it.

Quote Originally Posted by Bobup.

What is your opinion or reaction to upsell? Especially in the heat of the moment.

My opinion is this.

A quality provider doesn't upsell whatsoever at any point of the session. The donation is for the time spent together and not for the activities that take place during the appointment. If a provider upsells for any one of the abbreviations we're all familiar with than she isn't GFE and shouldn't label herself as such. Donation & what you're expecting from the session should always be discussed & finalized before the session begins, and the provider (if she is a quality provider) doesn't change her mind during the session. I believe its incredibly rude to upsell during a session. There's nothing like being in the heat of the moment and she is asking more $ out of you!

(side note).

Speaking of quality providers. I really wish there were more providers other than myself that work hard to always provide great service, and actually care about the client. Yes there is a few that do, but that list continues to shorten for one reason or another. These ladies should think about getting on some verified sites and begin advertising here on the sister site. Make it easier for you mongers to know if they're legit or someone to stay far away from. If you meet a great provider in this area then tell her about advertising on USAAC. I've become friends with several of the top notch providers out of Indianapolis, we tour together, we offer duos to certain clients, we're in contact with eachother on a daily basis. Wish there were ladies in this area to have that sort of bond with but they just don't care to know eachother haha.

How ironic that my 1000th post would be fixing a fuck up that involved her. LOL.

[Unico Vp]

What is your opinion or reaction to upsell? Especially in the heat of the moment.

I was surprised with that today in an inopportune moment. I declined when I suggested later That I thought it was not a good idea to upsell reply was no one has complained before? I did not think it was a business practice but maybe it's just me. Your thoughts?

BTW, sweet girl, nice time and will return, I was just taken back some.

From the Transporter: Rule #1 is no names.

Rule #2: The deal is the deal. Once we have made a deal, the terms can not be renegotiated or changed.

Rule #3: Never look in the package (in our case, never learn too much about the provider unless you are willing to accept the consequences).

So, once the deal is made, it can not be renegotiated for that deal. In my personal opinion, the up sell is a discussion of $$ for specific services and, as we all know, that would be wrong. Plus, with limited blood flow to the big head at the moment of the up sell, it's taking advantage of the handicapped.

[BobUp]

What is your opinion or reaction to upsell? Especially in the heat of the moment.

I was surprised with that today in an inopportune moment. I declined when I suggested later That I thought it was not a good idea to upsell reply was no one has complained before? I did not think it was a business practice but maybe it's just me. Your thoughts?

BTW, sweet girl, nice time and will return, I was just taken back some.

[Unico Vp]

Hopefully I got many more years before I start shootings blanks or run out of ammo. Or just as bad when it goes soft!

Indy Guy.

Thanks to the advancements in modern chemistry, neither of us will ever have to worry about that. Our pricks will be standing tall long after we are gone.

S5.

[IndyGuy123]

You sir, are correct. I surrender to the master. Gorilla with a machine gun it is.

Hopefully I got many more years before I start shootings blanks or run out of ammo. Or just as bad when it goes soft!

Indy Guy.

[Unico Vp]

I know we aint met yet in person so the mistake is understandable. However, you have seen pics of my big burly self so you know I ain't no monkey. I am more of a gorilla!

You will see for yourself when you come to Indy. Or will you be a USA flake?

Gorilla Guy.

You sir, are correct. I surrender to the master. Gorilla with a machine gun it is.

[IndyGuy123]

After months of research & countless texts, emails, conversations, I've made my choice hands down. Based on reviews, her adds, photograph's & all around professionalism it's got to be Nat!
Nat is your reading this I hope you'll accept my request for an appointment as it will be my 1st ever!

Good choice.
But a word of caution Natalie's been known to turn men into babbling fools just ask that big knuckle dragger from Indy.

Damn Skippy! Ever learned the term run before you walk! Apparently not.

Ms. Nat may not be more than you can chew (watch out she may take a bite out of you) but ever had a 500 gorilla with a machine gun waiting for you in a parking lot. I always have my gun loaded. Always cocked, locked, and ready to hit even the hardest of targets. I have went on missions thru the mountains, many red forests, and many a warm wet cavern. All of these missions have allowed the gorilla from down south to perfect my camoflague skills and you wouldn't even see it coming. Not sure how long you been lurking but these camo skills were put to the test with repeated missions past the wall that a handful of guys from the SB area built to try and keep me out. Thankfully we finally came to a peace accord and have open asset trade between the regions. Once those papers were signed on a stippers chest, I willfully but the fatigues away for a day when I would need them one again. Looks like that day is here!

Indy Guy aka The Gorilla with a Gun.

[IndyGuy123]

I know we aint met yet in person so the mistake is understandable. However, you have seen pics of my big burly self so you know I ain't no monkey. I am more of a gorilla!

You will see for yourself when you come to Indy. Or will you be a USA flake?

Gorilla Guy.

A kiss. Blame the North, the South, the East, the West, hell man you can blame it on the aliens at Area 51 if you believe in them for all I care. No matter who did it, the monkey still has the machine gun. Stop worrying about who gave the monkey the machine gun and just figure out how to get him to put the gun down.

[Unico Vp]

Some of your northern coherts asked for me to be in charge. Dissension in the ranks?

And a wall? Once again your dementia is showing through. That was tried and failed. The ranking officers if the Knights and I struck a peace accord.

Indy Guy.

A kiss. Blame the North, the South, the East, the West, hell man you can blame it on the aliens at Area 51 if you believe in them for all I care. No matter who did it, the monkey still has the machine gun. Stop worrying about who gave the monkey the machine gun and just figure out how to get him to put the gun down.

[IndyGuy123]

Putting IndyGuy in charge of moderating a board is like giving a monkey a machine gun. Sure, it sounds cute, but nothing good is going to come from it.

All in favor of building the wall along HWY 30?

I promise that Indianapolis will pay for it.

Some of your northern coherts asked for me to be in charge. Dissension in the ranks?

And a wall? Once again your dementia is showing through. That was tried and failed. The ranking officers if the Knights and I struck a peace accord.

Indy Guy.

[IndyGuy123]

In your case, I believe you would call it dressing, not stuffing. That's right, I know about your wardrobe demonstration for the ladies. I will spare everyone else the pictures of you in a nighty and high heals.

Sap,
This is where all your replies to me go drastically off track. You miss all the important details. It wasn't a nightie and heels. It was stockings and a thong. Dummy! Be sure to ask her for the jacket picture although I am sure it will not give you the same arousing result. BTW. I knew those would get out. She loves getting me mad so I turn her over my knee.

Our favorite Red head did not give you up intentionally, she talks in her sleep after passing out from great sex.

That is called boredom sir. If you truly knew her, you would know after an O (and no not the fake ones you get) her heart is racing so much that she can't sleep.

Indy Guy.

P.S.-Jabbing back and forth is all good but is not meant as the sole reason for this thread.

[Unico Vp]

That statement is completely untrue. It was from watching your videos over and over. LOL.

Noobie, stop looking at pictures and watching videos of her and just book a damn appointment. Trust me, it's better in person.

S5.

[IndyGuy123]

Careful, we do touch your stuff when you go back to Indy.
Lighten up Francis. LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs

Don't I know. Why do you think I pack up my toys (or in this case toy) and take back with me to Indy so often.

Indy Guy.

[Unico Vp]

Sap, my friend, I thought you knew her better than that. She has a sweet tooth. Her favorite part of the meal is Daddy's Pumpkin Pie. Of course being the caring man I am, I bring along a new can of whip cream everytime. She loves my pie so much the cream goes all over her. We all know the dessert is the part you can't get enough of so you keep going back for more and more. Even one helping was good but it was so good that you keep coming back for more and more because it was so good.

Now this leads me to today's revelation. She did say something in regards to having a little junior sized meal on Monday. She just kept saying something was missing from the snack size meal. Turns out there was no stuffing. Of course she knew I got covered so she finally got her greatest fulfillment dessert and the actually stuffing that was not in the Monday meal. Always glad to finish up the menu when someone couldn't deliver on the promised courses.

Indy Guy the Mod.

In your case, I believe you would call it dressing, not stuffing. That's right, I know about your wardrobe demonstration for the ladies. I will spare everyone else the pictures of you in a nighty and high heals. Our favorite Red head did not give you up intentionally, she talks in her sleep after passing out from great sex. I guess you wouldn't know that.

S5.