The Underground

[TRobber22]

So I am beyond confused. Is Pixie ok to see? Nothing recent, except the LEO drama which I can't figure out. Had pm'd back and forth but crickets on my last request when I was overnighting in SB. DR's past reports and top 5 status has me wanting to try again, but wanted to check with you all first.

[Noobie67]

I was going to try and re-read this to try and understand what it said but my mind couldn't take it.

I got to take some Tylenol. I have a headache now.

[VixenRed]

The saying is from a tee shirt I got from The hog pit, jacksonville 25 years ago.

Some of the rest was back flashes.

Stopped doing that stuff, because while at pleasant lake one night.

I met uncle busted just before they closed the place down at a batchelor party.

I fancy myself as bottom of tasmanien devil top of foghorn leghorn.

Speedy swirling cock.

But Dave it's not honest to lie to the girls.

I might feel bad, na guess not.

I just should haven't ben caut off guard.

My next picture will be a vangoh.

I was going to try and re-read this to try and understand what it said but my mind couldn't take it.

[ChainedUp]

The saying is from a tee shirt I got from The hog pit, jacksonville 25 years ago.

Some of the rest was back flashes.

Stopped doing that stuff, because while at pleasant lake one night.

I met uncle busted just before they closed the place down at a batchelor party.

I fancy myself as bottom of tasmanien devil top of foghorn leghorn.

Speedy swirling cock.

But Dave it's not honest to lie to the girls.

I might feel bad, na guess not.

I just should haven't ben caut off guard.

My next picture will be a vangoh.

[DaveRogers]

I've smoked dope, did stuff till it sounded like bacon frying in my head, chewed rope, danced, French romanced, fucked, farted, fought, shot the moon and drove big trucks. I've been to Janesville, Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Fort Wayne, seen three world fairs, been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats fuck in the marketplace, been shot at and missed, torn limbs, thrown out of good places and asked to never come back to bad ones, shot guns in my face, pool cues to my head, and that was all before I stopped partying and started having fun. Charged up credit cards in every strip bar in town.

But I ain't never seen no shit like this.

If a woman wants a pic send a fake like they do. I used to send a pic of George Clooney then I realized I overrated myself now I use daffy duck. The way you described your life up above you might want to use Yosemite Sam. Now some mongers on here are using Elmer fudd and porky pig Elmer mostly wants to only talk and porky's bin known to answer the door only wearing his shirt. Once he splurged and rented a room with a hot tub he was flailing around so much the provider claims the scene looked as if porky was getting boiled alive in a cauldron.

[ChainedUp]

https://youtu.be/nlsjJJzplgo



No lesson planned, but we did learn more about your short attitude.

Short attitude.

And you still missed the meaning.

[Nailer64]

Text Aubrey told her I was on my way and I needed her to put her hair in ponytails and makeup on so she hopped in the shower. She met me at the door done up as I asked we went to her room where I bent her down to her bed I lifted up her minni skirt she had no panties on so I slapped her on the ass I cupped her kitten with the palm of my hand feeling the heat that hadn't yet escaped I slid it upward parting her with my middle finger finding that she was already getting wet I continued up the crack of her ass and found what I came there for we both new we were in trouble. I slid her skirt off and undresssed she took off her shirt and stayed dg where she accepted what I had to give her rocking her ponytails bopping up and down like I envisioned I laid my chest on her back and absorbed the heat coming off of her I ran my hand under her feeling her breast and belly time had past and I mounted back up she reached for the lube and dumped it down the crack of her ass she was ready. I pulled out and put the tip where we were going it took awhile but she finally relaxed when I felt myself crown inside her she stopped for a second I told her it's all you baby go at your pace. She slowly kept working me in till we were all the way there where she kept backing it up with slow bumps she glided it out to the head and took it all back in and worked me into 1 and 2 inch strokes soon I came to completion and I had her stop so she could feel me throb in side her she slowly expelled me out of her.

And fell to her side and said I don't know if I'll be offering that up much more LOL. Get it while you can. I don't seek out this type of activity but a good find don't come around to often. After all was said and done took a few pics of her on her phone so she could send them to me as a suvenier.

This girl sounds like a lot of fun was hoping you had a link I think you in advance.

[ImThtFcknGuy]

First time in over 2 years I understand what you're saying.

That frightens me. LOL.

Who is able to get BobUp to understand anything about anything should be awarded a medal. I'm not saying that man is slow, but the short bus is just too big for him.

[DongerNeedFood]

I've smoked dope, did stuff till it sounded like bacon frying in my head, chewed rope, danced, French romanced, fucked, farted, fought, shot the moon and drove big trucks. I've been to Janesville, Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Fort Wayne, seen three world fairs, been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats fuck in the marketplace, been shot at and missed, torn limbs, thrown out of good places and asked to never come back to bad ones, shot guns in my face, pool cues to my head, and that was all before I stopped partying and started having fun. Charged up credit cards in every strip bar in town.

But I ain't never seen no shit like this.

Mr. Chained Up, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you nothing, and may God have mercy on your soul.

DNF.

[ChainedUp]

My code enigma is usually a conversion of thoughts which are like a steel wool ball.

Transferred to cell phone code abbreviation which after I have read sometimes said WTF.

Because I hate cell typing, thought it would be better to use the ms doc.

Code relay software and paste to the forum sheet.

Thanks, Bobup for the almost vote of confidence.

Chainedup.

[BobUp]

I've smoked dope, did stuff till it sounded like bacon frying in my head, chewed rope, danced, French romanced, fucked, farted, fought, shot the moon and drove big trucks. I've been to Janesville, Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Fort Wayne, seen three world fairs, been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats fuck in the marketplace, been shot at and missed, torn limbs, thrown out of good places and asked to never come back to bad ones, shot guns in my face, pool cues to my head, and that was all before I stopped partying and started having fun. Charged up credit cards in every strip bar in town.

But I ain't never seen no shit like this.

First time in over 2 years I understand what you're saying.

That frightens me. LOL.

[ChainedUp]

I've smoked dope, did stuff till it sounded like bacon frying in my head, chewed rope, danced, French romanced, fucked, farted, fought, shot the moon and drove big trucks. I've been to Janesville, Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Fort Wayne, seen three world fairs, been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats fuck in the marketplace, been shot at and missed, torn limbs, thrown out of good places and asked to never come back to bad ones, shot guns in my face, pool cues to my head, and that was all before I stopped partying and started having fun. Charged up credit cards in every strip bar in town.

But I ain't never seen no shit like this.

[ChainedUp]

Because this never made it to be a review.

I usually am out trying the massage scene and have a good time and even get a good massage most of the time. Last week I thought I would pop for a dream and treat myself.

Well I started on Monday contacted Miss Aubrey, said sure asked a time I had open Said could do wed. At 8 pm, contacted her wed. And said she was doing something on her phone. Asked for pic. Here I am after 8 pm down town sb. On my motorcycle sending a pic.

She finally said give me 20 min, I had to say NO as I had to be all the way back to Elkhart to do some setup work in a company there I would have never made it, would have probably been an hour late or more. Sorry to her bad for me, I work too much and am always all over the place.

Fail 2.

Friday I actually hadn't been scheduled to be anywhere, so I called Lea about 5:30 pm. And asked if she was open about 9 as I was just getting showered. She said watz up and she would be open at 9. And she was in Nappanee area, I said fine to everything and heard she also gave a great massage which I would have carried extra donation for time.

So, I drive from the IUSB area to Nappanee and let her know I was there early, no response for a bit. Then she says so you're in town, I said yes. Then she asks for a pic. I'm not liking the pic thing as the current situation out there. I'm sitting in a parking lot with my dome light on taking a picture and it was a little dark, but I was there. So, at about 9:30 she turned me down, she could have had me gone to a place and checked me out doing cartwheels or something, but I wasted my whole night and told me not to text her again.

The whole free night was a total dump as texting about 4 other dreams got no answer. I do not do social media because it is many times social discourse and intolerance. Because of the issues going on everywhere I have a real problem putting my picture out there. It would be easier to light myself on fire with slow burning oil.

I am sorry ladies if I made you mad, but I am not going down for the graduation picture at McDonald studios and I have the same LG crap trac phone with no selfie cam on it for the last 5 years.

I still am looking for an experimental kind of dream, that while dreaming with Pixie one night she said no to, chicken shit. I will see her again, I should have called her and booked a room.

Chainedup.

[IndyGuy123]

Ok time for a long lost but still well known name to come out of his hole and tell you some facts.

I have no dog in the fight here. I know who the monger in question is but have never met him face to face. Have never visited Ms P but communicated extensively with her over text.

Several months ago, P and another well known provider where to be visiting Indy. Being one of the best known and trusted mongers in Indy USASG, I reached out to her. Figured I would help the ladies out. I gave them a boost on the Indy board and per P she had so many appointment requests that they wouldn't even be able to see the guys. The reason why escapes me but for some reason their trip to Indy got cancelled.

Fast forward a day or two, Ms P begins to absolute blow my phone up. With no reason, she begins to accuse me of being in collusion with a handful of SB mongers that are basically trying to ruin her life and some of her family's lives. Reminder that I offered to help her with business and did so very much. I will not cover all the psychotic things that she was claiming but can say that many of the things I was able to personally verify to be false via either online legal records or photographic evidence on social media sites.

Fast forward a couple more days and this is the important part. Ms P texts me the pictures of a group of mongers / provider taken without their knowledge. No I do not know who actually took the pictures but that is irrelevant. The next day Ms P told me from her own mouth that she sent the pictures to a certain monger's wife! It was initially thought to be a bullshit lie but they showed up on her doorstep in the mail a few days later.

She will undoubtedly come on her and try to refute what I have said but can 100% guarantee you that everything said above is fact.

Signed,
"He Who Speakth The Truth" IndyGuy.

P.S. - Never having visited P, I do not know how well she hides it but she does have usage issues as does that husband she spoke of. There are pending legal charges that include said usage. The main side effect of the prescription of choice is paranoia. Maybe that is her problem.

[ImThtFcknGuy]

LOL all of this is amusing to you! Guess money does buy you everything oh except for my sister! She can lie all she wants but all your games ended you just don't want to realize it!

Are you now accusing me of being the "Bob" that you mentioned? Because 36 hours ago you accused DongerNeedsFood of being him. Nice job disproving your paranoia.