The Underground

[LegFanatic]

I have been out of the hobby for a couple years, but my little head needs a fix!

I noticed that a lot has changed. Natalie went to Indy, I missed her last week when she was in town. Patience has had some issues and I think she is gone. Tina (my favorite) is still around, but MI City iOS just to far for me to get to see her.

I think that Blonde Kimberely had some trouble?? Is she safe? https://skipthegames.com/img/001/404...MjAxNjEwMQ.jpg.

I don't know Lacy?? Is she safe? / Good? https://skipthegames.com/img/001/536...NDcxNjYzNg.jpg.

Would like a little help from the old senior members.

Maybe I will be contributing a little bit Again!

Stay safe out there!

Thanks.

[Noobie67]

Thanks, LuvnLivn for sharing your story it was absolutely hilarious. For us readers anyway not so much for you.

It brought back memories of a similar incident but must less severe. The girl attempting to be playful put several breath mints in her mouth. After 10 seconds or so got a burning sensation in the old pee hole. After a 15-minute delay I was back in the game. Funny now not so much at the time.

A friend of mine on the board who is constantly taking cheap shots at me shared TMI with me fits this topic perfectly.

One morning about 2 years ago through a series of text and phone calls he's telling me how much pain he is in during a botched attempt at manscaping. Now I'm thinking he pulled a "bobup" and nicked himself, Noped it turns out he was tired of the traditional methods, went out and bought Nair, a hair removal product. Yep you guessed it, the genius applied copious amounts to his junk! He said it was burning like hell! LOL.

I imagine he was just like LuvnLive trying everything he could think of stop the burning. It apparently left his region tender and red for a while.

It'll be interesting to see if he fesses up on the board. Although I doubt it he doesn't have a "hair" (sorry had to do that).

You sir, are an asshole.

But oh the stories I can tell now.

[BobUp]

I was browsing around and stumbled across this thread. #4 brought back bad memories.

I went to see a highly reviewed lady in Lexington. She gave me the run around for over an hour. "Just a few more minutes. I'm almost there. Almost ready. " I should have cancelled but I drove a long way to see her so I bit the bullet.

As we were introducing ourselves and getting acquainted, she used two shots of cinnamon breath spray she had. She offered me some too. It was strong but effective. After a couple minutes of small talk she went for the BBBJ. It felt nice and warm at first. But within thirty seconds it felt like she put acid on my cock. In a panic, I told her to stop because my cock was on fire. She said, "Oh, it must be the cinnamon. I'll get a wash cloth".

She goes to the bathroom and turns on the water and says, "I'm waiting for it to get warm. " because who wants a cold rag on their business? I think the water heater must have been in the next freakin' county!

After what seemed like an eternity, and the pain getting worse and worse, she finally comes in to clean me up. What hadn't occurred to me at the time was that warm water opens up your pores! She wrapped that cloth around junior and I about went through the headboard! She ran and put cold water on the cloth and came back to put out the fire.

The pain went away after several minutes but junior was a little gun-shy after that. Things eventually worked out but that is an experience I won't soon forget.

LL.

Thanks, LuvnLivn for sharing your story it was absolutely hilarious. For us readers anyway not so much for you.

It brought back memories of a similar incident but must less severe. The girl attempting to be playful put several breath mints in her mouth. After 10 seconds or so got a burning sensation in the old pee hole. After a 15-minute delay I was back in the game. Funny now not so much at the time.

A friend of mine on the board who is constantly taking cheap shots at me shared TMI with me fits this topic perfectly.

One morning about 2 years ago through a series of text and phone calls he's telling me how much pain he is in during a botched attempt at manscaping. Now I'm thinking he pulled a "bobup" and nicked himself, Noped it turns out he was tired of the traditional methods, went out and bought Nair, a hair removal product. Yep you guessed it, the genius applied copious amounts to his junk! He said it was burning like hell! LOL.

I imagine he was just like LuvnLive trying everything he could think of stop the burning. It apparently left his region tender and red for a while.

It'll be interesting to see if he fesses up on the board. Although I doubt it he doesn't have a "hair" (sorry had to do that).

[DongerNeedFood]

Yes I did say she's my friend and real but didn't comment on how her service is because I didn't know but in light of recent reviews I reached out to her and sharing the little info I received. For future reference for anyone driving to nappanee to see her just try to see her elsewhere because I'm thinking she's squeezing appts in whenever she has the house to herself so if you arrive at the wrong time in town or close to when someone's supposed to arrive home then you're SOL (the person I'm talking about probably walks with a cane so no worries there) she did say she won't see anyone at her house and that guys are just showing up in nappanee without appointments. I still stand by my thoughts that she's a sweet girl making a better life for herself but I suggest setting up outcalls with her or triple check that she's at a hotel / motel. Also, she doesn't want any kind of trouble and I think she'll go silent on anyone she gets weird vibes from. Just being honest gentlemen and hope this helps with getting a chance to connect with her. Just know going into it that there's a chance of ghosting. I did let one of you guys know about it but still proceeded to try and failed LOL tisk tisk.

Once again for providing us valuable information. I will reassess my decision not to see her.

DNH.

[Noobie67]

These recent conversations spurred me to look back through the years and found some old post that sparked a memory. To bad I can't find the post with the picture.

Who remembers the border wars? North VS South. The blockade to keep Indy guy out and then bobup getting bagged and tagged.

[VixenRed]

Yes I did say she's my friend and real but didn't comment on how her service is because I didn't know but in light of recent reviews I reached out to her and sharing the little info I received. For future reference for anyone driving to nappanee to see her just try to see her elsewhere because I'm thinking she's squeezing appts in whenever she has the house to herself so if you arrive at the wrong time in town or close to when someone's supposed to arrive home then you're SOL (the person I'm talking about probably walks with a cane so no worries there) she did say she won't see anyone at her house and that guys are just showing up in nappanee without appointments. I still stand by my thoughts that she's a sweet girl making a better life for herself but I suggest setting up outcalls with her or triple check that she's at a hotel / motel. Also, she doesn't want any kind of trouble and I think she'll go silent on anyone she gets weird vibes from. Just being honest gentlemen and hope this helps with getting a chance to connect with her. Just know going into it that there's a chance of ghosting. I did let one of you guys know about it but still proceeded to try and failed LOL tisk tisk.

[ImThtFcknGuy]

Well back in the day when I actually played, when this board was more active and more fun. We had the Noobie awards that were given out and a fun time as Mongers and providers alike participated. Along the way the FAB5 was created and providers strived to be in it. Again that was back in time a bit when there were more than one or two providers in the area.

As for finding out if your the fastest trigger, or the smelliest monger. Ya that is not going to come out unless you have pissed off a provider and she no longer wants to see you because that provider is not going to put a donation in jeapordy.

Besides if your the fastest trigger, that just gives you more opportunity to get more bangs for for your buck.

But don't take things for face value, one or two things that were listed might lead into something down the road.

Keep an eye on your soul and a hand on your wallet.

Fucked up, normal, fuckued up, CHIMP.

NOOBIE.

That is definitely going back to a more enjoyable time in this hobby. Back to the days of holding seats open at the end of the round table for guests that failed to attend.

Donger, you need to go back and read those postings. I believe the title of fastest gun in the sack has been claimed. I think ugliest and worst screw ever as a monger may also have been taken.

Normal, Fucked Up, CHiMP. Damn, that is still funny today, and oh how it has proven to be true.

Thanks for the laughs.

[Noobie67]

#1. Dave Rogers.

#2. Dave Rogers.

#3. BobUp.

#4. Noobie67.

#5. IndyGuy.

#6. Myself.

#7. Sapper5.

Just a little humor. Seriously, I'm not sure this type of list serves a good purpose. It's very subjective and these providers read these boards. I would hate for a provider to take offense because a monger failed to rank her as the best at something.

After all, how would you feel if you were listed as the fastest gun in the area, or the ugliest monger, or as the least hygenic?

DNF.

Well back in the day when I actually played, when this board was more active and more fun. We had the Noobie awards that were given out and a fun time as Mongers and providers alike participated. Along the way the FAB5 was created and providers strived to be in it. Again that was back in time a bit when there were more than one or two providers in the area.

As for finding out if your the fastest trigger, or the smelliest monger. Ya that is not going to come out unless you have pissed off a provider and she no longer wants to see you because that provider is not going to put a donation in jeapordy.

Besides if your the fastest trigger, that just gives you more opportunity to get more bangs for for your buck.

But don't take things for face value, one or two things that were listed might lead into something down the road.

Keep an eye on your soul and a hand on your wallet.

Fucked up, normal, fuckued up, CHIMP.

NOOBIE.

[DongerNeedFood]

Ok let's try something a little more fun. Poll.

1. Best BJ?

2. Best BBBJ?

3. Most into DATY?

4. Worst Experience ever?

5. Answers Phone quickly and reliably?

6. Is always on time?

7. Best at Ghosting?

Yes, some questions are based on complaints heard from fellow mongers and thought it would be fun to see what the responce is.

#1. Dave Rogers.

#2. Dave Rogers.

#3. BobUp.

#4. Noobie67.

#5. IndyGuy.

#6. Myself.

#7. Sapper5.

Just a little humor. Seriously, I'm not sure this type of list serves a good purpose. It's very subjective and these providers read these boards. I would hate for a provider to take offense because a monger failed to rank her as the best at something.

After all, how would you feel if you were listed as the fastest gun in the area, or the ugliest monger, or as the least hygenic?

DNF.

[LuvnLivn]

Ok let's try something a little more fun. Poll.

1. Best BJ?

2. Best BBBJ?

3. Most into DATY?

4. Worst Experience ever?

5. Answers Phone quickly and reliably?

6. Is always on time?

7. Best at Ghosting?

Yes, some questions are based on complaints heard from fellow mongers and thought it would be fun to see what the responce is.

I was browsing around and stumbled across this thread. #4 brought back bad memories.

I went to see a highly reviewed lady in Lexington. She gave me the run around for over an hour. "Just a few more minutes. I'm almost there. Almost ready. " I should have cancelled but I drove a long way to see her so I bit the bullet.

As we were introducing ourselves and getting acquainted, she used two shots of cinnamon breath spray she had. She offered me some too. It was strong but effective. After a couple minutes of small talk she went for the BBBJ. It felt nice and warm at first. But within thirty seconds it felt like she put acid on my cock. In a panic, I told her to stop because my cock was on fire. She said, "Oh, it must be the cinnamon. I'll get a wash cloth".

She goes to the bathroom and turns on the water and says, "I'm waiting for it to get warm. " because who wants a cold rag on their business? I think the water heater must have been in the next freakin' county!

After what seemed like an eternity, and the pain getting worse and worse, she finally comes in to clean me up. What hadn't occurred to me at the time was that warm water opens up your pores! She wrapped that cloth around junior and I about went through the headboard! She ran and put cold water on the cloth and came back to put out the fire.

The pain went away after several minutes but junior was a little gun-shy after that. Things eventually worked out but that is an experience I won't soon forget.

LL.

[NdFanMan]

You may have problems actually getting her to show up sometimes, so make sure you don't get the room until she is actually there in front of you or have her get the room. Communication can be spotty also. But as I said, if she shows up, she is a good time.

So I am beyond confused. Is Pixie ok to see? Nothing recent, except the LEO drama which I can't figure out. Had pm'd back and forth but crickets on my last request when I was overnighting in SB. DR's past reports and top 5 status has me wanting to try again, but wanted to check with you all first.

[Noobie67]

Ok let's try something a little more fun. Poll.

1. Best BJ?

2. Best BBBJ?

3. Most into DATY?

4. Worst Experience ever?

5. Answers Phone quickly and reliably?

6. Is always on time?

7. Best at Ghosting?

Yes, some questions are based on complaints heard from fellow mongers and thought it would be fun to see what the responce is.

[Noobie67]

I know I'm screwed up.

But I'm not pasting from my phone.

Anymore.

That isn't the way I proofed it before I pasted it.

My phone spell check is line breaking and rearranging my stuff.

Hell.

I don't make sense to me.

I'm turning off my auto correct.

I should have kept sniffing glue.

Chainedup.

There it is! That is the problem right there! You. Me. And Bobup all stopped sniffing glue in the same week.

[ChainedUp]

I know I'm screwed up.

But I'm not pasting from my phone.

Anymore.

That isn't the way I proofed it before I pasted it.

My phone spell check is line breaking and rearranging my stuff.

Hell.

I don't make sense to me.

I'm turning off my auto correct.

I should have kept sniffing glue.

Chainedup.

[DongerNeedFood]

So I am beyond confused. Is Pixie ok to see? Nothing recent, except the LEO drama which I can't figure out. Had pm'd back and forth but crickets on my last request when I was overnighting in SB. DR's past reports and top 5 status has me wanting to try again, but wanted to check with you all first.

She is safe. Despite the false accusation made by Ms. P on 7/11/18 that her phone had been compromised, Pixi is safe. I have it on very good authority that her hobby phone was not compromised. I have seen her since the issue in July and her service is still spectacular. Enjoy the ride.

DNF.