2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[iguy35]

Get a free copy of El Classificado from a liquor store and look for advertisements for Masaje (towards the end) with 818 area code. So far I have tried two places in the valley.

One near VN Blvd and Roscoe in VN (2 months ago). I don't know if that is still active. The other near Roscoe and De Soto (last week). Both have good looking latinas. I have had a couple of good sessions with 21 year old A in the second place. Nice body, good skills, but no GFE. YMMV. .5 + 1.0 for half an hour.

Most places that advertise on EC insist on serving only spanish speaking (man, I wish I could!) men. But there are some that cater to others. I even found a out-call only latina, but haven't tried her yet.

Bottomline: If you are looking for a LAMP in SFV, give El Classificado a shot.

[Lulu Pussy]

Hit a place on Reseda that adv. in the weekly. Nice massage, but this place is strictly legit.

[Lulu Pussy]

This is the one that was Upstairs on Sherman Way near Reseda? I loved that place the girls were really hot! I went there a dozen times or so. If you find out where they went be sure to let me know.

Yep, that was the place. I REALLY miss Sonya from that place, everything was on with her BB. Wish I knew where she went. Wish I had asked her for the digits, cuz there's no such thing as a MP that lasts in SFV, especially west of the 405.

Saw an ad a couple weeks ago for a new place on Topanga near Sherm. But it closed up before I got a chance to check it out.

[Da Bot]

Two good experiences by two different people; hopefully we are talking about only one LAMP I do have one question since this is one of your favorites, do they allow you to view the girls?

At one time they did allow you to view those not busy (the usual: one by one stick their head in the door and say, "Hi, I'm (blank)"). Now I think I know all the girls there, so it's not something I've kept up on.

[Webcams]

My fav. LAMP Iris on Sherm closed a while ago. Used to see Sonya there, a big blond with a big Lulu but she knew how to make it work magic.

This is the one that was Upstairs on Sherman Way near Reseda? I loved that place the girls were really hot! I went there a dozen times or so. If you find out where they went be sure to let me know.

[FedEx]

Thanks Thrilla59.

I owe so much to other members on this site (dating back 8 - 9 years), it feels real good to know that I could help others.

A couple of terminology corrections:

You have visited an incall provider, not an AAMP. I saw her ad on CL and I believe she is Chunese.

In this case, if it was an MP, it would have been a CMP or a CAMP, but not an AAMP...

Good luck in your mongering career, share your future experiences & Merry Xmas!

i called this number w/ pic that was posted on the CL for $160/hr last tues, i gambled on this one because of where it was and my gut felt ok with what i was doing.she looked about mid to late 20's almost no english i do know that she is chinese. had to drive to lancaster for this (37 miles) nice place real clean offered a shower, ask for money up front.no gfe at all, i was a little nervous because i did'nt test her oral skills, she did let me daty,wow her pus was not only clean smelling but "fresh".the rub down was lousy a total waste of time but i just wanted to try and relax.we did the usual acts (cg,doggie Mish all covered of course)the puddy was really tight she did the drama thing all in all it was'nt worth $160 i was outta there in about 35mins, i did'nt really felt beat out of the money i mean the tight pun and the looks of this babe made up for that but i wish i could have gotten more mileage out of my session then again this my first aamp, at this stage of my mongering i am still learning. here is the thrilla59 g-scale: looks 7.0, body 8 (nice natural 36C's) skills 4.5. hey, fedex i read all of your posts, thanks for sharing your knowledge and expriences. happy holidays ya'll.

[Thrilla59]

i called this number w/ pic that was posted on the CL for $160/hr last tues, i gambled on this one because of where it was and my gut felt ok with what i was doing.she looked about mid to late 20's almost no english i do know that she is chinese. had to drive to lancaster for this (37 miles) nice place real clean offered a shower, ask for money up front.no gfe at all, i was a little nervous because i did'nt test her oral skills, she did let me daty,wow her pus was not only clean smelling but "fresh".the rub down was lousy a total waste of time but i just wanted to try and relax.we did the usual acts (cg,doggie Mish all covered of course)the puddy was really tight she did the drama thing all in all it was'nt worth $160 i was outta there in about 35mins, i did'nt really felt beat out of the money i mean the tight pun and the looks of this babe made up for that but i wish i could have gotten more mileage out of my session then again this my first aamp, at this stage of my mongering i am still learning. here is the thrilla59 g-scale: looks 7.0, body 8 (nice natural 36C's) skills 4.5. hey, fedex i read all of your posts, thanks for sharing your knowledge and expriences. happy holidays ya'll.

[Fusion 11]

Two good experiences by two different people; hopefully we are talking about only one LAMP I do have one question since this is one of your favorites, do they allow you to view the girls?

Fusion 11, I think you've found one of my favorites.

Tried to find another LAMP last week (suggested by a Senior Member), but after 20 minutes of driving around the area I couldn't find it. So I went to my usual.

"J" wasn't available, so I went with the provider that was: "D". Now I've been with "D" before, and haven't been overly impressed. She's chunky, but with large, firm, heavy, very responsive tits. She remembered me and immediately stripped so I could get my hands on those tits while she started the CBJ. We then went to CG, mish, standing DS, and several others where I run out of words. Finally mish to complete. She seemed especially tight this time, may be doing some kegels or something.

All in all a much better experience than the last time with her. I wouldn't ask for her since I can't count on how it will go, but if she's what's available I won't turn her down.

[Da Bot]

Fusion 11, I think you've found one of my favorites.

Tried to find another LAMP last week (suggested by a Senior Member), but after 20 minutes of driving around the area I couldn't find it. So I went to my usual.

"J" wasn't available, so I went with the provider that was: "D". Now I've been with "D" before, and haven't been overly impressed. She's chunky, but with large, firm, heavy, very responsive tits. She remembered me and immediately stripped so I could get my hands on those tits while she started the CBJ. We then went to CG, mish, standing DS, and several others where I run out of words. Finally mish to complete. She seemed especially tight this time, may be doing some kegels or something.

All in all a much better experience than the last time with her. I wouldn't ask for her since I can't count on how it will go, but if she's what's available I won't turn her down.

[Fusion 11]

Found USASG a little while ago and was really getting into cruising until the fact that all the LE scares the hell out of me now and even more importantly, the gas is killing my funds. So, I decided to go with an LMP.

Picked up a Weekly at the liquor store and started my search and found one in the WSFV. I walk in and was warned that it was only Aromatherapy, oh and that Santa Clause is real.

I paid my admission and then was brought to a room. A few minutes later a beautiful Latina woman "J" walks in and when she turns around to lock the door, I catch a nice view of her ass in her tight jeans. Very nice! She told me to undress and lie down which I did in about .5 seconds. She walks over with a cotton ball of strawberry oil and waves it around my face.

I bring my hand up her thigh and start to massage her nice round ass and after a couple seconds she says 'OK' and beings to strip. Very nice body, smelled nice and clean. Did FS; CBJ to CG to Doggie to Mish and finished with a nice HJ.

She was still conversive after and had a great attitude. Will definitely repeat! PM for details!

[Da Bot]

Went back to see Ms. "B" and her great ta-tas, only to find she no longer works there! Sigh.

So I saw "J" instead. I made sure she knew I was a repeat customer. After the preliminaries she gave me the GFE. No DFK or DATY, I'm not interested in those. But what a musician! Great on the skin flute. DT CBJ, CG, DS, mish with her scratching my back and ass with her nails until completion. Usual fees.

It's out there for repeat customers who treat them nice.

[Da Bot]

Hit a LAMP in the Valley last week, place I've been to before. A new provider (for me, anyway), Miss "B." Absolutely perfect natural tits, I'd guess 32C with large nipples. Not much in the way of preliminaries, just "you want everything?" and strip. CBJ, CG, DS, mish to complete.

Usual fees. Love those tits, so I'll definitely repeat.

Become a repeat customer, and you can get the same. They have to get to know you.

[Friendly Tiger]

Are thai extra services any better than others (with the exception of koreans I know ymmv)?

Thai massage & extras is an oxymoron, 99.9% of the time. Even with repeated visits you are verrrrrry unlikely to get even an hj.

My Thia gf, who I met in a Thai mp, would never do extras on the job with me. But in hotel room, well, then she let loose!!!

There is a spiritual connection with massage for Thai people; to do anything sexual while giving a massage, is considered deeply disrespectful. But all rules have a few, very few, exceptions.

My advice... forgettaboutit. LOL

[Thrilla59]

Are thai extra services any better than others (with the exception of koreans I know ymmv)?

I think that I have researched myself about the matter enough to know how to approach a massage house with confidence.

I just need this one last piece of the massage game puzzle.

Monger safely you all.

[Da Bot]

Hit my favorite LAMP this week, but my preferred provider wasn't there. Saw "D" instead, I'd guess in her 30's, a bit heavy but with great tits. Started with CBJ, then to CG, DS, mish, back to DS to completion. Those tits were great to handle and suck on, but she was not really into it and the whole thing was rather mechanical. Usual fees.

I won't repeat.

They seem a bit less spooked that a couple of months ago, but still very cautious. Be careful out there.