2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[sirhumpsalott]

Definately hard to read the post. However, it is a very good post, even if he did leave a .75 tip. Yikes, when I am happy, maybe another .1 or even a Jackson.

Happy Mongering.

Bob Amp

Yeh I know i paid a bit much but she was REALLY good and provided an unexpected GFE that I thought was worth the extra $$ and with me, a non pushy, non rushed attitude goes a long way. I was there longer than the paid for 45 minutes and no one said anything about it. I'm pretty sure that she understood that and I don't see her expecting that from everyone on a reg basis.

The plus side that i find about tipping big on an initial foray into these joints is the excellent treatment that I get on return visits. I have since been back twice to that place and have recieved nothing but the utmost in service from the other girls (not paying extra) and mamasan always greets me like a long lost relative. If you plan on excellent repeat service to these places it's all about good first impressions.

Anyway, glad you liked the report and there will be more. Rest assured that I have since learned not to post as one big paragraph so you'll have an easier time reading the next one.

Happy mongering!

SHAL

[Bob Amp]

Definately hard to read the post. However, it is a very good post, even if he did leave a .75 tip. Yikes, when I am happy, maybe another .1 or even a Jackson.

Happy Mongering.

Bob Amp

[sirhumpsalott]

So I finally decided to take the plunge and hit up an amp here in San Fran. I had sort of sworn off of the stateside AMP's because I got spoiled while in Thailand and did not think that they would compare but me little fella was getting tired of porno and needed the attention only a caring working woman could provide. Tried to go to Lucky Spa over on Mission Street but the voice in the speaker said that there were no girls available even though their open sign was on and flashing. Well it was Easter Sunday so I figured that they only had a few girls working. Told them that I would wait but they wouldn't let me in so I said Fuck em', their loss, and proceeded over to the Golden Dragon on Mason. Rang the buzzer and was greeted and let in by the old mamasan who seemed pretty cool which relaxed me enough to take a look around the waiting area. There were about 10/11 girls lounging around in lingere. All were nice looking and slim with the least rating an 8. I guess I took to long looking so the Mamasan picked for me. I forget the girls name but she was cute and seemed really eager to get busy. Mama asks for .45 for 45min, I give it to her and my girl leads me to a room in the back, she's real nice and tells me to strip and take a shower and she'll be right back. After my shower, I wait for her for about 10 minutes (my only complaint) but when she returns she is wearing a red satin baby doll that falls just below her magic happy place. I lay on my stomach and she gives me somewhat of a relaxing massage focusing on my ass. She kept squeezing it and mooshing it like she was kneading bread or something. I can tell she is trying to figure if I'm a cop or not so I tell her a friend of mine recommended this place to me and that he said he had a great time. She asks me what he said and I tell her that he told me he left very relaxed. She laughes and we talked some more and I find out that she is Thai and has been living in the US for 10 years. After some more small talk with her to assure her that I wasn't LE she tells me to turn over and she starts to lightly brush my penis with her wrist as she massages the inside of my thighs. Mr. happy starts to rise to the occasion and she took that as her cue for the proposal. She asks what I want to do and I tell her everthing! She smiles (beutiful) and asks me how much my friend paid, I said 150 and she says it's usually 200 but since I was a nice guy, she said 150 would be fine. I start to get up to get the money out of my pants but she gently pushes me back down and says that there is no hurry and can pay afterwards. She then starts to gently stroke Jr. as she sucks and licks my nipples, god I love that. She then kisses her way down to my little buddy and begins to give me a REALLY good CBJ which almost finished me right there. I then tell here to lie down and we do mish. There is a full lenght mirror right next to the bed and I watch her as I'm plowing. I don't know if she was acting but my god this girl was horny! I don't think she was faking because I could actually feel her box convulse around my boy as she loudly moaned in orgasm. I put my hand down there and it was soaking wet with her juices. I wanted to do doggy but she wrapped her legs around me, grabbed my ass, and began grinding and pulling me deeper into her. At this point I began to wonder who was fucking who and was starting to get a little worried because now she's really almost screaming! I can tell by her face that she is really building up to a big one (her eyeballs were sort of rolling up and her eyelids were flickering) so i decide to quit holding back and when I feel her let loose, I also open the floodgates and fill the condom. I collapse on top of her and she stays wrapped around me and begins kissing me on the neck and mouth. We cuddle like that for a few minutes then I pull out and she takes the condom off, wraps it in a napkin, throws it away, then gets a warm rag and proceeds to clean me off. She then asks if I want to take a shower and I do, she says she will be right back and leaves. After I'm showered and clothed, she comes back and hugs and kisses me again. I tell her I had a great time and pull out the 150 we agreed on. I add another .75 to it and tell her she was great. She wants to know when I will be back and that if I pick another girl she would be upset. I tell her don't worry and she walks me back out but not before another hug and kiss. I say bye and Mamasan shows me out. She asks if I had a good time and I assure her that I had a GREAT time. She asks me to tell my friends because it's been slow. I say ok, thank her for her kindness, then leave, a very satisfied man.

Hi,

This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.

I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it very difficult to read a report that is written as one long block of text. It's kind of like trying to eat an entire steak in one bite.

I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key every few sentences while you're writing, and thus break your report into smaller paragraphs, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.

Thanks,

Jackson