Grand Rapids Pugilistic Society

[TypicalDude]

So it's been an interesting two weeks in the Genoverse.

I have no notes.

[Gene2]

So it's been an interesting two weeks in the Genoverse. I want to let you know what happened to me that culminated in the dual postings of two weeks ago. But that has to wait. That post will come tomorrow.

Prior to that, I decided to take a whimsical approach to the succeeding events and duplicitous pandering here on USA. Therefore, I am now presenting a fictional account of the past two weeks. Lest any of you think this is real, I will be saying things in code to indicate an entirely farcical event (shout out to Al Michaels via Howard Stern). Bababooey.

So the past two weeks I've been in a medically induced coma after single handedly saving a bus filled with orphans that caught fire before falling into the shark infested waters of Lake Michigan. I am happy to report all those little urchins were saved. While in the hospital I was finally out of the coma yesterday. And I had several visitors.

The first was Ashley Winter, the new owner of Serenity. Well, not exactly. I thought it was Ashley Winter. Turned out it was a pale skinned 12 year old boy with a shitty attitude, wearing braces and a Cruella Deville wig and he had just fallen into an industrial sized vat full of comic book ink. My mistaken identification was understandable. The visuals are eerily similar. And to add to the mistaken identification, he / she asked me to smell his / her finger. It smelled exactly like ass and prostate (or prostrate as one of our frenz would say).

The second visitor was none other than Haley Matters, the prior maven of Serenity. She looked good and at peace. I asked about the sale of Serenity. She said she was just worn out by trying to act excited by certain old retirees showing up wanting to drink coffee for free. And that she was now investing in a gay bar instead. All of a sudden the ass play regimen started to make sense. Then she asked me to smell her finger. It smelled like Vagina. But not Hayley's. Hmmm.

The third visitor was Milan. Ahh. A vision. A goddess. She was wearing a nurse's uniform. Not unisex scrubs. But a nurses uniform befitting a sexy Halloween party. I couldn't stop staring. She asks me to smell her finger. It smelled like coconut oil and deep abiding pleasure. What an angel of mercy. She asked if I knew what had happened in the world while I was out. She told me about Donald being indicted again. She told me about the mini submarine implosion. She told me about the son of POTUS pleading guilty. But she said all anyone wanted to discuss was my dual postings. Ah the humanity of it all. I was nearly overcome with angst. She comforted me. She soothed me. She looked deep into my soul with those piercing blue eyes. She touched me. She cares about me. She sang to me. The voice of an angel. And all was well. What a woman. Nothing lame about her service.

The fourth visitor was Moe from Boost Mobile on Plainfield Ave NE. He said Larry and Curly sent their regards. He then told me of a new plan he had hatched to build his business. He was going to sell new phones to mongers when all they really needed was a free VPN. He said he had a brilliant marketing technique he was implementing. It involved word of mouth advertising with a password needed. He would call his circle of potential customers "Bros of Moe's". They would be given a code word like "vampire" or "sucker" and would then be allowed to overpay for substandard services. The kicker is that he negotiated a sweet deal for himself. For every two months of service sold to a "Bros of Moe's" he got one month free himself. He calls his new plan "Freebie for Meebie". But he swore me to secrecy. None of his Bros could ever know about this scam. Err, I mean deal. No. It has to be on the down low. And Moe would deny its existence if anyone was figuring it out.

I asked Moe if his recommendation for Boost meant that Boost service was the best quality and value. His response was "Hell no. The others are higher quality and better value. But I don't get a commission from the others. So Boost is the best, it doesn't drop a call, it doesn't spill a drop. " You have to admire the chutzpah. I asked how he would handle it if some astute mongers figured it out. He said "I will attack. I will use words like "honor" and "integrity" to assail them. I will accuse them of being "white knights". I will use misdirection and make it seem like I actually respect other providers. Make it seem like I was being helpful. I Mongers are so stupid they will believe me. I am that much smarter than they are. " You have to admire the chutzpah.

Tomorrow I speak further. Non fiction tomorrow.

[StarMan2]

I find this latest tiff about a member having gasp another login freaking hilarious.

[NoseJelly]

The latest hubbub is giving me flashbacks to the MICompanions debacle! What a Shitshow that was! Such Epic Drama ole Sid started a site called MI (C) omplainers so people could continue arguing after the MIC site was shut down! Where's Sid when he's needed!

[MidwestHobby]

I have news for these idiots using new profiles. If your new profile runs the same rant as the old one like white knighting the same providers and hating the same mongers its very easy to see you're a fake.

Amen.

None of us are as clever as we think we are. That's why, one by one, everyone gets busted at some point.

[Cassidy69]

Calm down Mussolini. You're not really the dictator here you think you are. Mongers look to you for cheap ******. Mongers look to Gene for more expensive experiences. You each fill a need. I share your outrage with gene having two accounts. It's terrible. Criminal. Right up there with Jay walking. And farting in the elevator. Terrible. Capital punishment is required.
Only thing worse would be if he was promoting Serenity and Ashley winter for freebies for himself. Maybe we can ask HayleyMatters. Or AshleyWinter. Or Hollywood55. Or Breezii. Or.... You can see how terrible it would be if gene did that. Or if anyone else is doing that.
Me. I think he was on to you. And it pisses you off. And it's bad for the freebie business. Your more protected here than a bald eagle at Mt Rushmore. Just look at what happens when Blackfire comes at you. He gets threatened with banishment. Protected. But Gene carefully worded things to educate the rest of us here. Outed you. But respectful. You have a few members fooled. But most of us know what you are. And that's ok. You fill a need. Just save us the mock outrage and morality lessons..

LOL. I love this. You fuckin nailed it.

[WayneJWorld]

FWIW, I was acknowledging that Benz made good points. I was saying I hadn't considered what he rightly pointed out.

Maybe I'm missing something, in your quote / reply to my previous post.

I agree with you. Good points were mentioned. My take on it was why have the second sign in? There are reviewers that I just don't have the same taste as they do, other reviewers I tend to agree with their point of views more often. The key is to have honest reviews based on performance, not quid pro quo.

[Benz1]

Nice job Emperor. Going back to a JMaul post for may 22. You scolded a monger for not staying in 23. Another example of your "integrity". You love trying to control everyone here. But you have been revealed. Outed. We know. Just go see Ashley for your freebie. And don't worry, I won't go see her and offer double her price for the details about your business arrangement to promote serenity and her. We already have that info. And BTW we miss JMaul. He had you figured out too.

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I was trying to help you with your quest.

Let the readers read for themselves what you call a scolding.

Now we see you are three.

Easier to understand now why you would defend a monger using multiple profiles.

[LandRover20]

I agree with TD. I too enjoyed the long wordy posts Gene put out. It was nice to get detailed descriptions and updates on the ladies. I appreciate his grasp of grammar and fresh outlooks.

Now as for the second account, well, I cannot say why he did that. As TD stated, we are ALL liars here. But I think it is like the problem I had when I had a hobby account on facebook. There were a few times when I went to FB jail over a post, and I used FB for contact on a lot of providers, so I opened another account to keep in touch with them while the original account jail time wound down.

I would be disappointed if Gene used the second account to write up the same visit with a provider. From what I can see, that is not the case, but I'm not going to waste hours of time finding out. Nor am I going to spend all sorts of time building myself up due to Genes mistake. I've made enough mistakes of my own.

You know, in a weird way, I'm actually heartened by how many mongers enjoy Gene's long-winded extraneous superfluous verbosity. Who says attention spans are dwindling? Not this forum!

[DjBiker]

Calm down Mussolini. You're not really the dictator here you think you are. Mongers look to you for cheap ******. Mongers look to Gene for more expensive experiences. You each fill a need. I share your outrage with gene having two accounts. It's terrible. Criminal. Right up there with Jay walking. And farting in the elevator. Terrible. Capital punishment is required. Only thing worse would be if he was promoting Serenity and Ashley winter for freebies for himself. Maybe we can ask HayleyMatters. Or AshleyWinter. Or Hollywood55. Or Breezii. Or.... You can see how terrible it would be if gene did that. Or if anyone else is doing that. Me. I think he was on to you. And it pisses you off. And it's bad for the freebie business. Your more protected here than a bald eagle at Mt Rushmore. Just look at what happens when Blackfire comes at you. He gets threatened with banishment. Protected. But Gene carefully worded things to educate the rest of us here. Outed you. But respectful. You have a few members fooled. But most of us know what you are. And that's ok. You fill a need. Just save us the mock outrage and morality lessons. So now what?. You going to claim I'm Gene? Just like you did to Mercenary? Sure. We are all Gene. Gene has 157 accounts here and he has hired a team to post. Maybe Gene is like Obiwan Kinobi and he is everywhere and is haunting you. Gene Kinobi. Using the power of the force against the Emperor Benz. Get a grip man.

Well said, your correct most of my posts challenging him never see the light of day they never post, hummmm, he thinks he is smart, I will almost 98% sure that providers know all his personal info he says no but like he calls out others he is lying, as his newest street walker he promotes has her head in his filthy ass Kia seat she is searching for info once she gets her rotten teeth off the dash he can tell her thanks I will mention you LOL.

But be prepared as his "team" starts giving you shit, "nose snot" bottomless pit, and few more.

Anyway good job.

[AntBz]

You should Stick with facts you've supported in the past that are real and you can prove.

If you want to use a new profile, so be it. Don't keep using them all like Gene. I can see why I never got freebies from BBU.

Nice job Emperor. Going back to a JMaul post for may 22. You scolded a monger for not staying in 23. Another example of your "integrity". You love trying to control everyone here. But you have been revealed. Outed. We know. Just go see Ashley for your freebie. And don't worry, I won't go see her and offer double her price for the details about your business arrangement to promote serenity and her. We already have that info. And BTW we miss JMaul. He had you figured out too.

[Benz1]

Holy macaroni there are a lot of posts about BBU lately LOL. Whether you are a seasoned or newbie you should probably be aware of what is going on if you decide to visit their establishment.

Take my words with a grain of salt. Some of you will read and immediately dismiss my opinion as someone who is salty or trying to earn favor elsewhere. Believe what you want.

I have followed B25 ever since she went independent and have joked that it became the bank of Brit based on how much money I parked. Haven't been there since 2021 for many reasons. Details will be spared or maybe shared later.

If you go to BBU, you should be forewarned of a few things.

First, any personal information you share, including the car you drive, license plate, pictures you pass along, everything could be shared at the discretion of the person who runs the business. All of that is stored info and at risk of getting into the wrong hands. With other providers, with other clients, etc. It has even made it to the boards several years ago. Glad I wasn't that guy who had his info thrown out there, holy shit.

Second, you are no more than a transaction or source of money. That might be totally OK with you, but that will also be leveraged against you if needed and shared amongst other clientele. Some of you have probably heard stories about me. Believe what you want, but dang there's better things to talk about lmfao.

Third, be warned that a woman pimp is a dangerous thing in the hobby. Draw your own conclusions. I don't hate the providers, I hate the games being played at the expense of everyone's generosity, safety and anonymity. Educated guess that some of the providers at BBU would like to leave but fear petty retaliation.

At least wake the fuck up and be careful in who you see and what you share. I hope Bodyworks wakes the fuck up and changes the way they conduct business. It isn't safe. Not all that glitters is gold.

Stay safe.

You should Stick with facts you've supported in the past that are real and you can prove.

A very disturbing fact is that Gene has encouraged members of this board to give information to providers at BBU for screening , they wont out or extort you. Now we see multiple profiles from this misinformed member.

His followers will eventually follow him off a cliff.

If you want to use a new profile, so be it. Don't keep using them all like Gene. I can see why he creeper the girls out at BBU.

[AntBz]

Appears one of the squad found their way home from the Grassy Knoll with a new profile name.

Haven't had a freebie in awhile.

I'll have a one watching their blood pressure pop to heart attack levels.

Let the Benz Bashing Begin again.

Nah. Not Benz bashing. More like Benz revealing. Outing. In broad daylight. Open for all to see. It's all about the freebies. And we know. We do.

[Benz1]

Appears one of the squad found their way home from the Grassy Knoll with a new profile name.
Maybe I should start a new profile too. With a new profile , I can yell at people, stroke my Benz profile and nobody would know it's me.
I have news for these idiots using new profiles. If your new profile runs the same rant as the old one like white knighting the same providers and hating the same mongers its very easy to see you're a fake.

Haven't had a good laugh in awhile.

I'll have a one watching their blood pressure pop to heart attack levels.

Let the Benz Bashing Begin again.

[TypicalDude]

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. Wow English Lit classes be used in an escort forum. Who would have thunk (sic).

FWIW, I was acknowledging that Benz made good points. I was saying I hadn't considered what he rightly pointed out.

Maybe I'm missing something, in your quote / reply to my previous post.