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[DC Guy]

Anyone have a report on this one?
Posted in Metroland Aug 21 2003 issue.

Country Girl

In my high heeled boots with a sexy little mini skirt, let me show you my country dance and allure you with my 36D chest. Come and let me relax you with a private one on on. Call 454-8070

or this one?

My #1 Specialty...

PLEASURE! That not being all...With me you will find a nice body, nice butt, small firm breasts that all love to be squeezed. The better the tip the better the pleasure. 372-2807

[Max #01]

Cloud 9 report - only had about 30 minutes and had skimmed this page. Went about 5PM on Thursday night - before the rush. I became interested in "Storm" -- probably about 22-ish, 5'5", slim, natural "C's" and adorned with a "landing strip". Opted for the upstairs private show. She got a "rise" out of me, to say the least. Mentioned afterwards that she had just arrived and that she likes to "play". Had to head downstate, so didn't follow up.

Be safe - Max

[24601]

Saw a couple ladies hanging out in front of cloud9. Looked like they were open for business. Anyone had any luck with any of the places on Central? Shenanigans, Christies? Please post here.

Thanks

[rick_monroe]

Hello everyone, good to see some action on the board.

Made some very good pickups over the past month or so in Schenectady:

Lisa - Very worn out white chick, she probably was beautiful at one point. Very thin, long jet-black hair. Make sure she's straight when you pick her up, and she gives fantastic bj's. Ball sucking, likcing the shaft up and down, alternates slow and fast, keeps sucking and jerking straight through to the very end, just a real pro. She definitely looks rough, but being the mindless zombie I am (lol), I've gone back to her a few times for that kind of perfomance. $30 for incredible BBBJ.

Michelle - Very cute PR girl. Won't give oral, but loves to F***. Extremely tight and got really into it as I banged her doggystyle. Didn't even peep when I slapped her ass! Picked her up late at night on State street near the fleabag hotels. Grab her if you can, her shit is gold! lol

Janine - Very nice, intelligent light-skinned black lady, decent looking. Had her hair pulled up in a bun, was scared at first she may have been LE. No way she's been doing this for too long, a real pleasure to talk with. Gave a really nice BJ for $20, but pulled back just as I came (grr....). Still worth it, probably would have let me bust in her mouth for a couple of extra bucks.

That's all for now, keep it safe!

[AlbanyJoe]

BACK TO TROY like the pathetic little zombie i am.

Ah Clarence, you are not alone! Many's the night I've gone from one city to the next, well after peak hours, in search of that rare gem. Unfortunately, we all know the type that is out in the wee hours.

Although, last Sunday I lucked out about 3am in Schenectady. Picked up (?), a tall, slim mid-30's dirty blond with shoulder-length hair. Pro all the way, but pleasant enough. $20 BBBJTC - can't complain about that!

[Two Pumps]

Down in Schenectady this past Friday and picked up "Tee Tee" in a parking lot near Brandywine and Union about 11:30 am. Got a great bbbj for 25. She wanted 30, tried to negociate for 20 and settled. Good honest service.

Had a burger and fries at the Brandywine diner, then later at about 1:30 pm, picked up a skinny thing on Albany St., a few blocks towards town from Brandywine. Forgot her name but went to a spot and got a great bbbj for 20. What a marvelous afternoon!

LE was noticable but not aggressive.

[Clarence]

friday night. troy, usual stroll, 11p-11:30p, 3-4 passes (3rd 4th 5th bway, etc) NOTHING, not even a maybe. headed to schenectady. 3 passes, 12midnight - 12:30 NOTHING, not even a maybe.

BACK TO TROY like the pathetic little zombie i am. turned the corner past fresnos about 1 am and hit a roadblock... 6-8 cars. one way street, nowhere to go without attracting attention. had to conversate with a man in blue for a few minutes. i think he was prospecting to see if i was drunk, which i was not. as luck would have it, he liked my vehicle, so we chatted about it and he let me move on. so i hit the stroll because i can't help myself :-) saw courtney, the little blonde but was not interested (been there). saw the tall short black haired, pear shaped girl walking with a hot white girl in tank top and jeans, but they must have already scored what they needed because they continued walking down to the river. SO i went to cloud nine to check it out.

very pleasantly surprised. divey but all girls were nice looking. worst girl of 7 or 8 had a kind of horsey face but young, tiny slim flat waist, perky 32b's and a perfect small ass. one outgoing dancer, very tall, blonde, great mouth, wearing a cowboy hat and thigh high white vinyl boots came over immediately and gave me a chair dance for 5 with severe ass/crotch grindage. vip rooms with rates from 50 for 15 minute private couch dance to 250 for 1 hr in the 'sultan suite'. tip is expected and extra.... fs is extremely unlikely, bj is probably expensive. hr/self hr is the best a newbie can count on. however, i have no doubt that extras can be negotiated. i would have found out for certain if the GD atm machine was working i will definitely give it another shot (btw - less aggresive hustling than shenanigans)

[Dylock]

Waka Jawaka,
That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read! I know that wasn't your intention, but your street lingo translates well into text.

[Two Pumps]

Was on the Hill in Schnectady in the latter part of Julyand had a good time. Watch out for a black girl that wants you to Daty while she does her crack. She will leave you hanging if you don't get serviced first. LE very aggressive in this part of Schnectady. Was also ripped of by another chick - definately a crack ho. Don't hang out on Emmit St. LE very heavy there.

[Bubba261]

Originally posted by Waka Jawaka


I don't think I overreacted or misjudged her intentions. We all have heard these lines a few times before. What amazes me are the guys who are willing to take the chance of going into a building in the ghetto with a SW. She could be leading you into a street gang's "headquarters"!

The thrill of the hunt & chase is great, but I think it's time I saved up and treated myself to a decent AMP. Wish I wasn't so far behind on the bills!

Anyway, if you see this 5 foot 3 black girl with nice tits and slightly crossed eyes, short hair and a decent butt, keep going! I did ask her name but she mumbled her answer and I didn't get it. [/i]

Great post. Great reaction. Wish I could think that fast (yes, it's happened to all of us at one time or another!)

[DC Guy]

Keep an eye out for Courtney in Troy. Skinny 20yr old blonde. She is usually around after 9pm. Fantastic services.

[Waka Jawaka]

After a visit to a relative not far from Troy, I decided to do a little window shopping on my way home. At about 4:00 AM Sunday morning August 10th I spotted a SW, black lady about 5'3". She had a plain face but a pretty decent body. I turned down the street and stopped for her. She got in the car and I saw she was a bit cross eyed. Cockeyed I was hoping! She looked better at a distance, but I figured I already took the risk of stopping for her. Besides, she did have a nice set of tits I was hoping to handle during a BBBJ. (This was in Albany by the way, near the park on the north end of Clinton Avenue.)

So I ask her where's a good place to park and she had me pull into a lot next to an unattended pickup truck. I gave her 20 and she started with a HJ. Then she got this really depressed expression on her face and said "This spot ain't no good. Tell you what. Bring me to the store then we can go to someplace else. I can finish you off in the hallway by my girl's house..."

Without the aid of a PSYCHIC it was obvious to me where this was going...

Me : "I'm not bringing you to the store until we go park somewhere else and you finish me."

Her: "You gonna be right there when I go in. I gots ta get cigarettes."

Me: "Do you think I've never heard these lines before? I'm 42 years old. I know when I'm being tricked. You're gonna get your cigarettes, then you'll bring me to some house where you'll either set me up to get robbed, or you'll go in without me and not come out."

Her: "Baby it ain't like dat. It's hot around here. I ain't tryin to go to no jail."

Me : "I was waiting for the 'it's hot around here' line. Well, if it's so hot around here why did YOU pick this spot?"

Her : "Why is you trippin? I ain't like dat. You'll see. Come on, let's go to the store."

Me : "You know something? I was looking for someone I could see regularly. I'm a nice guy, I'm safe, I'd never hurt you...but you fucked up. If you were gonna give me a BJ you would be doing it right now. I'm not bringing you to no store, and I'm not bringing you to anyone's house. Just keep the money and get out of the car."

Her : "Is you serious? You ain't gonna try to get it back?"

Me: "Nope, it's yours. You got me good. I guess this is why it's called 'trickin''. Joke's on me... but one more thing. You got my 20, so at least show me those tits before you go."

And she did. They were nice. Too bad she wasn't. As she got out I told her "I won't be picking you up again. I hope I drive by you when you really need a hit off the pipe."

I don't think I overreacted or misjudged her intentions. We all have heard these lines a few times before. What amazes me are the guys who are willing to take the chance of going into a building in the ghetto with a SW. She could be leading you into a street gang's "headquarters"!

The thrill of the hunt & chase is great, but I think it's time I saved up and treated myself to a decent AMP. Wish I wasn't so far behind on the bills!

Anyway, if you see this 5 foot 3 black girl with nice tits and slightly crossed eyes, short hair and a decent butt, keep going! I did ask her name but she mumbled her answer and I didn't get it.

[asnyusa]

I traveled thru Albany, on Central Ave. about 10 pm yesterday (Wednesday) around Post office area and the Police station. I saw no Sw at all. I drove around for about a half hour saw no one at all. I left disappointed. It was dead no Le or SW.

[Clarence]

boring sunday night so i headed over to troy. made the rounds three times between 11:15 - 11:45pm. nothing, nobody, not even a 'maybe' or an ugly. drove to albany. saw several black women that looked good - one in tight red/orange leather pants - but none would return my stare. several cops were making loops around the area, so maybe they were laying low. i've never scored there, i know i don't try as hard because i am nervous, don't know the area well or have a parking spot scoped out... and there are always cruisers. anyway, headed up to schenectady and was pleasantly surprised to see four girls on my first pass around 12:30am or so. the bad news is that the only one i wanted (a small thin black woman) i could not catch up to. the other three included a fat white blonde, a slightly smaller white blonde who was a little too obvious for me (waving in front of a bright lighted sign), and a tall attractive black woman who i picked up once before and she was really smelly. did not see a single cruiser!

SO - i went back to troy hoping to find one of the late night gems that surface now and then. no luck saw a tall white girl, short black hair, built like a pear. a short curvy black woman up by cloud 9, not sure if she was working, there was a guy hanging around. and talked briefly to kya, hispanic or light skinned black, short nappy hair.... very nice body but doin the crack babble/tongue click thing, so i passed. she wanted a ride for her and her friend to their hoosac street apartment where they'd both show me a great time. she sounded very sincere. no thanks, maybe some other night :-)

on the escort front, i've been reading some bad things about divas on another board, like the girls are doing a lot of upselling and many are not providing full service. i have not used them in a long time, i still recommend samantha very highly but don't know if the problems are new "company policy" or just with the new girls... or fear of LE.... anybody have any recent experience with them?

i called falcon crest (metroland) and set up an incall date with "skylar" for 11:30pm. made my second call from the appointed spot at exactly 11:30, was directed to a motel parking lot where she would meet me. waited about 30 minutes, called back from the motel payphone. phone guy says he'll call her and see what's going on. i call him back in 15 - he says he's left 2 messages, she hasn't called back, but.... oh wait, hang on a second.... and he leaves me hanging on the phone for about 5 minutes with the desk clerk staring at me. so i hang up.... hang in the parking lot for 10 more minutes, and finally leave empty handed. the phone guy seems a little bit odd. anybody have any experience with falcon crest?

[rick_monroe]

Here's the story on the Albany bust off of MSNBC. $300 Bucks to screw in a cubicle lol! I'm kind of gald I missed it!

ALBANY, N.Y., July 25 - Police have shut down what some customers might have called "The Best Little Warehouse in Albany." The say a high-priced prostitution business was being run out of a building at 450 North Pearl St. in Albany. However, authorities say this was not an ordinary, run of the mill prostitution ring.

OFFICIALS SAY THE expensive prostitutes were having sex there at all times of the day and night.
Dianna Welyczko, 18, of Troy, Melanie Jerrils, 30, of Colonie are accused of prostitution. They're part of a group allegedly working out of the warehouse.
"They were up to the $200 to $300 range. They were basically good looking girls, and they demanded a lot more money than your typical crack, street prostitute," said Albany County Sheriff's Department Inspector John Burke.
Undercover officers answered ads in Metroland. Officials say they set up meetings at the warehouse, where partitions divide the space into more than 20 rooms.
The building was also used for rehearsals for musicians.
"The act was being committed in a little tiny cubicle while ten bands were practicing their music," Burke said. "It must have been a noisy act."
And cramped. The cubicle was furnished with just a tiny table.
Ronald Machado and Thomas Clements of Watervliet were also arrested. Authorities say they delivered the women and collected the money.
Inside the warehouse, the workingwomen had their own bodyguard. Officials say these prostitutes were unusual, both in price range and in background.
"They came from good areas, good homes. I guess they just wanted a quick dollar," Burke said. "We seized like $800 off of one of the girls that she made that day. It was mid-afternoon. She had already made $800."
Officials say the women wanted $200 for the act and a $100 tip.
The building is now padlocked. Code enforcement found a number of fire and safety violations.