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  1. #978

    Wilshire Wonder

    I've seen some chick (age 40's-50's) with big hooters walking with bags toward the bus stop off Wilshire in a lovely part of town. Made a you-Turn, she hopped in after saying the magic words, "Do you need a ride" I never got her name, but she told me with a thick Euro accent I have the "balls" to pick her up and that people back home in Europe are more excellent and offered her rides all the time (but I think that although she is still hot, she is not in her 20's or 30's anymore and people ignore her now). She also said This country is horrible (but life is what we make it, and I had a feeling, which turned out to be accurate, that she deserved her bad treatment in life because she flipped out on me at the end of the date for no reason).

    She was a foreign national who was half German and Half Romanian (we have a gypsy boys). Well, as soon as she got in the car, she would not shut up talking about how bad this country is and even taking digs at the Donald, LOL. I should have kicked her out for talking so much, but the little head prevailed again. Nevertheless, as soon as she told me she was Romanian (Gypsy), I knew to stay on guard. I don't think she was on drugs, but she talked her ass off like she was And kept putting her phone in my face to show me her stupid Facebook videos that blocked my view from driving. Maybe that was an old gypsy trick to cause me to have a car accident and for her to steal all my shit, but it did not work. In addition, this chick seemed delusional (most women are). Still, she was in a deep state of La La Land because she showed me videos of her trying on designer clothes in the mall that cost more than a car and dancing in the mirror, but she didn't buy the clothes. She was playing dress up in the mall like a child would.

    In the midst of all this, the same chick was telling me she was down on her luck and that she was going to commit suicide tomorrow (why not today? Couldn't pay her phone bill, her gym bill, and her visa in this country had expired. She does not have a green card, yada yada (Poor ***** Fables). I'm sure she is lying to garner my sympathy, but I have been through so much in life that I know better. She complained and lied to me the whole time, saying she would give me head on the way to find a parking spot and just wanted to give me a hand job when we got there. I knew she was lying, so I told her I would put the money on the dash so she would not try to play with me. It worked, but she was still being a crazy gypsy. She called my penis beautiful like it was the fountain of youth or the 7th wonder of the world, as a crazy gypsy would. Still, every time she would act dumb or complain during the date, I would take more and more money away that was meant for her if she just acted right. After she could not finish me off with the hand job, she said that she was going to have a heart attack and she had to stop. I told her I would turn on the AC, and she kept getting belligerent, so I told her to get out, but she seemed like she was trying to grab something to steal, so I pushed her outside, and she fell on her ass.

    If every bad stereotype about gypsies were put into one person, this would be her. She was crazy the whole time and was trying to scam me out of money by lying. Beware because although she may have big titties, there is a thorn, or, in her case, many thorns, in every rose; I digress.

  2. #977
    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    Step by step.
    Please don't say the trigger word Niagara Falls!

    This is the reference up until 2 minutes and how I beat the market.

    https://youtu.be/MYP1OBZfFK0?si=f0vw-yo5rRPWbGjz

    Loads of fun but got too embarrassed to take more screenshots but here are a few. Let me know if we should do this again for educational purposes?

    Thank you!
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  3. #976
    Quote Originally Posted by LoveFromFrank  [View Original Post]
    Ignore the trolls. Theres many here and on other forums unfortunately. Enjoy yourself and be safe about it through education and open communication with your medical provider if you so choose to disclose your hobby. I hope who ever you see treats you to a nice time.
    Yeah. The mongers are a tough bunch. Smell a little blood and they go right for the kill. Happy birthday bro. Don't let them get to you. Just grow a pair and go right back at them! Hahahahaha.

  4. #975

    Happy belated man

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoi1022  [View Original Post]
    I don't understand why you have to be rude about it. Yes this is my first post and its also under the thread "Bareback Beauties". I'm just trying to find a nice recommendation for my Bday from the peers in the forum.

    Also thank you for those who wish me a Happy Birthday and I appreciate those who replied.
    Ignore the trolls. Theres many here and on other forums unfortunately. Enjoy yourself and be safe about it through education and open communication with your medical provider if you so choose to disclose your hobby. I hope who ever you see treats you to a nice time.

  5. #974

    This boards infamous troll

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoi1022  [View Original Post]
    I don't understand why you have to be rude about it. Yes this is my first post and its also under the thread "Bareback Beauties". I'm just trying to find a nice recommendation for my Bday from the peers in the forum.

    Also thank you for those who wish me a Happy Birthday and I appreciate those who replied.
    It's best to ignore him. And then ignore the new profile he eventually makes when people stop interacting with him. Tbh dudes modus operandi makes me question if he even likes pussy / women. Seems he pays for it specifically to brag. Reminds me of an ex coworker that would always try to show me videos of his conquests while we were on a smoke break and would get offended when I pointed out how negatively those same girls talked about him lmao. Warehouse jobs are crazy! Everyone fucked everyone.

  6. #973

    Slowly I Turn,

    Step by step.

    Just to complete this, my main partner in today's dance was $TSM and semiconductors. All over the place. Making sure that when the music stops, I'll have a seat.

    Going back in, pray for us!
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  7. #972
    Quote Originally Posted by AceMcNasty  [View Original Post]
    Happy Bday dude! For a newbie whose very 1st post here is asking for a hot BB spinner hook up, I highly recommend this freckled redhead named Rosy Palmer. Do you like DFK? She loves to stick that sweet red tongue inside your mouf. This is her contact info.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/RosyPalmer

    Report back here and let us know how your visit to the free clinic went. Buena suerte!
    I don't understand why you have to be rude about it. Yes this is my first post and its also under the thread "Bareback Beauties". I'm just trying to find a nice recommendation for my Bday from the peers in the forum.

    Also thank you for those who wish me a Happy Birthday and I appreciate those who replied.

  8. #971

    Continued

    Sometimes you get a new sex partner and you are not in sync. I was busy managing elsewhere and I missed the short side and I used my levels provided below. I should have gave $TSM as my pitch but noticed it after posting here. It actually was in perfect synced step with me and is another great example of 325.

    B = buy.

    S = sell.
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  9. #970

    Live

    Love.

    Or.
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  10. #969

    LA LA Land & Bullshit

    "Stupid is as stupid does. ".

    We are not done rallying and the sweethearts of the party, that everyone wants to dance with, are the nymphomaniacs that love a hard dick candle stick with a three step cadence.

    Rule #2024. Just when your formula works so much you bet the farm, the powers that be will trick you. They want to get you hooked and addicted.

    Here is a neat little chart that is interesting and could plauly out by the 3 step cadence to be Friday to Monday. My stupid, dumb, and dumber friends place their stop loss at break even and raise it every 20%. I am stupidest and this is just a thing to watch like a football game or TV show.

    So, Sunny days with rainbows. Please, show yourself.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7t8eoA_1jQ

    Don't forget.

    Peace!

  11. #968

    Ah Shit

    I forgot to add this. This us for my boys who are two and like to tag one girl.
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  12. #967
    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    Pattern repeats.
    Once again, I want to thank you.

    Here is today's 3 brain cell thought brought to you by stupid, dumb, and dumber. It is a three step dance. 1,2,3 push. Blow off top.

    When you climb to the top of a mountain upon arrival the first thing you notice is the bigger one across the valley protruding from the next ridge.

    Don't forget about the valley unless you are a seasoned professional or hold allegiance to bag-holders club.

    At this point you should understand that the world's economical cycle is in a downtrend. The only spark of lightning in the bottle is AI technology which is leaving a wasteland of programmers and start-up technicians. Much like the olden days with the miners 49 ers. Prospectors with lots of hope. Fortune's are made and lost. Sell the hope.

    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    knows how to bang, boom, and can show you a new thing or two, then make sure to eat your Wheaties and prepare for launch.
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  13. #966
    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    In other news, do you know what the MA325 is? Check out $SMCI and see how it reacts on the hourly. This MA acts like a line in the sand that can explode with a big Dick energy wick hammer candle and buyer volume. Ask your favorite AI to create this scanner plugin.

    Woot woot!!
    Ladies and Gents.

    It is always fun to try new things live and direct. This is only purely an example of possibilities. This also works on the inversion.

    Thank you!
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  14. #965

    Fight The Power w / Boomerang Effect

    Anyone else ever feel like W. Buffet and Batman's Riddler all in one day?

    "Listen if you're missing why'all.

    Swinging while I'm singin'.

    Giving whatcha gettin'.

    Knowing what I knowin'.

    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    Did you notice my rhyme prophecy? 3 days before the 90, and 3 days after the 99. Can't make this shit up.

    "If you can't be with the one you love, honey love the one you're with."
    "As the rhythm's designed to bounce (her ass).

    What counts is that the rhyme's.

    Designed to fill your mind.

    Now that you've realized the pride's arrived.

    We got to pump the stuff to make ya tough.

    From the heart.

    It's a start, a work of art.

    To revolutionize make a change nothing's strange".

    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    In other news, do you know what the MA325 is? Check out $SMCI and see how it reacts on the hourly. This MA acts like a line in the sand that can explode with a big Dick energy wick hammer candle and buyer volume. Ask your favorite AI to create this scanner plugin.
    "People, people we are the same.

    No we're not the same.

    'Cause we don't know the game.

    What we need is awareness, we can't get careless.

    You say what is this?

    My beloved let's get down to business.

    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    In other terrible no good kind of awful bad news it seems like LA dudes are being punked by price creep like you all have no restraint. Forty here, Sixty there, put everything else on credit bills, and pay your 33% interest rate. The bill is due then what are you going to do? Can't tell you how many dudes do this like once a month and are tipping 3 benjis. Don't flash the cash before the crash. You're not sitting at a front row table with bar girls surrounding you at the club. Don't flash the cash before the crash.

    Get that blow-off top in ... Golddust that we should trust?
    Sometimes the best way to celebrate is to let it all out. Bang a hottie on all-time levels, and look for a bounce back like a marksman who just learned their required strength and aim. Get some bargains. Any thing can happen.

    Peace!

  15. #964
    Quote Originally Posted by SturdyBirdy  [View Original Post]
    Looks like today is her last day. I messaged CGLA to confirm, and she said yes. I'll miss her.
    We really shouldn't blame girls with our problems and take care of our good girls better as mongers. Shame on LA. This is the finger pointing I'm talking about and she hinted is one of the contributing factor. I'm a little pissed about it all trust me.

    For those of you spreading fake rumors. If you want to see my test results and booking days I don't mind sending them. Pretty screwed up someone is going around blaming someone who isn't at fault and cares more about her health than most others. I'm clean she is clean. Someone else isn't and they are pointing the finger at the wrong girl.

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