2005 Archived Reports

[Big Hick]

Here is a review of some of the Cypress girls. These reviews are based on my direct experience or one of my buddies.

Amber - Short, blonde hair. Average build, b/c size chest, could use a few trips on the treadmill to tighten up her behind. Decent massage. Not too enthusiastic, has a "gotta make the donuts" look. Did finish with a Russian.
Looks: 6. Experience: 6.

Ariel - Dark, curly hair, typically tied up. Slightly heavier build, c/d chest, needs to lose about 10-15 lbs. She is in her early 20's. Good massage and great attitude. Didn't let me stick FIV, but let me suck on them. However she did do a body slide to finish me off.
Looks: 6. Experience: 7.

Amanda - Long hair, bleach blonde. Thin build with D size fake ones. She is probably around 30-35. Great massage. She became a little theatrical at the end. Did let me feel her rack, but no sucking. No FIV. She wanted a $100 tip, which wasn't worth the experience. I would avoid her.
Looks: 8. Experience: 7

If anyone has anymore reviews, please post.

[Neuticle Rule]

Hey, I'm new to this but I'm a long time fan. Went to Cypress yesterday. Great place. Serviced by Amber. She was very cool and kept talking about how she wanted to fark and suck me dry. Of course, she probably said this to everyone that day but it still was nice that she tried to make me feel sexy.

She may have been a little high though which is unusual. Usually all the girls there are very professional. She seemed childish though she was pushing mid-thirties.

All in all very positive experience. I will go back but I'll ask for someone other than her though I'd go with her if presented with the same lineup as yesterday.

[Irishborn 77]

Hello all,

This is my first post to the boards. Hopefully this post does not get yanked still not sure exactly what is allowed. Barber you where looking for directions to the cypress well here they are. Take 94 to Zeeb road not sure of the exit number. Take zeeb road south to jackson road and make a right (east). Take the michigan turn around and head west on jackson. Approximatly a half mile down you will see a sign that states what address are accessable from the next turn around. Look for the sign that states 4800-5200 (this is an example). Cypress is located on east bound jackson rd the address is 5100 and i believe that it is next door to a hot tub spa and sun room store but it is a stand alone building. Any way i hope this helps. Also i tried to send a reply to your query before but it seems like it did not go through but if it did then my appologies.

And Confucious says man who go hiking with lady have piece on earth.

[Duke Nukem]

I also picked Kimberly this weekend. She looks much better than majority of the girls hanging on the strip - long hair, pretty face, etc. Quickly settled on bj for a jackson. At the time we got to the spot I found out that she didn't have a condom. I am not into bb sex with working girls, so I switched to handjob.

Earlier last week tried to find Cypress Spa, but failed. Any hint?

Mapquest. It's on the right (heading west).

[King #1]

Earlier last week tried to find Cypress Spa, but failed. Any hint?

I think you tried too hard. It is right out there in the open. Get on I-94 and take it to Zeeb Rd (exit 169). Go south to Jackson Rd (maybe 1/2 mile or so). Take a "Michigan left" on Zeeb. It is down on the left side, beige colored building, address is 5100 Jackson Rd. They share a driveway with an awning place. If all else fails, look in the phone book.

[Irishborn 77]

I also picked Kimberly this weekend. She looks much better than majority of the girls hanging on the strip - long hair, pretty face, etc. Quickly settled on bj for a jackson. At the time we got to the spot I found out that she didn't have a condom. I am not into bb sex with working girls, so I switched to handjob.

Earlier last week tried to find Cypress Spa, but failed. Any hint?

This is my first post so hello all. You want to exit I-94 at Zeeb road and head South to Jackson Road. Make a right on to Jackson then hit the Michigan. Turn around so you are heading east on Jackson (it is a divided road). Look for a sign that states what adresses are on the west bound side of the road (i.e. 4800-5200 or something like that). It is in a stand alone building next to a place that sells spas if I remember correctly.

Any way happy hunting.

[Pig Barber]

I also picked Kimberly this weekend. She looks much better than majority of the girls hanging on the strip - long hair, pretty face, etc. Quickly settled on bj for a jackson. At the time we got to the spot I found out that she didn't have a condom. I am not into bb sex with working girls, so I switched to handjob.

Earlier last week tried to find Cypress Spa, but failed. Any hint?

[Member #1117]

Have been trying to keep on the down low lately. I was on quite a mongering streak for a while but decided I needed to settle down for a bit. I was in Ypsi at friends house near depot town. I was collecting on a wager that we had made and just drinking beers/hanging out early (7) on a friday night.

I leave his house, having zero intentions of mongering at all. I was near the ave on river when I notice a cute brunette. I did a double take, and it was Kimberly ( see my post this past march). I couldn't believe it. I was in such a dilema, didn't want to monger, still early (but dark), and only had jacksons on me.

I did a loop around, still unsure it was really her and if I was going to hang out with her. She gets in and sure enough it is her but this time she looks a little tattered. She is still cute but not like before. It is becoming apparent that she is starting to go down hill. Before she looked well taken care of, hair done nice, clean nice clothes, make up on and very pretty smile. Now she looks a bit worn down, clothes messed up, hair kinda frizzy, and acting jumpy. Her actions and looks seem to point to some sort of drugs, either the rock or meth. Just my guess. Don't get me wrong, she is still hotter than 90% that is out there but she looks like she is falling fast.

Unprepared for this adventure, I was only looking for an oral exam. I didn't have the amounts of green I like to negotiate with so I started lower than last time with her at .2 She went up a to .3 but I could only up it units of .2. We settled on .4 but I made a few stipulations before we agreed. I told her it was going to be dt, kinda rough and all the way down. None of this hand helping business and that my hand was going to be firmly placed on the back of head, helping her out. She agreed to that.

We found a nice place and she went to work. Started off a little shaky, until I grabbed her hand and placed it on my knee, while my other was guiding her. She was doing a great job but I could tell she was struggling a bit with all of the gagging. Then she almost puked and hacked up a bunch of spit. I told her it was ok and she kept going until I couldn't last anymore. She caught it all and that was it. I dropped her off at a "friends house" and then I rolled.

It was defintely worth it. I felt the most satisfied I had in a long time with sw.I don't know if I would do anything more than this with her though. Get it while it still looks good enough to get. It is sad to see her go down that path because I didn't see it the first time I met her (at her best) but it is the way things go in this activity.

Keep it safe, fellas!

[Man 3]

I finally found the Cypress spa.

There were 3 girls available.

It was Saturday afternoon and they were not busy so when I pick one girl, the other one also came into the room.

I ended up with spending $$$ for getting 2 girl naked.

One of them offer FS but could not get one.

Next time I will bring more cash.

[Big Raider]

This gal was not real skinny. Body was proably 7-8, but face was shop worn. Not sure how slim she was. She had a lot of layers on due to the weather. I was allowed to roam, but since we had a quickie in the car, can''t tell you much more.

I have seen other WSW around the area, mostly by the Bridge. Some look pretty wacked.

[Big Raider]

Article in Ann Arbor News reports that it was busted last night. Not a big suprise since an AMP operating in the same building was shut down a couple of years ago. No AMP's left in Ann Arbor again.

[Road King #1]

Hey Big Raider,

Was she really skinny? I saw a white chick all bundled up, couldnt see her face, but looked to have a nice bod in the general area you scored. I wasnt reall sure she was working, but got the look

[Single4238]

Lousy service tonight, only two girls, niether one would be better than a 6. The girl a got was rushed and couldn't speak a word of english. Didn't let me have a peek at the goods and would only let me feel over clothes. By the end I was so annoyed I didn't even bother for the HJ. Waste of .8 in my opinion, I'm definatly going to go Cypress from now on.

[Big Raider]

Hit Michigan about 8:30 this evening. Not much action, the cold weather seemed to dampen the activites. Stopped at gas station on the corner of Prospect. Decided to head over to Depot Town to eat. Cruising by the Car Wash I spotted WSW early 30's with a team jacket on. 5-6 on the sw scale.

We quickly decided that Mr. Jackson would get me a nice BBJCIM. Services was as promised and no complaints. Said her name was Connie and that was her regular area. I can't confirm since I am not in that area in the evening often.

[Big Hick]

A buddy and I decided to try out Cypress Spa. The place is a little tough to find. The place was clean and very comfortable. We went on a Monday night, there were three girls there, 6-8 on a 10 point scale (10 being model quality). I had a mid-20's dark hair girl that with a nice D-cup rack. She has a nice build, need to lose about 5-10 lbs (like I'm one to talk). She did the massage topless but let me play with all of the goodies.

.60 for a half hour/.70 tip. She was never rushed and took her time, I was actually in the room for a little over 45 min.

BTW - The massage itself was acceptable, typical for these type of places.

I will probably go back again, but would like to try a different girl. I'm more into slim builds blondes. I know there are a lot of girls that work there, if anyone has any details about them PLMK. Good Luck and have fun.