Kings Massage

[Thor5541]

I contacted Monica about another two girl MFF session. She said she does not want to do any more two girl play.

But, she will take on two guys at the same time.

[Nutmaker]

Maker, great report got me all turn on, had to see her yesterday.

She came in the room said to her (don't waste my time) we cracked up.

Started hot dfk pin her to wall like high school kids, getting to hot stop.

And ask her where is the big hug like maker got well got a bear hug.

Break my back WTF.

Told her do everything the maker got she replied honey you can't.

Handle it cause you use all your time out before half time.

(out of breath) and stop joking around said to me you're the 4th.

Quarter.

K. Down to business ddfk daty with my soft tongue 👅 and lips (she commented almost
as big and soft as hers) LOL

Got her primed and hot jump on her missionary both hot hot.

Pounding pounding away 2 minutes in to it I called my last time out.

(fricking out of breath) not sure if she was laughing 😂 or crying 😭.

And I was the Q B in high school.

Now to ended it she did for me some thing she never do for anyone.

LOL not telling, nah.

She sung to me my favorite Korean love song Ma Num.

Then like the maker she had the hot water in the shower ready for.

Me, after shower dried me off in the room dressed me fix my hair.

Wiped my glasses big loving hug loving kiss👄 Good by.

You're right maker I've been all over the world in collage, military and business seen some 10 s
and all around they's no one like her.

btw, posting from my phone so the writing's all off

I too have fat thumbs and am constantly editing my crap, LOL.

Why does everyone want the same service that I get? I get your basic super duper, extra special lvb GFE service. I really don't think that she goes out of her way for me. As for the hugs, well, it takes a special kind of Viking to be able to dish out as well as take one of her million dollar hugs. I bet Thor can handle. Other than that, there are much stronger super men out there than I. I can't last the whole fight or all 4 quarters with this woman. She wins every time. Maybe someday I'll be able to wear her out, but until then, I'll just roll with the punches.

[Sukebegai]

Monica and paula are the only providers there?

(I know connie do for some guys ut she whill not do for me, haha).

Before I read about yumi and michelle (very matured provider) but it seems that they don't work anymore.

Yumi still there.

[DeMeter]

Monica and paula are the only providers there?

(I know connie do for some guys ut she whill not do for me, haha).

Before I read about yumi and michelle (very matured provider) but it seems that they don't work anymore.

[OneShort]

Maker, great report got me all turn on, had to see her yesterday.

She came in the room said to her (don't waste my time) we cracked up.

Started hot dfk pin her to wall like high school kids, getting to hot stop.

And ask her where is the big hug like maker got well got a bear hug.

Break my back WTF.

Told her do everything the maker got she replied honey you can't.

Handle it cause you use all your time out before half time.

(out of breath) and stop joking around said to me you're the 4th.

Quarter.

K. Down to business ddfk daty with my soft tongue 👅 and lips (she commented almost
as big and soft as hers) LOL

Got her primed and hot jump on her missionary both hot hot.

Pounding pounding away 2 minutes in to it I called my last time out.

(fricking out of breath) not sure if she was laughing 😂 or crying 😭.

And I was the Q B in high school.

Now to ended it she did for me some thing she never do for anyone.

LOL not telling, nah.

She sung to me my favorite Korean love song Ma Num.

Then like the maker she had the hot water in the shower ready for.

Me, after shower dried me off in the room dressed me fix my hair.

Wiped my glasses big loving hug loving kiss👄 Good by.

You're right maker I've been all over the world in collage, military and business seen some 10 s
and all around they's no one like her.

btw, posting from my phone so the writing's all off

I'm glad that everyone got a kick out of my "bizarro" review. Paula has been "wasting my time" with her great service for a couple years now, and she'll continue to disrepect me any way she likes for as long as she'll see me. Anyone who's read my reviews knows how I feel about her and her service. She can kill me softly and slowly if she wants. We've had our share of pse sessions, and they're always epic, but it's her GFE that puts her beyond everyone else, IMHO.

[Nutmaker]

I'm glad that everyone got a kick out of my "bizarro" review. Paula has been "wasting my time" with her great service for a couple years now, and she'll continue to disrepect me any way she likes for as long as she'll see me. Anyone who's read my reviews knows how I feel about her and her service. She can kill me softly and slowly if she wants. We've had our share of pse sessions, and they're always epic, but it's her GFE that puts her beyond everyone else, IMHO.

[OneShort]

Mondo bad foot.

Just to let all you guys know, Paula really like eat Mondo.

Not little mondo bad foot.

It's Mondoo Yuk korean dumpling LOL 😂 and hamburger Jun.

At times I bring for her and get a pat on the ass and big million $.

Hug when I leave.

Hope I get lucky like the maker.

[Memahu]

She came into the room after I had showered and proceeded to waste time hugging me really tight so that I couldn't do what I wanted. ter wasting all kinds of time "making love to jr. " she made me lift my legs up and then rimmed me. More wasted time. Hey lady, times a wasting here. And she even wasted more time getting the temperature just right. wing around and wasting almost 2 hours of my time,Times a wasting and I'm not getting any younger here. Happy pau hana everyone.

As they say in the 1980's, "You got wasted last night!

[OneShort]

Maker, It happens to me all the time with Paula and I'm sick of it.

But I'm going back for more, more, more and get more sick of it.

Made an appt. And it was like nothing I've ever experienced. I came up on the short end of YMMV. She came into the room after I had showered and proceeded to waste time hugging me really tight so that I couldn't do what I wanted. Then, she was kissing me so aggressively that I couldn't kiss the way I wanted. Then she dropped to her knees so that she could control the BBBJ. It would have been nice if I could have lied down on the bed first. Eventually, she let me pop a squat, but only after stalling the BBBJ with me buried in her throat (ok, maybe I'm not long enough to go down the throat, but you get the idea.) After wasting all kinds of time "making love to jr. " she made me lift my legs up and then rimmed me. More wasted time. Sheesh, all this lady wanted to do was foreplay. Then she turned around and spread her legs over my face as she continued to "worship" my cock with her mouth. I hadn't eaten dinner yet, and dining at her why was going to ruin my appetite. I'd be too full to eat anything else. So, as I start getting into it, she gets all squirming and try's to pull away. I was having none of that, since I'd already committed to the happy meal. I held her tight and continued. I slowed down a bit so that she could catch HER breath (meanwhile I was trying to catch mine since my nose was constantly buried in her sweet womanhood) This was so far one of the worst experiences of my life. Tons of foreplay and all wet and stuff. Then, I let her go and she slid down, turned around, and I was forced to endure the sight of a woman slowly and sensually grinding away on her play toy. As if this wasn't selfish enough on her part, she had me turn 90 degrees, lean against the wall, and she didn't even get off of me to make it easier. At least she was kind enough to put a couple of pillows behind me before she reached over to grab the bar on the wall for her own leverage. Every time that she slid up, she would lean forward to plant her voluptuous chest into my face. And when I would give a nipple a little lick, she would let out a little squeal. Hey lady, times a wasting here. Over 45 minutes and you haven't made me come yet. Almost an hour before I finally got mine, and she just kept grinding away. WTF? It's not over now? When she finally got tired of me, she went off, got cleaned, and came back with a couple hot towels. What, no sandwich? Told me to lay down for a massage. This is where things started to turn my way. I was finally getting pampered. Next thing you know, after every part of me was beaten to a pulp, she gets up and goes to the shower, comes back, and tells me to go shower. And she even wasted more time getting the temperature just right. That couldn't have been easy. I'm delicate. Any way, after screwing around and wasting almost 2 hours of my time, I was on my way. Good thing that I didn't have any plans after, because I would have been late. So inconsiderate. I don't know how many more of these slow and sensual sessions I'll be forced to endure with this woman before I decide enough is enough. I think next time I'll go to Tokyo spa where they respect the fact that a mans got places to go and things to do and are great at getting you the hell out in no time at all. Or maybe one of those thoughtful Waikiki girls that will be done with me in 20 minutes. Times a wasting and I'm not getting any younger here. Happy pau hana everyone.

[SaltyOne53]

Made an appt. And it was like nothing I've ever experienced. I came up on the short end of YMMV. She came into the room after I had showered and proceeded to waste time hugging me really tight so that I couldn't do what I wanted. Then, she was kissing me so aggressively that I couldn't kiss the way I wanted. Then she dropped to her knees so that she could control the BBBJ. It would have been nice if I could have lied down on the bed first. Eventually, she let me pop a squat, but only after stalling the BBBJ with me buried in her throat (ok, maybe I'm not long enough to go down the throat, but you get the idea.) After wasting all kinds of time "making love to jr. " she made me lift my legs up and then rimmed me. More wasted time. Sheesh, all this lady wanted to do was foreplay. Then she turned around and spread her legs over my face as she continued to "worship" my cock with her mouth. I hadn't eaten dinner yet, and dining at her why was going to ruin my appetite. I'd be too full to eat anything else. So, as I start getting into it, she gets all squirming and try's to pull away. I was having none of that, since I'd already committed to the happy meal. I held her tight and continued. I slowed down a bit so that she could catch HER breath (meanwhile I was trying to catch mine since my nose was constantly buried in her sweet womanhood) This was so far one of the worst experiences of my life. Tons of foreplay and all wet and stuff. Then, I let her go and she slid down, turned around, and I was forced to endure the sight of a woman slowly and sensually grinding away on her play toy. As if this wasn't selfish enough on her part, she had me turn 90 degrees, lean against the wall, and she didn't even get off of me to make it easier. At least she was kind enough to put a couple of pillows behind me before she reached over to grab the bar on the wall for her own leverage. Every time that she slid up, she would lean forward to plant her voluptuous chest into my face. And when I would give a nipple a little lick, she would let out a little squeal. Hey lady, times a wasting here. Over 45 minutes and you haven't made me come yet. Almost an hour before I finally got mine, and she just kept grinding away. WTF? It's not over now? When she finally got tired of me, she went off, got cleaned, and came back with a couple hot towels. What, no sandwich? Told me to lay down for a massage. This is where things started to turn my way. I was finally getting pampered. Next thing you know, after every part of me was beaten to a pulp, she gets up and goes to the shower, comes back, and tells me to go shower. And she even wasted more time getting the temperature just right. That couldn't have been easy. I'm delicate. Any way, after screwing around and wasting almost 2 hours of my time, I was on my way. Good thing that I didn't have any plans after, because I would have been late. So inconsiderate. I don't know how many more of these slow and sensual sessions I'll be forced to endure with this woman before I decide enough is enough. I think next time I'll go to Tokyo spa where they respect the fact that a mans got places to go and things to do and are great at getting you the hell out in no time at all. Or maybe one of those thoughtful Waikiki girls that will be done with me in 20 minutes. Times a wasting and I'm not getting any younger here. Happy pau hana everyone.

Hahahaha! Omfg. This was so fricken hilarious I just had to say thanks for starting my day off with a laugh! I got to admit, it took me till almost halfway thru before I realized the way you had wrote this report. Hahaha. Thanks bro!

[T6650]

Nutmaker. You win the internet today.

[Mondo Badfoot]

Made an appt. And it was like nothing I've ever experienced. I came up on the short end of YMMV. She came into the room after I had showered and proceeded to waste time hugging me really tight so that I couldn't do what I wanted. Then, she was kissing me so aggressively that I couldn't kiss the way I wanted. Then she dropped to her knees so that she could control the BBBJ. It would have been nice if I could have lied down on the bed first. Eventually, she let me pop a squat, but only after stalling the BBBJ with me buried in her throat (ok, maybe I'm not long enough to go down the throat, but you get the idea.) After wasting all kinds of time "making love to jr. " she made me lift my legs up and then rimmed me. More wasted time. Sheesh, all this lady wanted to do was foreplay. Then she turned around and spread her legs over my face as she continued to "worship" my cock with her mouth. I hadn't eaten dinner yet, and dining at her why was going to ruin my appetite. I'd be too full to eat anything else. So, as I start getting into it, she gets all squirming and try's to pull away. I was having none of that, since I'd already committed to the happy meal. I held her tight and continued. I slowed down a bit so that she could catch HER breath (meanwhile I was trying to catch mine since my nose was constantly buried in her sweet womanhood) This was so far one of the worst experiences of my life. Tons of foreplay and all wet and stuff. Then, I let her go and she slid down, turned around, and I was forced to endure the sight of a woman slowly and sensually grinding away on her play toy. As if this wasn't selfish enough on her part, she had me turn 90 degrees, lean against the wall, and she didn't even get off of me to make it easier. At least she was kind enough to put a couple of pillows behind me before she reached over to grab the bar on the wall for her own leverage. Every time that she slid up, she would lean forward to plant her voluptuous chest into my face. And when I would give a nipple a little lick, she would let out a little squeal. Hey lady, times a wasting here. Over 45 minutes and you haven't made me come yet. Almost an hour before I finally got mine, and she just kept grinding away. WTF? It's not over now? When she finally got tired of me, she went off, got cleaned, and came back with a couple hot towels. What, no sandwich? Told me to lay down for a massage. This is where things started to turn my way. I was finally getting pampered. Next thing you know, after every part of me was beaten to a pulp, she gets up and goes to the shower, comes back, and tells me to go shower. And she even wasted more time getting the temperature just right. That couldn't have been easy. I'm delicate. Any way, after screwing around and wasting almost 2 hours of my time, I was on my way. Good thing that I didn't have any plans after, because I would have been late. So inconsiderate. I don't know how many more of these slow and sensual sessions I'll be forced to endure with this woman before I decide enough is enough. I think next time I'll go to Tokyo spa where they respect the fact that a mans got places to go and things to do and are great at getting you the hell out in no time at all. Or maybe one of those thoughtful Waikiki girls that will be done with me in 20 minutes. Times a wasting and I'm not getting any younger here. Happy pau hana everyone.

You poor bastard!

[CheapCharlie]

Just wanted to thank Paula for an awesome session. Thanks also to MBF for sharing information about Paula. After always saying "just go AMP" took my own advice and finally went. Just like experiencing fillet mignon for the first time, after eating McDonald's hamburger forever. 😽.

[Nutmaker]

Made an appt. And it was like nothing I've ever experienced. I came up on the short end of YMMV. She came into the room after I had showered and proceeded to waste time hugging me really tight so that I couldn't do what I wanted. Then, she was kissing me so aggressively that I couldn't kiss the way I wanted. Then she dropped to her knees so that she could control the BBBJ. It would have been nice if I could have lied down on the bed first. Eventually, she let me pop a squat, but only after stalling the BBBJ with me buried in her throat (ok, maybe I'm not long enough to go down the throat, but you get the idea.) After wasting all kinds of time "making love to jr. " she made me lift my legs up and then rimmed me. More wasted time. Sheesh, all this lady wanted to do was foreplay. Then she turned around and spread her legs over my face as she continued to "worship" my cock with her mouth. I hadn't eaten dinner yet, and dining at her why was going to ruin my appetite. I'd be too full to eat anything else. So, as I start getting into it, she gets all squirming and try's to pull away. I was having none of that, since I'd already committed to the happy meal. I held her tight and continued. I slowed down a bit so that she could catch HER breath (meanwhile I was trying to catch mine since my nose was constantly buried in her sweet womanhood) This was so far one of the worst experiences of my life. Tons of foreplay and all wet and stuff. Then, I let her go and she slid down, turned around, and I was forced to endure the sight of a woman slowly and sensually grinding away on her play toy. As if this wasn't selfish enough on her part, she had me turn 90 degrees, lean against the wall, and she didn't even get off of me to make it easier. At least she was kind enough to put a couple of pillows behind me before she reached over to grab the bar on the wall for her own leverage. Every time that she slid up, she would lean forward to plant her voluptuous chest into my face. And when I would give a nipple a little lick, she would let out a little squeal. Hey lady, times a wasting here. Over 45 minutes and you haven't made me come yet. Almost an hour before I finally got mine, and she just kept grinding away. WTF? It's not over now? When she finally got tired of me, she went off, got cleaned, and came back with a couple hot towels. What, no sandwich? Told me to lay down for a massage. This is where things started to turn my way. I was finally getting pampered. Next thing you know, after every part of me was beaten to a pulp, she gets up and goes to the shower, comes back, and tells me to go shower. And she even wasted more time getting the temperature just right. That couldn't have been easy. I'm delicate. Any way, after screwing around and wasting almost 2 hours of my time, I was on my way. Good thing that I didn't have any plans after, because I would have been late. So inconsiderate. I don't know how many more of these slow and sensual sessions I'll be forced to endure with this woman before I decide enough is enough. I think next time I'll go to Tokyo spa where they respect the fact that a mans got places to go and things to do and are great at getting you the hell out in no time at all. Or maybe one of those thoughtful Waikiki girls that will be done with me in 20 minutes. Times a wasting and I'm not getting any younger here. Happy pau hana everyone.

[Mondo Badfoot]

By now, just about everyone knows that Paula loves cold showers. I learned that a couple of years ago. The hard way. We had just finished a wild session- we were both sweaty and the room was a disaster! Paula jumped up (she often gets real energized after a few good orgasms) and took off for the shower. I was sitting on the edge of the table when she came bouncing back in and jumped on top and wrapped her arms around me. I practically screamed as she straddled me! Her pussy felt like ice on my hot little dick! I held her as I quickly stood up, because I didn't want to dump her on her butt! What a rush! She laughed so hard and so did I (after I caught my breath).