2005 Archived General Reports

**Loop Vet** · 12-13-05 07:16

Just making sure nobody confuses Scorpo Rising with DC's humble narrator, Scorpio Rising (notice the omission of the "i" in Scorpo). Seems Scorpio (the original rock star) really got a couple of jellus jokers panties in a bunch because they realize they can't roll like my dawg. Unbelieveable....

**Mike 80** · 12-13-05 07:03

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox

Well here we go again, i ran a scan of this scorpio guy, what the f**k is LT, ST, or what ever the initials, well he asks a lot of questions, makes a few comments. welcome scorpio,,,,, you have commented in VA. MOCO, and here, guess you just get transfered around.

Actually "Scorpo" (sp) seems a little too interested in building up his post count very quickly. He just joined the forum Sunday and has already made 23 posts, 16 on the first day. Of the 16 that Jackson has processed so far, none is longer than 2 short sentences. Many consist of quoting another monger and Scorpo adding an insightful "ditto that." Quality over quantity, Scorpo.

**Kincade** · 12-13-05 03:11

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger

These are for Muff & RYOU-enjoy. I gotta say-the more I look at the pic of Emily's "twins"-the more I gotta say they are one of the nicest tattas I have seen. Don't you agree fellow mongers? ROOK.

They are some big titties!

**Smiling Fox** · 12-13-05 03:09

Ok rookie, nice pics. Its always refreshing to see one of our own posting pics. but why did you show emily puffing on a little charoot. lol. And i was afraid i was going to have to move to seattle.

and speaking of tattas, i bumped into crystal today, huh, what tattas.
well maybe if you mushem together. but a bbbjtccim, great suction on the drawback, and nice and deep. not a bad bj if i say so myself. but i look up after the first spot and there are 2 guys watching me, or her. oh im so embarrassed. "hey shmuck ya ever see a girl suck a cock like this before. dream on MF." we moved around the corner. ahhhhhh.

Well here we go again, i ran a scan of this scorpio guy, what the f**k is LT, ST, or what ever the initials, well he asks a lot of questions, makes a few comments. welcome scorpio,,,,, you have commented in VA. MOCO, and here, guess you just get transfered around. we all understand, after all i want to move to seattle.....lol

be safe out there, and watch out for mr. LE
SF

**Oldrasputin** · 12-13-05 01:39

I think it's CB, someone correct me if not. So this was tonight, on Fairhaven around 10pm.

I drove around for a bit, didnt see anything that really caught my eye. Left the area, got something to eat, came back. I saw a girl that looked alright, circled the block, then picked her up. Woops, I only realized after she got in the car that it was the same girl from my last report. I dont think she remembered me, though, maybe too strung out. Now I know her name, it's Diane. early 30s, red hair, thin. Kind of rough looking, but I guess ok for a streetwalker. I don't know why I didn't kick her out of my car but I figured I'd give her another shot, this time just parking somewhere and not going in her roach infested house. I tell her to take us somewhere we can park, and so he has me park right in front of her house. I asked her, do you think this is really safe, and she said yes. It seemed pretty crazy, being right in the open, on a street with houses on both sides. I told her I changed my mind, gave her $5 for her time and told her no thanks. Why I offered the money I dunno, maybe I felt like it was my mistake for letting her into my car again. From the street I really couldnt tell it was her when I picked her up.

So, I wasn't going to give up... I went back to Fairhaven and saw a wsw, jeans and a white/ivory coat on, brown hair, maybe early mid 30s, kind of plain looking. Kind of thin, small tits, maybe rate a 5-6 I guess. Picked her up, she almost immediately told me that she buried her mother this morning. I told her I was real sorry to hear that, didn't know what else to say. She sniffled a few times... I thought great now she'll start crying, but she could have just been sniffling because of the cold. I dont know where the safe spots are so I told her to direct us to a safe spot. She had me park in an alley nearby. Not sure if that was a good idea or not but I figure if she's cool with it it should be alright. Negotiatiated a jack for bbbjtcim. A solid performance. Took it in all the way, followed all my instructions. Tipped her .25 jacks. Said her name was Dutchess. Felt bad about her mother but who knows if she was telling the truth or not.

**Oldrasputin** · 12-13-05 01:25

Long time lurker, first time poster. I've read a lot of the posts here and it's very valuable info. Hope I can make a contribution.

About a month ago, went out for my first mongering trip in Baltimore to the area that I think is called CB? This was on a Sunday night, about 11pm. I cruised mostly up and down Fairhaven. Cruised for a good one-two hrs(pretty stupid I guess) because I was nervous about cops, wasn't sure who to pick up, etc. I tried picking up one girl, early 20s, straight brown hair, thin, plain looking... pulled over, asked her if she needed a ride, she said no then walked away. I'm sure she was a SW. Same thing happened after that with another girl, 30s, medium build, also kind of plain looking. I know she was a SW but she declined to get in my car. These two both happened on Fairhaven. I'm guessing they thought I was a cop, since I'm in my 20s, short haircut, cleancut, and big/tall. Does anyone else ever have this problem?

Then, I tried cruising around some other side streets. Picked up a girl, early 30s, red hair(dyed?), not very good looking, but figured what the hell. She jumped right in, said we could go to her house... I said I didnt really want to do that, where can we park? So she has me drive to a house about a half mile away, and says its her house, we can either park around back or go inside. I figure what the hell, I'm already here. Go inside, theres some girl and a dude watching tv, then go into her bedroom negotiate 2.5 jacks for 1/2 and 1/2. I gave her the money, then she got undressed... thin, A-B cup, not a bad body per se but had a large scar on the inside of her right thigh. She gave me the worst and shortest bbbj I've ever had in my life, then laid on the bed like a dead fish. I asked her if she had a cover, she said no, but she's clean, I can just go ahead and do it. At that point she seems pretty out of it. She was either on something or acting like she was. I decided to cut my losses, got dressed and left asap. A lesson learned I guess. She told me her name but I forgot it. More about her in my next report.

**Kincade** · 12-12-05 23:33

I went crusing through the Brooklyn/CB area tonight around 8ish, saw no body on patapsco turned down Fairhaven and figured out where the hell all the SW have been hiding. At least 4 to chose from. I picked up an older women named Diane. She was about a 4 on the SW scale, but I had a few cocktails earlier so I wasn't gonna be picky. $15 for a BJ. Thats right, $15. The whole time this women was in my car she was doing a little twitch thing it really scared me a bit. I don't know who would wanna live like that.

Anyways, after we were done I drove around the area a bit to see what else was available and I noticed a car had been following me and it started about 2 min after I dropped her off. It went down all the side streets with me and followed me all the way down Fairhaven. Now it wasn't on my ass by any means, it kept a safe distance at all times, so I decided to go home and took the right onto Church st. To get back to Rt. 2, I looked in my mirrior and saw this car follow me all the way down until I took that right it then stopped and pulled a you to go back down Fairhaven this car was a green lumina I think, cop or fellow monger I don't know. Either way had a good night.

**Scorpo Rising** · 12-12-05 20:23

Please IM me with more details. I want her phone number and boob size.

**Trashpicker** · 12-12-05 19:20

I was looking through Craiglist and just saw half price escorts. I saw it in the Atlanta section under erotic services. thier are a couple in MD and DC that I saw on the free side. anyone have any experiance with this site? yes I did do a search, but nothing came up.

**Trashpicker** · 12-12-05 14:16

I decided to go for a tour today. My tour started at Eastern and Conklin, As I drove up Conkling I must say I felt very well protected by the HEAVY LE presence. I was hopeing that the previous observations by fellow posters had past. alas, they didn't. So I did.

So I decided to try my luck at Falls rd in Hampden. After a fourty five minutes of following my map book and almost getting lost I end up on Falls rd.I drove till about 43rd st and decided the the area was dry. When I see the chubby bruenet doing the walk. Jr took control and we stopped.

She got in, normal stuff transpired. said her name is Melony, She's about 5'6" 150, dark brown hair. nice round ass, probably a B or C cup. Said a Jackson for a CBJ no FS. No obvious drug use ans also the "I don't normally do this" routine.

I'm not a big fan of BJs, BB or covered. I have only found a handfull of providers that could make me pop. But Jr was fighting for full control and let us go to her house.

She has a closed in front porch where she said we could conduct business (RED ALERT! I can feel trashmans ghost getting his flamethrower) We go onto the heated porch, and ahe gets completly undressed! I sit down the couch and she gets on the hands and knees beside me giving my hands free roam.

She kissed on JRs bathing suite for about 5 min and asked if I'd do better uncovered HELL YES! She kissed on him for another couple minues and I told her I was about to pop, and she just kept going! and swallowed all! She then walked with me out to my car and I dug out some of my reserve and gave her one of my rare tips.

No digits, says she's going out once a day for the next couple weeks. then thats it.

looks (sw) = 8
apperance = 8
service = is there a number over 10?

This all happened purely while I was showering and is a complete farce.

**Ryou Acop** · 12-12-05 13:41

Went of my usual "midnight run" again. Headed over to B/CB. Nothing on Patapsco/Pontiac but Fairhaven was hopping. Saw 4 SWs but of course the cute blonde I wanted got picked up right in front of me :-( Pulled over for a dirty blonde but instead of hopping in she came to the driver side - WTF? I rolled down the window and she told me her name is Nikki (sp?) and asked me if I wanted to go to her place. I don't do dates in SW's place (especially first time) and she kinda look a bit old so I told her maybe next time and moved on. Passed on the other 2 skanky SWs and headed to W/W.

Spotted Robin (see my previous post on 12-09-05) on Patapsco near Salvation Army but passed since I wanted to try a new talent. Nothing on Washington/Pigtown. Spotted a platinum blonde in black jacket on Wilkens near Fulton. Pulled over and she hoppped in.

Her name is Crystal (but some posts on here say her name is Tammi/Tammy), 19, 5'6", very pretty face (facially 8 in real scale). Decided to go for H&H to check out the rest of the package for standard 2 jacks but she told me "Crystal's rate is 3 jacks" so I negotiated down to 2.5 jacks (also told me "Crystal's rate for BJ is 1.5 jacks") WTF is up with that? I only went along with her rate because I wanted to see if the rest of her body is fine like her face. But I was wrong!

She's definitely CCL, burn marks on her legs (and recently she fucked up her left leg by jumping from 2nd floor so you can only do mish with her now), A- tits (she didn't take her bra off but I didn't care since there was nothing to look/touch anyway), hairy blonde kitty. She started with a pretty good BBBJ and I finished with mish while staring at her cute face (since her body just didn't "do it" for me)

My SW rating: face 9, body 5, BJ 8, FS 7 (only because she had pretty tight kitty), personality 8

I wouldn't recommend her for FS since her body is pretty bad, but would recommend for BJ - BUT for a jack but not for "Crystal's rate of 1.5 jacks"

Oh, one more thing - she had a B.O. problem and she almost emtied my deordorant spray on herself :-) I'll probably pass on her next time unless I'm desperate for a quick blow.

**Boswellian** · 12-12-05 12:10

I only get a chance to window-shop a couple of times a week during lunch-time. Pickings have been slim during the past few months, and I am especially paranoid now. Everything has to feel right for me to make a pick-up. I did the W/W loop Friday afternoon and spotted an older respectable looking blonde walking on Desoto towards the Dunkin Donuts. Although she resembled a highschool English teacher, there was something about her that made me think that she might not be averse to a little business arrangement. I stopped at the Dunkin Donuts and got a cup of coffee and waited for her to emerge. She arrived at the corner of Washington and Desoto and mailed a few letters and then turned north on Washington (towards Pigtown). I got into my car and attempted to follow her, but I lost her after driving only a few blocks. I then noticed another redhaired woman strolling slowly. It turned out to be Priscilla (described earlier by Frank99 in August). She was being very discreet so I parked my car and after a few minutes made eye contact with her and she climbed in to my car. Conveniently she shared an apartment just a few steps away. The apartment was very clean for a SW flophouse.

Priscilla is an attractive and thin 34 year old. She told me that she was addicted to heroin 10 years before has been clean for a long-time. Indeed her skin is beautiful and her small breasts were not desicated so I believed her. She told me that she lives and works in AA county and only works the streets occasionally. An excellent BBBJ for the usual, she meekly asked me for more but I refused.

I asked her about the older blonde, and Priscilla told me that she was searching for crack, so I think my suspicions were correct. Priscilla remarked that she is fascinated by the number of seemingly respectable people that secretly have a crack habit.

**RookieMonger** · 12-12-05 00:00

These are for Muff & RYOU-enjoy. I gotta say-the more I look at the pic of Emily's "twins"-the more I gotta say they are one of the nicest tattas I have seen. Don't you agree fellow mongers? ROOK.

**Scorpo Rising** · 12-11-05 15:34

Originally Posted by Ttbearhug

She has applied to the State of Nevada to get licensed to establish a Stud Farm, a male bordello for women. Heidi wants to establish a high class bordello to cater to wealthy women who would be willing to pay $250 a pop for a tryst with one its male providers.

HOWARD STERN IS going to broadcast from the Mustang Ranch with live sounds of men having sex on his new show

I can dig that.

**Sandiegoman** · 12-11-05 15:16

Muff, I cant believe you found Rachel again. I've been trying to find her for over a month now.

I as well went searching extensivly on Saturday afternoon and found nothing at all for the first 3 hours (I was desperate what can I say). Finally on what i swore to be my last loop I picked up a girl on Wilkens. Didn't even know she was working, she was sitting on a stoop talking with some guy and gave me the wave. Picked her up and off we went to my spot, forgot her name but she was Mid 20's, red hair, small tits and CCL (6.5 on SW scale). She had a great attitude and gave one hell of a BBBJ for the usual tuition.

During the "Are you a Cop" deal she revealed an extremely tight looking muff that i was just waiting to get a piece of. Half way through the BBBj I offered for 50-50 which she agreed to however neither of us had any condoms (Shit out of luck with FS). Anyways she continued with the BBBJ with amazing skill. She would deep throat the entire thing, then still try to get more in her mouth. How I do love to skull fuck.

When I was done she unexpectedly swallowed it all. Anyways I got her digits and will definitly repeat at a Notel in the near future. She would probably stay the whole time with multiple pops for a Jack and a half. Guys, I think i have found a regular.