2005 Archived General Reports

[Muff Scout]

Baltimonger,

Dude, we shared alot of laughs. Shared similar tastes in women. I saw you out there so many times, I lost count.

You helped me many times in many ways.

I'll miss you, but it is for the best.

Good luck, and I hope you have a great life.

Muff Scout

[Handiman66]

I have been practicing this hobby for man. many years but in a differnt town. Moved to Baltimore area very recently having never heard of this forum. I have been a faithfull subscriber to CL and Eos. Found you guys through CL.

Though I don't know you, godspeed to Baltimonger. I have tried many times to quit this with no long term success.

My first strole through Baltimore proved successfull thnaks to you guys. Thursday night cruise through WW started out at the Dunkin and headed west to the hess station. did that pass a few times and saw 5-6 SW. All were hanging with dudes so I waited. BINGO. SW in a white down jacket and blue hat was alone. Stopped and waited, she obliged. Gave the name Cindy. I was nervous, so I settled for a quick BBJ in a spot of her chosing. Not bad for the first run through. I will try the PP area next time I make it to Baltimore

Thanks for this forum.

[Member #4105]

Another legend is leaving us. Your words of wit, wisdom and sarcasm will be surely missed. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Stop by and see us sometime!

You might profit by holding an auction for your little black book and the mongermobile. I will open the bidding at $100.

[Ryou Acop]

Thanks to Rookiemonger's pics of Emily I got thirty for some milk :-) so I decided to try Peggy's number (see my previous post on 12-09-05) to see if I can get some milk from her D's. A chick answered the phone and told me she doesn't live there any more but told me where she lives now on W. Bay street. Thought about stopping by but my thirst for milk was gone so maybe next time.

Headed over to Brooklyn but nothing there. Headed over to Fairhaven and spotted a decent brunette and picked her up. Her name is Angie, 34, Italian, 5'4", best friend of Leah, nice B's, nice body overall except for a bit of tummy, 7 on SW scale. Got a decent BBBJ and some mish and finished with doggie for 1.75 jacks (that's all the cash I had). Gave me her digits. She was pleasant and clean but the service was nothing special so I'll probably call her when I have no other option.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

[Horsetrader]

It's been too long for me so tonight I planned a double, or even a tripple. Didn't happen. I spent about 2 hours cruising the usual Baltimore streets looking to satisfy my animal urges. Did all the standard routes a couple of times: W/W, B/CB, and PP/C. Dismal results. I can't wait for spring.

I did pick up one WSW near Baltimore and Lucern who looked okay, but not great. She got in the car shivering like she had been in the cold for hours and said her name was Melody or Melony (probably early 30s, about 5'5", thin, reddish blonde straight shoulder length hair, 6 on the SW scale). Did the traditional cop check before she asked for 0.80 for the most basic of services. WTF!!! I told her that was way out of line with the normal price structure and she told me that it is cold outside tonight and I wouldn't find a better price. Well, she might have been right, still I wasn't about to pay quadruple for basic service. She eventually did ask what I could afford but she had already pissed me off so I returned her shivering tush to the Street and went on my way.

My standard mongermobile is an old, beat up, 1985 piece of junk. I normally look like paying 0.2 for a CBJ is a strain on my budget. Sometimes (including tonight) I'm in my other vehicle which is a new full size SUV. I'm convinced that the SWs insist on higher fees when I'm driving the SUV. Also, the SUV looks totally out of place in areas such as W/W and B/CB and I'm afraid that I may look obvious to LE. Lesson learned is to drive the POS whenever mongering.

Having not resolved my basic problem, I decided to take an alternative approach: an AMP. My experience with the Baltimore and Howard county AMPs has always been expensive but I've never fullfilling. Since I live near Laurel, I decided to take the plunge and drive to DC and try one of their AMP places. Good decision. Spent .6 on the house plus 1.0 to the girl and received the total GFE with a seriously hot Korean girl. I had to keep telling myself "It's just a service. It's just a service. It's just a service." Although the total package was 1.6, it was a full hour of bliss and I recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind spending the money and driving to DC for superior service. If anybody wants details, just send me a PM.

Horsetrader

[Smiling Fox]

guess there comes a time in a mans life when its time to "settle down."

best of luck to you, you have been a leader, a mentor, and great contributor on this board. we thank you, and remind you that friends will always be here.

actually im glad your not out anymore, maybe now i will get a chance to hit on that special babe, before you get to her. lol

cya baltimonger.
SMILING FOX

[Lifer1053]

Are there many SW's out during the day (late morning). I was on Washington (near the golf course) and Wilkens (took it all the way down from Caton to near downtown) and didnt see a single SW, or even an LE for that matter. Perhaps the temp was too cold?? Obviously, I'm new to all this, and if I need to RTFF, then just tell me so...you wont hurt my feelings.

[Drop a Load]

I have been reading the board for many years, Mongering for many more, ( but not much lately due to a primal fear of AIDS and my welfare check must not be as big as others ) and I have thoroughly enjoyed your posts. Yourself and the other brothers more active then myself are a great source of enjoyment to read. I will surely miss your wit and wisdom. Thank you for sharing your hobbying with us.

[Wheezer]

I extend my apologies to anyone I may have offended, but didn't deserve it. I will likely apologize to a few (SW's and mongers alike) in person out there. Forget it Wheezer, it ain't happening.
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Oh Monger, you shouldn't be harsh with me. I have enjoyed reading your posts for quite some time. Quite entertaining and informative.

Regardless of how you feel toward me though, I wish you the best. Have fun. Enjoy life. Be carefull.

Wheezer
aka (take a guess)

I know alot about all of you out there.

[Scorpo Rising]

Balti, he was only half right. I know you work for a living

Medix, what does somebody look like who has chlamydia? Dianna and Heather didn't look like they had chlamydia. Gee, maybe I shouldn't have skull fucked them If the odds are so astronomically low, then how the fuck did I catch chlamydia three times? Hey, is that a triple crown? I got it from three different girls. Does that count?

Incog, know what you mean. I've scaled back my mongering because of my retired sw girlfriend. Did I just call her that?

Ryou, you need to stop falling asleep in motels with these girls. One day, you may wake up and find your wallet and car missing. No shit.

Rookie, no pictures? You are slacking off dude

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Again, a superb post of excellent exquisiteness. Unbelieveable timing. Grace under pressure. Fire in the belly. Hemingway woulo\d be proud if he weren't dead. The choice of words rivals the running of the bulls in boldness. Audacity taken to the brink or ecstasy. I can't believe your talents as a reporter of erotic adventures has been hidden so long. I have a word for you. It is PLEASURE.

[Old Monger]

Dear Baltimonger;

Thank you for your sincere and thoughtul message. Your posts were always interesting and often insightful. I wish you the very best for the rest of your life. From what I have heard and seen, you are a guy who came to really care about the women who have crossed our paths, and in my book that is truly admirable. You were a source of bountiful and useful information, so IMO all of us gentlemongers here owe you a debt of gratitude. Godspeed to you, Baltimonger, and I hope that you find your feminine soulmate.
Sincerely,
Old Monger

[Baltimonger]

This is my last report. It has been great fun, for the most part, being a member of this board and getting to exchange information, flames, and an occasional joke. It has been fun meeting up with some you guys along the way as well.

I am in good health, if that is why you think I am leaving. I just need to move on with my life, and I don't feel the need to be here among you all anymore. It is time for me to face the reality that I need to change. I've got a wonderful woman; and with time and effort, things will come together for the both of us.

I have not been with a SW for about 4 months, and do not intend on being with one anytime soon. I am no longer useful here.

I have just gotten to the point that SW's are fun for the short time I am with them, but in reality, they are empty calories, and unfulfilling in the long run. I am not preaching to the choir or anyone else for that matter. You do whatever you want. It is none of my business.

I extend my apologies to anyone I may have offended, but didn't deserve it. I will likely apologize to a few (SW's and mongers alike) in person out there. Forget it Wheezer, it ain't happening.

This is not the end for me, but a beginning. Thanks to Jackson for letting me be a part of this.


K.J. Baltimonger

[Trashpicker]

Dunalk ave. 10pm monday night

Tammy (moped)

Blonde, well groomed

Real world looks (IMO) 8 I like fat chicks though.

FS unenthusitastic for Mr. Grant
she carries her own rain coats

Attitude 10

Has her own place, lives by herself. No digits.

[Muff Scout]

Fuck me. We get rid of one problem, tame another, and now this dick shows up.

Scorpo you dumbass, get fucking lost.

This dickhead is pulling the same shit that Hizark21 did. Putting a bullshit post on as many boards in the US as possible to build up his post count. Asshole is up past 700 posts now. Vast majority worthless.

There I go again, being rude and condescending. Showing I am nothing but a high and mighty, low class, welfare check cashing, jobless, lifeless, so called senior

You don't like it, TOUGH SHIT.

Agree with you Mike, quality beats quantity.

Rookiemonger, these pics don't count. I saw no sign saying "Hi Muff" Dude, whatever happened to Leighann? She was cute.

Baltimore Man, I picked up Rachel again last night Hit the stroll around midnight and found her on Washington. Glad I did, because stroll was dead otherwise. This girl gets better each time I see her. Gave a real GFE this time. I don't toss around the GFE title lightly, but she earned it. Lots of cuddling and kissing, followed by special attention to Mr. Happy. Then she asks me what my favorite thing to do is. Damm, this girl is awesome. Better looking than Mindy, nicer body, awesome personality.

Horse, I've often wondered why girls become scarce during the winter, despite still having to deal with a drug problem. The only reason I can think of is that many of the girls get phone numbers for their regulars, and will call to arrange a date rather than stand out in the cold.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

[Mark DSade]

Dsade-

Sorry I don't have a name for her. She told it to me a long time ago then i forgot it and never could remember her name. she always remembers mine so i feel dumb not knowing hers. just dont say anything to give it away, we do our thing and off she goes!

I had a friend in Hampden like that for a while too; I knew she went by one of two names, but I'd be dammned if I could ever remember which one it was! Actually, she was one of the more sensible and reliable friends friends I had up there- no standing in the street yelling, never totally fucked up, sloppy drunk, no arguing, always a GFE. But like I said I haven't seen her in at least 3 years.