2005 Archived General Reports

**Muff Scout** · 12-15-05 13:38

Originally Posted by El Matematico

Geeze, Louise, stay away from my boyfriend. Baltimonger has been banging me in the ass for the last two years.

Real original dumbass. Any butthead can edit a quote. If you have a problem with me, then come after me. Why drag an innocent bystander into it.

Now go away.

To all the regular members of the Baltimore board, the above quote is fiction. I edited EM's quote just like he did to mine.

Balti, I'm sorry you got dragged into this. I also apologize for this board's homage to you being ruined by this dumbass.

Muff Scout

**Trashpicker** · 12-15-05 12:15

Good luck Bmonger. I hope you retirement lasts.

**Ryou Acop** · 12-15-05 10:50

I finished all my errands yesterday around 3pm. Even though I had a great pop in the morning with my "milkmaid" Peggy, I was horny for more action so I decided to try some of digits I've been collecting. First I tried Carrie "the porno sound effect" (see my post on 12-07-05) but it was busy :-( But at least I know the number works.

1. Then I tried Crystal the "stripperella" (see my posts on 11-21-05 & 11-23-05) and she answered the phone. Picked her up and brought her to my hotel. After chilling for about an hour listening to her fucked up life (she recently got fired from Club Harem thanks to her increasing H habit), we got down to the business. Got a decent BBBJ while playing with her bald kitty. Started with some mish and finished with doggie (and yes I stared at her "fuckme" Crystal tattoo :-) She smelled great as usual and moaned throughout the session. Donated 3 jacks since she needs all the help she can get now with no stead income. She cuddled with me for an hour watching some TV and dropped her off at her place with a number to free detox research program and my cell number. I hope she gets her life back together.

2. Got up early this morning around 5am and of course I was horny again :-) so decided to do some morning mongering again. Headed to Brooklyn and saw Heather. Decided to pick her up since I haven't "had" her in awhile. She hopped in and asked me why I haven't stopped by her place in a long time. Told her I'm a ho so I like to sleep around :-) and asked her why she hasn't called me if she wanted to see me so bad and told me she lost my number. Yeah, whatever.

Stopped by at 7/11 so she can get some cigs and she got some flowers for me which was pretty nice of her :-) After a detour to Denny's for some breakfast, we got down to the business right away since I had to go to work. She gave me a good long BBBJ. Started with mish while playing with her nice B's and finished with doggie with my thumb on her balloon knot (I'm trying to slowly teach her some Greek :-) She was kinda disappointed she couldn't sleep a bit like she always does. Donated 2 jacks and a hamilton tip for her BF she never told me about (I got the info from a pretty reliable source :-) But she vehemently denied it so we'll see who's lying. She got my number so I'm gonna see if she loses it again :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

**Camden** · 12-15-05 07:56

Baltimonger,
I wish you the best. You have shared a lot of information and many laughs. You will be missed. I'm going to write to the mayor and see if we can get Payson renamed to Baltimonger Street.

Camden

**Johnny Rebel1** · 12-15-05 05:19

Fig. after reading rest of post on sw I should place my info. Sunday night I decided o go out looking. Seems that there is not much out there with the cold eather, but keep hoping. I found Lea shes 5'4 110 lbs, shoulder length brown hair, 7/10. Ran into her off Fairheaven. Took 3 turn arounds cause of traffic around 11 pm. I like things a little different than the normal bj or fs. After we got to the great spot and park. We neg. on a jackson for bj. After a few min of play time I asked her to do dt and gag. Willing to pay for great service. She did as hard and deep as I ever had. Lasted for 30 mins, and tip 2 more jacksons. Fig pay for great service, she didn't ask for it other than first jackson we agreed on. Hope to see her again soon. Good luck with hunting and be safe.

**Bad Bad Boy** · 12-15-05 04:07

2:30 p.m. is not the best time to cruise the W/W loop due to school letting out but that was the only time I had available. The cold weather didn't help either.

Did not see a single SW.

Only saw one LE patrol car driving up S. Carey.

Wonder what the girls are doing to pay for their drug habits since they aren't out hustling? I doubt their dealers give them credit.

Have often wonder why so many of those abandoned townhouses where these SW's stayed have been burned down. Guess it's probably due to them and other druggies smoking or burning wood to keep warm and falling asleep.

Many of the places don't have electricity (heat) since they can't afford it. What a horrible way to live.

Stopped by Dunkin' Donuts for a cup of coffee and this gorgeous blond walks up and makes a call from their pay phone outside. I watched but she turned out to be a civilian. Nuts.

Good luck Baltimonger. Wish you well and smooth sailing.

BBB

**Nat Zass** · 12-15-05 02:07

Just got back after an extended absence, and noticed the fare thee well post. I'm going to miss the prose, B.

Blue skys and happy landings.

Nat.

**Scorpo Rising** · 12-15-05 02:02

Originally Posted by Muff Scout

Scorpo, dude, what are you, gay?

Muff Scout (aka Ernest fucking Hemingway)

I sense hostility in you, brother.

The world is not as bad as it may seem.

Relax. Get a testicle massage at one of our city's finest AMPs. You're a pro, you know where to go.

I know you know the soothing power of an anal rimming. Life is good. Go out and enjoy. I have a word for you. It is MEDITATE.

**Bjroll John** · 12-14-05 23:33

Was not going to post anything on here from this area. I like to keep somethings to myself. Keeps you guys away and LE off my butt.

So here it is. Driving north on harford road spotted a 24 looks 30yo WSW names Joleen. Couldn't give you guy great stats it was pretty cold at 9: 30pm she was wrapped up tight. Nice body overall a 6 on the street walker scale. Not much on lookers in this area. But if you are like me and you want safety first this one is for you. Very low on LE.

Anyway Joleens a jockey I pull up she was across from the Midas station at the bus stop just before Northern parkway. I do the you "need aride" and she goes" I am working "(Those three little words every monger wants to here). She gets in we find a spot behind some cars on a side street. She wants. 2 for a BBBJ and. 4 for1/2 and 1/2. I never pay full price I like to haggle. If she would of said. 5 for 1/2+1/2 I would of given her. 4. I like a bargain. So she agreed for. 3 for 1/2+1/2. This girl you can tell she is new to the life because I ask what every monger asks "how long you been out " and she is honest and says 3 hours. WTF. Biatath lie say "not long" or "I just came out" not "your the tenth guy tonite". I know you have done thousands of guy but let me live the fantasy.

Anyway she give a good BBBJ wish I would have just got that. When I was in her I was think damn that Muff Scout probably beat me to her. Note during the BJ fingered the brown eye and she gets pissed guest she doesnt speak Greek. Overall I would repeat. Also theres a 45yo WSW named Rebecca blond not a junky but a little heavy has the tightest whole I have every been in that was weird as hell because I have had women half her age and not as good. Shes not out much.

**Ryou Acop** · 12-14-05 21:12

Originally Posted by Oldrasputin

I tried picking up one girl, early 20s, straight brown hair, thin, plain looking... pulled over, asked her if she needed a ride, she said no then walked away. I'm sure she was a SW. Same thing happened after that with another girl, 30s, medium build, also kind of plain looking. I know she was a SW but she declined to get in my car. These two both happened on Fairhaven. I'm guessing they thought I was a cop, since I'm in my 20s, short haircut, cleancut, and big/tall. Does anyone else ever have this problem?

First of all, welcome and great posts :-)

A lot of girls told me they don't like to date young guys because they tend to be cheap and had bad experiences with them, although I look like I'm in my 20's but haven't had that much problem with the pickups.

Maybe there is something wrong with your "pickup" technique. Do you roll down your window and ask them for a ride? I only do that to protect myself from UCLEs when the girl approach me on the driver side instead of getting in. SWs usually just hop in but UCLEs won't get into your car and try to negotiate from outside. I usually make eye contact with them and just pull over and wait. If they're "professionals" they just hop in and hammer out the details in your car. I think you might be scarying them away by asking them for a ride. Just pull over and wait for them to hop in. This way it's gonna be hard for them to see your LE-looking babyface from the passenger side :-)

Oh, and a quick tip on mongering CB area. It's not a good idea to drive through one area, especially one street, over and over again. I usually drive through Fairhaven once or twice and head over to Brooklyn. I do a loop or two on Patapsco & Pontiac between 3rd & 6th then back to CB. There are some good talents to be picked up there too. Hope this helps. Goodluck!

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

**Paland** · 12-14-05 20:49

As I was on the north side mid day I went over to PP area to take a look see. Only saw one road kill on Baltitmore. Move on over to Conklin/Highland area. On my second loop saw 5 decent suspects (as Dr. would call them), picked up Lisa on Baltimore, said she just hit the street.

Red head (not natural), late 20's, decent looking with good verbals. She encouraged out of the city action. Found an isolated location on the East side. I didn't have time or money for notel.

Very pleased with her willingness and desire to take care of my needs by trying different approachs in speaking French. Can't remember the last time when a provider actually tried different methods and asked which worked better. WTF. Pleasant ending with my calm right hand in back of her head as mr. Willard spit his gooyie on her tonsils. When finished she swallows and then smiles licking her lips. Hooah!

Dropped her off near pickup point with mental note to do her again. Got out the Dr. bag and used some alcohol on tissue to clean up Mr. Willard before heading home.

All is well in PA land.

**Muff Scout** · 12-14-05 19:53

Saleing, great comeback dumbass. How old are you, nine?

OldRasputin, cool name, nice posts, welcome aboard.

Also welcome to Handi.

Lifer, girls are available 24/7. Street walking is not a 9 to 5 job. For some reason though, different strolls perk up at different times. Hampden seems to shut down early. Wilkens seems to be good early and late, with Pigtown busy in between. But the ramdom girl is always out. You probably have not been around long enough to recognize them. BTW, we don't tell newbies to RTFF when they ask nicely

Good luck.

Scorpo, dude, what are you, gay?

Ryou, it seems like every time you get a day off, you go pussy hunting. I think I like you.

Drop a Load, another cool name. If you are afraid of contracting HIV, just wear a condom for everything and bang away

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout (aka Ernest fucking Hemingway)

**Ebdawgg** · 12-14-05 17:28

I haven’t felt the need to post for quite some time since many of the new posters do an admirable job; but I feel the need now as I am saddened by the impending loss of Baltimonger.

It’s been a great ride and I have found your many posts to be both very informative and quite entertaining. I am sure there are plenty of people - far more numerous than those who post here - who have had a good time and avoided a night in Central Booking due to your wisdom and experience. Newbies who post on this or ANY board would do well to emulate your model. Good luck in your future ventures.; you will be missed. I wish you well.

OK; enough nice stuff. You’ve sinned against God; you’ve sinned against nature and you led a life of depravity. You’ve been a disgusting, filthy, naughty, perverted, bad bad boy... Good job!

**Ryou Acop** · 12-14-05 14:18

Even though I don't know you that well, your posts (all 537 of them :-) have been great help to me and I'm sure for other newbies too. You seemed to know the most about the girls in W/W area. I'll sure miss your monger knowledge on here but I hope you stop by here once in awhile to help us newbies out or help Muff Scout keeping us newbies in line :-) Goodluck with everything, especially with your lucky lady!

RA

**Ryou Acop** · 12-14-05 14:02

Took the day off from work today to run some errands I've been putting off. Got up around 8am and took care of some business in Glen Burnie. On my way back I decided to do some morning mongering for a change in B/CB . No action in Brooklyn with school kids around. On Patapsco near 7/11 a blonde started to wave as I drove by her with tons of cars around me - WTF? Drove around and realized it was my "milkmaid" Peggy :-)

She hopped in and told me I passed by her last night when I picked up Angie. I told her if I saw her I definitely would've picked her up since I was thirty for some milk and she smiled. I told her about my phone call and she told me I should've left a message because she uses that place as her "message service" and she checks her messages everyday. Well, now I know.

Anyway, after she took a shower she gave me a good DT BBBJ while I played with her huge twins. Did some mish while playing with her D's and clit. When I was doing mish she grabbed my ass and pulled me in really close. I figured she likes it real deep so I pounded her deep. Then I finished with doggie with my thumb on her balloon knot (I'm gonna ask her next time if she speaks Greek :-) Throughout the whole session she did some heavy breathing sound affect. Donated 2 jacks and breakfast at McD's for a tip. She's definitely a keeper for her excellent "milk & nookie" service :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

P.S.

Peggy told me Leah used be a cheerleader for the Raiders. A Raiderette to a SW - that's sad :-( I hope Leah and her friend Angie do the detox program I suggested and get away together from here and from their bum bf's and start all over like Angie wants to do. Hey Santa, if you're listening, that's what I want for Christmas! :-)