2005 Archived General Reports

**Scorpo Rising** · 12-17-05 08:28

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox the Juvenile

Do You Guys Notice How We Seem To Have Stupid People On Here From Time To Time. I Cant Believe Le Could Be So Stupid. If They Where Undercover And Trying To Get Our Confidence, They Could Say A Hell Of Alot More And Set Us Up Good. Maybe There Is Just An Abundance Of Stupid People In The World, And From Time To Time They End Up On This Site.

This Is Just Too Troubling To Deal With, Surely I Can Find Something Else To Do.........

Ah Ha, Im Going Out Today To Get Laid. Yeahahahhhahaha

Sf

LE can be bothersome. Don't let it keep you from moving forward. March on, brave soldiers.

Channel your energy for the finer things in life. I am sure you can handle it,e ven if you seem to be distracted by the most trivial things. Learn what is important and ignore the rest. I have a word for you. It is PAROLE.

**Horsetrader** · 12-17-05 02:59

It seems I have these strong urges about 3 or 4 times a week and they force me to cruise the more interesting parts of Baltimore.

Muff mentioned a butch blond at Payson and Wilkens. A girl by that description was there again tonight. I don't remember her name but about 6 years ago she didn't look butch at all, and was actually decent looking. Problem was, she tried to pick my pocket and bolt out of my car while my pants were down. She fumbled with the electic locks and I grabbed the back of her shirt and jerked her back into my car, otherwise she would have gotten away with my wallet including ID and credit cards. Ever since then my wallet and cell have been locked in my glove box while mongering. She looks really scary now (very unhealthy look).

I did the the W/W and B/CB areas and the areas between. I saw several decent WSW both in Pigtown and in the area between Patapsco, Pontiac, 2nd and 6th, and one or two on Fairhaven. I think the warmer weather is paying dividends for everybody. I finally settled on a WSW on Ramsey near Carey named Princess or something like that (about 5'0", thin, reddish/brown straight hair, about 25). She looked like she was really hot before le drug, but that is in the past. Said she "just got out", I didn't know if that meant for the night or she got out of jail. She took me to a house in Pigtown and I paid the house fee before we went upstairs. Negociated price was 1 jackson for BBBJ but when I realized how high she was I knew that she couldn't provide decent services so I just bolted without ever giving her a nickel. The whole experience cost me .05 for the room. Heck, there was a lot out tonight.

About 3 minutes later I found a girl on Wilkens who said her name was Jessica but I remember her as Tiffany. I first met her last summer in the PP area and we got together about 5 times, usually at a notel. I hadn't seen her in months and was glad to find her again, though she didn't remember my name. She is about 5'7", semi-thin, B/W mix, probably shoulder length curly hair that has been pulled back every time I've seen her. Looks great in jeans but her flesh isn't as firm as I like it. Went to a notel south of the city on US 1. She always provided a great BBBJ as on opening tease and it was as exeptional tonight as it was every other time. Followed up with a bit of mish, CG, and finishing off with a front door entry from the spooning position (my favorite). A warning about Tiffany/Jessica is that she never suggests a rain coat and that scares the hell out of me. I always wear a raincoat during the main event and wish that we all did.

Be safe, stay healthy, and tell me when/where you find something hot!

Horsetrader

**Dem Gnomes** · 12-17-05 02:49

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger

These are for Muff & RYOU-enjoy. I gotta say-the more I look at the pic of Emily's "twins"-the more I gotta say they are one of the nicest tattas I have seen. Don't you agree fellow mongers? ROOK.

RM,

Those are some prodigious sweater-puppies. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I ask for a full-body shot. Tell her that she has fans on the internet. Tell her you won't come in her mouth. I don't care what you tell her, but get some more pix!

Dem Salivatin' Gnomes

**Scorpo Rising** · 12-16-05 20:59

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox the Mongoloid

Scorpooooo
I Dont Know Who You Are, And Frankly I Dont Give A Good Rats Ass.
But You Come On This Site, And Make Stupid Ass Cracks.

You Want To Be A "brother" ?
Well Here It Is, Post, Tell Us One Thing You Did, One Bit Of Information, Just One. Or Better Yet, Tell Us What Division Of The Le Your Apart Of. Or Are You Just Some Guy Out There Thats Gay And Gets His Kicks Off On This Line.

Got It.

I Dont Think There Is More To Say, However I Would Not Be Surprised If You A Furiously Responded To. Maybe Blocked.

Either Way, You Have Taken Up Far Too Much Space And Time And You Dont Deserve Either. Cause You, Boy, Are A Void.

Smiling Fox,
Just In Case You Need To Know Who Sent This

Oh Smiling Fox! What can we do do quell your anger? You sound like a meth addled mother scolding an illegitmate child who has spilled some milk on her stash.

It may help to breathe slowly. Let loose your tension. I have a word for you. It is LAXATIVE.

**Rapid** · 12-16-05 19:02

Originally Posted by Ryou Acop

Thanks for your info. But which side of the road do the girls hang out? on the Taco Bell side, 7/11 side, or both?

They hang out mostly on the Taco Bell side of Hollins Ferry Rd. all the way down to the first set of railroad tracks. They also seem to like the area around the traffic light near the tracks.

The loop I've used is Hollins Ferry to Washington to Patapsco to Hollins Ferry, and all roads in between.

Rapid

**Cloud William** · 12-16-05 11:12

A basic instinct for all animals is to hoard up on food before any winter storm. Deer move more and will feed earlier, birds crowd the feeders, and humans seem to have a primal instinct to stock up on bread and milk.
Working girls are no different, the smarter ones with their act together know that a storm is going to cause disruption in their monetary supply. Hence they will go out before the storm and try to stock up. Conditions for mongering during and after a winter storm are difficult at best.
It was with these thoughts in mind that I took a trip to charm city yesterday morning. Conkling had several, one of them was crazy Jen whom I ignored. Up around PP there were several and one of them was one who I think of as "The Beast" She used to hang around the scrap yard on Rt 40 but now she is over in the PP area. In summer weather she used to always carry a light jacket wrapped around her waist. I had the misfortune to see why one afternoon. I was stopped at the light and she raised her hand to wave at someone else. A tremendous ripple of stomach rolled out from under the jacket complete with attachments I'd really rather not describe further.
Anyway she was walking near Eastern Avenue carrying a pizza box as a prop, "Figures" I thought.
I worked my way back around to Baltimore St and saw a nice looking Brunette on the sidewalk. I swung around the block quickly and she had vanished. She was nowhere to be found which was odd as there weren't
that many places to go. I continued my journey and spotted a nice looking blonde. We made eye contact and I pulled off onto a side street. She showed up and got into the car, she said her name was Debbie. We did the cop check thing and went off to discuss business. She told me she had fallen on the ice, hurt her arm and wasn't feeling well. However she was feeling well enough to spend some time in a motel. We agreed on a rental fee for the next hour and went off to a nearby motel.
She had a nice set of b's with huge nipples. A nice flat belly with a shaved kitty and the package was complete. We started with oral, followed by mish, then cowgirl, finishing with a moaning doggie for her. Both her and I finished at the same time.
I dropped her off on Orleans and went about my business.

Turns out the storm wasn't anywhere near as bad as they predicted but it's something to think about the next time weather is coming.

Cloud

**Smiling Fox** · 12-16-05 10:29

Do You Guys Notice How We Seem To Have Stupid People On Here From Time To Time. I Cant Believe Le Could Be So Stupid. If They Where Undercover And Trying To Get Our Confidence, They Could Say A Hell Of Alot More And Set Us Up Good. Maybe There Is Just An Abundance Of Stupid People In The World, And From Time To Time They End Up On This Site.

This Is Just Too Troubling To Deal With, Surely I Can Find Something Else To Do.........

Ah Ha, Im Going Out Today To Get Laid. Yeahahahhhahaha

Sf

**Smiling Fox** · 12-16-05 10:25

Scorpooooo
I Dont Know Who You Are, And Frankly I Dont Give A Good Rats Ass.
But You Come On This Site, And Make Stupid Ass Cracks.

You Want To Be A "brother" ?
Well Here It Is, Post, Tell Us One Thing You Did, One Bit Of Information, Just One. Or Better Yet, Tell Us What Division Of The Le Your Apart Of. Or Are You Just Some Guy Out There Thats Gay And Gets His Kicks Off On This Line.

Got It.

I Dont Think There Is More To Say, However I Would Not Be Surprised If You A Furiously Responded To. Maybe Blocked.

Either Way, You Have Taken Up Far Too Much Space And Time And You Dont Deserve Either. Cause You, Boy, Are A Void.

Smiling Fox,
Just In Case You Need To Know Who Sent This

**Scorpo Rising** · 12-16-05 04:19

Originally Posted by El Matematico

Let me get this straight: Are you or are you or are you not a phaggot?

Such words! Is this the way you should address an esteemed member (Mr. Muff) with senioritis? Tsk, tsk! Calm down and go to your nearest AMP for a bit of relaxing therapy, preferably the kind that involves rubbing, tugging and explosive release. Afterwards, come back to the forum and write your apologies to this kindly gentleman. I have a word for each of you. It is HANDSHAKE.

**Scorpo Rising** · 12-16-05 04:06

Originally Posted by Paland

Actually, I have two words for Scorpo, FUCK OFF!

You are in need of a deep rub with some sort of release. RT*F to get the latest and greatest information on wherte to go. Maybe the tension that inside of you will subside. You will then be less prone to manic outbursts like this. We are brothers. You need not see us as enemies. Even if the rest of the tribe of men does not forgive you, I will. I have a word for you. It is EJACULATE.

**Motorback** · 12-15-05 21:05

Another sad retirement Baltimonger..Sad but fitting way to end 2005. My best wishes to you on your new endevor.....BIG shoes to fill...BIG

**El Matematico** · 12-15-05 18:33

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

**El Matematico** · 12-15-05 18:30

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

**Paland** · 12-15-05 17:33

Originally Posted by Scorpo Rising

I sense hostility in you, brother.

The world is not as bad as it may seem.

Relax. Get a testicle massage at one of our city's finest AMPs. You're a pro, you know where to go.

I know you know the soothing power of an anal rimming. Life is good. Go out and enjoy. I have a word for you. It is MEDITATE.

Actually, I have two words for Scorpo, FUCK OFF!

**Muff Scout** · 12-15-05 13:59

Nat Zass, haven't heard from you in a long while. Welcome back.

BJ, nice post. Don't you guys hate it when you are banging away and the girl's kitty is so loose you could park your car in it.

Took a quick spin through W/W last night just to see who was about. Saw Laura in Pigtown along with that blonde who always hangs out by the bus stop on the corner of Wash and Monroe. On Wilkens, saw Dee near Scarey and some butchy looking short haired blonde near Payson. Not much LE about.

No Baltimore Man, I did not see Rachel. Maybe you got her this time

Interesting post by Phillyewe in the "Streetwalkers" thread of the Philly board. He nails Hizark21 and Scorpo for what they are.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout