2005 Archived General Reports

[Tonto]

While cruising the w/w area saturday about 1pm, I saw a good looking wsw standing on monroe just south of wilkins. I pulled over and she jumped right in. Name is Amber. Her story is that she is visiting the area from the eastern shore and was only doing this to get gas money to go back.

Anyway she was much better looking than most of the regulars, both in general looks and in how healthy she looked. About an 8 on the real world scale. Shoulder length brown hair that was pulled up and nice fitting jeans. We went to my fav spot and started of with a bbbj. But after taking off her clothes and playing with her nice ta-ta's, I decided to go for more. Switched to doggie and pounded away for a while while reaching around and playing with the puss. This is not the easiest to do in the back seat so I went back to bbbj to finish. She was a real trooper and completed the deed and stayed connected until every drop was gone. Gave her standard fee and a 5 tip.

When I returned her to monroe st. she got out of the car and ran over to another car parked at the corner with a guy in the car. He was scrunched down low so he couldnt be seen to anyone passing by. She gave the money to him and he started up the car. So mabey all she really did need was gas money to get her and her bf home. I really dont care since she was one of the best I have had in both looks and performance.

[Scorpo Rising]

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.

My dear Ostrich,

You can bury your head in the sand but what troubles you is still out there. You want to pretend you are a seasoned veteran but what you really want to do is harass people you think not worthy. There is no freedom in being a censor.
I have a word for you. It is FRIGHTENED.

[M1951]

Hello Gentleman,

Did the PP/Conklin last night around 7 pm a few shanks on Baltimore and that was it. LE was present but not to heavy. I did see a possible WS with boyfriend gave me the look with a nice smile went back around she was gone. LE had a car pulled over on Conklin and was inspecting. Be careful and enjoy.

M1951

[Scorpo Rising]

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.

Thank you Mr. Smiley. Your information, like you, is priceless. I have a word for you. It is: HALITOSIS.

[Jeep 95]

These are for Muff & RYOU-enjoy. I gotta say-the more I look at the pic of Emily's "twins"-the more I gotta say they are one of the nicest tattas I have seen. Don't you agree fellow mongers? ROOK.

I love tits, what a pair they are!!!!!!! I have seen many tits, and those r 2 of the best.

[Jeep 95]

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.

That is GROSS! What a piece of!

[Smiling Fox]

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.

[Scorpo Rising]

I am in 80% agreement with the regulars here about your posts, most of which are garden-variety trolling, but I find you to be the type of troll who actually makes some interesting points. Many of us are not interested in demeaning the women we encounter nor gloat over the failings of LEOs. We are trying to obtain information to "feed out need" in a relatively safe and sane manner. We post about LE for the simple and obvious reason that we wish to avoid close encounters of the worst kind. Many veteran posters have have stated that we ought to respect the neighborhoods we visist and not try to pick up civilians. The basic error of your string of posts is that you seem to fail to realize that this is the oldest game in human existence and you are not going to have any meaningful impact on it and you would do better for yourself to leave things be. Try to be more understanding of where we are coming from on the "off chance" you are here in good faith.

Thank you sir, for your kind concern and gentlemanly way you have presented yourself. We are all free beings who can agree to disagree. If this is not a free forum than I have wandered into it by accident. However, until I have admonished by the curator of this fine forum I shall feel free to post my thoughts, however disturbing because I feel it healthy to express the vapors of the soul. It is surprising to me how such innocent scribbling have upset the status quo of this meeting of minds. Is there no sense of self here? I cannot imagine a group of men with so many needs to berate another because of writings such as mine.
I have a word for you. It is FORUM.

[Scorpo Rising]

Old Monger and My other Esteemed Gentlemongers:

31 posts and counting, and not a one with any discernable information of any kind.
Dr. Monger

Such bothersome worries you have. Do the number of posts a person has really mean that much to you?

Do the number 17 have any significance? Does 23 have more significance that 17? Why would youi ponder such things when there are women to be had out there? Go forth and experience what is there for you. RT*F for the spots to hit should be be unaware of them.

There is no need to monitor my activities. The FBI and CIA do not. Why should you?
I have a word for you. It is SURVEILLANCE.

[Dr.Monger]

Old Monger and My other Esteemed Gentlemongers:

Please don't feed the trolls. 31 posts and counting, and not a one with any discernable information of any kind. Questions? Yes. Commentary? Yes. Ad Hominem attacks? Yes. Useful information? No. Any discernable fact (and I use the singular pointedly) whatsoever? No. So no morer attacks, no more discussion. Just ignore it, please. Flaming only baits it into more posts. If you ignore it, just like your teeth, it will go away.

Dr. Monger

[Surfing for Fun]

Scorpo is completely trolling for seniority.

I was hopeful when the new rules went through for posting, as I don't get out a lot, but I try to give the best reports I can.

So what happens, you get idiots like Scorpo that has done nothing but go to every flipping group here and reply to 4 month old threads. Total abuse of the rules.

Just one real report Scorpo and you will have some shred of credibility. But boosting post count by asking stupid questions and posting even worse replies takes away anything you are trying to gain.

Get a life man,

SFF

[Old Monger]

I am in 80% agreement with the regulars here about your posts, most of which are garden-variety trolling, but I find you to be the type of troll who actually makes some interesting points. Many of us are not interested in demeaning the women we encounter nor gloat over the failings of LEOs. We are trying to obtain information to "feed out need" in a relatively safe and sane manner. We post about LE for the simple and obvious reason that we wish to avoid close encounters of the worst kind. Many veteran posters have have stated that we ought to respect the neighborhoods we visist and not try to pick up civilians. The basic error of your string of posts is that you seem to fail to realize that this is the oldest game in human existence and you are not going to have any meaningful impact on it and you would do better for yourself to leave things be. Try to be more understanding of where we are coming from on the "off chance" you are here in good faith.

[RookieMonger]

Hey fellow Mongers,

Well-I see that there is alot of LOVE on here as of late-lol. Went on my usually mongering early Friday evening. Started of calling Emily a.k.a Tiff but her b*tch of a g/f picked up the phones & said don't f*cking call here again. I was like-what the f*ck??? So I drove by her place to see if she was out but no luck. It was early & I saw a ok looking girl by where Emily lived so I invited her in.

I think she said her name was Cindy-not sure. Older than I like but I was on a mission to win the Elusive TRIPLE CROWN so I went ahead with the usually donation towards the LE's annual Chistmas fund of .20 for my gear cleaning. Told her if she swallow the load,would include a tip & she agreed. The job was actually very good. My gear exploded not too long into it as it's been a while since I had my gears cleaned. As promise-she swallowed the whole load w/o any resistance. Overall-would repeat. Looks were maybe 4-5,skills 7 & personality 6. pop#1

pop#2-Took a little break & grab some grub than proceeded to CB area. Haven't been here in awhile due to high LE presence but decided to take a stroll. Went thru Patapsco-Fairhaven a few trips. Saw this cute blonde & made a u-turn but another one of you mongers picked her up before I could. Was really bummed because I thought she was really cute. But like 15-20 minutes later,I saw her on a side street & got close for the p/u but when I got a good look at her,she went from a 7-8 to a 4-5 so I took off like a bat outta hell. Strolled down Fairhaven again & saw this brunette talking to a guy in a van. Made a could passes & on the 3rd pass,she was standing by herself so I move in for the pickup.

Her name was Lil'C(I am sure that was her real name) but she said she was 19. Very cute face,nice bod. Did the LE check & when it was otay to proceed. Asked her to clean my gears while I was driving & dam if she wasn't also collecting funds for the local LE's x-mas party. She was looking for donations of .25,which I agreed to with pics but she wouldn't swallow or catch. WTF!!! She was lucky that she was very cute & had the softest tattas I have ever felt. Charmins tissue ain't got anything on this chick. She proceeds to clean my gear again while I am driving. We get to a spot & she wouldn't let me take pics of the deed. WTF again. So at this point,I was getting irritated so I jerk my gears till it explode & cleaned up & dropped her off. Might repeat only because she is cute as hell & has soft tattas,but wouldn't donate more than .20. Looks 7,skills 5,personality 5.

Now-this is like 3 1/2 hours into my mongering trip. My dam truck is eating the shit outta my gas tank but like a true monger,I was 1 pop away from my goal. Made my way back to PP/Conkling area but wasn't much out. Proceeded to Dumdalk,made several trips. When I drove past my convenience store-there were 2 LE cars in the park so I proceeded to stop in the store to make it look good. On my way down Dundalk Ave,heading south,I spot this blonde walking by the church. Swooped in,made the pickup. Said her name was Laurie,28 y.o. Just got in a fight with her b/f & was out & about. Did the LE check & during my interrogation,found out she's got the cutest twins. Not so bit like my Emily bit very adorable so I decided to give the twins a kiss. We get to my spot & dam fellow mongers-this girl is also collecting for the LE fund. I donated .20 for the 3rd gear cleaning of the night. Her skills were ok,but being this is my 3rd pop,I had to help her a little. Her skills wasn't anything to brag about but as I was about to explode again,she was nice enough to catch it. GET THIS-as she is spitting my load out the window-her ass is kinda sticking up in the air. The B*TCH FARTS. Yes-FARTS. Than,the funny part is she pretends it never happened. I was like-Man-WHAT WAS THAT??? She tried to play dumb & say "what was what". I just cracked up. The only pic she would allow me to take was one of her twins. Skills 4,looks 4,personality 4. Would not repeat because she became real bitchy towards the end.

Hey RYOU & MUFF-do I get the TRIPLE CROWN??

Hey Smiling Fox-I don't have a small Charoot-Emily has a big mouth!! Lol.

Hey Dem Gnomes-glad you like the pics of Emily's TWINS-will try to see her again-for you guys of course.

As always-be safe & hell-it's christmas time-bring donuts for all the Piggies out there-yes-even the bad ones- ROOK!

[Piehole]

I've been sitting on these for a while. Her name is Dawn. Haven't seen her out recently. These were taken just before Halloween. Anyway. Jackson and his brother for greek. She was a pretty good fuck. Got into it with the motion. Bucked alittle during greek. Just grabbed the hips and rode her.

You mongers need to be asking Santa for a digital.

[Bad Bad Boy]

What you say Horsetrader about protecting your valuables is so true!

I learned my lesson the hard way - TWICE - a few years ago.

I picked up a girl on Brunswick (off Wilkens Avenue) during the winter months a few years ago and we headed to an industrial parking lot. Little did I know that the gal was a real pro at stealing.

When we got down to business, she removed her coat, laid it over my center console, and asked me to keep a lookout while we began our play.

After we finished, I dropped her off on Brunswick. I had this feeling something wasn't right and immediately got my wallet out of the console which wasn't locked. About $80 in cash was gone. I headed back to Brunswick to look for her but she had disappeared. Luckily, she didn't steal anything else.

Another time, I picked up a gal off of Ramsey. We headed to her place to play. I was wearing a light jacket and had a few bucks in my jacket pocket. After we finished, I left and got back in my car. As I was driving home, I reached in my pocket to find that she stole the $5 bill that was there.

Now I am extremely careful. All valuables (cell phone, wallet, cash, camera, etc.) are locked and out of reach.

An education is not cheap.

BBB