2005 Archived General Reports

[Muff Scout]

As we near the end of another year, I am going to continue a tradition that Baltimonger started two years ago, his end of year best and worst list. This is not meant to be a definitive list, but merely one monger’s thoughts on 2005, a starting point for a fun discussion.

I’ll begin with SW’s with best BJ talent. My top 5 would be Heidi, followed by Pigtown Rachel, Diamond, brunette Rachel and Katie. Heidi wins on the basis of just the right combo of warm, moist mouth, gentle hand action, speed and length of service. This girl hits on all cylinders. Rachel is just a slurp behind, but needs to learn to slow down. Diamond, brunette Rachel and Katie need to learn how to use their hands. Don’t get me wrong, they are all great, but Heidi and Rachel are in a class by themselves

Worst BJ has got to be blonde Rachel, followed by Sherri, Fran, her sister Dorothy and Amy. The one time last January when I was desperate and picked up Rachel for a quick BJ, she falls asleep with my dick in her mouth. Then she has the balls to ask for a tip. As for the rest, when are these girls going to learn that half and half doesn’t mean you blow me until I get hard and then ask if I’m ready

Best full service would be Mindy, with Pigtown Rachel, Heidi and Katie all getting honorable mention. On technique alone, they are all pretty close, but with Mindy being multi-orgasmic, she gets the nod. Worst, Fran and Dorothy, the dead sisters.

Best anal, tie between Katie and Shannon, with Angela close behind Lindsey gets honorable mention. Worst anal, are you fucking kidding me. No such thing.

Best overall experience. It’s real close among Pigtown Rachel, Heidi and Mindy. Rachel gets the nod on looks and personality. Heidi on technique. Mindy may be multiorgasmic, but she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. If I had to pick one girl to spend 24 hours with just hanging all day and balling all night, I would pick Rachel.

Worst experience is also close between blonde Rachel, Fran and Dorothy. At least the sisters have personalities even if I have fucked livelier corpses. Rachel gets the nod here.

It never ceases to amaze me how some of these girls, despite the fact that they deal with such fucked up conditions everyday, can still be manage to smile and be fun to be with. On the downside, I see how far someone like Pam has fallen this year. She used to be such a sweetheart, but the dark side of the drug life and the streets are unfortunately changing her. She gets my vote for best sw who took the biggest fall. Hope she gets comeback of the year award in 2006.

Best looking SW is in the eye of the beholder, but I would say Pigtown Rachel, followed by blonde Kim, Mindy, Sherri and Dee. Worst looking, take your pick of any of the toothless, fat hags out there.

SW I miss the most, little Jenn. Damm she was awesome. Second place goes to Dianna. That girl could fuck and suck. SW’s I wish would go away, blonde Rachel and Jules.

As for the mongers, my vote for best rookies would go to both Ryou and Rookiemonger. Great posts, lots of useful intel, nice pics, both have senses of humor too. Both prove that if you RTFF and make a small effort to fit in with our culture, you will be accepted as a brother.

There is about a five-way tie for worst newbie, so let’s just leave it at that. Maybe they will go away.

Dumbest act committed by a senior has got to be hands down, Baltimonger giving that brother who was pretending to be vice, a ride all over the loop. You are lucky to be alive dude.

Most fucked up act committed by a newbie. Fucking Unholy One, who else.

Monger who I wish LE would arrest, the asshole who gets his kicks by taking girls to his home, handcuffing them and then anally raping them. You are one fucked up individual. You will get yours one day, and I hope some big guy named Bubba gives it to you in central booking. See how you like it.

Best thing that happened to me this year, meeting my retired sw friend, followed by Pigtown Rachel Worst, the retirement of both Robux and Baltimonger

Those are just my thoughts brothers. Since I frequent W/W and Pigtown, with rare forays into CB and Hampden, my views are of course limited. Look forward to your comments and observations.

Let’s all go out and get laid alot for the holidays. May 2006 bring you all much pussy and ass, no arrests and no diseases.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

[Ttbearhug]

He who counts is not getting pussy

[Muff Scout]

Fool, your categorizations are right on. I think most of us have gone through the same progression. But you missed one type of member. Don't know what you would call them, but it's those guys who do nothing but post bullshit, meaningless posts that serve no purpose. Guys like Hizark21, who posts all over the country in an obvious attempt to catch Pwhipped.

Hit the stroll last night before the game and saw nada. W/W was dead. Did see one smoking civi though on Pratt and Monroe who was worth the trip. Hot assed blonde in tight jeans. Damm, wish she was working.

Returned after watching the Ravens kick the fucking shit out of those cheeseheads. Ooops, there I go, insulting a whole state. Tough shit.

Anyway, stroll was still dead. Saw both Pam's out. Gee, I could have done a Pam Pam. Do I get an award for that

I would love to wake up Christmas morning and find little Jenn, and Mindy, Dianna and Pigtown Rachel under my tree just waiting for me

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

[Piehole]

Picked her up near the corner store off Wilkins (at the turn to the shopping mall). I wanted her fresh faced friend but she was picked up by someone in a large pickup truck before I could turn around. Anyway.

Krissy says she's 24 and in a rehab program. I believed her (eyes clear, clean hair, mentally engaged).

Her bj technique wasn't that great (a little too much in the way of teeth).

I would pick her up again if nobody else was out there.

[Ryou Acop]

Even though I had a great pop with Leah last night, I decided to do my usual "midnight run" since I haven't done it in awhile. Also, I have a day off today so that means I gotta go pussy hunting, right Muff? :-)

Headed to W/W to see if I could track down one of Muff's cuties. Nothing on Monroe but saw a decent brunette on Wilkens but decided to windowshop some more. Headed to pigtown and saw a HOT blone in white jacket and pink knit cap turning onto Carey from Washington. Drove around but she got into a house. Damn I guess she was a civ :-(

Got on Ramsey and saw a LE with headlights on Gilmor. Then spotted a chick wearing a hooded jacket walking about two blocks from the LE on Wilkens. Made eye contact with her as I drove passed her and she looked pretty good. Pulled over few blocks further down away from the LE's sight on a sidestreet off Wilkens and waited. She hopped right in and we drove off.

Her name is Dawn (I don't know which one of many Dawn's described on here), 24, medium length straight blonde hair, 5'5", nice B cups, great tight body, jockey, solid 7/8 on real scale (I wonder if she's one of Muff's cuties :-) Told me she doesn't come out much because she has regulars with her cell. Went to college but didn't complete with only few credits left to graduate. She told me she's bipolar but takes meds (I think she was in her manic phase because she was very happy :-) Had a kid when she was 11 after getting raped by her freaking uncle. She prefers women over men (Hmmm..I see a threesome coming :-) I would hate men too if I went through what she had to deal with :-(

Now, back to the good stuff :-) She gave me a pretty interesting BBBJ with very slow strokes (no DT though) and a lot of attention to the head part of my little fella. I started with mish while playing with her nice B's. Then when I went for doggie she told me I can pull her hair. I'm not really into pulling hair but since I'm put here on earth to please women I happily obliged :-) I pumped her perfect ass like I was riding a horse with her hair pulled back. I think she really got into it with a lot of moaning. Dropped her off at her place near Carey with 2 jacks and a hamilton tip. She gave me her digits and she is definitely a keeper especially with a threesome action :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

[Razors]

Lurker -- I started as a lurker. Checked things out, read the FF.

Hanging Out -- Then I started 'hanging out' with some posts. I didnt get a rview in right away, I had a minorly bad experience in Atlanta previously and after thatconfined myself to AMPs and an occaisional ladyreviewed on another board. I did contribute tho, posted info on the SWs I saw will doing recon and getting up the nads to pick one up. Finally I picked one up, and some old timers may recall my first pickup was a disaster, some rent a cop called a genuine donut eater and my lady friend and I were interrupted. Fortunately pants were properly placed over my wet dick before Mr. Law got to the window with his flashlight.

Contributor -- Scary as that first incident was, I realized that if you were smart you are safe. Park where you can observe the approaches to give you time. If you are going to FS, make sure you are facing the approaches. Don't talk to them until they are in the car and the car is moving etc... so I went on to be a reasonable contributor.


Post Hos -- Whatever flaws I might have I was never a post ho like He Who Has Been Ignored. I contributed some recon reports and kidded around a little and finally grew some hairs and was able to contribute something useful. Post ho'ing aint all that bad, its just a waste of bandwidth.

Speaking of a now retired waste of bandwidth, I think I have an insight into HWHBI. Look at this series of post endings:
FRIGHTENED
HALITOSIS
FORUM
SURVEILLANCE

Wasn't Dan Rather's signature sign off towards the end one word non-sequitors? At least I heard it was, hadnt watchd him since the turn of the century.

[Ryou Acop]

Next time BaltimoreMan wants great oral from a GFE who knows and enjoys that particular activity, he ought to check out Brandy.

You're damn right about Brandy. She sure is a GFE with excellent oral skill. I haven't called her in a long time because I've been too busy being a ho and sleeping around with other chicks :-) I'm gonna give her a call this week and see how she's doing with her detox.

Oh, and thanks for your kind words about me deserving senior status. I still got a lot to learn and to "conquer" especially Muff Scout's fine chicks in W/W area. The only one I've met so far is Kim and that's it.

By the way, I have Kim's gloves and ear rings and I've been looking for her but without success. Has anybody seen Kim lately? If you have, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know where/how I can find her so I can return her things (you can PM me if you prefer) Thanks!

Ok, it's time for my famous "Midnight Run" :-) I'm gonna concentrate on W/W tonight. Maybe I'll run into Kim or one of Muff's cuties :-)

[Ryou Acop]

1. Heather called me last Thursday night but I was too busy working on a "real life" girl during my weekly barhop (and I even got her number :-) so picked her up on Friday afternoon instead. She was sleeping when I picked her up and she smelled a bit bad. She tried to "work" during the snow/rain storm Thursday night to catch up with her rent but with no success and caught a cold instead. Picked up something to eat and chilled while watching some TV. And of course she fell asleep again but left her alone since she's sick (I didn't sleep so don't worry, Muff :-) Noticed her legs twitching which confirmed the suspicion I had for awhile that she relapsed. She woke up around 8pm and told me she was supposed to give her landlord the rent by 7. She asked me if I could drop her off so she can pay the rent and take a shower and pick her up around 11 so she can complete her "service" later. Dropped her off with a jack for the rent but she insisted on getting the full amount. When I confronted her why the full amount, she couldn't give me a good reason and finally admitted that she relapsed and she wanted to get a fix before our meeting.

Picked her up around 11 and she looked and smelled good. She started with a sucky massage (but at least she tried :-) and a decent long BBBJ. Did some mish and she told me she likes me doing doggie so I happily obliged with my thumb on her balloon knot. After the deed I gave her a massage and she was very impressed (I learned from my ex who was a message therapist :-) and she fell asleep again. She woke up around 2am and I dropped her off at her place with a jack tip. She told me she didn't tell me about the relapse because I was so proud of her and she didn't wanna disappoint me. Like I really give a shit about that (I know all about the addiction/relapse cycle thanks to my ex of 4 years). She still wouldn't admit that she has a boyfriend when I know for sure she has one. I don't know what's up with that.

2. After work tonight around 6, I drove through PP/C and FINALLY saw a SW near PP but she looked skanky so I passed. Nothing on W/W or Hollins Ferry. Headed to B/CB and saw a cute brunette in white jacket on Fairhaven. Came around and saw "ex-Raiderette" Leah standing next to the brunette. I pulled over hoping Leah would come over instead of the brunette, and she sure did :-) She hopped in and told me the brunette was her best friend Angie (who I met last week) and she told her I'm waiting for her (how the fuck did she read my mind? :-)

She looked and smelled great as usual. She started with a pretty good BBBJ while I played with her bald kitty. Knowing that she just took a shower, I finally decided to "taste" her fabulous nips while doing some mish. When I had her nips in my mouth I thought I was munching on cherries because they are huge and perfectly round. She definitely has the best nips I've seen or "tasted" :-) I can't even imagine what this chick must've looked like about 8 years ago as a Raiderette with D cups (they shrunk thanks to the habit) with those fine nips. Anyway, I finished with doggie with my thumb on her balloon knot (I'm gonna ask next time if she speaks Greek). I gave her 2 jacks and a hamilton tip and dropped her off near her place. She's definitely a keeper for me.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

[Scorpoo Rising]

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.

I commend you on your cleverness though a bit misplaced. Your hypocrisy is not your only shortcoming. I wish I had more time to waste on you but I do not at the moment. I have a word for you. It is HELLO!

[Old Monger]

We have some fine regular members here who frankly deserve senior status. BaltimoreMan and Ryou Acop are two who jump out at me, although I am sure there are others. What struck me about BaltimoreMan's most recent post was that the SW whose performance didn't meet expectations actually seemed to care about the level of her BJ performance. I regret that BaltimoreMan and her didn't mesh I gotta gice her some credit for actually caring, and maybe she will develop better skills in time. Meanwile, I am happily seeing Brandy in BCB on a regular basis, since she is a GFE with reat verbal skills. Next time BaltimoreMan wants great oral from a GFE who knows and enjoys that particular activity, he ought to check out Brandy.

[Ryou Acop]

Muff,

I think mine qualifies as Triple Crown because I picked them up from 3 different areas (1) Pam from Conkling (2) Peggy from CB (3) Robin from Salvation Army. I wouldn't classify Salvation Army area as CB. Actually it's much closer to W/W area then CB. You gotta reconsider especially when I did "Royal" TC with a BJ, FS, Greek from different ones. Come on, Muff :-)

I thought about another monger award "Cycle" like in baseball. You gotta do BJ, FS, Russian and Greek from different girls. I think I can do that now with all the numbers I've collected, or does that consider as cheating (or "juicing up" as in baseball)? :-)

Rapid,

Thank again for your info. I'm gonna work Hollins Ferry into my monger loop from now on since few good SWs I found near Salvation Army told me they leave on/off Hollins Ferry.

Rookie,

Sorry dude. Like Muff's rule states you gotta include at least one FS. If Muff doesn't reconsider my TC award, I guess you and I have a good race going :-) By the way, is your full time job a photographer for porno mags? :-) I love your pics. Keep it up!

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

[Scorpo Rising]

Scorpo is completely trolling for seniority.

So what happens, you get idiots like Scorpo that has done nothing but go to every flipping group here and reply to 4 month old threads. Total abuse of the rules.

Just one real report Scorpo and you will have some shred of credibility. But boosting post count by asking stupid questions and posting even worse replies takes away anything you are trying to gain.

Get a life man,

SFF

All reports are real even when they are fake. Why must your own pretensions be cast on anyone else? I do not seek fame through seniority. Why must I fall into a mold you and a few others have cast? You are not the true seekers of truth. You are seeking uniformity through drab conformity. It is you and members like you who are the truly unfaithful.

I, am indeed, have posted reports of note. You just are too blind to see it for my reports reveal the follies of the members of this board. Boastful crags who have no tolerance. How can they expect tolerance for their own activities when they are themselves so intolerant. WHAT HYPOCRISY! Ignore the truth all you want. HYPOCRITS never move forward in their lives. This is a gaggle full of those who are moving backwards and an unbelikeveable fast rate. I have a word. It is PITY.

[HD Hunter]

Cruised the avenue after Christmas dinner on Saturday night . Saw peggy up by the Laundry Mat but by the time I got turned around she was gone. Not a lot of prospects out so i cruised back down the avenue and turned on 6 th street to make a phone call . As I am making my call this girl comes up and try`s to get in the truck? I had to wave her off until I finished my call . She came back and hopped in after the initial awkwardness of are you a cop , no are you ? she told me her name was Dee Dee . About a 6 on the SW scale . we agreed on a jackson for a oral exam , and maybe a up grade depending on services rendered. Talked her into two lincoln tip for 1/2&1/2 inside in a safe warm place . She was a little funky , but may try again if I see her out. said she only comes out because she needed food $$ for the kids ? Be safe out there.

[Muff Scout]

As usual, Doc Monger speaks wisdom. Agree with both he and Fox. Have put both mongers on "Ignore List". Although I believe the two mongers in question are one and the same.

Moving on, had one of those great mongering weekends that make this hobby fun. One of my regulars had a big fight with her boyfriend, and called me and asked if I would get her a room for the whole night. No problem, as long as I can pop whenever I want. She agrees and we are off to the races. Four pops on Saturday, including a trip to greece, followed by two on Sunday morning. Total cost, 3.5 jacks for the room, some chinese and DD's in the am. Damm,that works out to about $11 per pop. It pays to be nice to the girls

Sorry Rookie, but no TC. The rules clearly state that one of the dates must be full service. Three bj's don't count. I'm sure you had fun though No TC for Ryou either, two of his pickups were in CB. The rules state that the three dates must be in three different geographic areas. In the words of Tom Hanks, "The hard is what makes it great. If it was easy, everyone could do it."

Hit the stroll mid afternoon just to see who was about. Saw Dawn on Monroe, who I have not seen in some time. Pretty blonde with very long, wavy, dirty blonde hair. Looks like she gained some weight, most likely from jail time. Passed on her because she has average skills and always tries to upsell.

Saw Diamond on Wash and stopped to chat with her. She told me Laura is MIA and Diamond believes she may have been arrested.

Saw Dee near the circle. She seems to have become a regular again. Also spotted that butchy blonde as well as that brunette with the big ass on Wilkens near Monroe. Saw the other Dawn, thin, dark hair, sitting in her usual spot.

Baltimore Man, found out from one of Rachel's friends that she is in the hospital. Hope it's not serious. That girl is fine.

LE almost nonexistent. Wish it were like that all the time.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

[Sandiegoman]

Went cruizing Saturday night to see what I could find. And I'll tell you one thing I could fine a TON of. LE. They were everywhere by the dozen. I felt like I was in Iraq watching the American troops patrol at night. They were everywhere.

I tried to pick up Pam on Wilkens but one of you Lucky Bastards was one step ahead of me. It was a pretty scarce night from what I saw. Tried all of the loops in Baltimore and the best I could turn up was a 4 on the SW scale that I picked up on conklin. Forgot her name and will try to forget the experiance as well.

1st of all I was immediatly un-attracted to her, 2nd of all she had a ridiculously horrible accent, 3rd of all she was high on something. I attempted to give it a try since I had been cruising for a while. Agreed on a BBBJ for normal tuition. She started the performance which was just god awefull. Maybe b/c I was in a bad mood at this point for having to settle for a skank, or because she was just so unattractive and I just wasnt "feeling it". Whatever the case I stopped her after 2 minutes and told her I'd take her back.

She was genuinly upset that I was unhappy with her and kept asking why. After politley explaining several times, I finally said "look its easier on you so what are you complaining about? " I personally have never had any luck with any kind of quality what so ever at P/P or conklin. I think I will just avoid that area from now on.

After a lousy night mongering, I decided to call it a night and just go home.

Keep it real,

Baltimore Man