2005 Archived General Reports

[Ryou Acop]

Here is my continuing saga with Heather. Enjoy it - ESPECIALLY BBB :-)

She woke up Wednesday around 6pm after a 15 hour sleep (and 2 bathroom breaks :-) and felt sick from lack of H but wanted to provide the service. I got the usual decent H & H and dropped her off with usual 2 jacks and a hamilton tip. Wanted to see me again that night after she "fixed" herself up. I would've gone out to monger and the pickings are pretty bad now anyway so decided to take the offer.

Picked her up around 10 and got something to eat at a diner. And she asked me a freaking weird question. She asked me why I haven't French kissed her yet - WTF??? I just told her I didn't wanna get her kooties and left it at that. I might be wrong but I think this chick is falling for me or playing me really good. I've been very nice to her (just like I am with all other girls since I'm a natural-born-gentleman :-) because she's a sweet girl. I just came out of a fucked-up 4 year relationship and I have ABSOLUTELY no desire for a relationship with a girl especially with a SW.

Whenever I tell her about other chicks I picked up she gets upset (and most likely jealous) and tells me I'm a ho and how nasty the other girls are (mean while she is doing the same damn "nasty" things they do). I told her that night that I've been thinking about quitting my mongering habit lately and she told me if I quit she'd give "it" to me for free. Can you believe that shit? I told her if she quits her habit I'd quit mine and she told me she actually was gonna get her ID/social security card/other documents (a dude posing as a cop robbed her last month) straightened it out the next day with her landlord (who has to vouch for her living address) so she could get a "real" job to save money for a inpatient rehab and move out of her place so she won't get tempted by her addict housemates. Whatever. I've heard of this story too many times from all other girls.

Got the usual decent H & H and dropped her off at her place around 3am yesterday with the usual 2 jacks and a hamilton tip. She wanted to see me again last night. Reminded her about my weekly barhop and she told me to stop by after it, so decided to pick her up instead of driving around looking for a decent SW among skanks.

Picked her up around 2:30am this morning after the barhop. Told me she took care of all the paper work business she planned to do. Did the usual H & H and we both passed out. I woke up around noon and she woke up around 6pm. Damn this girl can sleep. Dropped her off so she can get her fix and picked her up again around 8. Went shopping and got her a cellphone as a X-mas present so if she applies for a "real" job they can call her back and also she can stay in touch with some regulars instead of staying out in cold until she gets a "real" job. Grabbed something to eat and she's taking a bath RIGHT NOW. I think she might've moved in with me without my knowledge :-) Anyway, I'll update you guys later especially for BBB. She's gonna stay over again. I'm going to see how many pops I can get from her tonight for the cell phone I bought for her :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

[Muff Scout]

Everybody repeat after me.

Soliciting is a misdemeanor.
Soliciting is a misdemeanor.
Soliciting is a misdemeanor.

Got it!

Decoy FLE will not ever get into your vehicle. This is a safety violation of the highest order. I'm talking about her safety. No way she is going to risk her life on a misdemeanor arrest on which she knows you will be let out of central booking in 24 hours with no charges being filed.

The whole "are you a cop" thing is and always has been a total fucking waste of time. So is feeling each other up, with or without permission. The only thing either practice accomplishes is letting the sw know you are an amateur. If she gets in your vehicle and lets you drive away, she is not a cop.

I don't ever recall reading the following on this or any other board.

"I picked up this really hot sw and headed off to my favorite notel. We did the are you a cop thing and she responded, yes, I am. I immediately let her out and drove off. Thank god for this board".

No way will LE let one of their own get in a strange vehicle and allow them to be driven to an unknown destination without having multiple vehicles, including air support, following along. The officer will also be wired.

Guess what guys, we are not that important to them. They are not going to all that trouble and expense for a misdemeanor arrest. They save that shit for major drug busts and other felonies. No cop ever got a medal for arresting a john. They certainly are not going to put themselves in harms way to arrest some poor schmuck for soliciting.

Want to be safe. Follow three simple rules.

First, never pick up a girl you have never seen before. No matter how hot she is, avoid her until you have seen her on several occasions, or until you have seen her picked up by another monger with no resulting sound and light show. If it's a sting, LE will swoop in fast. And surprise, the girl will not be in the car.

Second, never discuss business through the windows of your car. If she won't get in before talking business, she is a COP. Don't even joke around with her. If she wants to talk to you through the window, ask for directions and get the hell out of there. If you are stupid enough to negotiate services with her outside your vehicle, she will tell you to meet her around the corner or down the block and then, bamm, you are surrounded. Hands up and get ready for 24 hours of hell.

Third, even if she gets in and you drive off, let her bring up business first. If she asks where you are going, don't say anything about a motel or parking. Just ask her where she wants to go. Not that you care, but make her initiate the transaction, especially the first mention of money. Picking up a girl, going to a motel and having sex is not illegal. But as soon as talk of cash or anything of value changing hands occurs, it becomes an illegal act.

Follow these three rules and you will be fine.

One last observation. Do you really want to take legal advice and risk your reputation, job, marriage, etc., from someone who has a major drug problem and lives in an abondoned building? Good luck if the answer is yes.

Use common sense, think with the big head and practice safe mongering.

Ryou, after reconsidering your efforts of 12/19, we hereby award you the Triple Crown award.

Initially, your application was denied on a geographic technicality. The Clix loop is defined as Washington Boulevard, to Caton Avenue, to Wilkens Avenue, to SCarey, back to Washington, as well as all side streets inside that loop. However, the board recognizes your logic in saying that a pickup by the Salvation Army on Patapsco is too far away to be considered part of CB. So, for purposes of these awards only, the W/W loop includes a detour from Washington on Hollins Ferry upto the intersection of Patapsco, and back down to Washington.

Congrats, and Merry Christmas

Kim was fun to ride sometimes, she was very pretty, but hot and cold. Pigtown Rachel is much better. Let me get this straight. You want an award for tattooing your name on some sw? Get a life dude

Rookiemonger, maybe if one of your dates held up a sign with my name on it, I would grant an award

Reagle, enjoyed your post. I couldn't help but feel a powerful sense of deja vue upon reading it however. Just kidding Welcome.

Night Haunter, the only thing you missed was picking up a girl. Why else would you drive all over Baltimore

Safe hunting to all, and happy holidays.

Muff Scout

[Night Haunter]

OK, first time poster so help me out. <dons asbestos suit just in case>

After carefully RTFF, I decided to try a "greater Baltimore Loop" to see if I'd figured out where everything is. Wrapped around the Beltway and decided to start with Hamden. Only sighting in Hamden area was a blonde haired civ at around 9:30 pm. Moved on and took Lombard to Clix. Many SW available, but LE too thick to enjoy it around 10:30 pm. (9 LE sightings in 1 loop!). Left Clix and took Baltimore to PP. High LE coverage, low SW count around 11:45 pm. Decided that LE holiday enforcement was too thick to crack and returned to beltway. I'd advise Clix users to watch out, several of the LE that had pulled people over were stealths; and I saw many vehicles being searched.

Still unclear where to hunt in Dundalk, but will do more research. Anything else I missed?

[Reagle]

I found this site a few weeks ago. I've been lurking, and I want to contribute this first post.

I been mongerng since the sixties. I remember when the Block had many clubs and there were tons of SWs there. I fondly recall strippers at the Gayety. But that's another story.

Back in the day, South Broadway was very active as well as Preston and St. Paul. Of course, there were lots of massage parlors all over town (no asians - they came much later) $20 for an hour and $20 for further activities. Inflation is a b itch

I have led a secret life mongering and it would have been great to have had such a forum as this. After all, who could I have talked to about my hobby? Surely not my friends or co-workers. You guys are really lucky to have such an on-line community.

I've retired from my activities. A heart attack and lots of meds have turned my little guy into Mr. Softie!. So I live vicariously through all your adventures.

I would like to contribute something positive to the group. It is easy to leave traces of internet pages visited and you sure don't want your wives or GFs finding your bookmarks or nosing around in History. Here's my solution: I use a separate browser for my special sites. I use Opera but Mozilla Firefox is just as good. Don't use the Avant browser - it shares it's history and bookmarks with Internet Explorer. My wife uses Internet Explorer and she is not even aware that there is another browser installed with all my nasty history and bookmarks. Keeps me out of trouble.

Finally, here's one word of wisdom: always trust your first instinct in any situation.

[Camden]

I finally had some good luck today. I spotted Sarah on Wilkins around 10am. I haven't seen Sarah in at least 3 or 4 months. She has gained some needed weight back and looked cute as usual. I picked her up and tried John's, but he wasn't home.

We parked at a spot we have used before and Sarah delivered a very good cbj for a 1.25 jacksons with tip.

I did see a few other possibilities on both Wilkins and Washington. I think I saw Laura going into her house.

[Bad Bad Boy]

There has been a lot of discussion on the board about increased LE and what to do about avoiding them.

I want to share with you a tip that a couple of the ladies mentioned to me a while back which might help you when picking up someone for the first time.

They told me that LE is NO longer required to tell you that they are LE if asked when you do the "cop thing".

They also mentioned to ensure your safety, you should take it in two steps before discussing business:

1. Still do the "cop thing".

2. Request permission to "touch" her. Female LE decoys are not permitted to let you touch them.

If the girl answers "NO" to the first question and "YES" to the second question, you can feel pretty confident she is not a decoy.

The ladies tell me that it's extremely important to ask permission to touch the girl rather than grab her. If the gal turns out to be a decoy and you grab her without gaining permission, it could be considered a sexual assault (which will be added to the other charges).

After thinking about it for a while, what the girls say make sense. These girls have a lot to lose too. Better safe than sorry.

Be safe out there because it's a jungle.

BBB

[Wheezer]

... and Kim with the jet black thick hair and "bubble butt" Any long-timers here remember Tina or Kim?[/QUOTE]

Old Monger: Are you referring to the Kim who is about 5'7". If so, she kicked the habit. Has a real job drawing a paycheck. However, I think she may need some spending money and a nice night out. Probably would be willing to barter.

[Reagle]

I found this site a few weeks ago. I've been lurking, and I want to contribue this first post.

I been mongerng since the sixties. I remember when the Block had many clubs and there were tons of SWs there. I fondly recall strippers at the Gayety. But that's another story.

Back in the day, South Broadway was very active as well as Preston and St. Paul. Of course, there were lots of massage parlors all over town (no asians - they came much later) $20 for an hour and $20 for further activities. Inflation is a *****

I have led a secret life mongering and it would have been great to have had such a forum as this. After all, who could I have talked to about my hobby? Surely not my friends or co-workers. You guys are really lucky to have such an on-line community.

I've retired from my activities. A heart attack and lots of meds have turned my little guy into Mr. Softie!. So I live vicariously with all your adventures.

I would like to contribute something positive to the group. It is easy to leave traces of internet pages visited and you sure don't want your wives or GFs finding your bookmarks or nosing around in History. Here's my solution: I use a separate browser for my special sites. I use Opera but Mozilla Firefox is just as good. Don't use the Avant browser - it shares it's history and bookmarks with Internet Explorer. My wife uses Internet Explorer and she is not even aware that there is another browser installed with all my nasty history and bookmarks. Keeps me out of trouble.

Finally, here's one word of wisdom: always trust your first instinct in any situation.

[Bad Bad Boy]

Slim pickings in deed.

It continues to be dead around the W/W loop. I drove through there this afternoon around 4 p.m. and saw one SW stoop sitting on Ramsey and S. Carey. A slightly plump brunette about a 5 on the SW scale.

I had a little extra time so I spun down S. Carey and up Washington and there was no one in sight. That has to be a first. You can usually find 2 or 3 girls there most any time.

Lately it hasn't been worth the time, energy nor gas spent trolling those areas in the afternoons unless you are not particular.

Guess you need to hit it during the prime time evening hours. When time permits I plan to check out some of the other areas.

LE was non-existent.

Can't wait for warmer weather when things will pick up dramatically.

Hopefully the girls will be back in full force after the first of the year.

I want to wish everyone a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR.

BBB

[Ryou Acop]

She called me yesterday around noon knowing that I took the whole week off from work. Picked her up at her place and got some food at Hardy's. While chilling and watching some TV she asked me if I notice anything different about her and I couldn't see any. She told me she got a tattoo of my name - WTF??? Took a closer look and saw my freaking name on left side of her neck!!! She asked me last Friday how to spell my name and thought nothing of it but now I know why.

I asked her why she got it and told me she and her friend got freebie tattoos over the weekend and she couldn't think of any significant person in her life so she went with mine (she already has tattoos of her siblings/kids/ex bf's names) So I asked her if her bf's name is same as mine and she vehemently denied having a bf again and swore on her kids' life that she's telling the truth. I don't know what to think of this. Either she's a great manipulator or she has a sorry ass life if a trick like me is the only significant person in her life. Or she's totally freaking nuts although I dig nutty chicks :-) I guess my cover is blown now that you guys can figure out my name when you pick her up :-)

Anyway, she gave me her usual decent BBBJ and did some mish. While I was doing mish she looked to be in pain so asked and told me she had a stomach cramp (either from H withdrawl or food) but told me to keep going. I kept going for awhile but could tell she was still in pain so pulled out and decided to finish on my own even though she told me she'll be ok. I worked on myself while fingering her and she played with her clit to give some visuals. Then exploded all over her tummy. After cleaning ourselves up she fell asleep as usual and woke up around 7.

Dropped her off with the usual 2 jacks and a hamilton tip. Asked me if we could meet up again around midnight and told her why the hell not. Picked her up around midnight and went to a diner for a bite and got some movies from McD's (I love their movie vending machines :-) Watched some movie and we both passed out (sorry Muff I slipped but I think I can trust her by now especially when I know where she lives :-) I've been up since around noon today and she's STILL sleeping next to me. I feel like I got a freaking gf/wife or something :-) When she wakes up I'm gonna get some action and drop her off so she can get her fix. I'll update you guys later.

Hey Muff,

Do I get any monger award for a SW to tattoo my name on herself? :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

[Ryou Acop]

Kim may have been in that group, or she may have moved out of the area. She was living with her boyfriend's mom, and not very happy about it.

Last time (and the only time) I saw Kim she told me her bf was locked up for a long time and it was weird living with her bf's mom when he's not around. Maybe she moved away but I think she's still around because "my" Dawn told me she knew Kim and even dated some dudes together once but she didn't tell me about her getting arrested or anything. She told me she would let Kim know about her gloves and earrings and arrange something for me with Kim so I can return them. I'll call her later and find out what's up with Kim. I miss that sweet thing and I'm sure you do too especially her fantastic long legs :-)

Oh, and have you reconsidered my TC posted on 12-19-05? If you don't think I accomplished it, I wanna try it again ASAP before RookieMonger beats me to it :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

[Muff Scout]

It seems like there was a major sting on Wilkens around Thanksgiving that resulted in 22 girls getting picked up. I know for a fact that Shannon and Kelly were both picked up. Heard Shannon got released, but haven't seen her.

Kim may have been in that group, or she may have moved out of the area. She was living with her boyfriend's mom, and not very happy about it.

Heidi's boyfriend got arrested and she moved in with her mom, so she is out of the area.

Haven't seen Angela, think she may have been in that group. Believe Becky was in too.

Last time I spoke with Mindy, she was looking at jail time. Her lawyer was trying to work out a deal where she served her time in a rehab facility. Not sure what finally happened.

Pickings always get slimmer in the winter. Girls also come and go like the tide. Old dependables leave, new cuties like Pigtown Rachel pop up.

Just as I hit the stroll last night to scout out some muff, my phone rings and it's my retired sw friend. Swing over to pick her up and enjoy an awesome bbbj followed by some incredible kitty spanking. This girl gets better each time I see her. She may retire me.

After dropping off my RSWF around midnight, I cruised the stroll. It was dead except for Tammy, who was walking on Wilkens with a cute brunette friend who I have never seen. Just on a whim, headed up to CB and saw at least 5 girls out on the avenue from 9th street up to Fairhaven.

Pie, I picked up Chrissy once. Lousy bj, bad lay. I remember her muff and legs needed a shave. I think I'd rather spank my own monkey than pick her up again.

Ryou, that doesn't sound like my Dawn. Mine has very long dirty blonde hair and is not thin, also older than your Dawn.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

[RookieMonger]

Hey there my fellow mongers,

1st & foremost-thanks to Muff for my AWARD-hell yeah I will take it. I have been trying to slip the TRIPLE CROWN award pass you but no luck. You are too slick. Lol. I would have to say though,RYOU might have me beat,but I am sure RYOU would gladly share it.

Early Tuesday a.m. Was off work today & wouldn't sleep worth sh*t so I decided to take a early stroll thru PP/Conkling area around 7:00 this a.m. As soon as I turn on Conkling from RT.40,I see cracy redhead Jen on Conkling & Baltimore. She looked kinda out of it(gee-thats a surprise huh). As hard as it was,I had to pass her up :-0). Turned onto Baltimore & I see a cute brunette name Andrea. Picked her up before-little skinny,no tits,but not a bad date-good oral skills,good personality,6-7 on looks(even on a civ scale) but wanted to cruise & see what was out. She looked disappointed that I didn't stop,but I am sure she will get over it.

Cruised up to PP area but didn't see one soul out. Minimal LE & on my 2nd trip thru Conkling,I see my girl Summer. See my previous post. I remember having a very good time with her so I moved in for the pickup after we made eye contact. She gets in,remembers me & off we go. It's alot easier when they remember you-don't have to do the RU LE thing.

While we are driving,we talk business. Dam if she wasn't antsy about trying to collect funds for the LE's x-mas party. I told her that last time I donated .20 for her to clean my gears. I was gonna have her ride my gears last time but she wanted a little too much & wouldn't budge. So we agree on the same donation with a tip for pics & her swallowing my load.

She starts her deed with nice slow strokes up & down my gears,making sure to clean under the gear shaft. Takes care of my NIPS just the way I like & does enough moaning,dirty talk & lets me do the hair pulling. Same stuff that I like,w/o the complaining "Are you gonna c*m BS" that alot of these girls nowadays give ya.

She has this sexy tattoo right above her ass that I have been meaning to take a pic,but keep forgetting. While she is doing this,she lets me take alot more pics than before. I even managed to take a pic of her face. The deed lasted about 20 minutes with her accomodating all my requests. She was really a GFE. Didn't not complain the whole time during the deed,when I kept stopping to take pics etc., I finally exploded my load in her mouth(I told her before we got started that I wanted a pic of my load in her mouth),she holds it there while I get my camera ready, & after I take my pic-she swallows the whole load.

All in all,another very pleasant experience. I ended up giving her a .25 tip on top of the .20 donation. I know what you guys are thinking. Dam ROOK. .45 for a gear cleaning?? Well-She did a heck of a job(no punt intended),didn't complain & pleased me in every way that I asked & allow numerous pics.

This girl is a keeper for sure. Too bad she didn't have digits. Would definitely repeat next time I see her. 7 1/2 on skills,9 on personality,8 on looks. Just wish she had a little more tattas. When I take her back,it has been maybe an hour or so since I saw crazy redhead Jen & she was in the same spot. All in all-not a bad way to start the day.

As always,be safe & hey-what the hell-it's x-mas,wish all LE you see a merry christmas & happy new year. ROOK.

[Old Monger]

Thanks to Muff Scout for continuing the Baltimonger tradition. I would agree that Heidi gives the best BJ in W/W-Pigtown area, but I gotta go with my new sweetheart, Brandy of B/CB for my personal all-around favorite, but I admit to being biased in her favor. Nonetheless, I gotta give Heidi her props, I found her to be good-natured and pleasant. I miss little Jenn too, my four favorite all-times are Jenn, Brandy, Tina with the red hair and great body and Kim with the jet black thick hair and "bubble butt" Any long-timers here remember Tina or Kim?

[Sandiegoman]

Old Monger, thank you for the kind words.

Being that I have been mongering for about 4 years now thanks to this board I have noticed that I do become picky when it comes to my selections. I have always been this way and I will still only go for a certain look. However it is only recently that I have started to really critique performance. If something isnt right, i'll tell them in a minute instead of having to endur a lousy performance. And i think your right about having to give Brandy a try, sounds like my kinda girl.