2005 Archived General Reports

**RookieMonger** · 12-11-05 13:32

Hey fellow mongers,

Went for a mongering trip early Sunday a.m-since it's been so dead as of late during the evenings & LE on HIGH ALERT-I figured I try the early shift. Started down Conkling/PP. Went thru twice & on the 2nd trip-I spotted my girl Emily(aka as Tiffany) on the street where I picked her up previously.

I pull over & she recognizes me & gets right in. She says that shes really happy to see me because LE has been CRAZY HOT as of late. She looked really good-was wearing awarm up velour jogging suit & I immediately gave Emily's twin "girls" a great big hug. I was driving my sport car which has didley squat for room so I knew getting her to ride my gears would be a problem. I have done it before in this car but this was like 9:30 in the a.m.

So,we get to a "spot" & dam if she was also collecting money for the LE's annual x-mas fund. She was asking .25 for her to clean my gears & I agreed because I rememer that she is a certified mechanic & was very experience & good at cleaning gears. Only problem was that she said that my gears couldn't spill in her mouth. I was like HUH? Because the 1st time we got together-I could've sworn that she said for an extra donation-that she would swallow my oil spills.

Well anyway-I thought about it for a minute-than her "TWINS" were like c'mon uncle ROOK-we miss you!! lol- so what the hell-I told her ok but I wanted to take pics this time. She say otay but don't take pics of my face. I was like "Of course not" my dearest Emily or Tiffant or whatever the hell name you want to tell me.

Guys-she gives one of the best gear cleaning jobs ever. I have been to Jiffy Lube,Precision Tune etc., & she has them beat. So she starts to clean my gears & man-was I in heaven. I has been like a week since I have had my gears cleaned. She is taking care of business-even cleans my gears "twin" boys. As always-I have her make moaning noises,pull her hair a little,call her my dirty little Sl*t,have her lick my NIPS etc.

She is doing a dandy of a job & the funny part about this was we parked in Hghland town at one of the "convenience stores" where people were coming in & out. My windows are tinted on this car but not as dark as my truck. Well everytime my gears get ready to burst,an old fogey(no offense to you old fogey mongers-lol)would come out of the store & walk pass us so I had to hurry & shift "gears" & pretent we are waiting for someone.

Than,when they would pass-Emily would start again-this happen like 3 times & I thought she would start getting pissed but she found it humorous. Well-finally after a few more minutes of gear cleaning & me kissing & playing with the twins-my gear exploded & Emily acting like she was superman & the oil spill was kryptonite. She backed the hell away & said EWWWWWW!!!

What the hell-so I clean up-offered to donate a little more for pics of Emily's kitty & back door but she declined. I don't get this girl. She is lucky that she has one of the prettiest,biggiest boobies,a cute kitty & the fact that she is a certified mechanic & does a helluva a gear cleaning or I might just not see her anymore-yeah right. She had alot better attitude this time. Had alot of fun-only wished I had my truck-because I could've had her ride my stick shift.

BTW-her phone of course doesn't work but she gave me the # of her g/f(sorry fellow mongers-she still don't want me to share the # with anyone else-I swear,I am not being greedy-lol)

Her g/f is the one that won't see me for some odd reason-she was there this a.m when I p/u Emily & she again-didn't want to see me. I am not sure why-I asked Emily & she just said "I dunno".

Yes-I have pics,but won't be able to upload them till tonight. I promise you mongers-these are KODAK moments-nothing to graphic but I have this shot of her sqeezing her "twins" together for a group shot that is ohh so very nice.

Hey Muff-thanks for your compliment about the newbie "name calling"-I promise you-when I post the pics tonight-it will make up for my inactivity-not for not trying-was mongering Thursday during lunch time 12:00-ish & nothing was to be had. I applaud the girls that are out this time of year-with the weather being cold as HELL,but I guess when you are on the "horse","donkey" or whaever these girls are on-it doesn't matter the weather.

Hey RYOU-It seems like you have been a busy little beaver yourself. You go boy-Congrats on the TRIPLE CROWN. As far as the "me getting paid for what I do best"-I would do that only if I could pick my own clientile-lol. If a skanking ass-b*tch asked for me-I could just push the "delete" button.

Anyways-like I said-I promise the pics tonight of Emily aka Tiffany & as always-be safe out there & don't forget to bring the donuts for the good piggies & ZIPPO for the bad ones-ROOK

Yes-I have pics

**Muff Scout** · 12-11-05 11:03

Pickings have been scarce over the last couple of weeks in the W/W area, but were pretty good on Friday night and Saturday afternoon.

Friday night, LE was everywhere on the stroll. Spotted Diamond, Laura and Sherrie in Pigtown. Saw blonde Rachel on Wilkens, along with Donna and Tammy. Spotted Dee down by Ramsey and Scarey and picked her up. Two jacks for a satisfying H&H.

Saturday afternoon, all the same girls were out, plus Mandy on Wilkens. Didn't see much LE. Saw Rachel strolling down the street on Scarey and snatched her right up.

This sweetheart came through again. Awesome bj that seemed to go on forever. I finally stopped her because I wanted to get inside her. Rode her in several positions before finally popping. After I came, she wrapped her arms and legs around me and kept grinding her hips into mine. Damm this girl is hot.

Rookiemonger, how can you be upset with newbies for wanting intel from you while contributing nothing in return. You rude, condescending, high and mighty, low class, welfare check cashing, jobless, lifeless...... Dude, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a senior

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

**Ttbearhug** · 12-10-05 07:19

She has applied to the State of Nevada to get licensed to establish a Stud Farm, a male bordello for women. Heidi wants to establish a high class bordello to cater to wealthy women who would be willing to pay $250 a pop for a tryst with one its male providers.

HOWARD STERN IS going to broadcast from the Mustang Ranch with live sounds of men having sex on his new show

**Green Machine** · 12-09-05 19:58

Dsade-

Sorry I don't have a name for her. She told it to me a long time ago then i forgot it and never could remember her name. she always remembers mine so i feel dumb not knowing hers. just dont say anything to give it away, we do our thing and off she goes!

**Ryou Acop** · 12-09-05 19:30

Originally Posted by Bad Bad Boy

You and RookieMonger might want to consider a new career field and get paid for what you like to do best.

I'm a ho like Heather told me so I'm sure I can do the job. But if I have to lick pu$$ies especially the hairy smelly wrinkly ones, I'll stick to my ho'ing hobby even if I have to pay :-)

**Bad Bad Boy** · 12-09-05 10:39

Ryou, congratulations on your DAILY DOUBLES. You are beCUMING a living legend in your time. It's time to step it up and go for the TRIPLE CROWN:-)

I'll see if I can find Cary, the Pink Flamingo, and send her your way to add to the mix. If you can pull it off, maybe we can spring for a dinner at the State Dinner on Wilkens. rofl.

Employment Opportunities Available: Remember Heidi Fleiss, the notorious LA Madame? According to yesterday's issue of the Washington Times newspaper, Heidi's up to her old tricks again (pun intended).

She has applied to the State of Nevada to get licensed to establish a Stud Farm, a male bordello for women. Heidi wants to establish a high class bordello to cater to wealthy women who would be willing to pay $250 a pop for a tryst with one its male providers.

You and RookieMonger might want to consider a new career field and get paid for what you like to do best.

Thanks guys for the great posts and laughs.

**Ryou Acop** · 12-09-05 06:44

My weekly bar hopping was cancelled last night (my pussy buddies didn't wanna get stuck in the snow storm :-( so I was pissed off and decided do some serious mongering. I aimed for the Grand Slam but ended up settling for the Triple "Royal" Crown (3 different SWs, 3 types of sex, 3 different mongering areas) in about 6 hours.

1. Drove through PP/C after work around 8 and saw a cute chick in white jacket and knit cap near Conkling & Baltimore. Came around and realized it was Pam (see my previous post on 12-02-05). Since I "test drove" her already and it was just ok, I went for BBBJTC for a jack. She did a pretty good job while I imagined my buddy's hot mom when I was a teenager :-) Dropped her off near a dealer again and got the heck outta there.

2. Headed to B/CB and spotted a blonde walking on Patapsco and turning onto Fairhaven. Pulled over on the first sidestreet off Fairhaven and waited. Then a skanky brunette came from nowhere and tried to get into my car - WTF? I rolled down the window and told her I was waiting for the blonde. Then she got the attention of the blonde and told her to get in. The blonde finally hopped in and we're off.

Her name is Peggy, 30, 5'5", long blonde hair, on coke & crack, 7/8 on SW scale. Decided to go for 1/2 & 1/2 with 2 jacks so I can unwrap the "present" she had for me. She was kinda chunky but with a great pair of D's :-) She gave me a great BBBJ with DT and some "head" and "twin" licking. Then I started with mish while playing with her fabulous boobs, and finished with doggie while she moaned throughout the whole session. Got her digits and she's definitely a keeper when I'm thirsty for some milk and "cushion for the motion" :-)

3. Headed to W/W & pigtown and there was absolutely nothing around midnight. Then headed over to Hampden and of course there is nothing there as usual. So headed back to W/W around 1am and nothing again (What the heck is going on there? Recently I've noticed there is more action in B/CB than in W/W).

Anyway, I figured I won't find anything with the snow storm coming so I settled for my usual daily double and headed back home on Patapsco from Washington. Then spotted a kinda tall brunette walking near Salvation Army toward the gas station. Came around and noticed bunch of cars buzzing around her like bees on honey. Saw 2 cars and a pickup pulling near her but she walked right passed them -WTF? I figured I'd pull over farther down on a sidestreet and see what happens. She stared at me for a bit as she got close and then hopped right in. Thought to myself tonight is my lucky night :-)

Her name is Robin, 33, about 5'8", skanky looking, crackhead, best friend of Sheila (see my previous posts on 11-05-05 & 11-09-05), 6 on SW scale, in long red dress with red shoes (she likes to dress up for her "work" believe it or not), thin, saggy B's. Decided to go for 1/2 & 1/2 to see her "assets" and negotiated down to 1.5 jacks. She gave me a decent CBJ and I did some mish and doggie but I knew it was gonna take awhile since she didn't "do it" for me (and also I had 2 pops already) so asked if she spoke Greek. She said yes so negotiated down to 2.5 jacks for a trip to Greece :-) The trip lasted for about 10 minutes but she hung in there like a trooper. Gave her a hamilton tip for the great trip and she offered me her digits. Now I have someone to contact if I want a tour guide to Greece.

After dropping Robin off at her place around 2am, I was gonna check out W/W again to try for Grand Slam but it started to snow hard and I was out of "bullets" anyway so I headed home.

So, do I win the Triple Crown, Muff Scout? And what about the Triple "Royal" Crown? :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

**Horsetrader** · 12-08-05 23:06

I cruised all my normal haunts on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday and didn't find much of interest (B/CB and W/W). Over the years I've learned that mongering is more difficult during the cold weather, but this year is worse than I ever remember. Each day I did the entire Clix loop about 3 times (at scattered times of the day) and did extra passes at the Northeast part of that loop. Each time the sights were dismal, never more than 2 skanks each time I did the loop. Didn't see even one in that area that I would allow in my car.

Patapsco near the Salvation Army had a few girls, twice I invited one of them in my car but I was afraid that I'd hurl from the sight and the smell. So often they get uglier and sicker looking as soon as they get in. I think one of them was a crossdresser.

B/CB was only slightly better. On Wednesday evening I did offer the warmth of my car and conversation to a WSW, I think her name was Sara (mid 20s, dark hair, about 11 months pregnant). Found her on 4th between Cambria and Pontiac. We drove a bit looking for a nice, quiet, dark place to park but I kept noticing the same little green car with 2 men in it. I think it was a Cavalier but I'm really not sure. I was afraid that those gentlemen would have joined our conversation at the most inopportune time, so opted to take her back to Brooklyn.

These ladies have the same financial needs as in the summer, so why can't I find them? Perhaps they are scattered? Locked up? Or are there more mongers now than usual? I did notice that I found them more on the side streets than in the past (Pontiac and even Washburn instead of Patapsco), so I think they are there but they are just scattered more due to their perception of more heat.

Horsetrader

**Ryou Acop** · 12-08-05 11:42

Muff Scout,

I usually don't fall asleep with SWs and I know I shouldn't. So far I only fell asleep with Heather and Kim. I've known Heather long enough and I know where she lives so I think I'm pretty safe with her but I know I should still be careful with her. With Kim I know I shouldn't have since it was my first time with her but she fell asleep first and I checked her out on this forum before I fell asleep knowing that she's a nice girl. And one fucked up thing is before Kim fell asleep she told me she fell asleep with a date once and he left her stranded but she still fell asleep with me.

But you're 100% right. I gotta be more careful with these girls since "it's all about the drugs" like many of you've said. And I know for sure they can get tons of drugs with my car. Heck they might be able to buy a freaking house in their neighborhood with it :-) Thanks for your concern and the heads-up.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

**RookieMonger** · 12-08-05 01:45

Hey fellow mongers,

Considering I am new myself-I don't mind sharing digits with all members. I know I said only senior members in my post,but if you at least contribute somewhat-I will hook you up with what I can. I just hope that Jenn's phone stays connected. The way things are going with LE & the weather-it would be good to have a "regular" that I can just call up.

I do get a little piss when

1) A brand newbe with 0 post pm's me for digits
2) When they ask for digits for girls that I don't have digits for. Do they read my post at all or do they just assume I have digits for all the girls I come across.

It is not that much of a deal,but with me being stuck at work & the weather being CRAZY cold-I haven't had any tension releases & these newbies with 0 freakin post are pissing me off.

Anyone know this Fitzknolls member-he's one of the ones I am referring to.

Hey Ryou,

Yeah-LE is definitely making their presence known. That is one reason I have been avoiding CB area but it seems to be getting bad PP area as well. Be sure to wear your seat belt when LE is highly visible-that is one less reason for them to f*ck with you. That happened to me over the summer. They were on foot patrol on Conkling & Baltimore. It was summer time,I had my windows down(they are tinted),wasn't wearing my seatbelts,LE saw me-waved my over & hassled me for like an hour-checking me for warrants(don't have any) & telling me my windows are too dark. I BS them & told them that they were legal %. LE couldn't find anything on me so they were digging for anything.

Hey Muff,

I know that I have been slacking. Sunday night-Jenn was in a rush so I didn't pull out the camera. Before that-JUGS said no pics. I will try to get out in the next day or two & see whats out there! :--)

SIDE note-both my rides have their windows tinting. I always prefer that for:

1) Comes in handy when you are involved in "extracurricular" activities.
2) Actually is very useful in the summer time-keeps heat out.
3) Kinda deters theives from breaking in if they can't see whats inside(I think).
Only problem is that they are illegal % wise. So,if LE wants to bust your balls-they can give you a work order to have it checked out at the MVA & if it is illegal-you'll have to take it off or have it taken off-I think you have like 30 days to do that. Sorry for rambling but I am bored.

As always-stay safe & don't forget to bring the donuts for the GOOD piggies & ZIPPO for the bad piggies.

Rook

**Mark DSade** · 12-08-05 01:42

[QUOTE=Green Machine]

Went out of for a cruise tonight in Hampden and found an old regular. Still cute but looking a bit worn from the Horse. God she gave a helluva BBBJCIM - fuckin' loved it!

Green Machine, what was her name? All the friends I knew up there seem to have moved away. I last saw one of my old regulars from Hampden maybe 2 years ago.

**Muff Scout** · 12-08-05 00:07

Balti, he was only half right. I know you work for a living

Medix, what does somebody look like who has chlamydia? Dianna and Heather didn't look like they had chlamydia. Gee, maybe I shouldn't have skull fucked them

If the odds are so astronomically low, then how the fuck did I catch chlamydia three times? Hey, is that a triple crown? I got it from three different girls. Does that count?

Incog, know what you mean. I've scaled back my mongering because of my retired sw girlfriend. Did I just call her that?

Ryou, you need to stop falling asleep in motels with these girls. One day, you may wake up and find your wallet and car missing. No shit.

Rookie, no pictures? You are slacking off dude

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

**Bad Bad Boy** · 12-07-05 18:47

Just had enough time to make a quick pass down Wilkens Avenue and a couple of side streets this afternoon around 2 p.m.

The place was nearly empty of girls and LE. Expected that due to the 34 degree weather and with school getting ready to let out for the day.

Saw two girls who were wrapped in their coats and hoods. All you could see were their noses. There was a gal wearing a red coat on Eagle and another at the intersection of Catherine and Wilkens. Neither looked particularly interesting.

Decided to take a spin around Brunswick and St. Benedict to see if I could find Karrie (AKA Michelle). No luck. Haven't seen her since August so I guess she's a guest of the County.

Karrie had an August 26 hearing date. One of the girls told me that she skipped the hearing date so an outstanding warrent was issued.

Had to laugh. I looked down the alley on St. Benedict to see what appeared to be a large cat running out of a pile discarded furniture and junk. It wasn't a cat, but a RAT! That was the biggest rat I have ever seen.

BBB

**Ryou Acop** · 12-07-05 08:52

Went for my usual "midnight run" again to B/CB. Saw nothing on Pontiac so headed to CB. Bingo! Spotted a hot blonde wearing a nice black dressy coat walking toward Fairhaven on Patapsco. Came around and saw a pickup truck stoppig at the intersection near her. Was sure she'd get snatched up but she walked passed it. Maybe she's a civ but figured I'd pull over on the sidestreet and see what happens. She hopped right in - yeah! :-)

Her name is Carrie, 27, 5'7", pretty face (about 7/8 in real scale), thin, nice perky A's, ex-blockette at Oasis for 5 years until her coke & crack habit got the best of her, been working on the street for about 2 months, recently "hired" a pimp after she got slashed below her left eye (the dude takes 1/2 - where can I sign up for that freaking job? :-)

Went for 1/2 & 1/2 for 2 jacks. Got a fantastic BBBJ even without DT. Literally she can suck like a vacuum cleaner. I was afraid she might suck my little fella right off my crotch :-) Then believe it or not, the best was yet to come. After some mish, I started doing doggie (and yes - I stared at her "fuckme" tattoo :-) and I think she really got into it because she did some serious "porno sound effect" of "ahhh" "oooh" "god" and even "shit" :-) She got pretty loud and I was afraid she was gonna make up the people next door. Was gonna tip her for the excellent service but told her I didn't wanna pay her freaking pimp with it and asked for her number so she can keep all her earnings for herself next time. She gave me her digits so I'm good to go :-)

My SW rating: appearance 8, BJ 9 (because of no DT), FS 8, sound effect 20 :-)

After dropping this "firecracker" off near her pimp, I decided to look for another talent for the night. Saw a skank on Patapsco and 2 skanks on Fairhaven but didn't wanna end the night on a low note so headed to W/W. Absolutely nothing except 6 LEs so headed back to B/CB. Nothing on Patapsco or Pontiac but Fairhaven was hopping with 4 chicks walking around. Drove around and zoomed in on a hot blonde with her hair up.

I pulled over and she recognized me as she hopped in. It was Leah (see my preview report on 11-07-05) and believe it or not she actually looked better than before (I think she's got a face that kinda grows on you and I'd rate her face 7/8 in real scale now) and she smelled so good. Did another 1/2 & 1/2 for 2 jacks. Got a decent BBBJ and some mish while playing with her fantastic nips and then finished with doggie. Just like the first time, nothing memorable or forgettable just decent overall. I'd get her service again just because of her fine and clean appearance and good personality but not for her performance though. Tipped her a hamilton and hooked her up with a free H detox research program since she asked for it again. We'll see if she follows through.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

**Baltimonger** · 12-06-05 20:52

Originally Posted by Muff Scout

Motorback, Doc M,

You guys make me feel like I'm at the All Star Game.

Where are Incognito and Clix?

And where the fuck has Baltimonger been?
.

Muff Scout

I couldn't take being called low-class, and being told not to spend my welfare check on $20 BJ's. I took my ball & little red wagon, and went home crying to mommy. Actually, I'm JAFO right now.

How did he know that I am low-class and blow my welfare checks on $20 BJ's?

Low-class, white trash, trailer park-living Baltimonger