Baltimore Mongering Basics - for Newbies

[HeyShooter]

How to Safely ease your way into BP mongering.

You can do a lot of little things to make your first visits with a BP ladies safe and worry free.

Step 1) Buy a burner phone.

You should not even consider using your own cell phone! Sooner or later some lady is going to get noisy in your phone. There should not be any hobby related calls on your cell phone. If you visit enough ladies they will text your number when they get to town. Do you really want to get a text from a BP lady during dinner? Do you really want your old lady checking the cell phone bill to see who you called this month only to find BP ladies. Go down to walmart, best buy or wherever and buy a burner phone (E. G Tracfone). Make sure you purchase the double minutes card along with a 90 day card. Set up your phone and make sure you set up a locking code. Don't use the same code for your burner phone that you use on your regular phone.

The only numbers which should be in the phone are numbers of ladies that you are interested in. There should not be any of your work, friend or relatives numbers saved on the phone. If you want to test the phone call a BP lady and ask her how much to consult with her for a half hour. Don't call your cell phone or home number.

BTW, the last time I went to buy a ninety day extension I was asked for a name and address. They did not ask for ID. Feel free to make up any name and address you want. I know I did.

BTW, this phone should be locked and turned off when not being actively used. If your old lady finds the phone then you don't know whose phone it is. I don't know anything about the phone, it is not mine.

Step 2) Start out seeing ladies with oThER reviews where it says that they look like there photos.

By starting out with well reviewed ladies with good reviews it will allow you to practice with a lady who knows what she is doing and you can practice safely learning the hobby. Pick out a BP lady who already has good reviews and call her on your new burner phone. If you have any special requirements try to choose a lady who will do the things you are interested in doing. If the reviews says the lady doesn't french kiss don't get your panties in a bunch when you get to the room and she won't allow you to french kiss.

DO NOT SEE ANY BP LADIES WITHOUT ANY REVIEWS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR PICTURES ARE OF VERY PRETTY LADIES. Many of these ads are fakes. If you are lucky you will get there and it will be a fat chick. If you are unlucky you will be robbed, scammed or arrested.

Read the lady's reviews. Hopefully they are relatively young compared to you. They have a number of positive reviews which state that they look like their photos. Most of these ladies will be pretty enough and will be great at having sex (They did have good reviews.) thus you will have a good time. However, you need to look as these ladies as an opportunity to practice the hobby safely so when you start doing riskier stuff (seeing ladies with no reviews, .) you will know how to go about in the most careful manner possible.

In the future, research includes googling the ladies phone numbers and the ladies images. It is really necessary if the lady doesn't have any reviews.

Step 3) Preparing for your first date.

Take a shower and brush your teeth. Should you arrive on your first date with a lot of bad odors don't be surprised if either your date ends quickly or she invites you to take a shower.

The first time you see a new lady (new to you) buy a three pack of condoms. It is much better to have them and not need them than not have them and need them.

When on a poontang prowl break as few laws as possible. Stop at stop signs. Use turns signals. Don't carry 420. No open alcohol in the car. Do the speed limit (I know this hurts!)

Step 4) Call the lady on your burner phone to meet her at her hotel or notel.

There are numerous reasons not to have a BP lady come to your house for an outcall when you are learning the hobby. The best one is that if something goes wrong it will not occur at your house.

When you call a BP lady on the phone you should want to cover two areas of information (how much for a half hour and ask them to text you their address). Sometimes BP ladies will post their rates in their ads.

Many of the ladies may ask one of these common questions:

A) Are you a cop or are you affiliated with law enforcement?

B) How old are you?

C) What race are you?

D) How long is it going to take you to get to their place?

E) how long do you want to visit?

F) How much do you weigh?

Do not ever talk about any sex acts on the phone. A lady in the know will hang up on you and block your phone number (as well they should). If you ever talk about a specific sex act and a set amount of money in a call with a lady then you have just set yourself and the lady up for a solicitation charge. All carnal details must be worked out in the room once a level of trust has been established between you and your lady friend.

If someone on the other end of the phone talks about any sex act then you should not go see them. Hang up on them and call some other lady.

Do not book an hour the first time you see a lady. When you meet a lady for the first time you want to see if you get along with the lady. A half hour is plenty of time to figure out if you want to visit the lady ever again.

BTW, pay only in cash. Any time someone talks about payment in anything other than cash think scam. You may not know what the scam is but rest assured that the only fucking which will occur is to your bank. Real escorts prefer cash.

Step 5) Check out the hotel or notel environment when you arrive.

Drive around and see what is going on. The less people in the parking lot the better. There should not be any police squad cars.

Once you are satisfied that everything seems normal enough then call the lady and let her know you are in the parking lot.

If you are lucky she will tell you to come on up to room such and such. She may tell you it will be a couple of minutes. A couple of minutes may mean two or it may mean ten minutes. That is right, you may have been driving for a half hour and now once your here she is going to take a shower. Oh well, it is what it is. Until she calls you back you wait. I sometimes wait in the parking lot next door.

Oh yeah you get to the parking lot and the lady doesn't answer her phone. Guess who double booked? Guess who got to the notel second?

Sometimes the lady wants you to describe your car. You may not get in to see her if she doesn't like your piece of shit car.

When the lady calls you back and gives you her room number then you should repeat the room number back to her slowly.

Clean all the phone calls and texts from this event from your burner and leave it in the car powered off.

The lady may ask you to call her when you get to the floor from which she is staying on. She wants to take a look at you before she will open the door. I like to tell the lady as a security precaution I never bring my cell phone to a meeting. Most times a lady will give you her room number at this point.

Step 6) Only bring the agreed upon cash for your consultation and maybe 10 $ extra for a possible tip.

Lock your wallet and other valuables in your car. Only bring the amount of money which was agreed upon for your half hour meeting. It is OK to bring $10 to tip the lady if you enjoy yourself. Do not bring extra money or valuables to a room with a lady you have never met. You can't loose what you don't bring.

You need to have a man to little man talk before you go up into a notel room. Make sure when you get to the room:

A) The lady in the room matches the lady in the BP ad.

B) The price on the call is the price you are going to pay.

The little man needs to understand if the reviewed lady from the ad does not match her photos (and the review states her photos are real) then it is time to leave. Excuse yourself, my mistake and leave. If you get to the room and the price changes then you tell the lady I brought the agreed upon amount. If that won't do then I have to leave. Then leave. Don't let the little man talk you in to staying when things are not as they should be. When things are awry feel free to leave. The little man may want to stay, don't listen to the little man when things are wrong.

I know some ladies never use their own photos. Don't start out with ladies who don't look like their photos. It is one less thing to worry about.

Step 7) Meeting your BP lady.

You are on your way up to her room or house.

Be aware some ladies may give you the wrong room number or address as a strange security measure.

I have given wrong addresses and wrong room numbers. So you could be knocking on the wrong door when the door next to it opens and you are ushered in. So far I have not run into anyone who said, "Hey asshole, what the fuck do you want?

Most of the time you get to the right door. You knock and a lovely young lady lets you in.

Hopefully the lady latches the door behind you. If she doesn't ask her if it is ok to latch the door. If she says no, then you should say goodbye. You don't want anyone coming into the room while you are indisposed in the room. Many times when you come in you might get a hug. It is too soon to start making out with the lady. A little hug is fine.

Ask your lady friend if anyone is in the bathroom? Whether she says yes or no. You need to go check the bathroom, any large cabinets or closets for other people. Once you have verified it is just the two of you then you can move on to the police check.

A police check allows you and the lady to trust that neither of you are not cops. You can say something to the lady like, You are a very pretty lady may I stroke your private area? If she says nothing repeat the question slowly. If she doesn't answer or says no. Apologize for being rude and leave. When she gives you the go ahead then lightly stroke her why and boobs. She will probably stoke your groin. Don't skip the police check just because you recognize her from her photos and she has reviews. She will feel more comfortable after you have proved you are not a cop.

BTW, I have had spent sessions with extra ladies in the other bed and in the bathroom. Since I started hobbying, I have found that I have been fairly comfortable with things I never thought would happen. I probably would not be comfortable a guy or kids in the room. However, other ladies why not. You should only do what you are comfortable with.

8) Exchange information about your wants and her limitations.

No matter what your wants are her limitations trump your wants. Respect the ladies limits. Just because you paid for a half hour of her time doesn't mean she has to do whatever you want as your love slave. You should have done better research about her dos and don'ts.

Oh yeah, she wants to get paid. Some ladies will make it very clear that you need to drop the cash and swoop down on it 1/10 of a second after it hits the table. Other ladies are still wary of john law and will be happy you drop the cash on the counter but they may not touch it during the session. Do not directly hand the cash to the lady.

9) You do whatever.

10) It is over once you blow your load.

You will notice that a lady will give you a big smile right after you orgasm. That is because she has fulfilled her end of the bargain. Time to clean up, make a little small talk, get dressed, take a pee, get a hug thank her and leave. You paid for up to a half hour. If you blow your load in the first 5 minutes then your half hour is almost up. There are no two pops in a half hour. An occasional lady will ask you to hang out but most ladies think it is time for you to go.
BS.

This is great and oh so true. Been in the hobby 15 years and I can't think of anything to add. I had to figure it all out myself. Trial and error.

I DO want to say that although its not common I HAVE found several providers that don't care how many times you pop as long as it's within the agreed time frame. These ladies stand out, they are usually the better providers they want you will be a regular. If you like to do multiple pops, bring hats with you so you aren't taking up their supply.

[RickFlare17]

Hello everyone. New to site but known on List Crawler.

[MrNiubility]

New to the hobby, and can, you gents recommend a good place for std tests in Howard county? If it is anonymous and affordable, would be great. Thanks a lot.

[BlindSandal]

Guys,

You do your research, you find a lady with good reviews, you get to her notel, and you have radio silence. No one answering the phone. Ladies double book because they get a lot of no-shows. First guy to her notel gets seen. They will see the second guy if he waits around. I had ladies give me discounts because I waited. I also had them never answer at all ever again. You can go to a bar have a drink and look for a backup girl. It would be better if you chosen a backup girl near where your first girl is staying before you call the first girl. Especially if stiff is already loaded with prescription blue steel and his meds are waning. Shit happens, it is all part of the game.

It is not just ladies doing flaky stuff. Tons of guys make appointments and don't show up. If a lady has two guys coming she figures one may not show; So the first guy to the parking lot gets seen first. Should both of them show up then she will juggle it somehow. There is always the possibility neither of the guys will show. I have had my share of when I call a lady twice and she doesn't answer once I am at the notel. Everyone hates being in a notel parking lot waiting to see if the lady will call you back. If you book an appointment and one of her regulars books an appointment 2 minutes after you for the same arrival time who do you think she wants to see? A known regular or some guy she has never seen before? You may be talking about a BP lady with no reviews not a well reviewed high end agency lady. Don't get upset, try to roll with it.

I am not surprised by double booking behavior whenever I have never met a lady before. I would be very disappointed in a lady who would double book on any subsequent meeting.

I read this article off of beefeater where uncle LEO complained that they had over 60 calls but only arrested 2 guys who showed up. That means ladies get a lot of calls and a lot of no shows. Guys phone shop and make multiple appointments and then maybe only show up at the lady they think best matches their fancy. Leaving the other ladies as backup should their first lady fall through. You think these pricks call the other ladies and cancel. No show behavior by guys encourages a lady to double book.

After you have finished a meeting while you are getting dressed, just ask a lady if she gets a lot of guys who make appointments who don't show up? If you take the time to ask ladies about the hobby from their perspective then you might learn something. Don't ask about this stuff before you have finished your business or she might vent her spleen for a hh about all the assholes who don't show up. I have found many ladies will openly share information about the hobby from their perspective if you ask nicely. Listen and learn to what they have to say; Don't argue with them about their experiences.

I even had one of my previous ATFs bump her appointment w a new customer to get me in because I had a small time window and I was a regular and I tip my ATFs.

Bump you I will,
BS

[EumYang]

Are there any no-tell motels in Glen Burnie? Sorry if it's a dumb question -- I actually haven't rented a room for the purpose of mongering in over 10 years.

[George525]

I've posted a few times about Sara in Dundalk. She offered a $100 massage with a very happy ending. Veery talkative but sweet. Has anyone seen postings of her??

[OskarM]

Certainly a burner phone is the best option but a cheaper alternative, especially if in a bind could be line 2. Certainly it's not for everyone but carrying around two phones, especially if you have a woman or wife can be problematic. Also deleting and downloading the app again requires about as much discipline as managing two phones. Even you don't want to delete the app, just log out of it. If you do delete and reinstall, it syncs to the cloud automatically so no fear of losing a number.

I respect your opinion on the burner preference but it can't hurt to have options.

Your real phone is linked to your real name. If push comes to shove they connect those dots. Get cash, go to Walmart, get a monger phone, activate the monger phone from any phone not your own and not your work phone, change monger phones annually. Keep a password on your monger phone and keep it off unless you are using it. If it has gps, remove the battery when not in use.

If using an app and your real phone with gps, remember it logs where you are at nearly all times.

[The Impaler]

Imp,

For gosh sakes buy a burner. Deleting and reinstalling an APP every time you see a lady is bullshit. You are going to forget and leave a trail when you get lazy. If you find a quality lady then she should be in your contact list (The little man will thank you for this.) and you sure don't want to loose her number because you deleted this APP. You would be an idiot to keep a quality BP provider's number in your contact list on your regular phone.

Buy a Burner,
BS

Certainly a burner phone is the best option but a cheaper alternative, especially if in a bind could be line 2. Certainly it's not for everyone but carrying around two phones, especially if you have a woman or wife can be problematic. Also deleting and downloading the app again requires about as much discipline as managing two phones. Even you don't want to delete the app, just log out of it. If you do delete and reinstall, it syncs to the cloud automatically so no fear of losing a number.

I respect your opinion on the burner preference but it can't hurt to have options.

[BlindSandal]

Haven't seen this posted anywhere else so thought I'd offer some advice.

Obviously using your real cell number for your hobby is crazy. If you get caught by Uncle LEO they have a digital record of everything and deleting messages / images won't help as they can be recovered.

Burner phones, cell phones purchased with a prepaid card, are great alternatives but I came across an app called Line 2 years ago while leaving in NYC. It's 9. 95 a month for the basic service but basically gives you a burner phone in your real cell phone. I use a prepaid card to handle the payment and the convenience of having one phone where I can quickly delete the app or get a new burner number has been invaluable and well worth the cost.

When making a date, I use line 2 to make the call or message, once at my location, I delete the app, turn off my phone and leave it my glovebox. When done, I turn it back on, download the app, and I'm good to go again.

One negative with the service is you can't exchange images or video over line 2 unless the other party has the app as well. (When you send them an image, they get a link to download the app.) But for 80% of my monger get needs, this works.

Anyway, just trying to get us all safe. Hope you guys find it useful.

Imp,

For gosh sakes buy a burner. Deleting and reinstalling an APP every time you see a lady is bullshit. You are going to forget and leave a trail when you get lazy. If you find a quality lady then she should be in your contact list (The little man will thank you for this.) and you sure don't want to loose her number because you deleted this APP. You would be an idiot to keep a quality BP provider's number in your contact list on your regular phone.

Buy a Burner,
BS

[The Impaler]

Haven't seen this posted anywhere else so thought I'd offer some advice.

Obviously using your real cell number for your hobby is crazy. If you get caught by Uncle LEO they have a digital record of everything and deleting messages / images won't help as they can be recovered.

Burner phones, cell phones purchased with a prepaid card, are great alternatives but I came across an app called Line 2 years ago while leaving in NYC. It's 9. 95 a month for the basic service but basically gives you a burner phone in your real cell phone. I use a prepaid card to handle the payment and the convenience of having one phone where I can quickly delete the app or get a new burner number has been invaluable and well worth the cost.

When making a date, I use line 2 to make the call or message, once at my location, I delete the app, turn off my phone and leave it my glovebox. When done, I turn it back on, download the app, and I'm good to go again.

One negative with the service is you can't exchange images or video over line 2 unless the other party has the app as well. (When you send them an image, they get a link to download the app.) But for 80% of my monger get needs, this works.

Anyway, just trying to get us all safe. Hope you guys find it useful.

[BlindSandal]

LEAVE!

Turn around and go away. She knows why you are leaving. She may be verbally abusive. Ignore what she says. Pepper spray her if she attacks you. Keep walking away and don't engage with her. You should not be worried about being rude, you should be worried what other false pretenses are going on here. It is not the time to explore what strange shit can happen to me; It is time to Ease on down the road.

You were expecting a gorgeous spinner and behind the door is a little chunky lady or worse a very large lady. You fell in love with the photo and that lady didn't show up in the notel. She is going to pressure you to stay and she isn't going to want to change her price. Here is when your little man might speak up, Fuck it, I am here let's do it. We both know the little man is an idiot don't listen to him. This lady's effort is going to cease as soon as you hand over the cash. At that point, it is all about what can she do to get you quickly out the door.

Look their are plenty of pleasantly plump or heavyset woman making a go in the business. They advertise with their own photos and get plenty of repeat business because they know how to show a guy a good time. People who don't advertise photos close to their body type just want the cash with out providing the services.

Then there is the whole issue of TS providers especially under body rub section of BP where guys may be expecting a HJ but might hope for a BJ but not FS. If that is your thing fine. If it isn't you may a bit disturbed when you stoke their slit and find Mr Johnson is at home.

LEAVE, VAMOS, GET OUTTA DODGE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME YOU JUST CAN'T STAY HERE, HEIDY HO BOYS,
BS

BTW, Even if she is a pretty girl you can still get robbed or attacked by other people in the room. Gotta check the room for other surprises. I understand some ladies want their privacy. I sure as hell don't want my face on BP. So check the closets and large cabinets in the room of unreviewed ladies and make sure she latches the door once you enter.

[BlindSandal]

Don't fall in lust with high quality photos of beautiful ladies with no reviews. Once in a blue moon you will miss your chance at a real gem. Most of the time if you are lucky it will be a fat chick with an over inflated value of self worth who will hit you with the hard sell once you hit the room. If you are unlucky you will be robbed. If you are really unlucky you can be arrested. The sad sad sad truth is that there are not a lot of models working on BP.

Girls discover that photos of very pretty ladies in their BP ads gets them more calls than their own photos. So they steal photos of pretty ladies and post them as their own in their BP ads. Or some BP ladies use photos from years ago and when they were 20 lbs lighter.

You got to research both the phone number and their photos.

If you find the same photo under many different phone numbers either the lady is not using her own photos or the lady changes her phone numbers a lot. The most likely reason a lady changes her phone numbers is because she doesn't want you to find her poor or mediocre reviews. There are some cases when a lady is disorganized and just can't keep to a single phone number.

Some ladies may be using photos of a lady who looks similar to themselves. There are ladies who do not use their real photos because they plan to get out of the business and value their privacy. I know I wouldn't want my face posted on BP. Carmen is an example of a very pretty lady who plans to eventually leave the business and doesn't post photos of herself. How can you tell who you are going to get without chasing down their reviews associated with their phone numbers and photos.

Some girls post their own pics but never of their face or tats. Lexi West is a lady who has post hot photos of herself but both she and her photos are very hot.

Sometimes African American girls will appear to be white when the flash washes them out.

Ladies are very good at posting photos of themselves where they are hiding their profiles and stomachs. So you will find a lot of BP photos of ladies asses, backs and them lying on sheets obscuring their profile.

Don't fixate on seeing a girl because you have fallen in love with a photo of a pretty girl. There is this photo of this blond chick in black boots with these soccer ball fishnet stockings which have driven guys crazy for years. She changes her name and phone number a lot. However many guys just can't resist her photos. Somebody post her soccer ball fishnet ass photos which guys can't seem to resist.

Let's talk about Asian BP ads. Asian Massage Parlors (AMP) BP ads are designed to get you to visit their establishment. The hot Asian girls in AMP BP ads are not found on the premises. Nor are they a likely representation of the kind of lady you will find at the establishment.

Late at night, when guys are drinking and not thinking one will see a lot of BP ads using very pretty girls. Scammers like these hours when they can take advantage of the inebriated.

While checking out ads in the BP escort section it also pays to examine in the transsexual escort section to see if you find the same photos for a TS lady. Sometimes you want the only dick at the party to be your own.

Then there are the underage girls who post on BP as 18 while they are small and very young looking without any tats. Suddenly, ads that used to say they were 18 now say they are 23. They advertise during after school hours. These girls scare the shit out of me.

And a note to the ladies, don't post your Facebook pics. One of us will chase down your Facebook photos and find out your real name.

Let's all be careful out there,
BS

[EurAsiaTrekker]

Thanks for all the excellent tips.

[Ebdawgg]

Excellent post!

Baltoman.

I've known a few cops in my day and they hate being addressed as sir. They take that as a sign of too much weakness. I would suggest saying "Yes Officer" or "No Officer. ".

Other than that A+.

Glad we post these occasionally. Everyone could use a refresher course from time to time. Cops do, lawyers do and if mongers want to stay on top of their game, they should too.

Good job and thanks.

[Old Chinese Guy]

I took the time to watch the whole video, excellent advice!

Excellent post!

Baltoman.