Humor: Just for laughs

[CuriousButSafe]

I can share one of my all-time favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QnrVAbD1s

I have to get that freakin list!. LOL.

[Rrayr]

This one made me spit out a good portion of my beer. At the 3:30 mark, "John: Do you have any dental work?", "Hooker: Do I look like I have healthcare?". "John: Good Point." Real life, true story stuff right there. Too funny.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.

I can share one of my all-time favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QnrVAbD1s

Loved it! " my step uncle did it in Nam"!

[JaiJef]

This one made me spit out a good portion of my beer. At the 3:30 mark, "John: Do you have any dental work?", "Hooker: Do I look like I have healthcare?". "John: Good Point." Real life, true story stuff right there. Too funny.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.

LMAO--OMG.

Accents? LOL.

[MilfMan865]

I can share one of my all-time favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QnrVAbD1s

This one made me spit out a good portion of my beer. At the 3:30 mark, "John: Do you have any dental work?", "Hooker: Do I look like I have healthcare?". "John: Good Point." Real life, true story stuff right there. Too funny.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.

[RazorXX]

I can share one of my all-time favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QnrVAbD1s

[RollOneUp]

Interesting pictures. Sometimes I just e-mail the bullshit meter to jack-asses at work when necessary. They get the point usually.

[Member #5245]

1. Wife doesn't allow girlfriends.

2. To learn how to tell the difference between a meth head hooker and a Crack ho in less than 20 seconds.

3. We actually enjoy drama.

4. I can't stop looking at her boobies.

5. How else would a 60 year old man be able to enjoy a 20 year old woman?

6. At a restaurant the waiter doesn't know she's not wearing any panties.

7. I don't know about you, but helping them make that car payment has become one of my life's goals.

8. Shopping with her at Victoria ' Secret maxes out my credit card every time.

9. The maids at her Notel know your name. Hey Belly, clean sheets today, one of them says as I walk by.

10. The phrase, "that's going to cost extra" no longer bothers you.

Yours,

The Belly.

[MadMax24]

Black Cocks Matter part 2.

Same studio.

LOL.

"Twitter My Shitter".

http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultD...hitter_dvd.htm

Hahaha!

[JaiJef]

How about funny porn movie names?

"That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper".

http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/movie/th...yed-my-crapper

LOL.

Black Cocks Matter part 2.

Same studio.

LOL.

[LoveToPlease]

When you're horny and broke.

[RyanRivera]

In the spirit of Rio 2016, a new way to rate providers.

Participants are given a minimal gift $$ for participation, but there is a large payout to the winner of an elimination style bracket.

Supplies:

Solo Cups.

Ping Pong Balls.

Whistle.

Chalk or Marking Tape.

Solo Cups set on one side of room. Row of ping pong balls on the other. At the sound of the whistle, participants are to squat down, pick up pong ball with either orifice, and 'carry' the ball across the room to then be placed in the solo cup, WITHOUT crushing the ball. Its a test of speed, agility, and finesse. Ultimate winner of all heats receives purse.

[MilfMan865]

How about funny porn movie names?

"That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper".

LOL.

Nice! The cover art / pics are just as funny as the title.

-milfman.

[MadMax24]

How about funny porn movie names?

"That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper".

http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/movie/th...yed-my-crapper

LOL.

[EchoEcho]

I had just turned 21. In this club and met this very pretty |Lady| - she was about 40. Man, I thought she was ancient! But she got real friendly & tells me her fantasy is to have a mom/daughter thing, just once.

Now I'm thinking: "wow -- this lady is a real babe, bet her daughter is just absolutely smokin' hot!!"

So -of course- I can't wait to go home with her.

Once there, I'm so ready I'm a walking pogo stick. Then Lady opens the door, turns on the lights, and very loudly yells: "Hey Mom, guess what?" . . .

[MilfMan865]

This may be one test, of many or maybe none, in your toolkit.